Apollo Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1Hs2AQwDgA
>>57100432
yeah you would know, mate. regardless i reckon you should settle down before you have an aneurysm
Suprised i dont have a gf desu
Reminder Earth is a prison planet. Humans from another planet were frozen due to overpopulation and were flown to our Earth, dropped inside of volcanoes and killed with hydrogen bombs. The souls of these beings are called Thetans and they attach themselves to our bodies when we're born.
>italian
>irish flag
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-35922858
whate a spineless bunch of treacherous cunts. australian /brit/ posting rights should be revoked.
>>57100486
lol
>>57100478
>Its a Scientology episode
ahh yes its an aussies prove once again theyre worse than yanks as ironic shitposting is genuinly worse than unironic shitposting plus im the only brit left episode
have fun with this JF made thread
>>57100486
UNSW is a STEM uni nobody cares about the humanities there
it's also like 90% asian
>amerinew doesn't get the irish flag gimmick
>>57100478
>this high Thetan level pleb thinking he knows
lmao I bet you haven't undergone a full primal reversion yet
>>57100518
My dad went to unsw back in the day desu
>>57100506
illustrate to me your life where you genuinely get this fanny flustered because some funny cunts on the other side of the world decided that you were thick enough to get fucked around with online
im at work doing nothing so i have all day, mate.
>>57100501
My cousin worked on a documentary about Scientology and they received death threats. It blows my mind that they're allowed to exist.
The net worth of their top branch is worth like 1.3 billion dollars or some shit.
>>57100486
That's full cuck
>>57100532
cool mate thanks for that
>>57100075
>the left wing is the most sensible
Ahh yes mass islamic immigration, very sensible...
>>57100553
Np glad you enjoyed it. Feel free to tell othere about it
>>57100486
wtf i hate autralia now
Have you made your sacrifice to Sol Invictus today, /brit/?
Thank you US A
You are my besfriend
You are the peace keeper
You are the Legend
are hillary
>>57100536
>got too flustered to even read the name
your childish obvious bait is what makes you the worst, you think youre better but really youre just another pawn in my game
im the pupper master and youre merely the limp sagging puppet
>>57100554
That was the Tories who opened up immigration to the commonwealth
>>57100589
thought you left because you were disgruntled that a jf made this thread? hook, line and sinker.
are we currently being shilled
>>57100577
I love the united states of america
>>57100577
I pissed in Canadian waters one time.
>neo-pagans
>AMERICAN neo-pagans
>AMERICAN ROMAN NEO-PAGANS
I fucked up /brit/
help
>>57100624
so do a billion fish
>>57100632
What did you do
>>57100626
I'm an atheist
>>57100626
Jupiter smite you
>>57100660
even worse
>>57100611
just as i anticipated, a predictable mealy mouthed attempt to save face
im steps ahead of you at all times, pulling the strings you could say
>>57100682
ok mate
>>57100645
i just fucked my ex who happens to be a housemate
to make things worse she dumped me for a different housemate who is away on holiday and is coming back in a couple of hours
>>57100698
I don't care about your normie problems
>>57100677
Rude
Don't hate on other people's beliefs if they aren't affecting you
Tories and UKIP voters BTFO
>>57100704
i wasnt a normie till i went to uni
had social anxiety and now counselling for moodswings and rage blackouts
i want to go back to being a shut-in, seriously.
>>57100664
the Catholic Church is Rome
>>57100739
I don't care
You're with them now
>>57100592
>>57100736
what is the point of this image
because we import products made in other countries means we should also take in their radical terrorists too?
>>57100739
>i wasnt a normie till i went to uni
Attractive people are inherently normies
>>57100736
Rasheed
>>57100785
>Attractive people are inherently normies
i wouldnt consider myself attractive at all
to give some idea of what i look like people say i look like mr robot a fucking lot.
>>57100523
god you are cringeworthy
@57100823
epic post dude. you really told him after he called you out on being new as shit
>>57100782
Not all Muslims are terrorists you fucking stupid racist trump voter
Now fuck off back to /cum/ with your bigotry
>>57100856
>new to 4chan is supposed to be offensive
jesus fuck you are cringeworthy. kys.
>>57100808
That's attractive you rapacious charva imbecile
>>57100892
Are you being serious? Genuinely?
>>57100862
a huge deal of them are fundamentals, though, more so than any other religion. Between 15-25%, up to 1 in 4.
Importing them is literally like playing lunatic roulette, with worse odds than Russian roulette.
ten minutes behind schedule this morning, not good
>>57100954
eat your oats
>>57100951
That's a neo-nazi lie
Don't you have some minorities to beat up? Fucking fascist cunt
>>57100954
mr shekelberg will not be happy
>>57100951
You're a white male
>paki with a uk flag in /brit/
the memes dont make themselves
>>57100951
YOURE A FUCKING WHITE MALE!!!!
one race
the Human race
we must achieve Utopia, people dying and workers rights being trampled are acceptable losses
*goes back to lying poolside while Mexican manservant rubs lotion on my back*
>>57100954
>turned off my alarm instead of snoozing
>an hour late
need a shag
>>57101163
Mr Goldberg will be positively FURIOUS
Falling into depression lads
>>57101189
YOURE A FUCKING BROWN MALE!
>>57101196
Are you kidding me? Is that a joke?
need to return to the Fatherland
Fuck. I'm saddened and angry at being depressed, I don't know why I have this feel
>>57101284
LITTLE
WHITE
is New Zealand the true successor to the British Empire?
PEEPEE
>>57101320
Yeah your 2 square kilometer island truly does represent the british empire
>>57101284
America's contribution to the world.
>>57101320
think im gonna get a sailor moon tattoo lads :3
oi oi when you coming over
i wanna put my pencil in your folder
>>57101234
wheres'at? >>57101320
sinc
>>57101402
eat your fucking oats
>>57101430
put raspberries in this time, tasty 2bh
>>57101320
since the british empire was built on the backs of irish soldiers and new zealands national identity was literally created by the irish, prolly tbf dess
>>57101320
Yes
Tip us upside down and we're basically the same shape anyway
>>57101234
the lush fields of Uttar Pradesh
anyone got a link to the 'sync?
>>57101408
Western Ireland
>>57101447
The Irish are lazy toads who held the empire back
>>57101450
my name is labeled there
>>57101453
Rainbows don't exist in god forsaken heathen lands
*installs colonial administration*
>>57101466
kill yourself Kermadec
doing a holiday in cornwall
>>57101466
That's good to know, Tokelau.
>>57101459
hmmm western ireland is a depressing shithole unless its sunny sempai
t. live in a worse version of it
are you irish canada-sama?
>>57101462
nah we literally built it
>>57101495
jesus christ wales really is a fucking shithole. Why is it so bad?
>>57101538
london
very glad ireland isn't part of the uk
>>57101567
how is london the reason wales is third world?
>>57101567
are you okay with ireland not being part of the uk?
alri lads haha
A fucking """"""Juniper"""""" shrub
>weed store closes at 10
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57101589
its an economic black hole that sucks everything in the uk into it
9/10 of the poorest regions in western europe are in the uk, the richest?
london
and most of that is owned by foreigners
>>57101659
Are regular dealers you can call not a thing in legal weed states anymore? Surely somebody is cashing in on the after hours market.
>>57101674
butthurt ukip voters are hilarious
there's no reason to bring down the only succesful region in the country
>>57101691
i have no connections or friends. its why i love the weed stores
Business idea: rename Ireland to Illierand
>>57101794
Not a fan, and for that reason I'm out
business idea:
go back to high school at my current age with fake paperwork and impress those with my intellect and older looks. shag 17-18 year olds
business idea : pop down to the food court and get some noodles and roasted/crispy pork for lunch
>>57101817
How do poms and potato niggers pronounce Riley
>>57101826
fuck off murderer
>>57101604
yes, we'd be at the whims of the larger and wholly more important, economic and political omphalos that is london at the expense of ourselves
atleast now we've been able to carve some sort of beneficial economic situation
>>57101826
>crispy pork
>tfw roommate has pork in our fridge
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57101845
>>57101858
r45h33d
>>57101535
Yea I'm an Irish citizen but only for meme reasons since its piss easy to get citizenship
>>57101495
>The most rural regions are the least developed.
Well fuck me sideways, who'd have guessed? Wales isn't all bad, they should have stuck to being rural, their cities aren't great, especially Newport. The small towns are for the most part lovely, though.
>>57101887
don't hack me
>>57101886
tell that murderer to fuck off
>>57101925
come home black man
hope ur not actually black tbf
>>57102112
I wish I could live there forever
idk where I'd get work though
maybe just live off welfare and fish
Poms, please tell your shitty tourists to stop coming here to complain about the food and weather, then migrating here six months later. Thank you.
Second best sailor
just made my algorithm 28.7% faster lads. slicing and dicing wasted computation like nobody's business haha rawr :3
Bought a pack this morning after having quit since xmas
now 5pm
three cigs left
>>57102188
i have a bot that posts "cara" posts on 4chan
>>57102165
poms dont even put tomato sauce on their meat pies. they are subhuman.
>>57102201
fuck mate pull your head in
from one brother trying to quit smoking to another it's hard but we can do it
*kisses you on the cheek*
Smokers lol
>>57102216
very good lad
>>57102201
how have you not completely gone off them after 3 months?
sick of western rape culture tb honest with you
>>57102238
*locks lips with you in a romantic embrace*
*blows secondhand smoke straight into your lungs*
>>57102296
its been 3 months of hell mate
Im fucking miserable without smokes
I just need them I don't really know why
I have the worst nicotine addiction of anyone I know
I racked up 7k credit card debt buying ciggies when I broke and payday was long while off last year
>tfw bent
>>57102303
UMMM..........!
racist AND sexist much?
smoking is a disgusting habit, unlike drinking
>>57102344
maybe you should try nicorette or something
wth lads just found something really interesting whilst benchmarking my program
*writes this down in journal*
yes quite interesting
*gains 20 pips going long on USD/EUR*
goodnight lads
have literally filtered the entire nation of thailand
>>57102440
mentalist
>>57102408
Hmm yeah nah
>>57102420
Night,
Anyone else have a weird kind of hayfever like I have?
I get allergic to eating fruits and vegetables and my throat gets all itchy when I eat them.
sons wife wants me to take her to a movie
>>57102408
>he fell for the Forex meme
got the job, lads
>>57102482
>>57102533
>make up financial sentences
>see if anyone on /brit/ calls you out
Good Advice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lezzGZjtJew
What an absolute melt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_cHRdW4Y1k
>>57102511
wait for the new marvel flick
BvS is too kino for non-whites
>>57102562
what part of the video did he say something wrong?
>>57102557
Surprisingly good gimmick desu
>>57102557
>Implying
Thailads a Wiley bastard
>>57102620
boy better know
>>57102641
where abouts are you in thailand mate?
>>57102672
Consult his website about himself with his FAQ about himself.
>>57102672
Bangkok
>>57102557
hope you enjoyed the ride while it lasted punk
prefer this new thailadthat talks about stocks and posts frog pics
dont like old thailad that talks about his gf and his job
>>57100448
Watched Apollo 13 last night lad, it was decent tbqh
>>57102715
Visited soi 4 recently m7?
>>57102715
awesome I'm going to be there from the 23rd to 28th of april
wanna go for a drink lad?
>>57102719
I seldom talk about either of those things though.
>>57102743
Soi 4? Yeah, I went to Hooters with a yank lad for lunch the other week. Decent burger.
>>57102768
Can do m8, ask me again when you're here.
>>57102776
>Can do m8, ask me again when you're here
will do
>>57102715
Makes me want to play EU4
Just booked my flight to Bangkok, can you put me up for a month Thailad?
Just booked my flight to Phuket, purposely avoiding Bangkok 2bh
Time for sleeps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dWH77cgFk
>>57102807
sound
>>57102826
sound
>>57102841
How can you afford a flight but not a room? You can get a month's worth of a tiny flat for less than 100 quid.
Making a cup of tea before work
>>57102861
>fuck it
>bang cock
>lady boys
why is thailand lewd: the country
>>57102864
Ayyy LMAO
Just booked my cock to bang flight
>>57102864
>tfw no gf to lay in bed with cuddling before you both nod off
Israel looks like a decent place to live desu
>>57102934
>qt
How is that monstrosity a qt?
>>57102943
t. Chaim Goldenberg
>>57102953
post a qt then
show us ya taste lad
>>57102973
No, fuck off.
>>57102971
t. Anti Semite
>>57102169
i like chibi moon but also sailor venus :3
>>57102988
rude
>>57102971
t. Rasheed Ali Muzaffar al-Jabari Haqq Abu Muhammad Hassan ibn Abd al Rahman Muezzin Islam
>>57102999
Been depressed for a long time. Don't want this life much longer
>>57103054
>Implying you will be able to nut up and end it
Off to work
Wish me luck ;^)
>>57103054
Fly into Tijuana. You can tag along on my next fishing and camping trip through Baja.
Bring money for tacos and whores.
why does google give a shit about cricket
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/danielle-saul-inquest-manchester-death-11107809
Another normie bites the dust
fuck sakes lads
fuck sakes indeed
>>57103149
we had a hooker cut up into pieces and dumped in a river :DDD
barber fucked my shit up lads
Sun's out
Going for a cemetery walk
>>57103163
>go to barbers
>she does a shit job
>how's that then sir?
>y-yep that looks great
Just done a painful poo
Shockwaves of pain radiating out from the hole
http://www.collinsdictionary.com/submission/6487/hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
banter
>>57100486
Full cuck
>>57103221
I spent $60 on the single greatest haircut of my life
>>57103054
dont see the reason why
my life does not require a longer hour (B)
>>57100736
forgot to mention getting raped by Pakistani dicks
>sleep with girl
>she coaxes me into think it wasn't just a stupid drunken thing
ah yes
https://www.google.com/search?q=mountain%20chicken
hmm
Trained myself to meditate lads, it's fucking amazing
>>57103317
Can I come to your wedding?
>>57103149
Why are women so sensitive
She's good looking, had a good job, probably loads of friends and could've found herself a husband but she goes and kills herself
Whereas there are men who are severely depressed their whole lives who still don't kill themselves
>>57103320
https://www.google.com/search?q=thai%20nonce (You)
>>57103354
>>57103365
men kill themselves in droves compared to women
and the numbers are rising
>>57103367
can i come to your funeral?
*adjusts cowboy hat*
>>57103402
I don't see why not.
hmm.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ty6XqzvJx0
after hearing thai nonces voice i finally realised most 4chan users are inferior to me
>>57103419
*quick draws and puts two in your chest*
won't be any children where you're going, nonce-boy
>>57103423
bit rude
>>57103423
Post your voice, I bet mines better
>MillionDollarExtreme
Can't do a poo unless I'm the only one in the bathroom at work
>>57103475
literally sounds like an effete gayboy wanker, sort of chap id bully
literally cant take ANY british flag seriously now either, can just imagine ye all sounding like soft southern fairy wankers
>>57103481
nah aussies sound like they have had a boomerang put up their arse from 50 yards kek
>>57103536
Everyone knows thailad has a really bent voice you nonce
>>57103557
this
why did you raid /tv/?
why couldn't you just fuck off back to /brit/
*comes up from behind and wraps my arms around you*
*dig my face into the back of your neck*
*whisper that i love you*
*my willy getting more stiff up against your arse*
>>57103557
proper sounds like a poofta to be honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_1xc9vkxw0
does this sound like a man who hasnt hasnt been fucked up the arse?
SISSY
BRIT
BOYS
>>57103640
Are you one?
>>57103656
Kind of.
Funny stuff desu
AGGRESSIVE
BLACK
MALES
>>57103676
someone put the kettle on, I'm spittin feathers
good morning my little polyps
>>57103785
yeah yeah, reee...
gud noyt fellas
>>57103782
>there are actual pakis on /brit/
Fixed my sleeping pattern like a madman, going to jump in the shower lads
Slept between 11am and 6pm yesterday and then 4am-8.30am
Feel well rested and proud I've switched it round in such a small time
My mum works with a Chinese woman and she makes chicken fried rice for her. Might warm some up for breakfast.
in for the moonlanding was fake lads
Sorry I called you a paki, lad
I didn't mean it
>>57104001
So in conclusion; America has achieved fuckall except lies and illusions
>>57104022
Apology not accepted
You think I'm some fucking dickhead cuzzybro?
And you milky skins wonder why we end up radicalised when you shun us from society like this? baka
Anyone up for a prayer session?
>>57103618
>tfw you will never know this feel
cold out
on pills now for it
