You have 10 seconds to name an animal in Australia that won't try to kill you.
>>57104128
A bilby
>>57104128
Koala. Nc they are just too cute!!!!!!!
>>57104128
a koala cannot kill shit, they are fucking useless
Abos
wait fuck
kookaburras are harmless, right?
>>57104128
>>57104128
Quokka
>>57104128
sugar glider :3
>>57104195
It's ok, everyone hates them.
cats aussies poisoned and killed
Wombat
>>57104287
Omg!!! This thing is too cute to exist in Australia!!!
kiwis
>>57104190
lol, he believes the memes
Abos, they're too busy rehearsing music
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_tOkb1y7hEs
Ants
>>57104471
>>57104483
Sorry, they kill people
Pygmy possum.
>>57104296
cats are devils and need to be killed. Cats eat things like >>57104221 and >>57104287 and send them extinct
fuck cats, cat genocide best day of my life
>>57104581
Are they not poisonous?
>>57104212
yeah but they'll laugh at you which causes emotional pain
>>57104582
Don't bother, Japanese netouyos deliberately misrepresent facts because they're still upset about the whaling ordeal.
Next you'll hear about the endangered kangaroo.
>>57104601
They are poisonous, correct. They have spurs.
>>57104523
RIP
>>57104562
>>57104595
>possums
reeee
>>57104601
Only the males
>The platypus is one of the few mammals to produce venom. Males have a pair of spurs on their hind limbs which secrete venom that is only seasonally active to breeding season, supporting the theory that the use of venom is for competition of mates only, not protection, though they do compete often. While the spur remains available for defense outside of breeding season, the platypus's venom gland lacks secretion.[1] While the after effects are described as excruciatingly painful, this venom is not lethal to humans.
They're also one of two monotremes in the world, along with echidnas. Monotremes are egg laying mammals. It's theorised that echidnas also used to produce venom
>>57104653
Possums are cute!
>>57104682
possums trigger poo peelanders, they can't handle possum bantz
>>57104682
possums will definitely try to kill you though
or at least the very least they'll act like massive cunts
>>57104682
>>57104695
>>57104706
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57104706
or at the very least they'll act like massive cunts*
>>57104695
We'll send them some Quolls then, they're much nicer than some faggot cats
>>57104128
A tassie tiger.
haha it's funny cause they're all dead.
>>57104706
Bullshit, possums just run around in trees, play rape games on the roof and eat fruit.
Oh and get run over by cars
>>57104720
you mad cuz?
>>57104789
D E L E T
>>57104669
>tfw australia gets to have all of the interesting wildlife
I win.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygo2MRG_v3M
>>57104799
I hope you enjoy our incoming redback banter invasion
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/rotorua-daily-post/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503438&objectid=11396295
>>57104810
Yeah we do but tb'h I really love bears and wolves.
We don't have any apex predators here in aus, the closest thing we have is dingoes. That's why all these useless dumb creatures still manage to exist here.
>>57104829
all good m8, we've been carrying out our own banter invasion for years :^)
>>57104811
>>57104669
>that the use of venom is for competition of mates only, not protection,
I do remember hearing on the radio a fair while back that some abo was killed by a platypus, he got drunk fell into a creek and disturbed the platypus and got hit by one of it's spurs.
>>57104867
delete this
I live in vic, I swear maoris only find employment as bouncers and tree surgeons. Every now and then I get a knock on my door and it's a maori in a high-vis shirt saying "hey bru you need any tree cutting done man? I'm in the area just thought I'd come and ask that tree could use a cutback there bru"
keas
>>57104867
OOOOOOUUUUUTTTT
>>57104936
wew lad
>>57104128
the aussie shitposter
>>57104961
I will fucking glass you you cheeky chink cunt
>>57104918
a job's a jobs m8, better than what your natives get up to (^:
>>57104859
>tfw wolves are extinct in your state
>tfw never seen a bear
>>57104999
I would never dispute that, I'd take maoris over abos any day
>>57105005
fuckin get out there and go camping then m8
>>57105034
same m8, they're good cunts just on the DL
you're mom
>>57105075
choice, OP btfo
>>57105058
I want to make out with a nice and qt maori guy tb'h
>>57105103
like this?
>>57105152
hmmm
I'm not big into bad boys frankly
>>57105251
wew lad try these ones on for size
>>57105280
second one in the first row is qt, I bet there's a bunch of qts in that corps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbbtLAx6ohw
>>57104128
A kiwi
>>57104789
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
>>57105932
New Zealand, the all black nation indeed ;^)
>>57104944
>tfw there is literally an Auckland in Queensland
