>Australians have to put magnets on the soles of their shoes so they don't fall off the planet into outerspace
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>Australians have to pay a jizya tax to their emu emperors
>outerspace
>not falling into Australia
>Australians LITERALLY, ie LITERALLY, have a NATIONAL SORRY DAY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#I'llridewithyou
>>57095613
You just did, though
>>57095613
>>57095657
>>57095735
>>57095755
I hope you guys realise it's antibanty day in Australia, this is very rude behavior
>>57095803
Fuck you, I went to Outback Steakhouse last night and it was awful. I had to send my steak back four fucking times. You deserve this.
>>57095803
>HIS FLAG HAS ANOTHER COUNTRY'S FLAG ON IT
>>57095833
>Eating foreign food
L@mo you fucking cuck
The new mod allows these sort of threads to stick around, but my penis threads get deleted? What give?
>he fell for the spherical earth meme