>Russians are just whitewashed Mongols
>pretty much anyone with enough Jewish heritage used the Law of Return to get Israeli citizenship after the USSR collapsed because nobody wants to live in that shithole
>Israeli received almost a million Russian immigrants because of that
Israel LITERALLY got KHAN'D.
>>57091589
I'm 1/8 Jewish and I don't have proofs to escape this shithole, suck it.
>>57091637
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bnei_Menashe
People with no Jewish heritage have gotten citizenship in Israel by converting to Judaism kek.
>>57091637
Sure you do, suicide.
>whitewashed Mongols
I take offense to this statement. We are NOT whitewashed.
>>57091721
Don't be fucking idiot, you should have proofs (papers) that your grannies were Jews. Not fuck off, fucking jew.
Why do Ameritards have such a big huge boner for Jews? This is amazing, literally meme non-existing nation.
>>57091841
Because it's easy for us to identify with them.
>both countries were founded by people fleeing oppression in Europe
>both countries turned into prosperous nations
>>57091941
>Because it's easy for us to identify with them.
But you, Ameritards, don't have any self0identification therefore you can't identify yourself with anyone.
Who oppressed you in Europe, nigger, u mad?
>TFW did EXACTLY this
Top kek feels good man.
>TFW Slav but have NEVER lived in shitty slavland
>>57091799
>needing papers to prove jewishness
LITERALLY anuddah shoah
>>57091637
1/16, same situation. No records to prove it even though it is maternal. There is some talk about DNA testing being accepted - might be worth looking into...
Not worth converting and cutting teh end of my dick off though.
>>57092324
Bruv my dick is intact.
I still got an anteater, it's not really a requirement. You just might get weird looks or doctor will say "Why isn't your dick cut" desu.
>>57091589
Most European Jews are Turkic Khazar with a tinny amount of actual Semitic blood. The concept of Racial Jews is pretty laughable. We are only identifiable as a group because of close communities and inbreeding.
>>57092396
If you convert you have to have a bris...
Not to immigrate as a Jew by ancestry though.
Can't prove ancestry because the records just cant be found from the mid 1800s in a country that no longer exists.
>>57092526
Didn't a lot of Russians lie about it or forged documents?
>>57092609
I'm sure they did, and I'm sure Rabbis helped them do it too. Israel needed numbers at the time. But Secular Russian have become a problem now and they aren't so keen anymore to accept everyone. Plus I think the Orthodox Jews really want to insure there is a strong Religious connection. Understandable really.
Still, I would love another passport haha.
>>57092923
Oh.
My SENPAI went Russia > Israel > Canada.
Pretty comfy desu, I'm glad.
I wish we could bring in more based Russians into Canada and keep the Russiaboos out.
A lot of Russians are cool but their country and culture kind of sucks in a lot of ways.
>>57092024
This
>>57094596
>Muh Heritage!
Kill yoruself
>>57096209
What the hell are you talking about? Who said muh heritage?
I have morphed into an Anglo. I don't even know any Russian traditions anymore.
>>57096335
Cool, so you are a transsexual migrant rights activist?
>>57096504
Nope
Better than a krokodol using alcoholic tho
>>57096678
Am I close though?
>>57097198
No I am straight but masturbate to qt traps sometimes
