>Hey mister, we're tourists in your town and seem to be a bit lost. Could you give us directions?
How do you respond?
>sure, where you headed?
>>57089098
only if you let me fuck both of you
>>57089098
I'll lead them right into a river
>>57089098
Jamal is that way
>>57089098
>You're Norwegian, Norwegians are not fucking tourists in Sweden
I'd like to direct them into my pants.
If you know what I eman.
>>57089098
"Je parle pas anglais"
I'll give you girls directions
to my dick lmao
(then raep)
>>57089234
No I don't could you please explain
>>57089189
typical swede, already cucking himself
>>57089098
>Where do you want to go and how much do you want to see?
>>57089098
DIREDIONS DO MY BENIS? DDDDD
>>57089098
hey bby wanna fucc
>>57089098
You fucking crazy bitch! 30 marth! +1 C on the street!
>>57089098
n-no thanks
>>57089098
It's already happens to me when 2 hot girls asked, I told where to go and they were pleased, must be my french accent that make them wet
>>57089267
>german humour
>tourists
>Russia
y-you too
>>57089098
They'd be lucky to talk to me, as they could be raped to death if they had kept wandering around here.
Implying young people would visit this country
Why would anyone EVER come to my town?
>>57089123
>>57089153
>>57089234
>>57089236
>>57089255
>>57089276
>>57089284
>>57089296
>>57089299
>>57089351
>>57089425
>>57089458
>gibsmedem nordic wimenz
Fuck off. Race-mixing is wrong
>>57089098
I don't think sharia allows it mate
>yea sure i live just around the corner
>>57089098
How can you stupid fucks get lost in my village with 300 inhabitants?
>>57089098
>>57089567
that's why they are there in the first place
>>57089506
The fuck are you talking about Pewdiepie?
>>57089506
So why you SELL your womens to BBC
>>57089098
I direct them to the immigrant part if the city that is full of gang violence and murders.
Women like that wouldn't give any of you the time of day so why would anyone care about them?
>"Oh hello girls, of course. Right this way to my old van"
I would slap these dumb bitches in the face for dressing like sluts in my Conservative Laestadian community.
Häh? En. Nou tänkjuu. Bai.
>barbari sunt intra silentium, ave Augustus roma invicta
>>57089506
>Sweden
>nordic
Lol, no. You multicultural cucked sexually obsessed idiots.
>>57089506
Try and stop me Sven
>>57089506
>A Swede against race mixing
Now I've seen everything.
No one asks for directions any more because everyone's got a cellphone
>>57089720
Rude.
Sure thing girls, jump in the ute, I'll give you a lift
>>57089489
I visited your country and I enjoyed it. I took some photos in Bratislava, saw some castles (Bojnicky zamok is gorgeous), watched Slovan live, etc, etc.
Can't see why you would say that.
i will probably don't know where they want to go
>>57089775
actually this
>>57089775
Oh my god, you dumbass! They want to fuck you. But sure, explain to them that they can use your cellphone. I'm sure that'll turn them on even more
>>57089098
sure, you go up the street from here to the next crossing, turn left and walk towards the big building, on the next cross you turn left, then you should see a shop there, shortly after that turn left and then when you hit the next corner turn left
questions? no, alright, see you around
>>57090012
>They want to fuck me
Sure buddy lmao
>>57089098
Club Swagga is that way >>>>
>>57089775
/thread
Yes of course. The designated street is just around the corner.
>>57089911
Eastern europe is seen as shit in Europe. If any1 wants to see it they go to poland or czech republic
Why did you even chose Slovakia?
"Wow, are you international models or something ?
-hihihihihihi french touch hihihi cute laugh hihihih
-calm down, I'm homo, so where is your destination ?"
>>57089098
>let me suck them boobes first
>>57089098
I tell you to go back to /tv/
>>57090165
I did a tour throughout central Europe and that includes the countries you mentioned plus others.
It was one of my fav countries there, perhaps the best. The people were really nice and all in all I felt very comfy.
I'll probably be back with my family soon.
>>57089098
Aushwitz this way.
I still wonder why the fuck does everyone who comes to krakow wants to see that shit.
>>57090497
For vacation or to live here?
>>57090544
because of YOU ARE WHITE MALE program taught in school in every euro country
>>57090544
Krakow:
>old buildings
>salt mine
>jew camps
>>57090683
Vacation. I can't speak Slovak even tho I tried to grasp some basics.
>>57090544
>not wanting to see one of the greatest achievements of the human race
>>57090761
There are tour buses in Krakow with literally that written on them
>OLD CITY
>SALT MINE
>AUSHWITZ
>>57090870
It's a good city though. Like a comfier version of Prague
>lost in my town
How?
My town is small
CHUJ
H
U
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xD
>>57090717
Ironically enough not true for Slovakia. Maybe you meant every western country.
>>57090815
This language is retarded not even locals can speak it perfectly. The grammar is one of the most illogical things i have ever seen. I suppose its even harder for latin speaking person
>>57089098
>Hey mister
>>>/tv/
Stupid mobile poster
>>57089236
I knew you guys always did it on purpose.
>>57090907
Lol. Prague is by far best city in Eastern Europe.
>>57089098
Sorry, I dont speak english.
I would tear open their asses, dumping bucket loads of cum into their bellies and anus, they would moan like a drowning syrian refugee.
Aws sorry guys, typo. I meant - i would show them directions to my erec.. aaaanyway. :)
>>57091013
Why? What sets it apart from Krakow for example? It's so full of tourists that it's unreal. When I went (in winter actually), it was literally a Brazilian-Russian city.
>>57090943
The grammatical cases are what were tough for me. Even basic phrases implied their use in Slovak, and yet they simply dont exist in my language.
Still, its not as hard as Polish or Hungarian though.
>>57091029
And get thrown into jail for rape
>>57090717
>>57090907
>>57090862
But, come on guys, castle is literally in the middle of the city, and it's like 3 times cheaper. I never saw a foreigner there.
>>57091029
>drowning
>moaning
Pick one.
>>57089098
I remember the time when Voe came to Tijuana and got handled by real machos
>>57090059
Underrated.
big lol
>>57089098
actually had that happen to me
gave them directions
one of them actually wanted to start a conversation
Like the pussy slaying dragon that I am I awkwardly nodded and walked away
Please Putin nuke me,end this
>>57089098
Who is these two?
Reverse search show legends in polish, not norw...ish (?).
>>57089506
>me, white man
>fornicating with a nordic woman
>race mixing
u avin' a fukken zozzl, m8?
>>57089911
>>57090497
t.Coxinha que estuda historia da musica.
>>57091414
Norwegian is the word and i would bet they are norwegian too.
>>57091444
Remember, they think we're either black or spics
>>57089098
POSZOL V-VON CYKA BLYAT
>>57089421
With the ruble in freefall prices must be really good ,no? Unless they selfjewed and put the prices fix in euros in Petrograd and other tourist spots.
>>57089098
Get in the van
>>57091481
They are because some anons have told us already.
But who are they?
Volleyball players or something?
>>57089098
BORA QUE É ASSALTO GRINGA, PERDEU, PASSA A BOLSA, PASSA A BOLSA QUE EU TE DOU UM TIRO PIRANHA, FICA QUIETA PORRA!!! BORA, ME DÁ ESSA PORRA AÍ, BORA, DÁ O CELULAR TAMBÉM, BORA LOGO, FICA QUIETA AÍ SENÃO ATIRO, FALOU, VALEU
>where are you going?
>oh I know where that is, hop in the van and I'll take you!
>>57091241
The castle is pretty damn cool, but not as cool as 6 million Jews.
Be proud of your country m8.
>>57089098
happened to me last summer with 3 frenchies, i'd never seen such cute girls irl.
dropped all my spaghetti all at once.
>>57091659
>mfw some nogs in Barbados tried to do this to me and a bunch of my high school friends
>>57091678
But nothing is as cool as 6 million jews.
Whole world should be irrelevant to that place.
>>57091462
Toma seu (You)
"Oh...euh... sorri Aï naut spik Engliche goud seaurri goudebaï." in my best fake forced French accent
Or I just actually help them. It depends on my mood, and in how much of a hurry I am. One time a Japanese couple here on their home honeymoon asked me for directions on a Saturday where I had nothing else to do, they invited me to eat lunch with them, and I ended up spending almost the whole day with them. I still talk to them relatively often.
t.Parisian working near a touristic area
>"hey miste..."
>"WHOO-AHHHH"
>this happens in my car
>>57089506
>40% I-M253
>50% R1b
>5% E1b1a (the r1b is from dutchfags in africa)
>5% whatever the fuck traces
It's too late for me, save yourself Sven.
> be in subway
> be pissed as fuck
> some foreign girl comes up to me and asks me for directions
> just mumble them to her
> subway train is running late
> she tries to keep talking to me, telling me how she in a exchange student from some nordic place
> don't really pay attention to what details she's saying, just say some token phrases " How nice" " How old are you?" " Are you liking it here ?"
> she ends up inviting me over for a walk around the city
> realize how beautiful she is
> I refuse her offer because I wanted to sound like a level headed person who doesn't go by looks alone
> I go to the other side of the subway platform
> as I put my headphones back on I realize how autistic I was
APENAS
ps: "apenas" means "just"
>>57092174
>I refuse her offer because I wanted to sound like a level headed person who doesn't go by looks alone
Right one looks my neice.
Would berry benis in her.
>>57092174
You are retarded bro
>>57089236
Je NE parle pas anglais?
>>57091444
We don't want your non-nordic genes in our genepool. Fuck off
>>57092419
See the problem is that we want them qt genes in ourselves
>>57089098
i shit in ur tit female dog
>>57092359
Yeah, that's the correct way of saying it. Often people just say something that sound more like "J'parle pas Anglais", though.
Well, low class, uneducated people at least.
>>57089098
>you imblying you dtf?
Oh yes my bed can fit three no problem. I'll enrich you with my mongol genes.
>>57092419
It's not like your people are reproducing. Might as well let us have your qts and put their wombs to use.
>>57092419
>be a bunch of cucked feminists
>not expecting your women to be enriched by the BAC.
>>57089098
>We want to go to steak restaurant.
>ek, go tsu?? ....we?? sutiku resutoran.....resutoran????
>>57092174
what the fuck alberto
>>57089098
white pig go home.
>>57092960
Last Axis not cucked well done m8
>>57092174
I want to feel sorry for you, but I realize I would have probably made the same reaction as you did.
>tfw a lot of people had asked me for directions but they were never hot grills
>>57089098
take you hippie muslim loving crap and FUCK OFF BACK OT YOUR COUNTRY!
>>57091258
you on the right with the glasses
>>57089098
Give them directions to the nearest interracial breeding ground.
>>57089098
I mug them
>>57094966
What's the context of this?
>>57095478
Sean Bean before he became an actor
>>57095478
Brussels protests after attack, football hooligan right-winger knocks out left-wing faggot.
>tfw no norwegian gf
I've lived here since I was born but I don't actually know any street/avenue names or how to give directions.
>>57089098
you must be fucking stupid to get lost in london tbqh, i bet you both together can't make more than 90 of iq
>>57091870
Haha, did a bottle of paint explode in your car or what?
fug
>>57089425
too real bro
>>57089896
>just chuck 'er in the ute
>>57089775
except not everyone phones works abroad.
