Gonna host a short game of risk, hopefully.
When choosing a nation, get a tripcode and post your nation name, starting location and color.
You may skip your turn and do nothing by psoting "Black turn."
And I can not stress this enough, put your nation name AND your bonus before the tripcode, I don't have time to remember all that shit.
>>57092857
Scandinavia
Blue
king in the North
4th Reich
Black
Germany
>Islamic State
>Syria
>Grey
>>57093103
There is no black lad, choose a color that exists.
>>57092857
You know that the map this map is based on doesn't have tiles that combine to form actual countries right? I mean just look at the Balkans and Middle East.
>>57093145
Red
>>57093163
Close enough baka desu senpai.
>>57092857
>England nearly as powerfull as Germany and France combined
No.
Imperium Romanum
Rome, Italy
Red
>>57093278
Red's taken, pick another color.
>>57093272
Biased, I know, chose the only map I had which wouldn't take decades to finish, wanna join laddy?
>>57092857
start me in Siberia
>Gold
>Siberia
>Goldstein Khan of the Jewish Horde
>>57093321
that dark pink then
can you put another shade of red though pls?
like dark red
I know it's asking for alot but it would be nice, rome needs red
>>57092857
Carthage
Tunisia
Brown
>Western Money Express
>Weird Green Blob that's located where Israel should be
>Any Color
>>57093470
>>57093416
Nation names before trips goys.
>>57093533
tripcode updated
>>57093541
actually start me in algeria
>>57092857
Purple
Eastern Roman Empire
Constantinople
>>57092857
>wallonia
>any color
>belgium
The Spanish Reich
Dark Green
Spain
hurry up op
Let's go niggers.
By the way, we're playing REAL-TIME RISK, if you have 3 t's and someone attacking you gains 5 t's then you're dead, so post asap lads.
>>57093753
Fill Germany
>>57093753
Gimme Britain
Whatever colour
>>57093748
I'll add you in for last second, just post roll for this turn as well.
>>57093748
>>57093753
Change colour to orange i guesd
>>57093753
Syria, Iraq.
>>57093753
Conquer Jewland! Spills into the dark blue +1 territory to the east of me
>>57093753
Fill benelux
>>57093753
Fill algeria, spill into morocco if spares
>>57093753
fill Italy, starting with the south
>>57093778
Sorry we're full lad.
>>57093753
roll to fill Spain
>>57093753
>>57093797
PALIS
>>57093753
Fill Scandinavia
>>57093753
fill siberia
>>57093832
what is "palis"
>>57093753
Eastern Roman Empire > Greece
>>57093792
Ally?
>>57093871
Sure thing Spain, let's keep this a tradition.
>>57093753
i pick portugal,fill portugal roll into spain
>>57093936
too late
>>57093936
Nigger we're full, ree
>>57093925
I'm going to keep TKITN in my name so we can find each other
>>57093849
Symmetric digits.
>>57093952
cant put 1 more?
>>57093753
Is orange free?
>>57093967
And I'll stay as Hitler.
>>57093992
Syria, Iraq.
>>57093992
Eastern Roman Empire > Greece
>>57093985
Not unless you're Mussolini himself.
>>57093992
Fill Northern Germany defend if attacked
>>57094004
Dude... that pali
>>57093992
fill algeria, spill into morocco
>>57093992
Keep on expanding throughout Spain, any spills go to Portugal
>>57094030
Straights
>>57093992
Fill Scandinavian
>>57093992
fill the rest of italy, sicily, sardinia and then north italy
>>57094033
Oh shit
>>57093952
>>57093985
>>57093993
>>57094027
This map doesn't have very many player slots. Surely you can fit in a few more? Maybe even change to a bigger map?
>>57093992
posting from phone now and forgot my password so excuse the different tripcode
for my roll fill the blue territory i'm in and spills into Egypt
>>57093992
Sail into england
>>57094100
This desu senpai. Bigger map is needed.
>>57094091
NAP?
>>57094074
Alliance? Two Hitlers have to stick together
>>57094159
alright
>>57094154
Here, I made a strawpoll to vote on the issue.
http://strawpoll.me/7223822
>>57094185
There can be only one
>>57094091
do you want an alliance if you don't have one already?
>>57094238
oi, Leave ma broham alone or we WILL have problems
>>57094234
Fuck off
>>57093992
more siberia
>>57094234
fuck you, not restarting this
>>57094234
Lad, that's not gonna change anything unless you host yourself, I chose a map which wouldn't take forever to host because it's late where I am believe it or not and I need rest.
>>57094281
Suck my dick tripfag
>>57094297
>>57094310
sorry that I didnt roll in time, im trying to cook.
if i can roll again, then fill siberia
>>57094310
fill morocco, spill into tunisia
>>57094297
Adding your roll in, just roll again for this turn.
>>57094310
Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Iran.
>>57093992
Fill more of Egypt, spills into Arabia
might be gone for a turn
>>57094310
Fill Southern Germany
>>57094310
Fill Scandinavia
>>57094310
fill Italy
>>57094345
>>57094310
Check this sweet straight OP.
>>57094310
Eastern Roman Empire > Greece; spares into Bulgaria
>>57094310
>>57094310
>>57094340
OP i forgot to put bonus in my name
>>57094348
meant to link this to >>57094310
>>57094310
Fill england
>>57094310
Fill Spain
>>57094314
>threads are based on trips
>insulting people because they tripfag
>>57094397
>trying to justify tripfagging
WEW LAD THATS A SPICY HOT MEME YOU GOT RIGHT THERE
>>57094419
Back to >>>/b/ with you.
>>57094419
dude, go somewhere else.
Algiers DECLARES WAR on THIS FAGGOT HERE and asks all others to form a coalition to help
>>57094419
Can I ask why it's bad?
>>57094419
algiers declares war on this chimp
>>57094419
The game would be nigh on impossoble without trips you mong, and judging from your memery you're an underage b& and should get out now. I dislike tripfags everywhere else but here is an exception
>>57094419
>>57094446
>>57094477
>>57094492
Okay boys lets keep this civil
>>57094445
>>57094446
>>57094458
>>57094477
>>57094492
>h-hey guys l-look at me I'm unique! I'm a special snowflake just like my mom said!
>>57094541
the unique thing is snow-flakey everywhere else.
here the OP uses it to tell who is doing what, and in case you haven't noticed, this is a risk thread
>>57094541
le epic b8
le epic (you)s
le epic upvote
simply epic my true fellow shitlord *tips magichat*
Let's make this interesting, check the GETS niggers, it's getting late and we're TURBOING this shit to the finish line.
>>57094419
>falling for this shit-tier bait
are yall niggeres autistic
Okay guys, let's stop feeding the troll. No (You) for you!
>>57094541
oh
>>57094541
>L I T E R A L L Y using meme arguments
>>57094581
fill italy, sicily, and sardinia
>>57094581
Fill Germany
>>57094581
siberia belongs to the horde
>>57094581
Fill Scandinavia
>>57094581
Fill up Spain
M8, we're playing the internet version of a board game made for spergs, of course we're all autists
>>57094606
P A L I
A
L
I
>>57094581
Fill england
>>57094581
Israel, Jordan, Saudi Arabia. It's time to remove zionist for the sake of Allah. :^)
>>57094611
>>57094581
dubs confirmed
>>57094581
>>falling for this shit-tier bait
>are yall niggeres autistic
At least OP is semi-intelligent
Fill Tunisia, Invade spain with spill.
Across the Mediterranean I go!
>>57094633
>>57094581
Use m'dubs to take Portugal and Morocco
>>57094581
Fill Egypt spills into Arabia.
>>57094581
I leave the game if you made the gets so high.
>Eastern Roman Empire
>>57094581
>>57094708
sorry op my bonus is +3
OP lower gets to before, this is insanity and changes everything, i would have won spain. At least change bonuses too
lmao whatever i have to go and do things goodbye game
Jews & Purplenigs up for grabs, anything can happen with these gets, that's what makes it fun :^)
>>57094801
bye dude
>>57094846
fill england
>>57094846
Invade all Western Money Express clay.
>>57094846
finally fill italy
>>57094846
Take Switzerland and Czech Republic
>>57094846
fill in more russian land for that sick bonus. spills into ukraine
>>57094846
I'll take Jews. Take more Russia
>>57094846
INVADE MOROCCO
>>57094882
Focus on Israel and Jordan first.
>>57094846
Fill Scandinavia
>>57094846
>>57094900
use spills to take greece and the dark blue countries in the balkans
>>57094908
Spill into Austria
>>57094846
>>57094846
Defend against spic hordes, attack spain and rush to portugal if portugal is filled.
>>57094982
Fuck it!
>>57094919
>>57094919
want to talk about this? let's make a deal
>>57095028
Yep. I keep Morocco, you stay the hell away and in return you don't get BTFO.
NAP?
>>57095092
NAP. I will be friends with based irish man kind of like japan after wwii.
thank you for giving nigs a chance
>>57095137
Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Egypt.
>>57095137
fill the balkans
>>57095137
>>57094928
You forgot my roll
Fill scandinavia and spill poland
>>57095137
Take Czech Republic spill Poland
Withdraw from Morocco, push to tunisia and libya
also >>57095092 make sure you capture belaraes, that's part of spain too.
>>57095137
Fill Portugal spill France
>>57095141
Sure, we can be neutral at the very least.
>>57095137
fill in ukraine +9
>>57095207
NAP?
come on op
>>57095260
>implying the Jews are cool with ISIS
Fuck off turban
Green & Purple are open for grabs and with these gets anything can happen, MUP!
>>57095397
OP YOU FORGOT to make me withdraw from morocco and push east at full speed!
>>57095397
Egypt, Libya.
>>57095436
Make sure you link lad, doing it now, just roll again.
>>57095397
Take the Benelux countries
>>57095397
Take that Spanish island east of me and press further into France
>>57095436
Sorry mate.
>>57095397
Iran instead of Libya.
>>57095397
Fill Balkans spill Belarus
>>57095456
>>57095436
Current Mup7.png is outdated right? i roll from mup6 to pust eastward. fill libya, tunisia and spill into egypt. fill west of nile first
Spill Czech Republic
>>57095494
>egypt
uwot
>>57095470
>>57095397
Disregard this post.
>>57095397
>>57095436
>>57095494
bonus is 4 not 2
>>57095397
fill in the steepes +13
>>57095527
i can't exactly go anywhere else. are you sure you want to fight for egypt?
>>57095504
We have a common enemy, The Beast in the east hes coming and he will not stop will you help me stop him? or will you let the Jew win?
>>57095565
>>57095397
pali get, and to clarify I mean central asia/armenia
>>57095570
Of course, it's worth 3 points.
>>57095575
I'll you put if I can have Poland
>>57095595
i'm pushing full force with a big irish buy behind me. have fun fighting a two front war
>>57095397
defend from atacks. counterattack germany
>>57095615
As you wish OP Give Him my land in Poland
>>57095397
give me orange...
>>57095397
>>57095397
I gtg. give SPAIN whatever territories he wants. >>57095467
make a decision
>>57095733
>>57095397
I guess I'll take all territories owned by Algeria.
>>57095397
give me purple,go to anatolia
Mup faggots, if I missed something call me out.
>>57095768
Adding your roll in, just roll again lad.
>>57095786
Take Holland spill Poland
>>57095786
fill anatolia,attack greece
>>57095786
I beat IS? kek, came back to see this. still, fix that spain didn't get my land, i gtg.
>>57095768
Fill Belarus And Invade England
>>57095786
Egypt, Libya, Iran.
>>57095845
Not quitceding you lad, sorry.
>>57095842
By Anatolia you mean all of Cockroachland right?
>>57095765
>>57095765
one last thing. Thank you for forgiving me based irish man! we will probably never talk again, I thank you and wish you good luck fighting off IS
>>57095786
retake belgium
>>57095880
yeah
>>57095786
attack IS. We must retake the holy land! +18
>>57095786
Move further into France. Also, Algeria ceded me his land.
>>57095888
No problems mate, diplomacy is a fantastic strategy in risk. You probably will see me again because I take part in a ton of risk threads. Thanks for the land, good night.
>>57095922
>>57095786
dubs confirmed ISIS is kill
>>57095894
Anybody not playing?
>>57095922
>>57095786
Defend pls.
>>57095983
Algeirs, the brownies in Africa are gone, you can take them.
>>57096098
fill anatolia
>>57096098
Fuck up ISIS
>>57096098
Take Belgium spill Czech Republic
>>57096098
REMOVE DREIDEL
>>57096098
M8 ALGERIA CEDED EVERYTHING TO ME
>>57096098
Take England>
>>57096131
Forgot bonus
>>57096143
Read:
>>57095880
>>57095922
>>57096098
>>57096007
How did I not slaughter ISIS? Keep fighting ISIS.
>>57096143
He said No Quit ceding
>>57096190
He also had dubs.
>>57096190
sorry, forgot to add the +18 get too
>>57096098
>>57096190
I guess the gold dinar is immune to Jewish fiat currency. :^)
>>57096187
Oh. In that case attack Algeria (and all land owned by them) out of spite
>>57096232
NAP?
>>57096224
i didn't see that, my bad
>>57096235
I guess so.
>>57096257
How about an alliance? I won't step into Africa and I will have your back.
>>57096278
An alliance sounds good.
>>57096098
reclaim the netherlands
>>57096354
Claim Netherlands spill Czech Republic
>>57096354
kill ISIS
>>57096303
Can you cede me Israel my fellow ally? At the least Jerusalem, then you will have undying loyalty from me.
>>57096354
Bye lads.
>>57096389
How did you fare in geography? You already got the Czech, thought you'd realize by now.
>>57096354
Keep Invading England
>>57096354
KEEP ON REMOVING ALGERIA
>>57096354
fill anatolia,attack rusia breaking as many bonuses possible,priority +10
>>57096408
Yeah sure
>>57096354
OP cede Israel and count my bonus because I have no fucking idea.
And fuck up the Spanish Reich
>>57096354
And you forgot my Bonus
>>57096158
>>57096424
oy vey caesar, why would you attack the third rome? Now I must bring multiculturalsm...
>>57096418
Im sorry I forgot the countries name I ment Slovakia
>>57096505
>why would you attack the third rome?
there can be only one
>>57096564
kek, good point. Then may the best Caesar win.
Seems like IMPERIUM ROMANUM is up for grabs.
These gets are going better than expected, the real challenge is LUCK while the bonuses are only a small boost.
Literally anything can happen.
>>57096689
Give me the African coast.
>>57096423
>>57096448
famma, be nice with my old toys and old friends. please make there be peace with spain. He forgave me in my darkest hour and gave me a second chance at life, please do the same
>>57096689
Fill ireland
>>57096689
defend anatolia,keep russia bonus broken,take whatever bonus territory possible in that order
>>57096689
DESTROY ALGERIA AND ALL ALGERIAN STATES
>>57096726
Actually Spain decided to conquer all your land in spite because quitceding wasn't allowed :^)
>>57096742
>>57096689
op permission to re-enter? i am back.
>>57096771
Get fucked
>>57096689
Take Austria and Hungary
>>57096771
Your former country's been taken over by a new negro kang, sorry lad.
>>57096689
It's me I'm just on phone now
>>57096689
kill Rome. +whatever bonus I have
>>57096817
>>57096817
I
>>57096798
Seems like New Algeria needs a good spank on the ass and merciless removal
>>57096822
>>57096689
dub get
>>57096832
>>57096843
WAS
>>57096881
KANGS
>>57096913
filename
>>57096942
A moment of silence.
>don't worry senpai, I have a plan
>>57096999
Push into Spain
Take France
>>57096999
REMOVE ALGERIA AND ALGERIAN STATES
>>57096999
attack yellow
>>57096999
nice get OP, now keep fighting Rome.
is there gonna be another game after this?
>>57096999
Op is there roll ceding if so give my roll to my ally Spain
>>57097053
Family please attack algiers
he has corrupted my legacy
>>57097044
Your bonus is 6, not 8.
>>57097053
>>57096999
don't forget +whatever my bonus is
>>57097050
just know that this war is going to be a while, make sure you get a bathroom break in
