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cara
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>>57081917
Virginia sucks.
>>57081984
FOY
Seer from /x/ here
>in following months war will break out between the UK/UN vs Argentina over Falklands
>Massive casualties on both sides
>Argentina will arise victorious and claims to the Malvinas will be given to them.
>Do not part take in this war under any british banner
>Fate must unfold
KILL YOURSELVES FUCKING SCUMBAGS
>>57081984
not as much as your mum lol
>at beach
>see this bloke
>he asks "could you apply some sun lotion to my back pls m8"
Are you kind enough to do it?
>Argentina will arise victorious
>>57082063
Do the Brits go to war without us?
Don't think we've returned the favor if they have.
karen
>>57081917
>€5m
>€
what's this symbol I do not know it
>>57082057
You trying to fit in here makes me cringe.
@57082008
pedo yank nonce
>>57082142
Yes.
Asuka.
>>57082008
looks a bit spastic
>>57082223
what is this from
>>57081969
howd that fire go lad? hope it's helped you renounce your assumed faith
>>57082192
I also do not know it
We use the universal currency here $$$$$$
>>57082197
ssssshh bb just let it happen
>>57082245
it actually happened in my city, I could smell it kilometers away.
>>57082240
is malta still commonwealth? u guys got rid of the queen or somethin?
>Piers Morgan now supports Trump
i've seen it all
>>57082328
we were like nah
>>57082240
Tang TV.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459275678006.webm
Polish Nigel Farage triggering the EU government
are the falklands worth fighting for, /brit/? surely this is political posturing by the UN(EU). you can't let them bully you like this
>>57082228
there's a video of her cutting herself while listening to Linkin Park on YouTube. She's a next level memer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_career_of_Muhammad
Hmm...
how many lions on the shirt again??
>>57082323
harsh man. i fell asleep before they collapsed (if they did) so did they collapse? the videos looked intense
remind the name of the city as well, 2lazy2google
Will not shaving help with my acne?
>>57082393
three iirc
>>57082406
protip: shave off the acne
>>57082406
shave your cock and balls it boosts confidence and feels nice
>>57082343
hmmm
might have to be like nah to your application for temporary /brit/ residency then
>>57082342
no he doesn't you prick
will literally fucking enlist if the argies invade the falklands again
did a map/floor plan of my house
proportions are a bit off but its ok
gonna do it in more detail now but will not share the final image on 4chan
>>57082378
wow shes drunk as fuck
>>57082342
you haven't seen my willy
>>57082406
>Grow a beard
>Shave it off
>Face is absolutely fucking destroyed with acne and breaks out like hives
Don't do it lad.
>>57082473
doxxed
>>57082457
>feels nice
lol
>>57082478
she has cerebral palsy, asshole.
>>57082473
thats a big house
had my anal beads in all day lads
>>57082473
>4 bedrooms
>conservatory
FOB
>>57082473
what do the lines mean
>>>/sp/66459639
interesting turn of events
>>57082406
No lad
not sure if its the shaving or my shaving cream but it really helps with acne
>>57082502
read above, but its probably different for different people
>>57082402
They started cleaning up and they didn't "collapse", just burned from what I know.
http://www.thenational.ae/uae/cleanup-begins-at-scene-of-ajman-towers-blaze
>>57082473
>did a map/floor plan of my house
for what purpose? or is this an autism escapade
>british people say ass on twitter
It's happening lads. AmericaniZation is occurring. Next thing you know you'll be calling pounds quid
Imagine a world without Jews or Pakis lads
>>57082546
>asshole
fuck off yank
Rule Britannia.
>>57082564
*yanks them out*
(bonus hidden message for the americans itt)
>>57082473
Massive windows
>>57082610
and niggers
>>57082610
I can just go for a walk in my town square and it's exactly like that
>>57082620
2 ez
rosy got drunk last night and posted a very lewd photo of her arse lads
>>57082473
>conservatory
FOB FOB FOB FOB FOB
>hallway
FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/4500-Newcomer-Ln_Harrisonburg_VA_22801_M66241-63195?ex=VA601428118#photo0
>elegant new hilltop estate near a college town stocked with barely legal 10/10 qt's to invite to my swimming pool? Nah, I'll blow twice as much to live next to Abdul Mohammed and his 31 obnoxious children in London.
>>57082635
free country m8 i can shitpost where i want
>>57082610
enjoy polio lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG85a1mKO2A
>>57082564
thinking of sticking a finger up my bum the next time i have a drunk shower desu
>>57082657
>post photos daily of your arse and tits on a public forum
>act shocked and enraged when the photos circulate to another public forum
grew up in a house with 2 kitchens, 7 beds, 5baths, 4 living rooms, and 1 small and 1 massive dining room
northern povvos plz leave
>>57082676
alright these are all dogshit now, or you just have awful taste
the OP pic is the only good one
>yanks literally sell real butter as 'European style butter'
Dirty huns knocked the electric out of the area for 4 hours lads. Joke's on them though, because they missed the Easter Rising commemoration they were aiming for and I ended up spending 4 hours playing Monopoly and Snakes and Ladders and Twister with a 9/10 qt.
>>57082657
waiting until the point where these girls are posting spread open fanny pics on twitter every night
>>57082505
uh oh
>>57082561
its small compared to my billionaire friends
>>57082578
this is standard in the south, poorthener
>>57082594
oh you
>>57082607
a mixture of boredom and autism
>>57082638
yeh innit
>>57082671
haha what else do i call the hallway
cant think of another word
what's rosy's twitter handle
drives me round the bend when i search her name and nothing comes up
banned from /sp/ lmao
pineal gland status: BANGED
>>57082748
@rosyrutherford
>>57082657
going to post the pic or giz us a link or what lad?
>>57082759
u da slagposter?
>>57082678
?
Read between the lines. It says "you're sexy"
>>57082727
You just like that one for the slave quarters m8 don't lie
>>57082746
corridor you yank melt
>>57082705
get it nice and soapy
>>57082783
i love you too
Once had a literal millionaire mate in primary school
Really nice having rich friends
>>57082826
who the fuck rests their chin on their hands without also resting their elbows on a table? what utter spastic autist made this image?
>>57082746
I'm in the North and my house has 4 bedrooms 2bqfh
https://twitter.com/taygogo/status/714875127658205184
>The goal of socialism = destruction of the state
ah yes very impressive
would any lads object to me posting more girls in catsuits
had pretty good reaction last time earlier but the normies will be home now
>>57082823
Soap is very bad lube don't do this
>>57082823
really? that sounds right in my head shoving a load of chemicals up my bum hole
sounds like it could sting
Omo
>>57082875
frogs don't have elbows, only toads do
>>57082858
FOBA
(Fuck Off Billionaire by Association)
>>57082801
good lad
I realised it was you when you posted that 15 year old again you cheeky nonce haha
>>57082826
(*´ω｀*)
>>57082935
literally in love with 7
>>57082935
2muchlegs
>>57082923
*doesn't sound
Poleaboo really hates Jamie Vardy
He's a less than mediocre player who has gotten a bit lucky
>his parents house didn't have a conservatory
literal human scum
>>57082935
7 5 2 4 not arsed about the rest
>>57082945
might have to put a football in every picture now
>>57082980
you really hate yourself more than anyone else
Alright, found the rug lads
https://www.heals.com/memo-rust-rug-170-x-240cm.html
>>57083024
delet this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LbIcbgLwY0
come join in my friends
>>57082980
think you're chatting shit poleaboo
and thus are getting banged
>>57083024
well i should i or not (use soap)
>cat is so fucking heavy, the ground shakes when she runs
either my house is shit or this cat is obese
what do you lads do for lunch in work every day? getting bored of meal deals and that ilk
england btfo
oopsy daisy i murked you again
got jamal in the palm of my hand
stop now baby, i'll understand
cos all i do is murk you
CHAT
>>57083090
my ankle on the left
>>57083065
>RSB aren't livestreaming it
>only 1200 viewers
is this the end of trump
>>57082992
we didn't have a conservatory because the land the development was built on has been known to be unstable, so they got something that's like a cross between an extension and conservatory
>>57083090
my ideal type right here
>>57083082
n-no era
>stones
-------------------Forster
Clyne---Smalling---Cahill---Rose
------Drinkwater-Dier-Barkley
----------------------Alli
--------------Vardy----Kane
Reminder the powers at be will never let this happen.
doing a self evaluation
Feel as though I have to use an Amazon Rainforest's worth of toilet roll to clean my are
Wipes are a godsend
left or right
>>57083073
when my cat jumps down from a window sill it sound like there's a herd of elephants upstairs haha
>>57083141
you're perfect in my eyes :3
just wanked to sissy hypno
swallowed my cum like a good lad
>banned on /sp/ for Vardyposting
fug
>>57082473
Alri literal billionaire, can see your house from here.
>>57083177
L E F T
Doing an argument with a girl lads. Fuck sake. How do the normies do this shite all the time?
>>57083067
If you're shoving a finger up there and wiggling it about, it's fine.
>>57083177
Always right.
>>57083177
right
>>57083208
Got banned the other day for something similar /sp/ jannies and mods have destroyed that board.
>>57082473
Got a similar sized house but I live in a shithole near Manchester
>>57083208
hes being a bit no fun allowed
>>57083177
left pls
need those thighs around my neck
>>57083208
hopefully you'll get banned here
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/2922-Andrews-Dr-NW_Atlanta_GA_30305_M65841-66842?ex=GA613071514#photo0
>Large mansion on Georgia built on historic land? No thanks, I think I'll spend the same money on that London townhouse that used to be a McDonalds.
>>57083202
nice x
>>57083177
chebasaurus on the left desu
Benefits by the sea lads
>>57083264
Wouldn't be surprised. Which is why I haven't reset the router yet.
>>57083177
right those lips were meant to suck cocks
anyone want to be mates
>>57083271
Georg-what?
Never heard of it
>A jealous man beheaded the mother of his two children in an act of "pure hatred", the Old Bailey heard.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-35919358
Gee, I wonder which race or culture could be behind this disgusting act?
Spoiler: It's fucking white people again
Wonder if he'll get a life sentence like a black or Muslim would?
>>57082935
7, 5, 2, 3, 4
disgusting paki and jewnose
who is in >>>/tv/67604344
>>57083330
Think it got invaded by russia desu
>>57083340
lol
>chat shit get kicked
>>57083177
Left has more flattering tits
>>57083344
2,3,4,7
who wants a bumming?
>it's another ignore the catposting yank episode
>>57083430
eurgh, you gay or something?
>>57083430
I do. Mtf here
>>57083430
*submits application*
>>57083430
*gapes arsehole*
go on then
>>57083464
this used to be my gimmick, so it's nice to see a fellow gimmick patrician x
>>57083464
you didn't even post
>>57083464
I won't ignore you but I will try to marry you
>>57083494
don't recall seeing this episode
>>57082935
Hate it when pakis try to fit in with White girls
>>57083271
How can I find houses over a broad area
Its asking me for a specific city, county, whatever
isn't it funny, all the coffee
what's with all the coffee
>>57083541
Hate when pakis try to fit in white girls
(rotherham reference)
>>57083541
She's the second or third most qt one
The rest of the white girls are mingers
what is this style called?
I think we can all agree that pikeys are the absolute fucking worst """""people""""" in this country
TRUMP'S PLANE IS LANDING
HIS PLANE IS LANDING
I'M WATCHING HIS PLANE LAND AT THE AIRPORT
>>57083494
Much more beautiful than the skeletal barbie the show actually uses. Nothing healthier than forcing unattainable beauty standards on society, I don't think.
>>57083596
The Big Guy
>>57083606
nope that would be muslims my man
>>57083575
don't know what half of those things are
tinder date tomorrow lads
help me not screw it up
Homicide is glorified on my side of town
So. I have done a lot of crazy stuff, but nothing that compares to this for sheer perversion. I saw an ad on the Chicago Reader site - the online adult personals. A woman, hispanic, who wanted a man to impregnate her. Her husband was mostly sterile (poor quality sperm) and she desperately wanted children. I thought it was a joke, but... there was an audio recording from her attached that sounded real. And so I replied. And she wrote back. And we talked on the phone. Fast forward - we meet in a bar. She's a cute 30 year old - petite, pretty nice body too. Up to now, I figure this is all about some kinky role-playing, and I am very down. But she seems quite serious about checking me out. Wants to know my SAT scores. Insists that I promise to meet her every month at the height of her cycle until she gets pregnant. I must swear I will never try to track her down. And the sex ends as soon as she gets a positive pregnancy test.
I'm starting to freak out. And get turned on. So turned on. We make a date for several days later. We meet at the Hard Rock Hotel, both produce our STD test results, and it is ON! And it is hot... kinky, mind-blowing, hair pulling sex. 4 times. She has a somewhat shallow vagina, and I have a long enough cock that it can really bang into her cervix. Which she doesn't like. So I finish up by pushing her face down into the bed and ramming her as hard as possible. She's in pain, and she's also cumming. I tell her she's a whore, she's a cheat, her husband is not a man... I'm so deep when I cum that she screams and tries to pull away.
That was the only time we had sex. A few weeks later I got a message through the web site we met on. "Positive. Wish me luck."
That was about six years ago. I often wonder..
>>57083596
“if I wear baggy clothes maybe people won't notice"-core
>>57083596
wait is that sargon of akkad?
>>57083621
what airport lad xxx
>tfw started saying "ahh yes very impressive" IRL
>>57083555
I'm having the same problem
Think it's just a flaw in the website, they expect people that know what area they want as opposed to just browsing.
>>57083376
Ironically enough, Georgia the state is probably bigger than Georgia the country. Go figure.
>in college
>have to do some stupid shit in pairs
>it's me and a qt in a pair
>were stood together reading the paper
>were stood extremely close
>my head was practically touching her head
>she didn't move away from me
>she kept cutely giggling when I said stuff
That's literally the closest I've ever physically been to a girl in about a year lads. It felt pretty good.
>>57083590
Rasheed
>>57083669
>six years
is this an elaborate kev joke?
>>57083681
You know what I think it might be
>>57083691
youtube international
>>57083681
He wishes
when will Germans stop being autistic so I can waste more time
>>57083658
get a grindr date 2bh
>>57083719
ah yes very nice
>>57083735
shitty glaive prototypes
>>57083590
Lolno paki, she is by far the worst. Even 1 is better. Pakis are fugly by default.
Go back to pakistan
Literally seething with rage at some of Woy's choices desu lads.
Here lads guess what
>>57083621
lad, he takes about 2 hours from when he lands unless the rally is in a hangar
RSB will start broadcasting the WI rally in about half an hour, you're wasting time
>>57083596
Infantile-obese-yank-core
Mark my words, SS17 this will be all the rage.
>>57083797
as someone who's exclusively attrcted to mid-size lizards I agree
>>57083879
w-what?
what do i message german girls to let them put my willy in them
>>57083894
black people are something else
>>57083880
i'm still excited. i have nothing else to do
Why are brits so obsessed with america?
Why does he wear the mask?
>>57083903
Good guess
>>57083942
na süse wie gehts
lads please respond to me thanks xxx
>>57082891
>>57083250
They delete on-topic threads too. It's a fucking tragedy seeing the board nowadays.
>>57083894
security guy is a bit of a nob end
>>57083976
why is you're mum so obsessed with my dick
>>57083894
what the hell is going on?
>>57083942
naoise to meet you
tell me your fantasy /brit/
>>57083976
If there were no yanks in our general I don't think we'd ever mention them
>>57083942
Suri is a paki name lad get out of there
>>57083942
hallo ich bin afrikaner
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/4197-Sentinel-Post-Rd-NW_Atlanta_GA_30327_M67345-83163?ex=GA613077334#photo0
>undercover mansion with neat porch and a large pool? No thanks, I think I'll broadcast my poor decision making skills to the world by buying a tiny house in London at almost 3 times the cost.
>>57083992
ayyy
>>57084038
i mean irl. fuck 4chan.
>>57084072
no, fuck you
>Grass
>Tastes like lemons
How does this witchcraft work?
>>57084036
get dominated by a girl with blue eyes, black hair and nice boobies with her riding on top of me choking me and degrading me verbally (maybe a couple of slaps too) and then when we both orgasm together we cuddle and say how much we love each other and fall asleep
New ios update lads
>>57084097
Stopped watching 30 seconds in
>>57084097
why does he wear the mask?
alri lads
did the front and back garden as well
>>57084036
Give everyone in this thread a hug and a kiss
>>57084036
building a theme park with high things to jump into a pool and keep it private/social (if i buy friends)
>>57084066
Atlan-who? What the fuck is GA?
>>57084036
i just want a slightly chubby warm girl to use as a pillow every night
>>57084145
Can see you stood on your balcony surrounded by butlers mate.
with almost all of our team being black i wonder if they even speak dutch amongst each other
>>57084029
blacks marvelling at the only white left in the US
>>57084145
>Shed
FOB
>>57084116
I've only had it a few times and I have always eben disappointed how little it tastes like lemon OR grass
>>57084165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc3WF0xYwoQ
fuck u tryna say bout Atlanta nigga?
>>57084036
put my cock in a woman's vagina and mouth
>the city of england
>>57084036
Being happy
>>57084217
>rap yank is virginia
???????
thought you were anime richmond
>>57084145
ah fascinating
>>57084212
I add it to smoothies and it makes it taste pretty lemony 2bh
It starts with
>>57084234
>The ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''Kingdom'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' of Holland
Mulling over messaging the oneitis
>>57084237
>pointing out that she's barefoot
>>57084199
>this coming from a brit
Loving
Every
Laugh.
>>57084237
would of loved to been him
>the floodplain of the netherlands
>>57084294
take off your proxy there riley
>>57084243
Nah there are a couple of us from the Richmond area.
other Virginian is cool though, good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9EqKlHmZp0
>>57084237
it's weird you know, I'm looking at one of my dreams in webm format
>>57084378
link to original vid
>>57084170
Ugly fuckers, no wonder it flipped out
>>57084378
that was pretty sad if im honest
>>57084378
The fuck didn't he fight back.
>>57084378
ffs yung lean
have no posters in my room
am i dead inside
>>57083994
what does that mean
>>57084030
ok
>>57084042
she is a bit t*rk looking
but still would
>>57084051
might do this
Watching the world at war box set lads xxx
>>57084444
know someone's dad who is an ex-rally driver and ex-olympic diver
>>57084444
rally is fucking insane
literally 325 times better than any other motorsport
>>57084378
white guy's first ''''punch'' is still hilarious
need a blue dancing in the background gf to be h
>>57084495
had knew a dad's mate who was an ex-olympic driver and an ex-rally diver
>>57083636
Are you serious? She's pretty chubby.
>>57084444
>listen to my calls sammy!
>>57084528
those gloves are distracting
>Milner
>Jagielka
>Walcott
>Lallana
>Stones
>Walker
>Sturridge
All awful.
>>57084528
I guess it's impressive if you're 12 and/or a man of Pakistani descent
>>57084570
i don't get it
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/166-W-Wesley-Rd-NW_Atlanta_GA_30305_M62619-87150?ex=GA613033394#photo0
>buy this excellent home and spend close to $3m on escorts and cocaine to sniff off it's beautiful marble countertops? Psshhhh I'd rather blow that money on a cramped flat in London.
>>57083942
i thought the nazis took out most of her kids there
>>57084528
Cool but completely useless.
>>57084570
what a bloody racist!
>>57084570
putin staring at hamiltons haur
>>57084604
>live in the middle of nowhere or the objectively best city in the world
I'm a veteran letter arranger
Never been on letterman,
but im still stacking plenty green paper
Hotter than a kettle man
I whistle when i spit
>Reading a diet book
>It says that tap water is bad because it's been recycled a bunch of times, been through other people's bodies and picked up toxins and chemicals etc.
Here's a newsflash EVERY SINGLE DROP OF WATER ON EARTH IS RECYCLED.
It just goes round and round the water cycle and never stops, water is never created or destroyed just changes forms.
>post yfw it's not coming home
>>57084604
how many blacks live in atlanta lad
>>57084528
Illegal
Also no body modification to cars look good except maybe a spoiler
>Nucleus not selling weapons anymore
Don't need something fancy, I can keep it simply, 1 shot to take them down then take my time with the headshot
Looking at 2 essential targets, likely 4 more collateral damage
Handgun won't be good enough for the final stage of just boosting my score and grabbing the headline but I could get that one big name
>>57084562
I dislike the negativity I'm sensing from this post.
>pretty chubby
she's a skinny little bimbo, nothing like a real woman
>>57084721
maybe but it does calcify your pineal gland
>>57084604
I've come to realise that the more irrelevant the city the dwelling is located, the larger the house for the money
Thinking about oneitis again
>>57084669
>middle of nowhere
m8 that's in the highway ring of the city
Probably 10 minutes or less from downtown without a paki in sight
>>57084528
is he playing gta5
>>57084721
>drinking tap water
fluoridated pineal confirmed
>>57084802
>m8 that's in the highway ring of the city
But the city in question is fucking Atlanta. who cares
>>57084802
>coon central
>>57084802
But 1 in every 3 people is black
>>57084834
Best believe they party in Atlanta
it borders Florida for fucks sake
>>57084855
>>57084865
and ALL of them live in ghettos far away from the 5 million dollar mansions
>tfw no nepotism for me
what are the maps peoples opinions of google earth 3d
>>57084896
I made this webm
webm festival
LMAO CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
>>57084896
>those symbols in the corner
Who is this from? Doesn't look like ISIS
>>57084294
britain is literally 2% black whilst america is only 60% white kek
>>57084950
i made it, check the archives 6 months ago
>>57084939
haha
t. never had a job without some form of nepotism
>>57084896
>posting my webm
nice
>>57084896
made this webm 7 months ago
Hey, OP...disregard the brown-noser or McDonalds jokes. Kudos for taking pride in your work and the quality of services you provide for customers (especially the ones that they can't see). That will take you a long way in life.
>beat the world champions
>get banged by a team of dutch plumbers
Slag shrimp is pregnant again
>>57084959
>catch 2 game balls
>give 1 to the nearest cute blonde
that kids goin places
W E W
E
W
FIRST LISTEN
>>57084802
>Roswell
Too many ayy lmaos
>>57084939
Same here mate
Hate it desu
>>57084984
Islamic Front tunnel bomb under some sort of SAA base
>not keeping up with the war
>>57084896
>yourmumfoofing.webm
>>57084984
its one of the other many jihadi groups in syria, i used to know their name when i was actively following the whole syria thing but cant remember it now that i stopped giving a shit. basically just more jihadi animals.
>tfw have much better webms than what this lad is posting
>they all have sound and i cant be bothered to link them
>>57085070
Shrimplad :DDD
Can you force her to abort?
Got a gf
Got a house
Got a car
Got a grand in the bank
Still not happy
where did all the english chavs go?
is football not coming home?
atlanta metropolitan area has 1.7 million blacks
the entire UK has 1.9 million
>>57084187
I don't
>>57085150
>let me just squeeze my own excrement out of my sports bra on camera
Still don't like her 2bh. She's way too cocky and not as easy on the eyes as everyone acts like she is.
>>57085129
>that didn't explode on my warm soft testicles
>>57085153
A grand don't come for free
>>57085055
The ref was an ABE Spanish cunt, dodgy penalty decision and the second goal was clearly a foul on Jagielka
>>57082063
>Argentina will arise victorious
>>57082356
Falklands has Oil, and besides every bit of land is worth fighting for! if we didn't have that view, we wouldn't have had an empire. Hope we can kill some Argies again. And letting another country take overseas territories or giving them up, is a statement that you are incapable of defending yourself and an embarrassment. Hope we go to war with Argenshit if they start anything.
>>57082473
Dining room????
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
fuck off janny
guess who's back
janny's back
SHE'S HERE
>page 10
he's fucking lost his marbles
>page 10
JANITOR
should have guessed that yank spaz made a super early thread
