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communism has never actually been tried in a country edition
>>57104660
Cara
>>57104660
our nige
>pg1, 200 posts
*wooden creaking and groaning noises can be heard in the distance*
*the warping and twisting noises increase in volume as the pressure builds*
*a series of deafening wooden snaps and cracks can be heard punching through the air*
think you've gone and popped jannies nut lad
>>57104339
You can't when you're so far away... </3
@57104733
@57104746
please fuck off
>>57104733
More
Poster #57104765,
Why?
-anon
The Falklands are Argentine. Prove me wrong.
>>57104835
LAS
>>57104700
>one day you will be an old man
>the youngsters will approach you disillusioned with what the world has become
>and you will tell them "I told you so"
>>57104835
Because they're called The Falklands wahey
MALVINAS
>>57104835
well that was easy..
a fucking sheep
>>57104746
Dont remind me babe x
PIRATAS
sunny out
>>57104873
terrible feel tbqh
we fucking tried anon we fucking tried
>>57104933
opened his third eye and transcended the physical plane
also got arrested for stalking
Talking to girls is scary
@57104951
>we
>>57104933
hope you're the real cococunt used to enjoy your seppo baiting threads
>>57104945
>going to be 40C+ next month
Teach me the ways of Brit humour
>>57104967
Rasheed
>>57104986
Disgusting.
>>57104995
FOY
>>57104986
>>57104995
Pretend to be a stereotypical lad while actually being a friendless, cynical, suicidal NEET.
>>57104986
The fuck, didn't you just have summer , I thought your seasons are the same time as us
>>57104995
Wear women's clothes
Try take man for some fruitcake, are you dumb?
hungover
>>57105036
April is the hottest month
>>57104660
Absolute madman
>>57105020
>>57105035
>>57105042
Ta gents
>>57105045
oh yeah, you are training to become part of the military police
>>57105021
Any plans for songkran la?
>>57105063
Sounds muggy , you gon get blacked
>TWO (2) thailads
okay fuck off, I want the original one only posting.
other one put on a proxy, ta
mc smalley yeah that's my name (H)
lads, my mum was giving me a weird look today, should i go in for a cheeky fanny squeeze when I go to hers tomorrow for tea?
>>57105164
>trying to sound British
>calls an arse "fanny"
Twat
>>57105108
stay inside
wear waterproofs on the event I leave my lair to feed
>>57105156
(Y)
>>57105164
shocking post, KYS poof
>>57105164
In Britain the word "fanny" means vagina, not arse.
>>57105164
bit bent
>>57104951
There's only so much we can do
was having a think lads and i think i got molested :s
girl I pull up to your city with them racks out
>>57105200
>>57105065
Me on the left
>>57105179
>>57105189
>implying I'm not going in for the kill
>>57105186
rude desu
>>57105198
she's cis female lad
>>57105200
Why's that poster racist? I don't get it.
>>57105219
Why do you think that lad?
any LADS on right now??
Thinking of getting a proper photoshoot done
>>57105260
It argues against their views, so it's racist duh
>>57105260
it just is
*puts fingers in ears*
la-la-la-la-la
Who here /shirtlifter/
>>57105260
DAE ukip racist
>>57105183
Counter proposal:
we buy a pound of weed, hire a prostitute each, rent jet skis and ride them to an isolated island. We pit the prostitutes against each other in a game of monopoly and smoke weed and drink vodka whilst listening to Korean pop music.
>>57105260
LEFTIST cultural MARXIST regressive TWATS
>>57105301
>>57104680
good post
>>57105301
This one has good advice tbqh
I'm Paul Nuttalls of the Ukips and I think the brightest and best fish should stay in the sea and focus on making it aquatically prosperous.
>>57105045
we all hope.. thought you died here
>>57105351
what an autistic bitch, she can't even blow a fucking kiss properly lmao
>>57105307
good plan
>>57105373
You get back in the sea, you finned cunt.
>>57105307
>>57105438
which is the reddit nonce?
Have never seen this level of grasping at straws desu
http://www.hopenothate.org.uk/ukip/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MBxh-RjQtI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak4uSfO1EYs
watching the last episode of house lads hahaha
I get the feeling that Thailad hates Bizarro Thailad.
As I was awalkin' down London Road, I came to Paddy West's house
BADA BA BA
WITH MWREE MWREE
>lesbians divorce more often
>its the fault of everyone else because they're less accepted
>>57105500
Isn't that the organisation run by a racist nutter?
>>57105500
Am I going to click these links? Am I going to watch two separate videos then spend time forming a comment based on the content of said links and videos? No, I am not.
>>57105045
Huh, funny you should come back now. I was just thinking about all the old /brit/ memers the other day.
Will Craven and Maisiebro ever return, lads?
>>57105568
craven is too busy getting wankered at his golf club and maisiebro got bullied last time her was here a few months ago afaik don't think hes bothered anymore to post maisie here
Anyone see my boy Russell Howard on Jonathan Ross? He fucking DESTROYED Drumpf lads
>>57105605
Probably done himself in since learning she has a bf and everything.
>>57105629
WHAT
>>57105629
THE BANKERS THE BIGOTS
it's funny how if someone posts in this general for a year or so people think of them so nostalgically no matter what.
maisiebro was a dull moron (aussie version of the caratwat) yet people still "miss" him.
same shit will happen with lisicki even though he's a parody of a typical 17 year old socialist/communist student idiot who listens to electro house "choons" and thinks clubbing is fun and the lad bible is top banter.
and none of you pakis can even see it.
>>57105537
>straight people are divorcing more often
>it's a gay ploy to destroy marriage, christianity and the nuclear family
ahh yes of course
>>57105629
I haven't seen it but I assume he said:
>WHAT A BLOODY RACIST
>I HAVE LOADS OF MUSLIM FRIENDS AND THEY'RE ALL LOVELY PEOPLE
>joke about his hair and brash personality
>>57105744
The only one I really miss is Craven.
>>57105637
>>57105659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7slUn0rZUv8
Go to 7:00 to see THE DAILY MAIL destroy Drumpf!
why are there two /brit/
>>57105794
fuck off janny
the wifes son wants me to convert to islam lads
is it really the religion of peace?
>>57105756
i wasn't making that up thats literally a headlining news article here
>>57105744
When even a complete autist who posts here all the time leaves and you're still here it's not a good feeling.
put benzos in my muesli today lads
I am having a GOOD DAY today
>>57105530
OOOOOOOWRH OOOOOOOWRH
why didn't you guys hit the bump limit?
>>57100448
wanted to put Baileys in my coffee this morning but its best before date is 2012
still might use it though
Learning about Hadoop and big data this morning
>>57105968
do what the fuck we want yeah?
pipe down janny
Doing a scream and I think the neighbours heard me
mad to think this time yesterday i hadn't been to bed yet but i've been to sleep twice since then and am awake and ready for the day ahead
>>57105958
I WANNA NO WATS ON DE AGENDA
>captcha
>select 3 pies
>have to select a quiche, a pasty and there's only one actual pie
fucking Americans
>>57106071
d double can FOY for that choon desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMi1gXpf-Wg
3-FPM up the poop chute
Just vomited four times lads.
Feeling much better now.
>get woken up by some loud cunts in a car blaring music at 3 am
>realise the song'a Come Out Ye Black and Tans
>whisper "up the RA" and turn over
Alrigh lads desu
>>57106159
u sick or something?
>>57106196
good lad
>>57106213
I think I've got the flu.
Got most of the symptoms; headache, sore arms and back, runny nose, vomited, tired.
neighbour just screamed lads worried
>>57106271
*kisses you on the forehead*
get better my beautiful boy
Think I might be gay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xe6nLVXEC0
why do all girls have boyfriends already
literally cannot find any single women
>>57106313
Haha poof.
>>57106313
get well soon
suffering from almost complete loss of libido
Having a wee at work
Willy REALLY stinks
>>57106274
scream back
lmao the grime mong getting btfo of /mu/
>>57106286
Thanks you.
Here's a catchy song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYbr82fQGws
And a educational video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DGA2NA8oLI
>>57106327
*lowers copy of the guardian*
ahh yes, preach the lessons my good xir!
*raises copy and keeps reading*
>>57106348
hate when that happens tbqh
>>57106357
>/mu/
>not a bunch of clueless mugs
15 hours ago
EU referendum poll:
Remain: 41% (-3)
Leave: 45% (+4)
(via BMG online / 24 - 29 Mar)
Ah, yes, VERY impressive
>>57106420
what a bunch of bloody racists
>a literal prayer rug
>/brit/
>good
>>57106420
We're not leaving.lads.
insider sources tell me things are going to get shit for the UK very soon
https://youtu.be/8v7Agx74gsU?t=136
are there many tunnels that look like this in the UK? this is, as you lot would say, "proper dire" haha
>>57106473
i just wonder
>>57106473
t. Islam4UK
>>57106473
>contradicting yourself
>>57106465
its good when the normies return and isn't populated solely by low IQ autist neets.
>>57106149
more of a 4F-MPH man myself
>be me
>watching CNN
>a Japanese man talking about his decent robots in English
>suddenly English subs showed up on the screen
Why they do this?
stuck 3 hunna on Remain lads
gets me 410 back, 110 profit.
literally printing money.
>>57106331
Alri Christine
>>57106498
>a Japanese man talking about his decent robots in English
what do you mean by this
>>57106486
I'm voting out myself la.
Pound is supposed to crash soon.
>>57106498
nips cant speak engrish very good
>>57106456
no bully
>>57106498
I work with robots
>>57106517
so why not speed up the process?
>>57106498
It's more of an American thing than a western thing. Ameriburgers are so insular and self-important that they cannot grasp anything not said with an American accent.
>>57106515
That means a Japanese man was talking about his decent robots lad
society's already forgotten about brussels desu
>>57106537
Explain what you mean.
I wonder if a terrorist attack here before the referendum would make it more or less likely that we vote to stay.
I know people have been saying that it would make us more likely to leave, but I have a feeling that we're such cucks that the European countries will do something like what they did for France after the Paris attacks, wave Union Jacks about and project them onto their monuments, "I am London" will start trending and we'll think they all love us and vote to stay in a landslide.
>>57105789
>giving starving people AIDS, that's just kindness
well said Russell
>>57106562
Well yeah, Christmas was months ago mate and they're not in season right now
>tfw no decent robots
>>57106562
literally who?
>>57106562
They're fine.
I just called them.
>>57106556
but whats a decent robot
what are you listening to, /brit/?
>>57106591
Obviously a sex robot that broke it's own programming to develop morals and dignity.
>>57106595
watching The Island with Bear Grylls
>>57106595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyDZfdAr15c
Paki-attack soon?
remember when the plebs on here thought football was coming home?
>>57106591
Story about a hotel run by robots only
how decent my country is lad
>>57106595
Maroon 5
>>57106595
Whilst extremely gay, WoW did have a breddy gud soundtrack.
>>57106595
>warcraft
Is this you lad?
>>57106624
thats cool yeah ur country is fair decent i like the cute cartoons that are produced there
>>57106616
delet
>>57106639
yes lad that is me
i am him, and he is i. we are one.
what happens if a woman takes viagra?
>>57106595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMrZsR8hapk
>>57106612
embarrassing, when are you going to grow up?
>>57106624
you're not japanese m8
>>57106612
Nice
Can you explain what British Grime artists mean when they say "Doing it for Kesha (?) doing it for Kim" ?
I heard it in many other songs
Are Topics the most delicious chocolate bar? I think so.
>>57106664
their dick gets hard, durrrr
>>57106664
they grow a willy lol
t. got pegged by the gf
>>57106668
never
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gJtEC8Z514
iv become so warped by porn that the thought of having normal sex with a woman repulses me.
>>57106652
why aren't you CHATTING any more?
Is it because you got BANGED
LMAO
>>57106664
I vaguely remember reading that it increases their arousal.
>>57106649
I'm posting best girl here
>>57106612
black bastard wog
>>57106666
fuck off /mu/core cunt
>>57106678
look im not an expert but last time i checked women dont have dicks mate
>the silvermoon city track
>>57106669
But I am
I can write fluent Japanese here if you need lad
>>57106664
Her clitoris or her penis, whichever she has, becomes hard.
>>57106697
This is false. I've never come across a woman without a penis.
>>57106673
it means they're a load of good for nothing useless niggers
>>57106695
why are you so angry
>>57106686
heres a pic of my girlfriend. her name is Misaki
>>57106714
post a picture of your eyes, then you'll be welcome here.
>>57106673
They're female human names (supposedly), so the artists are trying to impress girls
>>57106673
it's in reference to an old dizzee rascal lyric from the pirate radio era, think he may have be on about the sugababes originally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni9VmkX2BwE
>>57106697
my dad works for fucking nintendo and he fucking told me they do so back the FUCK off
>>57106624
Why is your English so good?
>>57106726
Then you've watched Welcome to NHK?
How was that?
I have to say that show is one of the best shows of all time unless you're not a neet
>>57106714
writing fluent japanese isn't good enough proof you mong
>>57106753
he probs speaks english or some shit
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
lads i NEED to be young again playing wow during vanilla/tbc/wotlk
i need to have the guild comradery, sense of community, sense of achievement. i just NEED IT. FUCK. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>57106673
I can tell you're not a native frenchman
>>57106714
you can prove it by time stamping passport, or showing eyes.
>>57106762
nah my girlfriend is from a show i havent seen
of course i have mate and yeah its a great show one of the better ive seen desu
>>57106753
mate you're probably talking to some seppo weeb typing out some faux chinglish
I watch NHK all the time. Their documentaries are very, very comfy.
>>57106753
he's a weeb proxy or English teacher
>>57106731
日本人です
本当です
信じてください
レスターマジで優勝する?
>>57106774
if it makes you feel any better, any sense of achievement you got while playing wow was artificial and you actually wasted valuable time which you could have instead spent having sex with girls or something
fuck japan
>>57106795
mate your "girlfriend" is just a series of lines of different lengths and colours on a piece of paper uploaded to a computer
>>57106801
good opinion. i always have a giggle when its some middle aged white woman going to japan and speaking japanese
What is it about scouse accents that makes you not take them seriously?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNSUmNkiKOI
>>57106762
what do you think about k-on
Listening to black people music again
currently watching the original miami vice
my balls are tingling
>>57106774
play nostalrius? There's a general on /vg/
it's really fun
>>57106753
I'm literally nothing or can I pass as a local out there?
it's good
>>57106739
that's a reference to lil' kim lad, she's not from sugababes
>>57106820
not artifical, lad ...
*starts rapping*
cause that makes it hard to miss you
copy cats finish last in the human race
Staying glued to safes too prude to take a buddha break
We got espers that let us bless with fresh shit
Undetected by yes men questing for five fleeting nanoseconds of fame
>>57106826
one day she will be real and she will get me out of hikikomori
>>57106835
And there's nothing they can do about it hehe
Does anyone play DCSS? Tell me about your favourite builds.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHkdbd-pLqI
listening to a pretty decent song in my honest opinion.
>>57106849
yeah a bit
i should really get back into it desu. think i got to level 16 before having an indefinite break
>Moving to Asia as a white person
Is there a more reliable indictor of autism?
>>57106764
Why you're so desparate to confirm?
It's not that important I guess though
I'm going to kill all straight white males
>>57106835
good lass
>>57106854
who's keisha then?
Does anyone play gsgs? Tell me about your favourite memepires.
>>57106889
having actual autism
>>57106891
because I don't want to talk someone pretending to be japanese
>>57106889
well you can't really help where your company sends you
>>57106774
>>57106595
VERY good choice
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6G33wEb34E
>See level 35 NE hunter on same quest
>"is he cool?"
>/wave
>Xxlegolasxx spits on you
>gank and corpse camp the fuck out of him
>WoW
why play that when u could've played runescape?
>>57106889
rude
>>57106916
>playing 'prole: the game'
ah yes i bet it being 100% free was quite the incentive for you and your family tehehe
>>57106916
This desu
>>57106899
for fuck sakes lad are you 12 years old or something?
ever heard of ke$ha?
>>57106790
What's the point of confirming my nationality here
It's not like I want to be identified as Japanese in the first place
Of course you'll understand shortly that is true because of my poor English though
>>57106910
My company sent me to Asia for a bit and it was bloody awful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfnLzROC3hQ
>ywn bait out fake friends in birmingham
>in 2 years time the first season of Breaking Bad will be 10 years old
>>57106849
you play horde? what level are you?
>>57106901
DAE holy germanic preussens reich ayran imperiums teutonic
>>57106889
well after anglo countries it's the second best choice
>>57106943
Where in Asia?
>>57106937
are you like 15 you twat?
that lyric originates from 2002 before she was a thing
fuck off underrage
>>57106801
Is that so?
I've never feel like that but that's probably because I'm always watching it I guess
>>57106942
the reason we don't believe you are Japanese is because your English is too good actually m8
when I was younger I spent my time outside with friends
>>57106916
i played both and i played neither properly
>>57106968
Korea.
>>57106889
Running up and down stairs
>>57106943
My dad's company sent my dad when i was a kid, liked it a lot Tbh. Nice weather, food, rich people
>>57106946
>watching 12 year old black kids on youtubes
what's happened with your life?
should have done this poo before i had a shower desu
it's coming anyway so going to have drop the kids off at the pool
>>57106978
why don't you anymore?
