Not blowing €5m in London edition
crayon pop
cara
IU
>>57081917
Virginia sucks.
>>57081984
FOY
Seer from /x/ here
>in following months war will break out between the UK/UN vs Argentina over Falklands
>Massive casualties on both sides
>Argentina will arise victorious and claims to the Malvinas will be given to them.
>Do not part take in this war under any british banner
>Fate must unfold
KILL YOURSELVES FUCKING SCUMBAGS
>>57081984
not as much as your mum lol
>at beach
>see this bloke
>he asks "could you apply some sun lotion to my back pls m8"
Are you kind enough to do it?
>Argentina will arise victorious
>>57082063
Do the Brits go to war without us?
Don't think we've returned the favor if they have.
karen
>>57081917
>€5m
>€
what's this symbol I do not know it
>>57082057
You trying to fit in here makes me cringe.
@57082008
pedo yank nonce
>>57082142
Yes.
Asuka.
>>57082008
looks a bit spastic
>>57082223
what is this from
>>57081969
howd that fire go lad? hope it's helped you renounce your assumed faith
>>57082192
I also do not know it
We use the universal currency here $$$$$$
>>57082197
ssssshh bb just let it happen
>>57082245
it actually happened in my city, I could smell it kilometers away.
>>57082240
is malta still commonwealth? u guys got rid of the queen or somethin?
>Piers Morgan now supports Trump
i've seen it all
>>57082328
we were like nah
>>57082240
Tang TV.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459275678006.webm
Polish Nigel Farage triggering the EU government
are the falklands worth fighting for, /brit/? surely this is political posturing by the UN(EU). you can't let them bully you like this
>>57082228
there's a video of her cutting herself while listening to Linkin Park on YouTube. She's a next level memer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_career_of_Muhammad
Hmm...
how many lions on the shirt again??
>>57082323
harsh man. i fell asleep before they collapsed (if they did) so did they collapse? the videos looked intense
remind the name of the city as well, 2lazy2google
Will not shaving help with my acne?
>>57082393
three iirc
>>57082348
>>57082406
protip: shave off the acne
>>57082406
shave your cock and balls it boosts confidence and feels nice
>>57082343
hmmm
might have to be like nah to your application for temporary /brit/ residency then
>>57082342
no he doesn't you prick
will literally fucking enlist if the argies invade the falklands again
did a map/floor plan of my house
proportions are a bit off but its ok
gonna do it in more detail now but will not share the final image on 4chan
>>57082378
wow shes drunk as fuck
>>57082342
you haven't seen my willy
>>57082406
>Grow a beard
>Shave it off
>Face is absolutely fucking destroyed with acne and breaks out like hives
Don't do it lad.
>>57082473
doxxed
>>57082457
>feels nice
lol
>>57082478
she has cerebral palsy, asshole.
>>57082473
thats a big house
had my anal beads in all day lads
>>57082473
>4 bedrooms
>conservatory
FOB
>>57082473
what do the lines mean
>>>/sp/66459639
interesting turn of events
>>57082406
No lad
not sure if its the shaving or my shaving cream but it really helps with acne
>>57082502
read above, but its probably different for different people
>>57082402
They started cleaning up and they didn't "collapse", just burned from what I know.
http://www.thenational.ae/uae/cleanup-begins-at-scene-of-ajman-towers-blaze
>>57082473
>did a map/floor plan of my house
for what purpose? or is this an autism escapade
>british people say ass on twitter
It's happening lads. AmericaniZation is occurring. Next thing you know you'll be calling pounds quid
Imagine a world without Jews or Pakis lads
>>57082546
>asshole
fuck off yank
Rule Britannia.
>>57082564
*yanks them out*
(bonus hidden message for the americans itt)
>>57082473
Massive windows
>>57082610
and niggers
>>57082610
I can just go for a walk in my town square and it's exactly like that
>>57082620
2 ez
rosy got drunk last night and posted a very lewd photo of her arse lads
>>57082473
>conservatory
FOB FOB FOB FOB FOB
>hallway
FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/4500-Newcomer-Ln_Harrisonburg_VA_22801_M66241-63195?ex=VA601428118#photo0
>elegant new hilltop estate near a college town stocked with barely legal 10/10 qt's to invite to my swimming pool? Nah, I'll blow twice as much to live next to Abdul Mohammed and his 31 obnoxious children in London.
>>57082635
free country m8 i can shitpost where i want
>>57082610
enjoy polio lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG85a1mKO2A
>>57082564
thinking of sticking a finger up my bum the next time i have a drunk shower desu
>>57082657
>post photos daily of your arse and tits on a public forum
>act shocked and enraged when the photos circulate to another public forum
grew up in a house with 2 kitchens, 7 beds, 5baths, 4 living rooms, and 1 small and 1 massive dining room
northern povvos plz leave
>>57082676
alright these are all dogshit now, or you just have awful taste
the OP pic is the only good one
>yanks literally sell real butter as 'European style butter'
Dirty huns knocked the electric out of the area for 4 hours lads. Joke's on them though, because they missed the Easter Rising commemoration they were aiming for and I ended up spending 4 hours playing Monopoly and Snakes and Ladders and Twister with a 9/10 qt.
>>57082657
waiting until the point where these girls are posting spread open fanny pics on twitter every night
>>57082505
uh oh
>>57082561
its small compared to my billionaire friends
>>57082578
this is standard in the south, poorthener
>>57082594
oh you
>>57082607
a mixture of boredom and autism
>>57082638
yeh innit
>>57082671
haha what else do i call the hallway
cant think of another word
what's rosy's twitter handle
drives me round the bend when i search her name and nothing comes up
banned from /sp/ lmao
pineal gland status: BANGED
>>57082748
@rosyrutherford
>>57082657
going to post the pic or giz us a link or what lad?
>>57082759
u da slagposter?
>>57082678
?
Read between the lines. It says "you're sexy"
>>57082727
You just like that one for the slave quarters m8 don't lie
>>57082746
corridor you yank melt
>>57082705
get it nice and soapy
>>57082783
i love you too
Once had a literal millionaire mate in primary school
Really nice having rich friends
>>57082826
who the fuck rests their chin on their hands without also resting their elbows on a table? what utter spastic autist made this image?
>>57082746
I'm in the North and my house has 4 bedrooms 2bqfh
https://twitter.com/taygogo/status/714875127658205184
>The goal of socialism = destruction of the state
ah yes very impressive
would any lads object to me posting more girls in catsuits
had pretty good reaction last time earlier but the normies will be home now
>>57082823
Soap is very bad lube don't do this
>>57082823
really? that sounds right in my head shoving a load of chemicals up my bum hole
sounds like it could sting
Omo
>>57082875
frogs don't have elbows, only toads do
>>57082858
FOBA
(Fuck Off Billionaire by Association)
>>57082801
good lad
I realised it was you when you posted that 15 year old again you cheeky nonce haha
>>57082875
I did
>>57082826
(*´ω｀*)
>>57082935
literally in love with 7
>>57082935
2muchlegs
>>57082923
*doesn't sound
Poleaboo really hates Jamie Vardy
He's a less than mediocre player who has gotten a bit lucky
>his parents house didn't have a conservatory
literal human scum
>>57082935
7 5 2 4 not arsed about the rest
>>57082893
>>57082923
>>57082945
might have to put a football in every picture now
>>57082980
you really hate yourself more than anyone else
Alright, found the rug lads
https://www.heals.com/memo-rust-rug-170-x-240cm.html
>>57083024
delet this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LbIcbgLwY0
come join in my friends
>>57082980
think you're chatting shit poleaboo
and thus are getting banged
>>57083024
well i should i or not (use soap)
>cat is so fucking heavy, the ground shakes when she runs
either my house is shit or this cat is obese
what do you lads do for lunch in work every day? getting bored of meal deals and that ilk
england btfo
oopsy daisy i murked you again
got jamal in the palm of my hand
stop now baby, i'll understand
cos all i do is murk you
CHAT
>>57083090
my ankle on the left
>>57083065
>RSB aren't livestreaming it
>only 1200 viewers
is this the end of trump
>>57082992
we didn't have a conservatory because the land the development was built on has been known to be unstable, so they got something that's like a cross between an extension and conservatory
>>57083090
my ideal type right here
>>57083082
n-no era
>stones
-------------------Forster
Clyne---Smalling---Cahill---Rose
------Drinkwater-Dier-Barkley
----------------------Alli
--------------Vardy----Kane
Reminder the powers at be will never let this happen.
doing a self evaluation
Feel as though I have to use an Amazon Rainforest's worth of toilet roll to clean my are
Wipes are a godsend
left or right
>>57083073
when my cat jumps down from a window sill it sound like there's a herd of elephants upstairs haha
>>57083141
you're perfect in my eyes :3
just wanked to sissy hypno
swallowed my cum like a good lad
>banned on /sp/ for Vardyposting
fug
>>57082473
Alri literal billionaire, can see your house from here.
>>57083177
L E F T
Doing an argument with a girl lads. Fuck sake. How do the normies do this shite all the time?
>>57083067
If you're shoving a finger up there and wiggling it about, it's fine.
>>57083177
Always right.
>>57083177
right
>>57083208
Got banned the other day for something similar /sp/ jannies and mods have destroyed that board.
>>57082473
Got a similar sized house but I live in a shithole near Manchester
>>57083208
hes being a bit no fun allowed
>>57083177
left pls
need those thighs around my neck
>>57083208
hopefully you'll get banned here
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/2922-Andrews-Dr-NW_Atlanta_GA_30305_M65841-66842?ex=GA613071514#photo0
>Large mansion on Georgia built on historic land? No thanks, I think I'll spend the same money on that London townhouse that used to be a McDonalds.
>>57083202
nice x
>>57083177
chebasaurus on the left desu
Benefits by the sea lads
>>57083264
Wouldn't be surprised. Which is why I haven't reset the router yet.
>>57083177
right those lips were meant to suck cocks
anyone want to be mates
>>57083271
Georg-what?
Never heard of it
>A jealous man beheaded the mother of his two children in an act of "pure hatred", the Old Bailey heard.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-35919358
Gee, I wonder which race or culture could be behind this disgusting act?
Spoiler: It's fucking white people again
Wonder if he'll get a life sentence like a black or Muslim would?
>>57082935
7, 5, 2, 3, 4
disgusting paki and jewnose
who is in >>>/tv/67604344
>>57083330
Think it got invaded by russia desu
>>57083340
lol
>chat shit get kicked
>>57083177
Left has more flattering tits
>>57083344
2,3,4,7
who wants a bumming?
>it's another ignore the catposting yank episode
>>57083430
eurgh, you gay or something?
>>57083430
I do. Mtf here
>>57083430
*submits application*
>>57083430
*gapes arsehole*
go on then
>>57083464
this used to be my gimmick, so it's nice to see a fellow gimmick patrician x
>>57083464
you didn't even post
>>57083464
I won't ignore you but I will try to marry you
>>57083494
don't recall seeing this episode
>>57082935
Hate it when pakis try to fit in with White girls
>>57083271
How can I find houses over a broad area
Its asking me for a specific city, county, whatever
isn't it funny, all the coffee
what's with all the coffee
>>57083541
Hate when pakis try to fit in white girls
(rotherham reference)
>>57083541
She's the second or third most qt one
The rest of the white girls are mingers
what is this style called?
I think we can all agree that pikeys are the absolute fucking worst """""people""""" in this country
TRUMP'S PLANE IS LANDING
HIS PLANE IS LANDING
I'M WATCHING HIS PLANE LAND AT THE AIRPORT
>>57083494
Much more beautiful than the skeletal barbie the show actually uses. Nothing healthier than forcing unattainable beauty standards on society, I don't think.
>>57083596
The Big Guy
>>57083606
nope that would be muslims my man
>>57083575
don't know what half of those things are
tinder date tomorrow lads
help me not screw it up
Homicide is glorified on my side of town
So. I have done a lot of crazy stuff, but nothing that compares to this for sheer perversion. I saw an ad on the Chicago Reader site - the online adult personals. A woman, hispanic, who wanted a man to impregnate her. Her husband was mostly sterile (poor quality sperm) and she desperately wanted children. I thought it was a joke, but... there was an audio recording from her attached that sounded real. And so I replied. And she wrote back. And we talked on the phone. Fast forward - we meet in a bar. She's a cute 30 year old - petite, pretty nice body too. Up to now, I figure this is all about some kinky role-playing, and I am very down. But she seems quite serious about checking me out. Wants to know my SAT scores. Insists that I promise to meet her every month at the height of her cycle until she gets pregnant. I must swear I will never try to track her down. And the sex ends as soon as she gets a positive pregnancy test.
I'm starting to freak out. And get turned on. So turned on. We make a date for several days later. We meet at the Hard Rock Hotel, both produce our STD test results, and it is ON! And it is hot... kinky, mind-blowing, hair pulling sex. 4 times. She has a somewhat shallow vagina, and I have a long enough cock that it can really bang into her cervix. Which she doesn't like. So I finish up by pushing her face down into the bed and ramming her as hard as possible. She's in pain, and she's also cumming. I tell her she's a whore, she's a cheat, her husband is not a man... I'm so deep when I cum that she screams and tries to pull away.
That was the only time we had sex. A few weeks later I got a message through the web site we met on. "Positive. Wish me luck."
That was about six years ago. I often wonder..
>>57083596
“if I wear baggy clothes maybe people won't notice"-core
>>57083596
wait is that sargon of akkad?
>>57083621
what airport lad xxx
>tfw started saying "ahh yes very impressive" IRL
>>57083555
I'm having the same problem
Think it's just a flaw in the website, they expect people that know what area they want as opposed to just browsing.
>>57083376
Ironically enough, Georgia the state is probably bigger than Georgia the country. Go figure.
>in college
>have to do some stupid shit in pairs
>it's me and a qt in a pair
>were stood together reading the paper
>were stood extremely close
>my head was practically touching her head
>she didn't move away from me
>she kept cutely giggling when I said stuff
That's literally the closest I've ever physically been to a girl in about a year lads. It felt pretty good.
>>57083590
Rasheed
>>57083669
>six years
is this an elaborate kev joke?
>>57083681
You know what I think it might be
>>57083691
youtube international
>>57083681
He wishes
when will Germans stop being autistic so I can waste more time
>>57083658
get a grindr date 2bh
>>57083719
ah yes very nice
>>57083735
shitty glaive prototypes
>>57083710
>>57083590
Lolno paki, she is by far the worst. Even 1 is better. Pakis are fugly by default.
Go back to pakistan
Literally seething with rage at some of Woy's choices desu lads.
>>57083809
Here lads guess what
>>57083621
lad, he takes about 2 hours from when he lands unless the rally is in a hangar
RSB will start broadcasting the WI rally in about half an hour, you're wasting time
>>57083596
Infantile-obese-yank-core
Mark my words, SS17 this will be all the rage.
>>57083797
as someone who's exclusively attrcted to mid-size lizards I agree
>>57083879
w-what?
what do i message german girls to let them put my willy in them
>>57083894
black people are something else
>>57083880
i'm still excited. i have nothing else to do
Why are brits so obsessed with america?
Why does he wear the mask?
>>57083903
Good guess
>>57083942
na süse wie gehts
lads please respond to me thanks xxx
>>57082891
>>57083250
They delete on-topic threads too. It's a fucking tragedy seeing the board nowadays.
>>57083894
security guy is a bit of a nob end
>>57083976
why is you're mum so obsessed with my dick
>>57083894
what the hell is going on?
>>57083942
naoise to meet you
tell me your fantasy /brit/
>>57083976
If there were no yanks in our general I don't think we'd ever mention them
>>57083942
Suri is a paki name lad get out of there
>>57083942
hallo ich bin afrikaner
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/4197-Sentinel-Post-Rd-NW_Atlanta_GA_30327_M67345-83163?ex=GA613077334#photo0
>undercover mansion with neat porch and a large pool? No thanks, I think I'll broadcast my poor decision making skills to the world by buying a tiny house in London at almost 3 times the cost.
>>57083992
ayyy
>>57084038
i mean irl. fuck 4chan.
>>57084072
no, fuck you
>Grass
>Tastes like lemons
How does this witchcraft work?
>>57084036
get dominated by a girl with blue eyes, black hair and nice boobies with her riding on top of me choking me and degrading me verbally (maybe a couple of slaps too) and then when we both orgasm together we cuddle and say how much we love each other and fall asleep
New ios update lads
>>57084097
Stopped watching 30 seconds in
>>57084097
why does he wear the mask?
alri lads
did the front and back garden as well
>>57084036
Give everyone in this thread a hug and a kiss
>>57084036
building a theme park with high things to jump into a pool and keep it private/social (if i buy friends)
>>57084066
Atlan-who? What the fuck is GA?
>>57084036
i just want a slightly chubby warm girl to use as a pillow every night
>>57084145
Can see you stood on your balcony surrounded by butlers mate.
