It's Tuesday edition
>It's Tuesday
Not losing to Guatemala and not making it into the world cup edition
>>57088920
Live in South Dakota, AMA
>>57089026
there are not that many germans here
If white men every wake up this world will burn and be reborn
Make JACKIE CHAN proud
>>57089079
Why should I care?
>>57088920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6rxGmvQPLU
xth for tricot
Maryland is the best state in the union, AMA.
>>57089079
Are the legitimate cries for the secession of South West Dakota still being ignored?
>>57089110
I will senpai thank you
>>57089090
>>57089026
Yeah I used to think most every one in America was Italian and I was the only one who wasn't but its only because I grew up in NY
>>57089167
kek, forgot to quick reply
>>57089167
No, it isnt
Thinking about buying a flashlight tbqfwyf
>>57089222
t. someone who's never been to MD
>>57089233
Flesh*
>>57089167
Maryland is the LEAST relevant state in the entire union.
Not only that but it's literally owned by corporations
>>57089278
I was born in Silver Spring and I grew up in Bethesda, my friends were from Germantown, Rockville, Gaithersburg, Montgomery Village, and Darnestown
Get out of the state and you will realize how shit it is
>>57089114
because I'm drunk and can tell you how your state is shit
>>57089185
Wat
>>57089233
>>57089291
Probably isn't worth it tBh.
Most likely you'll use it a few times, get bored of it, and then be ashamed you even bought it
Here we go canucks.
How much you should, actually, make for living in sunny presious Manitoba?
>>57089026
Irish descendant living in Irish majority checking in.
>>57089134
good taste anon
xth for 385 desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJl627eI_7E
>>57089368
Another Manitoba poster in the making...
>>57089368
your flag just screams "im stupid an poor"
get that shit changed son
legit want to drop out of uni right now pals i am so stressed
Yes. That's correct. I am from Tennessee.
Ask away.
>>57089417
>5
>>57089437
HELLO
DO YOU
SPEAK
ENG-LISH
This can't be happening.
Please don't leave me.
>>57089434
What happened? You ok?
>>57089443
What?
>>57089505
There would be
>5
Manitoba posters
>>57089343
>Rhode Island
>either Dakota
>Wyoming
>Arkansas
>Idaho
nice try
>>57089368
NOICE. Dauphinfag here btw
Are you asking how much is a good wage? idk tBh. How much will you be make?
When are you coming?
>>57089531
They are severely over-represented here
>>57089343
>Not only that but it's literally owned by corporations
That's Delaware
>>57089478
Yes. It's all we ever speak, except for snake tamers who speak in tongues.
>>57089532
At least RI is a part of NE, sure it's the worst part but it's still part of something bigger.
The other states are important because they are buffers to keep west coast liberals out of the rest of the country.
Maryland is.... home of family guy
>>57089532
thank you for not mentioning Minnesota
>>57089531
i wanna move to canada
>>57089505
nothing i'm just going to fail a class due to attendance so i'm upset right now
>>57089572
Not that surprising. Manitoba has depressing landscape and depressing people.
Rate, plox https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9omvMHnaoc
>>57089588
I saw a study once that showed new englanders and the most likely to use swear words in a normal conversation and they are also the most likely to use words like please and thank you.
>>57089593
>home of family guy
What do you mean by this? MacFarlane isn't from MD
>>57089620
>depressing landscape and depressing people.
That's Saskatchewan
>>57088880
They support it because it's backed by a religion and can therefore be oppressed
Ironically, this is also the same reason they cite for their hate of the current US government
>>57089593
home of family guy? wouldn't that be RI?
>>57089588
>tfw introvert in temperamental and uninhibited
I have to say, the south is noticeably friendlier and the west noticeably kinder. We really are assholes here
>>57089625
the music itself is shit, maybe it has good lyrics but I don't speak upside down english
>>57089588
i am very nice this is true
>>57089625
meme/10
>>57089659
No it's not, I did a report on Saskatchewan and it's literally the breadbasket of Canada and is equivalent to Iowa or Nebraska and their landscape isn't depressing and neither are the people
>>57089659
It applies to both really.
>>57089607
>nothing i'm just going to fail a class due to attendance so i'm upset right now
You're actually going to fail it or your exaggerating? You need to cut a deal with the professor, I'm sure its not the end of the world, stay strong and weigh your options
>>57089707
cute :3
>>57089588
uninhibited and proud desu
fuck all your liberal SJWs afraid to express yourself
>>57089644
I believe this
>>57089588
what about Californian SJWs?
>>57089813
What do you think the relaxed and creative means.
SJWs are almost always liberal arts majors
>>57089360
>because I'm drunk and can tell you how your state is shit
Joke's on you, I'm not even from a state. I'm just here studying agricultural biotechnology on a scholarship.
>>57089736
I'm actually going to fail it's 2% off for each absence and I've been depressed and skipping because I just can't get the energy to go. The prof said that there was no leeway on this.
>>57089738
Minnesota best state.
>>57089588
>Kentucky uninhabited
Sounds about right.
>>57089876
So basically from shit nobody cares about?
>>57089718
>I did a report on Saskatchewan
Bud I fucking live a couple hours away from Saskatchewan and I go there like once every 6 months.
The landscape is horribly boring tbqh. It's just too flat. I mean I'm in Manitoba and we aren't very different, but we aren't quite as flat as them. They produce a bit more wheat than us, but we grow more sunflowers. And niggas know how important sunflower seeds are.
Hello Canada and Mexico
>>57089422
Being successfull not tanned immigrant is a hard quest, and I`bet I`m smarter than you, at least.
I know 3 languages, have a master`s degree and have something like 80 times everage monthly wage in savings just to participate in program. I`m equiulent of english, french and spanish speackin burger with 250 000$ cash in bank, with no derpt. Are you such person?
>>57089562
Hi, m8!
>Are you asking how much is a good wage? idk tBh. How much will you be make?
I should find out how much before declaring it. Dont want to be pathetic, lol.
>When are you coming?
Till the end of May, I guess. Have to pass med exam and manage some personal issues.
>>57089945
God save the Queen.
>>57089944
>but we grow more sunflowers
>Manitoban """""pride"""""
>natural position for US women
>>57088920
>current PM was born in Croatia but grew up and lived in Canada
subliminal messages everywhere
>>57089984
What do you have a masters in?
>>57089939
You wouldn't say this in real life. What compelled you to say it on the internet? You come off as a massive cunt and an idiot. Not even the person you were replying to btw.
Hello USA
>>57089878
>I'm actually going to fail it's 2% off for each absence and I've been depressed and skipping because I just can't get the energy to go. The prof said that there was no leeway on this.
You made it sound like everything was ok before?
Look, I'm sure your professor won't hold it against if you explained to him about your depression and how it affected you. It might be awkward but its for the best if you want a chance to save yourself from failing the class. He could give you a second chance if you explain to him that your mental health has been taking its toll on you and whatever else. This is my practical solution at least, it may be hard but it might save you a lot of trouble in the future and even better peace of mind
Look who I found >>>/r9k/27491964
>>57090040
Germany noooooooooooo
Nigel reminded me
I had a dream last night that I went to the UK and some muslim attacked me for eating pork. Brits just stood around looking like cucks and then I gave them all a stern talking to about how they are just drink themselves to death while their country loses their national identity.
>>57090018
L E A F E D
E
A
F
E
D
>>57089945
Helloooo
*offers you some tea*
>>57090085
>play any board games recently
>>57089659
honestly what is the difference between manitoba and sask? Ukes, natives, flat, corn, no oil. NHL team?
>>57090092
what do you mean
>>57090034
Because it's the internet. I mean, what else are we all wasting our lives on besides badmouthing strangers on the internet?
>>57090018
They are trying to do the same thing to us with Cruz running for president.
Honestly can't believe anybody wants to vote for that cuck after what happened to canada
>>57090138
In my mind I imagine Manitoba as colder with more Natives
>>57090085
Literally who?
>>57089026
>Toronto
>East Indian
>>57090138
Manitoba has more violent natives, but they do have an NHL team. All the Ukrainians are in Alberta.
>>57090043
I like to have a positive attitude about things but I skipped again today and I started to realize that I've missed a lot more classes than I thought. like 6 in a row plus some others. I don't think I've gone to class in over a month.
I know I should probably try, I'm just uncomfortable doing it.. I gotta be an adult, thank you.
I'm really wanting to take a break from uni, like this has been a thought that is continuously growing in my head, but i'm legit like 8 credits from my Associates degree so I don't want to take a break until I could like know i have my associates. If that makes sense.
>>57090163
There are better things to do than make yourself look like a dick and give Americans an even shittier reputation.
>>57090141
>>57089945
>2 karens
Who's the real one?!
>>57090040
HELLO
>>57089588
Why is Kentucky a different color than everyone else?
>>57089984
>I should find out how much before declaring it. Dont want to be pathetic, lol.
haha no one is going to bother you because of your wage. Don't worry, bud
Are you coming in at the end of May or are you leaving in May?
>>57090005
>but we grow more sunflowers
>Manitoban """""pride"""""
I was being cheeky. Sunflower seeds are pretty good tho.
We simply can't grow as much shit because we don't have as much farmable land. The Canadian shield cuts right into us so 75% of the province is Boreal forest.
>>57090138
We both have tons of Ukes and natives.
Sask is more flat than us. We actually have more Oil than they do. They have pretty much zero oil.
We both are agriculturally centered
We aren't very different tBh.
america make good movies again pls
>>57090262
>and give Americans an even shittier reputation.
>he cares about his entire nations "reputation"
>he genuinely gives a shit about what people who judge an entire country based on 1 person on the internet think
I think you should off yourself, you're wasting your time more than that guy is.
>i've never kissed a girl
>>57090282
real what
omg
>>57090019
Law, lol. Fucken useless even there.
I have worked in a field couple of years after graduation, hated this shit and droped as fast as I could. Brought me some general skills and experience though.
>>57090138
>>57090223
This, I remember my dad used to make business trips to a Hutterite colony near Drumheller.
He would take me and my siblings along so we could go to the museum.
>Canada
>>57090385
>chicago
>>57090126
*Pours tea onto your lap*
That's not how you make it!
>>57090242
Hey, we all need a break from class once and a while. You made it sound like you havent actually discussed anything with your teacher yet, you really should. It will be uncomfortable, Im sure of that but it's the price you must pay for being so reckless earlier but honestly it shouldn't be a big deal.
We all want a break, that makes perfect sense but you are so close! Keep fighting ok? Dont fall behind anymore, this is the final stretch and you have to put the effort it, dont feel bad because your going to change things now.
>>57090376
So you're smart because you have a masters in UK Law and you can talk to people in other languages
lol
What would you lads do if you were about to fug a qt but then she pulls her underwear down and you see that "she" is actually a post-op tranny
Would you still fugg?
>>57090467
yup
>>57090355
There you go shitposting and insulting about nothing again.
Sigh, when will they learn?
>America
>>57090467
hell yeah
>>57090359
;_;
>>57090507
>Britain
>>57090507
Usa? More like US gay
>>57090512
>>57090493
But you're literally fucking an inverted penis
>>57090456
*freaks out*
WHAT THE FUCK BRITAIN????
>>57090583
Brit? More like bucket of shit
>>57090040
Go to sleep Deutscher
>>57090507
>spills tea
Oops haha
>>57090583
>Britain
>burkini
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/life/the-ms-burkini-for-muslim-women-shows-britain-is-letting-sexism/
I meant U.S gay not us gay
>>57090592
oh, i didn't realize you mean they had a Frankenstein cunt. no I would only fuck her if she had a dick.
>>57090633
But it said post-op in the original posy
>>57090620
dude we don't mind you posting here, but if you're just going to keep making stupid ass posts, then I'm going to have to as k you to leave.
>>57090598
*Runs away*
>>57090607
Dick.
>>57090674
*farts loudly*
>Britain
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3500748/Medieval-barbarity-heart-Britain-Hardline-Muslims-spill-blood-London-mosque-flaying-skin-chains-practice-extreme-banned-Iran.html
>>57090383
There's also the giant Ukrainian Easter egg in Vegreville: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegreville_egg
>>57090592
it's 2016, if you're fugging post-op trannies you're an outcast to society
>>57090332
>Are you coming in at the end of May or are you leaving in May?
Coming to Canada, not certain, still. Tired of this shit, desu.
>>57090223
>All the Ukrainians are in Alberta
this guy above is from Dauphin, MB, check it`s demografics.
>>57090674
Dude bro like totally man k? k.
>>57090620
Had enough of you
*punts the runt out*
>>57090592
i literally don't care about that kind of thing, though. i'm down to munch vag regardless.
>Canada will be a Muslim-majority nation by 2050
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2016/03/if_centurylong_trends_continue_canada_will_be_a_muslim_majority_nation_by_2050.html
>>57090754
>punts the runt out
>>57090729
You understand that "all" in this case does not necessarily mean "every single last one". I just know from growing up there that the majority of Ukrainian people in Canada live in Alberta.
My vacation is over
the real life starts again
kill me now, I just want it to end
>>57090795
Beautiful. As it should be
>>57090818
*beats the runt to a pulp*
AND STAY OUT!
No Britain allowed
>>57090729
>Tired of this shit, desu.
Sorry it's been so hard. I hope it's all worth it in the end.
>check it`s demografics.
Ontario has the most Ukrainians population wise (They just have much more people in general so that's expected), but Manitoba has the most percentage wise. 15% of Manitoba is Ukrainian
Only lewd people are allowed in this thread
Who here owns a dildo? Do you hide it? Where do you hide it? How big is it? How much was it?
Is it worth it?
>>57090887
fuck off
slimey dumb limey scum
At what time does the football match between Canada and Mexico begin?
>>57090795
>americanthinker
Yeah.
>>57090871
>>57090872
>>57090837
No Germany, dont say that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battles_of_Lexington_and_Concord
>>57090958
7:30 PM PST
>>57090958
nobody cares bitch
>>57090958
pls be gentle mexico-senpai :3
>>57091028
fag
>>57090991
Psshh..nothing personal, kid
>>57090958
There's no point in watching it we all know who's going to win.
>>57090795
This article's "logic" literally made me laugh
Must be satire
>>57091028
>Canada
>>57090900
>>57091043
>>57090706
Oh yeah, seen that before. Utterly forgettable.
We have so many of those dopey roadside attraction in Alberta, it's fantastic.
Going Vulcan was one of the funniest things I've done. Sometimes though you get something really out of the way but really cool.
Somewhere between Lethbridge and Calgary there's an old pioneer house just way out in the middle of nowhere for people to visit, but on the same property are three or four massive garages that some rich oil executives use to store their vintage car collections. In exchange for using them they're open as exhibits for the public and is honestly one of the coolest things I've ever come across.
Rules for this thread:
No limeys
No beaners
No negroes
No chinks
No redskins
No faggots
No animoe shitposters (synonymous w previous, just for clarity)
Can we make /cum/ great again?
>>57091062
>its coming home
>>57091110
I remember visiting these threads when they first started out. /cum/ has always been shit, although it was a little better
>last year parents were on the brink of divorce and filed for separation because all they ever do is fight
>dad left home for 2 months
>they get back together and move to a new house for some reason
>all they do is fight again
>brink of divorce again
>dad left house again last week
>already back and they're trying to make it work again
Jesus fucking christ why don't people know when enough is enough?
Sorry for blogging /cum/, I have no real friends to vent to.
>>57090460
So you`re not such person, I guess. And that`s enough.
>>57090706
Eastern europeans done a lot of crasy stuff, trying to make area not that boring.
Check this cathedral - https://www.google.com/maps/@48.2951214,-97.2546847,3a,42.5y,100.66h,102.97t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sB3DGL-oVNnPgl6GFW3mndQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en
There something like 50 people living around
>>57091150
Because the pussy game is on point but da bitch crazy
>>57091150
Your mom may be a cuck
>Trudeau
>Canada is not at war with ISIS
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/209830
>>57091056
I made this.
>>57091076
>old pioneer house just way out in the middle of nowhere for people to visit
Oh God, I went there for a school trip... now I can't remember what it's called. We made our own butter.
>>57090995
Why not
I
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>>57091222
Very nice, lovely even
Except that K-On is for plebs
>>57091112
Oh does it feel having one of the most irrelevant leagues in the world?
>>57090168
>>57090094
>yfw Canada leafed us with a right-wing PM and a semi-fascistic government
top left guy with glasses is our minister of culture
he was a member of the fascist party formed by the Croatian head of state of ww2 ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croatian_Liberation_Movement )
beneath is a news reporter from national television
genuine thanks Canabros :^)
>>57091236
Good point
![IMG_20160329_190610[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dIVu5oL.jpg "IMG_20160329_190610[1].jpg")
spotted the 14 year-old lmao
>>57091221
You can't be at war with a non-state.
That's the point he's making. Saying we are at war with ISIS would give them legitimacy as a state/nation, and we don't want to feed their ego.
Sorry bud, I know Trudeau is a cuck but in this instance he is being logical
>>57091202
They don't even have sex though, like that was one of the biggest points of the most recent fight that led to this. My dad is a fucking cunt and has been treating her like shit since he came back and they got married but she keeps trying to make it work for some goddamn reason.
>>57091309
how does it feel to lose to the dutch?
>>57091346
Sounds like she loves him and/or she doesn't want to be alone
>>57091327
Hahaha. I remember when I went through my edgy communist phase back when I was 12 :D
>>57091327
filthy gommies prepare for freedom
>>57091349
Since when has Holland been considered bad? Silly American stick to basketball and hand egg
>>57091006
Thank you
>>57091062
Things get pretty rough on /sp/ and it's worth watching with a bit of banter
>>57091028
Will be :3
>>57091076
Don't forget that giant boot in whatever shittown out east.
>>57091409
>paki comprehension
>>57091148
It wasn't so bad in the beginning
>>57091473
Exactly.
>>57091477
It started off how the US started, as a mirror image of /brit/ then started doing its own thing
>>57091442
Haven't seen that one, have seen the giant golf club and ball though.
Hell we have a giant baseball bat in Edmonton.
>>57091150
Being old, lonely and poor (you may consider divorce making each one of the couple twice poorer) is sad shit. People afreaid of this as shit in their 40-50-th and could try to get along over and over.
I want to learn guns
Help me learn guns
>>57091549
We had quite some interesting posters, like Norbro and that American living in Germany that went by the name of Max
>>57091650
I also remember how fucking slow it was, but then again /cum/ doesn't start picking up until 6:00 PM EST anyways
>>57091632
Get your FAC and try shooting some guns
You won't be able to get semi autos or a proper pistol but you can still do some gunning in the UK
Or move to north ireland, gun laws are pretty damn loose there
>>57091714
What guns you want to learn?
>Mexico
>>57091816
BRRR BRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRR guns not Pow Pow Pow ones
>>57091795
I suffer with depression so there's no way that I'll be able to get a gun anywhere in Europe
>>57091871
>(You)
USA
USA
USA
>>57091970
build wall
>>57091907
Sounds like you know enough about them already champ :D
USA USA USA
>>57091632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJzXG7MYX1c
It's long but it basically explains all the basics on a functional level.
>/k/
>wikipedia
>secondary material where guns are used, gun history, gunsmithing, etc.
>first hand experience
One day this could be you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc8eudIq2X0
USA USA USA
I
I BELIEVE
>>57090795
>American "thinkers"
w-why are we chanting? What happened?
>>57092191
world cup qualifying
we're beating the commies
>make several posts in /csgog/
>never get any response
ENG A LAND
ENG A LAND
ENG A LAND
>>57092263
>1-2
>1-1
>>57088920
Who would be our monarch?
I VOTE FOR THE KENNEDYS
>i own and wear my favorite rock band shirts in public
Detroit vs Montreal
COME ON MOTOR CITY
>>57092294
Why would you buy them if you're not going to use them?
>>57092257
You
ENG A LAND
ENG A LAND
ENG A LAND
>>57091907
https://youtu.be/hwLD3erPe_s
Here you go bud, this is how to turn a pow pow gun into a BRR BRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRR gun
>>57092410
>part 1
You're missing the important bits there chap.
>>57092294
>tfw didnt bring my Cattle Decapitation shirt to Quebec with me
>>57092382
>buying them in the first place
i only have one rockband shirt because it was a gift and i only wear it as pajamas
BIG
AMERICAN
WILLY
>>57092493
MY NIGGA
>Historian
>>57092589
I'm usually not a fan of grindcore, but my god that is some good stuff.
I lean more towards the black metal side of stuff (Emperor, Taake, Burzum, Dark Funeral, etc.)
>>57092720
>Burzum
>>57092711
>not filtering every name and tripfag on sight
What are you doing?
>>57092294
>tfw you've worn this shirt out in public
I hope no one read as sun bat her desu
>>57092751
>implying he didn't release some of the greatest black metal out there
I don't like anime.
>>57092720
I've always been a deathcore kid
Plz no bully
>>57092751
>he doesn't rate filosofem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-gBds6v6Ak
USA USA USA USA USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
>>57092294
>graphic tees
>ever
USA USA USA
S
A
U
S
A
>>57092294
All I have are band related shirts I really need to go shopping for some normal clothes
>>57092762
I have a Deafheaven shirt I got from one of their shows 2 years ago
>>57092844
Same 2bh
DOS A CERO
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>that feel when ur internets out but then hours later u realize the plug fell out
EAT SHIT GUATEMALA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>57093032
I'm taking that pepe
>>57093054
USA USA USA USA WOOHOO UH OHHHH
FUCK GUATEMALA
>Playing against Guatemala
Not even fucking fair
>there are """people""" watching povertyball
>>57092846
I mean I don't like it, but that doesn't mean you can't like it desu.
>>57093115
YOU WANT SOME TOO PENDEJO?? JJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJ
>>57093150
Guatemalan IDF pls go
>>57093150
I'm not even watching. I'm just a patriot =)
