Why wasn't Easter celebrated by Americans?

im g*y

still got kinders left senpai

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>>57102189
Kinder Surprise?

>>57102163
Lies, there's no gipsy in the US

>>57102163
Seems like this bloke is gay

>>57102143
Haha simply ebric XDxD my dude! Here have a le uboat ^.^

>>57102218
Gay like a homosexual?

>>57102240
Ya

Early in the 21st, the Easter Corporation advanced egg evolution into the chocolate phase - a chocolate egg virtually identical to a regular egg - known as the Kinder Egg.
The Kinder Egg was superior in taste and texture, and at least equal in nutrition, to the genetic chefs who created them.
Kinder Eggs were used in supermarket stores as tasty treats for sale, in the hazardous exploration and colonisation of American digestive systems.
After a bloody chocking incident by a Kinder Egg in a child's throat, Kinder Eggs and Easter were declared illegal in America - under penalty of death.
Special Police Units - The FBI - had orders to shoot and kill, upon detection, any american possessing a Kinder Egg and/or celebrating Easter.

This was not called a public holiday;
It was called Capitalism.

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>>57102334
Well done

Every day until we like it.