Australians have to put magnets on the soles of their shoes so they don't fall

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>Australians have to pay a jizya tax to their emu emperors

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>outerspace
>not falling into Australia

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>Australians LITERALLY, ie LITERALLY, have a NATIONAL SORRY DAY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#I'llridewithyou

>>57095613
You just did, though

>>57095613
>>57095657
>>57095735
>>57095755
I hope you guys realise it's antibanty day in Australia, this is very rude behavior

>>57095803
Fuck you, I went to Outback Steakhouse last night and it was awful. I had to send my steak back four fucking times. You deserve this.

>>57095803
>HIS FLAG HAS ANOTHER COUNTRY'S FLAG ON IT

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>>57095833
>Eating foreign food

L@mo you fucking cuck

The new mod allows these sort of threads to stick around, but my penis threads get deleted? What give?

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>he fell for the spherical earth meme