>tfw not living in SoCal
>tfw no Stoner hippie gf on roller skates
>tfw no tacos or enchiladas
>tfw no leisurely nightwalks on the beach
KILL ME
>>57082032
Butthurt in 3...2...
>>57082108
Do Americans actually not agree that California is the best state?
Fucking how?
>>57082284
They say it's the home of leftism and "degeneracy"
>>57082420
rust belt btfo
>>57082284
It's not about being the best(we are certainly not) it's just that CA triggers half the country.
>>57082508
Are you a Califag? Where's the best place then?
>tfw I live in the superior part of the state
>>57082032
I just stay in my room all day lol
>>57083061
No one has the authority to say what is the best state based off which one they were born in cunt
>>57082284
Not everyone likes what you like Hans. For example I personally find the first two things on your list extremely unappealing (I would hate to have a stoner hippie girlfriend, roller skates suck) can get the third literally anywhere and can get the last in any coastal state.
Shitty laws and annoying people, also very liberal politics turn away many people. High taxes, it hemorrhages people to other states and are pretty annoying.
Also everyone will say their state is the best because its their state. No state is definitively the best.
>>57082284
They hate us 'cause they ain't us. There's nowhere else I'd rather live, man. I love California.
>>57083600
And before anyone calls me a flyover I live in New York State
NoCal seems comfy as fuck.
>TFW living in socal
>TFW never see anyone on roller skates
>TFW burritos are better
>TFW it gets cold at the beach
Can we take each other's place?
>>57083693
But do you live in New York City tho? If not, then you are still a fly-over.
>>57083600
That's not true, Lower Saxony is objectively the best state
>>57082032
>live in SoCal
>Once had a hippie stoner girlfriend who was incredibly cute
>Went on night hikes and walks and ate Mexican food all the time
Thank God I can go back to my stoic, Germanic ways.
>>57083600
>Shitty laws
Like what
>Annoying people
You have new yorkers, your opinion on this is invalid
>Liberal politics
Like what?
>High taxes
Never noticed
>>57083771
Sure, would you like to live in Bavaria?
This my hood
>>57083831
Downstate, in a suburb of NYC
Upstate isn't flyover regardless
>>57082032
>the Redondo Beach pier
>mfw I live 4 blocks away from it
Nobody roller skates anymore. Mexican food is in good supply, and sunset walks on the beach are nice, but nighttime walks will cause you to bump into pier rats. Hobos and junkies who hang out under the pier at night and harass anyone stupid enough to be walking around alone in the vicinity.
Also, not too many hippies these days. Just straight-up yuppie liberals, with a mixture of older conservatives and aging punks.
I really hate the whole Kardashianculture. If I found myself in California I'd leave before the sun sets.
>>57082420
>springfield
hahahahahahahahahhahaha fuck this shithole
>>57083888
>lives in Bavaria
>complains
Drink your god tier fucking Weizen, drive your brand new Audi or BMW, and shut the fuck up.
>>57083831
>NY state
>fly-over
Jesus califags are dumb as rocks
>>57083873
>like what
Very unfriendly to small businesses, poor gun laws etc
>opinion is invalid
I never said NYCers were any better
>like what?
The governer of San Fran literally banned travel for city workers to North Carolina because they are bigots
>never noticed
That doesn't mean they aren't high
>>57083931
Mid century modern a best. Doubt it would fit anywhere other than desert hills and palm trees though.
>>57082032
Fuck off we're full
>>57083987
The Kardashian Culture isn't really a thing
LA is a city with many other cities inside, there are many times more tough guy chicanos and stoners than Kardashian types
>>57084054
I mean, not that guy, but the parts of New York that aren't in the NYC metropolitan area are pretty flyover. Upstate New York is basically Pennsylvania 2.0.
>>57084152
I'd only really consider the area north of Albany and the Southern Tier truly flyover
>>57083987
Not too long ago they threw a birthday party on a yacht a few harbors over and set off fireworks at midnight. I don't mean normal little fireworks, I mean full-size 4th-of-fucking-July fireworks. Fucking neighbors thought we were getting invaded or something.
I don't know a single person who actually likes the Kardashians, I'm beginning to think it's just a meme.
>>57084069
>Very unfriendly to small businesses, poor gun laws etc
Then why are there so many small businesses? And you can get pretty much any gun you want.
> The governer of San Fran literally banned travel for city workers to North Carolina because they are bigots
They're not legally allowed to do that, it can only be symbolic, also there is no governor of San Fran.
>High Taxes
They're not much higher than anywhere else and unless you're a multi millionaire you'll not notice
>>57084099
>louisiantugal
>>57084069
SF doesn't have a governor, retard
>>57084227
>6 counties with Jews in Montana
Did anyone tell Ben Garrison? He's got some work to do
>>57083993
Would prefer Cali though
Also had two Weizen already
if dubs america will return the rightful soil to mexico
>>57084310
IE Most religious part of So Cal
Rednecks love Jesus
>>57084310
I'd be a fedora tipper if I was living in a shithole like Virginia
>>57084266
>there are people in the US who actually vote for parties before candidates
>>57084099
LGTSS
>The Islamic Republic of Pennsylvania
>>57084311
kek
>>57084455
TAKE THAT BACK
Richmond is fucking gorgeous
>>57084224
Albany gets a de facto pass because it's the state capital, but it still has a population of less than 100,000. What's valuable south of Albany and north of NYC metro? Poughkeepsie with its population of 30,000? What about Newburgh, with less than 30,000? Those are Wyoming numbers.
Source: I have lived in Wyoming.
Syracuse and Rochester actually have some stuff going on, but not really that much in the grand scale of things.
I don't think it's really bad to be flyover - like I said, I'm not that other guy who originally said it. Considering where I've lived, I would never think to use "flyover" pejoratively, but I am saying the rest of New York isn't important on any national level.
I didn't need to put this much time into this post. It didn't matter. Fuck brb rethinking my life of shitposting.
>tfw live in Southern California
>always get shit talked on 4chan
>see this thread
th-thanks Germany
>>57084099
>Colorado is unironically Ghana
>>57084580
You forgot about Buffalo
That's a pretty decent sized city with some culture and two sports teams
>>57084456
You mean all of us?
>>57084239
There are many small business because you are heavily populated and fuckhuge. Also your gun laws are debatably almost worse than my states (NY) and are only getting worse, and you defintely not own any gun you want.
I know its a mayor, I mispoke. I also realize that he can't restrict movement like that, but only a place with hyper liberal politics would have a mayor symbolically doing that.
Again not noticing it does not mean they aren't high
>>57084369
Pic
a-are there cute traps in california?
>>57084711
Yes and also a lot of shemales in West Hollywood
>>57084573
Full of brainwashed christian idiots who push a bible in your face. Every American can confirm this. Also you type like a fucking faggot, or a girl. Germcucks.
>>57084580
Hudson valley isn't flyover because its mostly either a developing tech valley or a suburb for the important cities of NYC and Albany.
Syracuse and Rochester do have shit going on, wouldn't mind living there desu
The Lower Tier is really flyover though.
>>57084668
>Buffalo
Kek
>>57082032
>>tfw no tacos or enchiladas
WE EAT BURRITOS IN SOCAL AHMED
>>57084668
Oh true, m8. But yeah, that's still 250,000 in Buffalo. That's less than 600,000 in all three of those cities' urban areas combined. That just isn't very much.
>Califoruguay
>>57084610
It's only other Americans who talk shit about California
>>57084069
You forgot to mention NYC and Seattle to that list
>>57084779
traps here are always too horse-like
>tfw live in South East Queensland
>tfw basically all that shit but minus the gf
>>57084099
Is VA Latvia or Austria?
>>57084868
Kind of like all those North Italy vs. South Italy threads?
>>57084099
>There are states that are unironically poorer per person than countries in the rest of the world
>Poorgia
>>57084980
GDP isn't per capita
>>57084455
>Sweden
>calling anyone else a shithole
>>57082284
I live in SD I make 31k as a PhD student
Pros:
>Weather
>Girls
>Ocean
>Mountains
>Less traffic than LA
>Mexican food
>Asian food
Cons:
>Taxes
>Parking
>Traffic it's still bad
>Chad-Bros (they exist)
> most girls are dumb as fuck
> TOURISTS
> SJW-y (no Colombus day. no good friday it's Caesar Chavez day)
it's a trade off. You can be cozy somewhere else. For me I love California even with its pitfalls
>>57084973
They spread the meme so much that everyone talks shit about South Italy, not only other Italians
>>57085012
Sweden is like 85% atheist though. Thankfully I did not have to put up with religious bullshit when I grew up.
>>57084980
>Missouri
>KREEK
>>57085038
We only talk shit about Cali when they say they are the best
>>57083873
>>High taxes
>Never noticed
I pay around $600 in state income tax. I make 31k as a grad student. That's a lot more than Texas or Fl.
Also you're taxed more on things like alcohol and gas in california. Things are cheaper in other places in the US (however groceries are cheaper in Cali ... or that's just trader joe)
>>57085086
Why does that trigger you so much?
>>57085038
t. Albertino Barborossa
>>57085075
The great thing about living around religious nutjobs is you can do this thing called "ignore them", it's a novel concept that apparently you never learned
>>57084437
>>57084437
WE love IPA in San Diego
>>57085107
Because they aren't the best. No one state is definitely the best, they all have their pros and cons and very often whatever state people living in is the best for them
>>57084894
>always too horse-like
Do you mean they have horse cocks?
>>57085156
You know aswell as I that there are plenty of kids whose parents force them to church every sunday. Whose school force them to church every holiday. I think it's fascist and very very cruel.
>>57084918
What the fuck is up with South Dakota?
>>57085192
that too, kek
but also body proportions and face
>>57085160
Reminder that, no bones about it, if you're adding an acidic fruit to a beer you're making a shandy
>>57085238
There was probably just one really bad incident that drove the rate way up due to low population
>>57082284
It's too expensive, I'd much rather live in Arizona.
>>57085299
Depends how you're brewing it, if you're adding the juice it's a shandy, if you're taking dried fruit or the peels and mixing it with the malt it's not a shandy
>>57085208
Yes, but that doesn't make the whole state a shithole considering what you're describing happens in the backwater country parts of the state, not the major metro areas, and if it does it's an extremely small percentage
>>57085160
Only time I had IPA it tasted like a rotten apple
>>57085299
no idea what you lads are talking about but it sounds like you'll love San Diego's microbreweries >>57085363
>>57085345
3hot. And isn't Phoenix the western US's Florida for geriatrics nowadays?
>>57085397
you sir haven't had a sculpin
>>57085446
Isn't that a fucking fish
>>57082284
You just see hate for California on 4chan because it's full of edgy kids trying to be contrarian.
Most people like California, unless they're white trash bible belters or live in shithole flyovers.
>>57085397
Either you've been eating some weird rotten apples or that wasn't an India Pale Ale per se
>>57085399
I went to college in san diego for a while, I know what you're talking about
>>57085446
>>57085521
IPAs are okay I guess, Sculpin is from Ballast Point, if you get it get the Grapefruit Sculpin.
Belgians Style Beers>English Ales>Craft Lagers>Steam Beer>IPAs
But all beer is good
>>57085691
I usually never have craft bears, usually pisswater from beer pong. I dislike hard alcohol so I rarely have anything outside of beer as well.
>>57082032
hey we are almost like California!
>no qt hippies or qties in general
>no mexican food
>no money
somebody kill me
t. Alberto Brokebosa
>>57085758
Beer pong is disgusting
Become a man and drink good beer, sip whiskey and have wine with your gf
>>57082032
Basically my life in FL.
