Let's hear those beautiful accents of yours. The thicker the better, like my Gram-Gram used to say.
Practise languages, banter, meme, sing/play instruments, talk, &tc. Anything you want to waste Vocaroo's bandwidth on.
>Obligatory English to start off with
I'm a magician, Spencer. A furious magician. Ooooh.
Are you proud of your country? Are you proud of your country? I bet you are. You pretty little boy. Sitting up there in your high chair, demanding more Applesauce. You've already got enough applesauce, Spencer. There's plenty of apple sauce on your plate.
I'm going to kiss you, Spencer, on the lips.
You sexy little rattlesnake. You naughty little baby boy. You you you you rambunctious little infant. My mother tries to get me to go on dates, Spencer. You know what that's like? You know how humiliating that is, Spencer?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yBdN3SrY77
>>57110725
Where is this text from?
>>57110750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlfmVQ_q6Gg
It's originally a song, but that video monologue is 10,000 times better IMO.
>>57110794
also inb4 "qt gril in the thumbnail"
>>57110725
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OAfR3IWWY1
>>57110725
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AxBk3aW4vE
>>57113248
>you ambitious little infant
>ambitious
:o)
>>57113310
topkek Awesome. Your voice is perfect for that text.
>>57113310
Thread is over.
>>57113469
First try, kinda new word for me.
>>57113310
O-oh my, dat voice.
>>57113310
>>57113552
this desu, pack it up guys see you tomorrow.
>>57113310
how come all you scandinavians have such nice british accent?
>>57113310
I was going to try this text but it already seems like the thread is over dayum
>>57113612
free (you) for azeriis
I tried.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SLIcvUlhxJ
>>57113704
Thanks kardesh
>>57113692
Because our native ones sound like nails on a chalkboard.
>>57113773
kek
>>57113847
obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
>>57113900
Can confirm the video is based on reality.
Told the cashier at the grocery store that I didn't want the receipt yesterday and she gave me one anyway.
Not to mention that nobody greets anyone with anything but nods and muttered: "eh"s
>>57110725
I try
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jdZ3Yq0vGP
>>57110725
>applesauce
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XB5NNd86kR
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JtfbwyJ8n9
>>57110725
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cYhI3v9Njk
>>57113310
You won this thread
>>57116335
Did you like my fanfic, Janusz?
>>57116434
>the way you say applesauce
:3
>>57117014
not particularly
>>57116434
a-are you a g-grill?
>>57113310
You could be a voice actor
>>57117363
:( Aw I'm sorry man, I hope you didn't get offended. It was "fan"fic, because I liked your stories I thought I'd write one that I imagined you yourself would write.
>>57113310
I've just fallen in love
>>57113310
that's really good dude
where'd you learn that?
>>57117614
stop being concerned with offending people you fruit kike
>>57117772
kek, cheers. You know, it's just, I like everybody here. I wanna be everyone's friend, so I try really hard not to be a dick or upset someone. I hope we're still cool.
>>57117918
I'll be cool when my body gets rigor fucking mortis
>>57113310
i was going to record but can't beat this one
9/11 bretty gud
>>57117430
I guess I am until proven contrary
>>57117771
The accent? Through watching English television
Everything else? Talent and practice
>>57118128
get yourself a nickname
Germanic Melike is already taken tbf, Minnesota as well
>>57118002
lol alright. btw I kek'd at the "you 25-to-life man"
>>57118281
I thought that a nickname was something other give you hehe
>>57118408
then join the cards and some ingenious Eastern European will quickly come up with one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qqvOKR9IZ6
>>57118408
>>57118435
>then join the cards
this 2bh. another day sitting by myself in the poker room.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mDNur0bc1W
An attempt was made.
>>57118483
>>57118435
Thank you for the invitation then, i defenitely will one day
>>57118128
pls be my gf
>>57118837
Why do skandis have uch sexy voices and accents?
>>57118892
semen
>>57118892
Greatest country has greatest people.
>>57118892
I think you confused me with the anon above heh
>>57119119
Yup indeed, sorry I'm too sick and tired to do thing correctly atm
>>57118892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTozrTpxldM
Truly the sexiest of voices.
>>57119190
Kek, the sexiest accent of all
>Still better than most French trying to speak English t.bh
>>57119190
>SF
>dansk
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0obzIfb1SX1
>>57115152
why are american accents so shit
>>57116335
BAHAHAHAHA
>>57116434
please be in LONDON
>>57115152
>All that anger
Beautiful
>>57119432
Almost sounds like a seduction attempt.
>>57119627
i thought that's what it was
>>57119432
r8 m8 no h8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YeCU59kDYs
>>57119805
you sound like an american trying to speak in a scottish accent
Gib something to read anons
>>57119515
250 years of immigrants.
>>57119826
mission accomplished, i guess
>>57120008
If you were trying to copy me, I'm not (very) scottish
>>57119515
>>57120008
>250 years of immigrants.
is this more your speed? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIZgw09CG9E
>>57120084
just sounds like thick irish with an american twang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScELaXMCVis
this is my regional accent
It's strange how americans get a new accent every few hundred miles where it's only every 10 miles or less in the UK
>>57119929
As the pen fell far to the floor, Amy watched it hit the linoleum. She knew she couldn't have caught that pen if Brian threw it to her from his greasy old hands. But she picked it up and wrote the directions to her house. She cleared her throat, but her words still sounded hoarse.
"This is the best route. Keep your horse to this path, and you'll be fine. After you cross the creek, be careful of the large roots that come up out of the ground. We'll have a cot set up in the guest house for you."
Amy handed the pen back to Brian. She wanted to wash her hands immediately, but settled on wiping them on her jeans. The look on Brian's face when she did this sent a pin-pricking sensation through her. She knew she shouldn't be so hard on him. After all, she thought, he is my brother. I shouldn't be so angry all the time. And he is doing us a great service by helping us out this summer.
"Thanks again, Brian. I'll see you in the morning. Travel safe."
Brian nodded to his sister. He did not attempt to extend his calloused, dirty hand to her. But he smiled, knowing that at least she had begun to trust him again.
>>57120008
>>57119929
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cYhI3v9Njk
>>57119119
>>57118837
>>57118128
>>57116434
hnng
maybe italians are the best euros
>>57120252
desu the revolution was a mistake
>>57120214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m4KbCcFqpU
>>57120214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Lq8G1vZMea
>>57120473
>rowt
kill yourself
>>57110725
tried to get into character, outcome and shitty mic quality makes me sound like a fagit
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16UdVhUteGA
r8
>>57120679
MY EARS
TAKE YOUR FUCKING MIC OUT OF YOUR OESOPHAGUS
>>57120747
that's probably my attempt to deter you from listening to my voice
>>57120214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cbJwXlwDDg
>>57121022
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
>>57121062
>I'm just doing my bait
>>57121022
>pronouncing root as rowt
what the fuck is wrong with you
THE PERUVIAN: DURING
HIS CHILDHOOD HE'S FORCED
TO MILK GOATS, COWS... CLEAN BARNS
"THE PERUVIAN" "SOWS" POTATOES, ONIONS" AND HE DOES AGRICULTURAL WORK!!
the PERUVIAN DOESN'T BATHE, DOESN'T STUDY,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL, DOESN'T GO TO UNIVERSITY. HE'S A THICK IGNORANT, CLOSED,
BRUTE, STUPID, PROFANE, DISGUSTING
WHAT IS PERUVIAN IN LATIN???
*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``
HOW TO RECOGNIZE A PERUVIAN IS THE EASIEST THING, HERE WE LIST SOME OF THEIR CHARACTERISTICS
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, ABYECT, INSIGNIFICANT... HEINOUS
1- THEY'RE BROWN, THE COLOUR OF POOP, SIMILAR TO COPPER, RESEMBLING TURDS
2- THEY'RE DRWAVES, 1,50 TO 1,60, LIKE ANDEAN GNOMES
3- THEIR LEGS ARE SHORT, BOW-LEGGED, TRUE ABOMINATIONS OF NATURE
4- THEY DON'T HAVE ASSES, NOT THE MEN NOR THE WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE NECK, THEY RESEMBLE WORMS WITH MUD
6- THEY HAVE HUGE NOSES LIKE CONDORS OR TUCANS
7- THEIR EARS ARE HUGE, EVEN THE SPANISH CALLED THEM THAT
8- THEY'RE LIKE CHINESE AND THEY DON'T HAVE EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTRUDING CHEEKBONES
10- THEIR FACES ARE ROUND AND BLOATED, THESE GUANACO FACE
>>57120214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cOjBbzi4w0
I had trouble reading this, weird
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
>>57121169
>what the fuck is wrong with you
I was born one months premature 2bh.
>>57121497
The pun was so bad that I stopped reading there
>>57121169
>>57120669
>BritbongsTriggeredByAmericanEnglish.jpg
>>57120214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kgCUiIlvc1
>>57121555
By retarded pronunciation*
>>57121497
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XwWBVdd6ES
>>57121821
Memes?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I5rihNLqNO
Please wish me goodnight everyone :3
>>57122025
post porn and i might consider
Hi pals what do you guys want me to sing after I finish classes for the day?
>>57122025
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sBhpsjcrre
>>57122225
Can we request stuff in a language you're probably not familiar with?
>>57120252
could you read pic related, please?
>>57122295
If you're fine with me butchering it, sure. Just promise no bully.
>>57122322
sry, here's the larger version
>>57122344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5DKDNHULLY
I promise I won't bully you.
>>57120214
>Amy handed the pen back to Brian. She wanted to wash her hands immediately, but settled on wiping them on her jeans. The look on Brian's face when she did this sent a pin-pricking sensation through her. She knew she shouldn't be so hard on him. After all, she thought, he is my brother. I shouldn't be so angry all the time. And he is doing us a great service by helping us out this summer.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fymHbzm7yW
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NLst9uX9kl
What is this? Sounds stupid.
oh boy, poker room's starting to blow up atm. it's me, finland, and german qt3.14
>>57121874
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10JDVjMJPZq
Actually
A bedtime story is better
There once was a ladybug,
whose name was Laurie Ann,
and the humming bird was her biggest fan.
They were both very sweet,
and they kept the aphids off the food we eat.
Now Laurie Ann’s body was speckled with spots and
red, because she laughed allot.
One day while removing aphids from a strawberry,
Laurie Ann, met a worm named Larry.
Now Larry, was as green as any worm she had ever
seen! She knew this was from the chlorophyll in the
leaves he ate. So they sat and talked awhile, and
then, Larry, asked her out for a date. Laurie Ann
blushed a little, and Larry, wiggled with excitement in
anticipation for her answer. Finally she managed to
say," Yes", and Larry said,” Thank you Lord, I am
blessed!”
They decided to meet under an old apple tree, in an
orchard by the creek, where all of the gardens, and
the valley below they could see.
Larry talked, and talked, about how one day soon, he
would make a cocoon and turn into a beautiful,"
Butterfly".
>>57121497
http://vocaroo.com/i/s093pz5Bbccl
>>57122025
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0smCLdb4aRu
>>57122557
I actually really dislike your flag because on this laptop it looks the same as mine.
Can you proxy please?
>>57122439
Awesome, I'll try it once I return from class.
>>57122373
Can't do a proper Raziel to save my life but here you go: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cAziD3ipXo
>>57122718
Looking forward to it, thanks Anon!
>>57122490
exceeding levels of palatable autism, overall enjoyable
>>57121062
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oU8WfpXYRD
>>57122439
I want to kill my voice and your ears so I'm doing this too.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rrECOKDctR
>>57121062
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWkr4NyfDG
>>57122494
Are you going to bed at 20:00?
>>57121821
>>57122557
I'm impressed people actually read this keeping (mostly) a straight face. Good job.
>>57121497
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZyyQmdAnQy
Babs requested for thick accent so I created this
>>57122373
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T31KyjO1xe
>>57122737
>>57123813
i felt the pain
>>57123493
Is that actually how Finnish people with bad English skillz sound?
>>57122373
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WHju4Oxfqx
>>57121697
Really excellent btw. 9.5/10
You pronounced >route the correct way.
>>57124882
Pretty mutch. I accidentally pronounced some words correctly, so I'd say it sounds even worse when spoken by some people.
desu younger people talk mutch better than older people
>>57125030
Only because that was the Yank part :^).
>>57125030
Is it "raut" or "root"
>>57123813
I really like your accent m8! Classic.
>>57122373
This is a really nice text for people practising English to read btw. I can see a few words they probably wouldn't be familiar with.
>>57125094
Yes, exactly.
>>57125094
root
>>57122373
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kvGC3mpG7I
>>57125094
Both are perfectly fine.
>>57125374
i want you to leave now
>>57125462
W-why?
>>57125448
only root is fine
>>57122373
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1THXfoRHzXU
>>57125448
C'est vrai. I use them interchangeably tbqh.
>>57125462
Your game is strong with the ladies.
>>57125374
i want you to show face now
>>57125567
suffer not the qt to live
>>57125511
He's a northerner, he's not used to females that don't go baaaaaaaa.
>>57125653
>
>>57125511
your accent is shit
find some qt things to say instead
>>57110725
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UvA6z8Qh6Z
>>57125818
>Your accent is shit.
The usual Brit :^)
>>57125595
N-no.
>>57110725
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KFuieb3Vh4
i swear this is my genuine voice
>>57126608
>N-no.
What, you don't like being appreciated?
>>57126833
post face
Russian, Pushkin's poem:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VcSslSF7ed
>>57126894
>>57127077
Words if anyone wants:
Mopoз и coлнцe; дeнь чyдecный!
Eщe ты дpeмлeшь, дpyг пpeлecтный -
Пopa, кpacaвицa, пpocниcь:
Oткpoй coмкнyты нeгoй взopы
Haвcтpeчy ceвepнoй Aвpopы,
Звeздoю ceвepa явиcь!
Beчop, ты пoмнишь, вьюгa злилacь,
Ha мyтнoм нeбe мглa нocилacь;
Лyнa, кaк блeднoe пятнo,
Cквoзь тyчи мpaчныe жeлтeлa,
И ты пeчaльнaя cидeлa -
A нынчe... пoгляди в oкнo:
Пoд гoлyбыми нeбecaми
Beликoлeпными кoвpaми,
Блecтя нa coлнцe, cнeг лeжит;
Пpoзpaчный лec oдин чepнeeт,
И eль cквoзь инeй зeлeнeeт,
И peчкa пoдo льдoм блecтит.
Bcя кoмнaтa янтapным блecкoм
Oзapeнa. Beceлым тpecкoм
Tpeщит зaтoплeннaя пeчь.
Пpиятнo дyмaть y лeжaнки.
Ho знaeшь: нe вeлeть ли в caнки
Кoбылкy бypyю зaпpeчь?
Cкoльзя пo yтpeннeмy cнeгy,
Дpyг милый, пpeдaдимcя бeгy
Heтepпeливoгo кoня
И нaвecтим пoля пycтыe,
Лeca, нeдaвнo cтoль гycтыe,
И бepeг, милый для мeня.
>>57127078
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZjiDzFsbkU
Please be nice.
>>57110725
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0shJV7eEMvJ
H-how beaner do I sound?
Men of Harlech, march to glory,
Victory is hov'ring o'er ye,
Bright-eyed freedom stands before ye,
Hear ye not her call?
At your sloth she seems to wonder;
Rend the sluggish bonds asunder,
Let the war-cry's deaf'ning thunder
Every foe appall.
Echoes loudly waking,
Hill and valley shaking;
'Till the sound spreads wide around,
The Saxon's courage breaking;
Your foes on every side assailing,
Forward press with heart unfailing,
'Till invaders learn with quailing,
Cambria ne'er can yield!
Thou, who noble Cambria wrongest,
Know that freedom's cause is strongest,
Freedom's courage lasts the longest,
Ending but with death!
Freedom countless hosts can scatter,
Freedom stoutest mail can shatter,
Freedom thickest walls can batter,
Fate is in her breath.
See, they now are flying!
Dead are heap'd with dying!
Over might hath triumph'd right,
Our land to foes denying;
Upon their soil we never sought them,
Love of conquest hither brought them,
But this lesson we have taught them,
"Cambria ne'er can yield!"
>>57127640
That was mean.
>>57127671
why/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pUUJygGtYe http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G0ZpQv3sdX
Anonymous 03/30/16(Wed)20:20:50 No.57127640 This post has been deleted▶>>57127671
[30/03/2016, 20:15:29] Mbago Yoram: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pUUJygGtYe http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G0ZpQv3sdX post this in >>57110725 (OP) for me raf please x
[30/03/2016, 20:18:38] Mbago Yoram: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EBmbYwovAQ oi post that one aswell
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EBmbYwovAQ
>>57127804
stellar post
>>57127518
Not at all, you sound quite American actually.
Can any Americans with a southern accent reply to any of these in this thread?
>>57127556
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fNGXjrJcsk
>>57130905
I was raised in Atlanta Georgia, I mean you're better off hearing a deep southern accent, ( I don't know which one you want so...) from my white compatriots in the boonie country but I can try.
Send text.
>>57127804
>loyalist
good lad :)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bLKV32zeIA
here
>>57125374
R O M E
O
M
E
>>57121209
Here goes cousin,sorry about the shitty microphone: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p6L8JGYStT
>>57125374
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kvGC3mpG7I
>woof
I want to make sweet tender latin love to your body Valentina
>>57110725
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05BkRXSv0l6
lol
I wanna post a song but I don't know if I will receive
>the bully
>>57132762
Go ahead bitch
>>57110725
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LhcGdxWSbh
azklnjšlmnj
>>57131769
Alex?
>>57133014
post Slavspeak
>>57133209
Yeah famolam?
>>57133010
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in being born in the United Kingdom in a Sharia controlled zone. Sorry I can't help you there!
>>57133278
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cYhI3v9Njk
>>57133393
wtf are you a g*rl?
>>57132907
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EGO5Yq5tYf
PLS NO BULLY
my singing voice is altogether shit so the pollen attack daily doesn't help.
Mile Kitic feat. Nebojsha
Taxi dole Taxi gore
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0C1fel5W7rX
>>57131724
Too soft you need to be louder.
god bless the men of harlech
>>57118452
RARE
A
R
E
>>57134154
C O M M O N
O
M
M
O
N
>>57133789
Why do you sound like Kai from the Snow Queen? :/
>>57132762
>>57133789
Hows this for a bully you attention starved faggot?
No one gives a fuck who you are. Turn your pathetic meme trip off or fuck off back to cam whore threads on /r9k/.
>>57134264
post russian
>>57134284
How's this then
also
wanna actually rate my singing
Sound of Silence from a non trip fag.
Acapella. Midwestern American.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bHQrqXY2a5
>>57134495
You do realize that people use tripfags on /voc/ to be able to identify frequent users, right?
>>57134214
BULLSHIT
U
L
L
S
H
I
T
>>57134678
I'm pretty sure Italy is fairly common m8
>>57134623
Dont care. Speak and sing for the thread, not for personal glory. You want and identity, go to /soc/ or /reddit/.
I've sung plenty in these threads. I do it for people to listen to, not so that I can have some sort of notoriety.
>>57134495
Also me >>57134623
In addition, do you have a cold or are you just practicing for your school production? Your voice is good but I notice your vibrato kicks in after a little breath. If you try working on scales just holding in as much air and singing as loud as you can with as little expenditure of air you'll be "end of note shaky because I'm running out of air in my lungs"
t. I have the same issues
>>57134317
My micro sucks.
>>57134898
I meant text
>>57134743
I know Italy is fairly common, I was pointing out Sudan as rare bro
>>57134963
and I just pointing out Italy as common m8
>>57131724
>>57131886
http://vocaroo.com/i/s120CikuLpj1
>>57134937
Ocнoвнaя тeppитopия CШA (нaзывaeмaя кoнтинeнтaльныe штaты) pacпoлoжeнa нa Ceвepoaмepикaнcкoм кoнтинeнтe и пpocтиpaeтcя oт Aтлaнтичecкoгo oкeaнa нa вocтoкe дo Tихoгo oкeaнa нa зaпaдe. Ha югe CШA гpaничaт c Meкcикoй, нa ceвepe — c Кaнaдoй.
>>57135183
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H7UFSIJNuL
I'm a little sick right now, but r8 anyway
>>57110725
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N3AMsh8f6g
>>57135313
pretty good
>>57135313
Pretty good but in Russian we pronounce CШA as /se-she-a/. This non-standard pronunciation applies to several other abbreviations as well.
>>57136601
ive been learning russians for 6 years, but i cant speak it at all and i probably have a fucking hughe estonian accent, i can try to read it and vocaroo it if you want :DD
>>57136822
russian* huge*
>>57136822
Yes please.
>>57136945
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00OMr6UNQ2e
i hope your ears wont bleed to much after hearing my super bad russian :DD
>>57125023
>>57125374
>>57125555
those were great, thnks guys (and checked italian femanon) ;3
also, sorry for the abrupt ending -- this text was supposed to be kind of an ipsum lorem portraying the writing style of the legacy of kain games.
>>57127077
no rates? :^(
>>57137428
kek
lorem ipsum*
requesting anons from cunts where the majority is catholic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS05UxBVTtY
>>57137072
Very qt.
![M9XMtim[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/3Gx0LTL.gif "M9XMtim[1].gif")
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GEglqN5JA4
So yeah, i was bored
>>57135105
preddy good
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b1xvEW5fz6
>bump
![tumblr_lh8oemUB4b1qbwe2t[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bA5KTgj.jpg "tumblr_lh8oemUB4b1qbwe2t[1].jpg")
>You cant stop me from wishing you a good nights sleep with a song
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GI8VovWBwN
