Kill all Pakis - Ausgabe
cara
>>57093853
You just know the father is a massive chav
might have a spliff
box in the eye with the fob i use to log into my hsbc
Post your dog
tfw ugly freak virgin
>tfw cat can open doors
welp
>visit /v/ for Dark Souls 3 threads
>they're STILL arguing about consoles vs. PC and using the same old tired insults and memes from years ago
ffs
going to kill myself real quick
>>57093978
Post willie
WE THE NEW JACKSONS IMMA BOUT THAT ACTION
>>57093975
which one
3-0 to USA lmao
That's qualification sealed up easily
He actually thought it would happen lmao
>>57093975
>>57094016
rosy's hips are fucking amazing
alri lads
>>57093978
don't believe you x
>>57093997
nah bro don't pls I think you're proper cool n that don't go x
>>57094014
your mum
>>57094068
perro?
>>57094016
Actually imagine having sex with a woman who has a body like this
Must be pure ecstasy
>>57093885
I-it's not like I m-missed you or anything b-baka
Literally just caught an $80 shirt on fire AND burnt a hole in the $40 t-shirt underneath it smoking a cigarette.
Not worried about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg9-PTQb_nw [Embed]
>>57094016
This isnt even the final qualification stage haha you mong, plus a win here doesnt even guarantee they go through this stage
stop brown nosing
>>57094084
Juan sheet
>>57094053
Ask if she supports the god emperor or xeno scum
>>57093978
Same
>>57094029
doge
>>57094034
not a doge i don't think
it's crazy how much bigger your bellend grows when you get a boner
mine inflates by at least 150%
>>57094053
ask her if she's up for butt-stuff right off the rip before you waste your time
im a pretty peaceful guy but im starting to consider that i might have a lot pent up rage on an unconscious level 2bh
>>57094016
those fucking tattoos tho kek
>>57094090
I wouldn't last 30 seconds
>>57094134
nice
>>57093902
this 2bh
cant sleep lads
>>57094090
Shame about her face
Not saying that I wouldn't though
>>57093978
find an uggo girl and be freaks together
bf just sent me this
>>57094140
nice
>>57094111
no idea what youre on about
>>57094138
ill be throat deep in a week m8
>>57094140
Start training a martial art mate x
currently in the middle of a hard willy
>>57094202
dsl
>>57094229
pics
57094108
>he actually thought the nation of Guatemala would beat USA twice in a row because of a one off fluke game on their home soil
>>57094229
tell us when you've reached the end
>>57093970
JME is top 5 MC right now, change my view
>>57093860
gute ausgabe tßh
>>57094229
must be huge one, or maybe you're a gnome
>>57094140
found myself wanting to heem people recently
bit strange iah
>>57094249
What breed is the small one?
>>57094279
>>57094284
Danke Burschen
>>57094320
Great Dane pup
i just found out about this sick tune lads
whaddya think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEooxtMJGzM
>>57094302
I hope you take that fucker out a bunch, there's nothing worse than a collie that doesn't get at least an hour a day out in the park
>>57094357
>no [bass boost]
dropped
>57094263
lovely 20/20 hindsight lmao
how much money did you put on it then?
oh... none? thought so :)
>>57094278
>>57093970
>liking reddit: the grime mc
>>57094302
I remember izzy from another thread. I told you to give her a treat, you put it next to her mouth and she didn't give a fuck. shes cute
>>57094371
i take her out everyday in the woods for 45 minutes dw mate
she's old now and has health problems, the vet saif to take hrt ouy no longer then that
>>57094416
i vaguely remember that, from britfeel i think
>>57094384
Some of his bars are shit but his delivery is banging
I'm fairly new to grime though so tell me people that are better and I'll listen to them
P.s. Are there any good female MCs at all?
glad to see sophieposting is coming back
>>57094384
>LE EVERYTHING POPULAR IS BAD LE MEME
>haha look how QUIRKY an contrarian i am, i DONT LIKE a thing lots of people like!!!!! imagine that
>They're posting about shit paki music again
>>57094440
glad your back
x
>>57094148
you like em?
>>57094444
>Le not everything popular is bad meme
>haha look how NORMIE and trendy i am, i like everything that normies like!!!! imagine that
>>57094222
yeah i want to, ive heard that people who do martial arts are very peaceful because they have that quiet confidence that they could defend themselves in almost any fight
i wouldnt mind learning something like krav maga or some shit like that someday
>>57094471
Jésus wept
57094482
buttblasted
>>57094140
>>57094294
I've been picking up on rude and inconsiderate behaviour from acquaintances recently. I'm fucking fed up of it, I can't stand it. Chances are that I'll go to prison one day for breaking someone's jaw after they didn't hold a door open for me.
>>57094499
>krav maga
>wanting to touch a man's balls
bit gay
>>57094464
i've spent about 6 hours here posting here today but ok haha
>>57094511
>not even an @
stone cold
>>57094444
>if u don't like who i like ur just edgy and contrarian!!!!
also how can you defend shit like this
https://youtu.be/-XvsTYq9INU
https://youtu.be/uBosAirL8ds
>>57094514
Creasing at the thought of a flabby neet like you throwing a gay little slap when youre getting bantered off
>masturbicating
i just invented this word. it means to eat and masturbate simultaneously
>>57094499
It's that, and also the discipline you pick up from training all the time. I've been boxing five days a week for the last year and I feel so much less angry than I did before.
Don't do krav. That shitty yid karate is just women's self defence repackaged for neck beards. Do a real martial art.
>>57094384
good post
JME actually browses reddit too
550
Made a couple shit songs, yeah thats nice
>>57094563
Not banter, I'm talking rude shite like a stranger outright ignoring me when I politely ask for directions.
And I could drop you so keep gobbing off you little paki
>>57094594
so does donald trump
Ahh yes very impressive
>>57094568
unironically felt a bit awkward from the eye contact in this pic
>>57094594
disgusting
>>57094550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAGLI7Hz4ls
21 GRAMMIES SUPERSTAR FAMILY
>>57094662
what am I looking at
>>57094625
howling, my man is such a moist cunt he regularly gets disrespected by strangers
wahey wats up lads look at me lads im british *does something fucking stupid*
Genuinely considered killing myself today.
On an unrelated note I'm cutting my hair tomorrow because I'm getting so much shit from my family for having long hair, what do you guys think about it?
something about the night is really depressing and calming at the same time hmm
>>57094682
COVER NORI IN LAMBS WOOL
>>57094029
CUTE
>>57094712
fuck off Chile
>>57094712
hey, that's racist man
>>57094712
*messes with texas*
>>57094625
You must either look or smell disgusting for this to happen to you, post pics so we can determine which
>>57094720
YOU LEFT YOUR FRIDGE OPEN
SOMEBODY JUST TOOK A SANDWICH
>>57094760
me with the jawline at the back
got a big willy
>>57094696
how the PARTY FOR FREEDUMBS is going to demolish everyone but then fail because wilders is a fucking clown and no-one will want to form a coalition with him
downloading this "The island with Burr grylls" show
>>57094800
ARE NIGE
>>57094798
proofs??
>>57094760
Whats going on in this image.
Come someone break it down for me?
>>57094749
>poorthener
>>57094763
CHE
>>57094436
apart from obvious ones like kano, skepta, old dizzee, wiley, old lethal bizzle etc. there is maxsta, p money, ghetts, novelist, flowdan, esco, merky ace, president t
also i don't think here really is a great female mc tbqh
>>57094865
there appears to be an event where people are enjoying themselves
>>57094752
cant be racist against whites
>>57094865
Old bloke on the left has the longest nose ever
>>57094899
scum
from 1 to 10 how would you rate your sanity lads
>>57094922
this.
racism = Prejudice + privilege
only whites have privilege so whites can be racist but cannot be the victims of racism
>>57094674
jesus
at least he's not talking about gears of war or his fucking pokemon cards
>>57094953
solid 6
>>57094953
11 !!!1
i'm just off the scale xDD
>>57094953
1 being sane or 1 being insane?
if the former i'm probably a 3 or 4
>>57094953
somewhere around 5
If a homeless "person" came up to me and asked for money I'd honestly say no
Get a job you fucking scrounger
>>57094953
solid 5 since I suffer from panic attacks
>>57094953
usually about 6 but its dropped to about 3 in the last few days
>Get a job you fucking scrounger
>>57095017
whats your job mate?
Haha yeah man I get around, I just love the bohemian lifestyle. I'm a true hedonist at heart I guess haha. Have you tried acid before? I like to drop when I'm reading some Foster Wallace, I think he understood people.
business idea: beard fertilizer
ugh thank you for the answers lads
honestly feel like im turning into a legit nutter
>Get a job you fucking scrounger
Just did a wankydoodle
literally touched a girl today lads
first time ive ever touched a girl i was sexually attracted to on purpose
gave her a pat on the head as i walked by her desk
she made a cute squealing noise
(legal disclaimer: there won't be any restraining orders in my future because i can tell shes been wanting me to break the touch barrier with her as shes touched my shoulders and head multiple times and grabbed my leg earlier)
>>57094953
im at a 10/10
>>57095078
tell my israeli ex that she was a genuinely nice person, absolutely bro tier
be honest lads
have you ever fantasized about killing someone
>>57095114
yes of course
i bet nearly everyone has
>>57095105
>shes touched my shoulders and head multiple times and grabbed my leg earlier
she sounds lewd
>>57095078
Just go with it mate, obviously don't fly off the handles. It's probably here to stay.
>>57095077
main ingredient should be semen
human male semen
are people on this board unironically virgins? Should we move all of them to the r9k brit, think it makes this place less cool.
>>57094953
>>57095114
probably
>>57095147
as opposed to human female semen?
>>57095150
post the spurdo version
Lads how do i get rid of cum smell extremely fast?
>>57095171
Yes
>>57095194
ah yes at last i truly understand
>>57095171
could have been horse male semen or other animal male semen
>>57095186
febreze
>>57095186
eet it
>>57095114
yeah but not in a grizzly serial killer way
>>57095114
no 2bh, just beating them badly, perhaps permanently disabling them
>>57095186
open a window
>>57095216
but he didnt say male horse or another animal he said human male
>>57095105
>gave her a pat on the head as i walked by her desk
>she made a cute squealing noise
is she an anime?
>>57095247
>squealing
textbook runt behaviour
>>57095114
always run these scenarios in my head not just about killing but about anything like the busstop guy
Would easily heem anyone ITT
>>57095186
have your bf lick it up
>>57095114
yes and how to get away with it
>>57095247
>tfw no anime gf
>>57095286
need a serpico bf
>>57095268
im in the us special forces black ops hand to hand combat division
>>57095268
mmm i like it rough
>>57095315
>get shot
i'm just here so i don't get fined
Tyson Fury here AMA
>>57095268
fuck off yank
Now tayne I could get into
*rubs our bulges together*
>>57095413
nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIhF2AY8uLs
literally the best tune
>>57095413
would be nice to rub my erect dick against a qt girls pussy quite honestly
>>57095413
big bulges
computer print out a picture of kevin walking towards the camera
*cums on you*
>>57095481
eurgh wtf, mate?
wtf was that for? disgusting
fucking poof
>>57095481
Fucks sake
>>57095481
>inb4 someone posts the parking lot video
>>57095017
would really like to dress like this lad
>>57095523
apart from the katanas and the backpack its literally what i wear 2bh
banter
>>57095017
I can tell by the autistic anime picture alone that you are a completely useless cunt yourself.
gonna watch the latest paul joseph watson video
>>57095574
make notes so we can discuss it afterwards
>its a buckinghamshire gets his first job at tescos and now hates all homeless people thread
ahh, yes
>>57093860
Please do not say 'all' we have enough to do already, it's too much really.
>>57095186
fart a bunch
>>57095064
Manager at JJB and part-time machine operator
>>57095566
Typical labour voting sheep
>>57095605
>tfw no bf to serve
>>57095611
literally nothing wrong with labour
just dawned on me that white people have literally invented everything
>>57095605
nice
>>57095017
those swords are too long for him to even draw off his back like that
being myself lads
>>57095636
we even invented memes
>>57095636
yeh cuz yall got better schools n shit thats the reason y
try been raised in the fukin getto and inventin somethin other den crack u stupid muthafucka
>>57095636
your post number is in Arabic numerals
>those swords are too long for him to even draw off his back like that
>>57095636
>what is peanut butter
>>57095675
wtf is an arabic?
>>57095680
Try a pure african in africa next time, not a mixed race in washington
I stand by my point
>>57095636
Wtf calm down Hitler.
>>57095636
but black people were kings
"dad haha what was your social life like back in your teens and early to mid 20s? where did you spend most of your time? just curious xD"
>>57095680
mesoamerica is white
Why do you guys hate Milo so much?
>>57095743
Wild times, son, wild times.
>>57095798
he's a rorke
ate a big box of grapes
have i earn't the right to open these?
>>57095798
I support his views but he's an attention seeking irritating faggot
wouldn't be surprised if you were actually him, he's probably on 4chan most of the time
>>57095798
benders should be gassed
>>57095826
"no"
youve had enough sugar for tonight
>>57095826
do 30 sit ups then have one
gonna drink the rest of my meme beer and watch anime
sometimes i wish we could have north korea style propaganda but just for certain things
would be nice if they just lied and told us we won the world cup/euros every time
Really wanna get bummed lads. Looks like it could be fun
>was 53kg before my dairy ban
>have got even lighter and skinnier after my dairy ban
might see my GP
>>57095826
benq more like bent ahaa
>>57095826
yes
*rubs your tummy*
>>57095826
don't eat them all now
>>57095862
>anime
ffs lad i thought you were alright
>>57095826
"ate a big box of sugar with nutrients tonight. can i eat some sugar without nutrients now? teehee"
nah
>>57095862
solid banter from the president
>>57095862
very good lad
>>57095882
hope you dont get blown away
I feel bad for any Brits balding atm
>>57095882
how much is that in understandable weight?
>>57095897
whats wrong with anime?
reeeeee the veg from aldi is always lower quality than tesco fucking cunts
>>57095897
can't stop
been browsing this site for new series to watch since they are all like 10-20 episodes or something each
http://www.ryuanime.com/
>>57095923
116lb, 8.3 stone
dumb yank
>watching british news to learn about american politics to shitpost about it in /brit/ as an american
ah yes, very impressive
>>57095935
would be quicker to list everything that ISNT wrong with it
>>57095798
nasty attention seeker who jumped on the alt-right bandwagon
>>57095942
>I stream anime
>>57095826
>I ate fruit sugar now I can eat chocolate sugar
ahh yes
don't forget your 2.6 grams of fibre
>>57095957
>using stones and pounds makes me a yank
run along, child
>>57095975
have you been able to finish downloading the first episode of any of the winter shows yet?
I love it when I say I'm a socialist and cuckservatives get all riled up
What they don't know is I'm actually a twisted fucking national socialist white supremacist mastermind with an IQ of 195 >:)
>>57095936
its the same way here, i hate aldi
>>57095995
havent been keeping up with anime lately tbqh
have no idea if im balding or not
my hairline is normal but its like there's 3 triangles/peaks of hair poking out at regular intervals
