>wake up
>you are now the "emperor of all europe"
>you control the EU and can enact anything you want
>what do
make these borders a reality
>>57114511
>call President Trump and provoke him
>call him a coward and Europe would wreck his shit
>leave the office to Japan and enjoy the transatlantic war.
>>57114511
Hot steamy sex with Frauke Petry
>>57114547
>>57114710
These proposals are popular with most Europeans.
>>57114560
This proposal in unpopular with most Europeans.
>build walls
Todo list:
>Kick anglos and slavs out
>Send migrants to Russia with love
>Erect huge statue at my own glory
>Rince and repeat
>>57114560
'no'
Remove kebab.
>>57114511
I would first put a federation into place with everyone choosing their own leaders etc.
Then I would cut all the aid money sent to non european countries.
Then I would let Turkey join :D
Finally I would start a giant war with russia hopefully the muricans will help :D
And if we win I would balkanize Russia as hard as possible.
>>57114511
Stop mass immigration.
Ban all religious institutions, but especially Islam.
Send a clear message to all non-Europeans: either you conform to our society's rules or you will be removed
Stop all cooperation with Switzerland and Norway, and various micro-states until they decide to join the EU
Make peace with Russia, maybe even ally
Also attack the U.S, because TTIP is shit, and Europeans have clearly made a mistake by allowing them to gain independence. It's time to recolonize North America, and make it great again. Possibly after that, absorb South America as well, until Europe reaches global domination.
I'll try spinning. That's a good trick.
1. Stop mass immigration
2. Dismantle the EU
Enact full social democracy, shitpost about it here
Deport everyone
More Arabs, we Eurabia now
get rid of all existing EU regulations
dismantle the parliament and council, give myself all the power
close the fucking borders
enact strict immigration laws with low quotas, favour Americans, Australians, New Zealanders, Canadians and East Asians, allow for deportation for any crime commited or any shade of terrorist activity
leave UN, stay in NATO, maintain positive relations with Russia and China, instead of shady free trade deals like TTIP just allow for free trade with everyone, just keep small tariffs as a mean of renevue
reenact death penalty for heinous criminals, those who show some hope of resocialisation should be allowed to work for the public good within tightly controlled spaces, so they can earn better living conditions and have some money to get back on their feet after leaving
school vouchers instead of public schooling, favour boys over girls, allow for homeschooling
push women out of the workforce and bring them back homes
cooperate with private companies to develop space travel
sponsor abstinence sex ed programs in schools and for homeschooling parents, promote culture of marital sex, monogamy and faithfulness
stop funding and favourably dismantle any organisation that demoralises the public by influencing medias to honour their deviations, as well as organising immoral public events
legalise all drugs but don't allow for consuming them in public
Kick every country out of the EU except The Benelux, Denmark, Germany, Austria and France.
Make Dutch, German and French the official languages. With German being the working language.
Deport all Muslims. Close borders to uninvited migrants.
Get an European army.
Legalize weed, prostitution, designer babies.
Put life extension on top of the European agenda.
Work on energy independence.
Give natives the right to bare guns.
Create a tax free zone for tech companies.
>>57116911
>school vouchers instead of public schooling, favour boys over girls, allow for homeschooling
This might be an improvement for some countries. How about countries that already have an efficient public school system?
>sponsor abstinence sex ed programs in schools and for homeschooling parents, promote culture of marital sex, monogamy and faithfulness
Demonstrably doesn't work and often causes an increase in teen pregnancy.
>>57117159
Danes get the option to leave if they wish. Or make Danish an official language as well if they stay. I dont care.
>>57117305
sure, as if any other program lowered it
just hand them out condoms amirite?
>>57114511
Fund initiatives to isolate genes that cause major depression, low IQ, alcoholism and violent behavior.
Enact voluntary, non-coercive, opt-in eugenics.
Promote a culture where knowingly passing on stupidity and hereditary illness to your child is the same as child abuse.
Should reduce human suffering by quite a bit in a few generations. Muslims and Catholics don't get a free pass, if they opt out due to religious reasons, I'd make sure everyone knows they love suffering.
Kill the eternal Muslim.
Begin the genocide of all Dutch people. They have fallen too far into degeneracy and must be sacrificed.
Enact an eugenics program to breed a new superior race of Europeans.
Start investing heavily into automation and life extension programs.
Prepare to cull 90% of the unfit population that will be unable to contribute in a future automated society.
Close and heavily guard borders against any outside forces.
>>57117446
The 10 countries with the lowest teen pregnancy rates actually managed it pretty well.
>>57114511
It that a real question?
Give subhumans 2 days to leave and after that star the ethnic cleansing of any non-european left.
>>57117446
Giving them condoms or at least allowing easy access to them actually does work. Places that teach abstinence only always have the highest teen pregnancy rates.
>>57116911
>favour boys over girls
for what purpose?
>>57117619
I'm not against teen pregnancy. I'm against teen fatherhood and premarital sex. These should be combated accordingly, without endorsing or accepting either.
ban poland, czech rep., slovakia, hungary and romania from it
>>57117726
more sex driven degenerates, well fucking done
>>57117754
making girl know the purpose of their lives, which is motherhood, instead of pushing them into the workforce
>>57117871
Maybe there should be a separate EU for Catholic and Protestant majority nations. See which one does better.
I have a creeping suspicion that the EU would be healthier without gibsmedat Catholics shitting it up with their corruption and antiquated values.
Huge education reforms to make the life of the average middle and highschooler closer to what happens in my animes.
Promote each country's culture and force them to go back to the architectural and fashion style of the last time their country was great again. Adapt these to 21th century technology though
>>57117871
>using the term degenerate unironically
>>57118039
I'm Protestant actually
>>57118110
nice meme reddit
>>57114511
>anything you want
ok fine, put muslims in concentration camps and genocide them
might as well go all out if I can do anything
>>57118084
Oh and outlaw being black or shitskin. Deport them to Guyana
>>57117159
Another point:
White people from South Africa will be allowed into Europe if they speak Afrikaans.
>>57114801
she has no eyebrows
>>57119167
check your eyebrow privilege.
>tfw bushy eyebrows
>tfw have to self-flagellate to check mine
anything i want?
>federalize EU to give it more powers over states
>EU emperor can veto parliament acts, and vice versa if given a unanimous vote
>those who can prove European origin on both sides of their family, can have a right to passage back to Europe
>remove EU citizenship for those of non-European immigrant origin, who have arrived since 1968
>immigrants who riot are charged with terrorism
>radical Muslims are sent to a penal colony in Greenland
>bar immigration, except for tourists, political refugees and business trips
>deportation of foreign origin criminals
>inter-European migration is handled by staes, EU handles who gets into Europe
>policy of civilizing gypsies
>recognize Christianity, Judaism and Atheism as part of Europe's historical heritage
>continent wide tax on childlessness, allow for handouts for EU citizens with 3 or more children, more child leave
>ban on international adoptions
>EU citizenship is only avaliable through being hiven it honorarily or being married to an EU citizen
>education is mandated to be pro-family and pro-culture
>no new mosques, except for converts
>deportation of those who don't have a visa or are a citizen
>no entry for anyone on any watchlist for terrorism
>no politicalization of public TV
>>57114511
>iPhone 5c
why
>>57114511
Throw every nation out of the EU except Austria, Benelux, Germany, France, Italy, Spain. Annex. Let Switzerland, Liechtenstein, San Marino, Monaco, Vatican City and Andorra join the union. Thirdly I would annex Portugal and make it rich. Fourthly I would turn the EU into an empire with Rome as capital. Therefore I would set up a lot of infrastructural projects to connect Rome with Berlin, Paris, Vienna, Madrid and Brussels directly. I would ban cars from city center and introduce the self driving car as standard. The fuel prices would increase enormously, so there will just be bought electric cars. I would make Piazza Venezia as center of the empire. After that, I will introduce a new flag for the country, something like a tricolor. I don't want to get a kanguage problem, so I'd probably let all the people Latin. However, German and French would still be a must. With teaching a new language I will scare all Africans in Europe who just speak French. My policy is to expand the empire just with the Greek islands, Cyprus and Malta. Moreover, I would get more northern-Morrocan land (without Morrocans) to decide who is allowed to come in the Mediterranean and who not.
>>57119379
>civilizing gypsies
good luck trying to do that.
otherwise, nice plan
>>57115296
Turk detected
>>57118290
Why can't they come to Netherlands legally ?
Any Party want to change that ?
I want free ice cream and a comfy sofa
>>57121624
The finest sofa from Ikea and the nicest Italian ice cream is sent to your palace.
