/brit/
You are currently reading a thread in /int/ - International
highlands edition
>>57088850
why is she so ugly bros?
this is just outright persecution
>>57088863
filthy french genetics
maisie
janny are you ok
lads
Visual Novels
>>57088863
>bros
FOY
Women's football is shit double shit with a 99 flake in it
wh- why
>>57088884
are you ok janny
are you comfortable in your shoal?
Cara is so ugly but i want to fuck her so bad WTF is wrong with me
prince janny
you're kind but you're not simple
>fat italian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-n-ibA66h8
why did the last thread get deleted?
>>57088888
Wew
>the city of the janny
>>57088941
probably deleted all the posts from that yank spaz making all the threads
posting megumin qt3.14
if you havent done your utmost best to convince your entire family and social circle to vote out of the EU then you are literally a traitor to the european people
>>57088888
Thank you for putting this dirty arab >>57088885
back on his place.
>finish work
>get a call from my brother
>asks if I want to meet him for a beer
>go home, change, walk to the pub
>there is a woman there
>I haven't seen her since we were in our last year of high school
>we went to the maturaball together
>she was my first love
>the most popular girl in my village
>the most beautiful girl at school
>I felt like the most inportant man in the world going out with her, even though I was a teenage boy who was lovesick
>everyone talked about when we would get married
>since I did my conscription I haven't seen her
>that was 18 years ago
>we went to different universities and lived in other countries
>my life if I was with her flashes before my eyes
>all the things we would have done
>instead I am married to an idiot
>I talk to her
>she is the same as the girl I fell in love with
>I tell her it was nice to see her
>it ruined me
What happened to the other thread?
Was just about to share some of my insight on the human condition aswell
I guess you'll have to go without
>>57088991
Reported to Scotland Yard.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t0Bp76ghXY
Hope someone takes their shirt off at my funeral.
business idea; super(You)s like superlikes on tinder
you get one every 24 hours
only available for British flags
>>57088888
let's get fucking smashed tonight, yea?
Just watched the new Star Wars, don't know why /tv/ spergs out over it, it's pretty good.
let it go, let it go
I am one with the memes and lads
>>57089051
lewd
is it possible to not have a funeral after you die?
>>57089108
because of that CULTURAL marxist JJ ABRAMS and his ANTI-WHITE agenda
rare marmolades
>>57089051
pls be in stanley, the falkland islands
>>57089143
yeah
have no family or friends
think you might be in luck
>>57089143
Yeah. Just say so in your will.
>>57089160
bitter orange>cherry>strawberry
hersheys has their own mini eggs knockoff
theyre considerably worse than real mini eggs
i did the math(s) and decided that this is why yanks are upset all the time
im so uneducated i barely know more than a first grader
>>57089051
Lads I've consumed about 3,967 calories today and done no exercise. How fucked am I?
>>57089206
foy
>>57089199
I completely agree. Frank Cooper's coarse cut oxford style to be precise.
http://i.imgur.com/nrEK4vo.gifv
good banter
>>57089190
>>57089192
What do they do with your body though?
>>57089250
its over
>>57089143
just say in your will you don't want one.
people will do whatever you want them to do when you die. if you said "I want my body tossed in the garbage", people would try to make it happen.
>>57089148
Honestly can't tell if this is ironic autism or the real thing.
>tfw will never be a senior in highschool bumping this in my old truck on the way to my college gf's dorm again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJnL4RkmVj0
absolutely convinced I've lived the best parts of my life already 2bh
Just waiting around to knock some skank up and see my child come into the world, then I'm o-u-t out
My TV crush
>>57089317
xyse
Currently got a very nice shaved willy.
just found out im gay lads
>>57089338
post pics
Is it true that in the UK the women ask out the men in most cases?
>>57089338
havent had the time but miss the shorn look
>>57089366
could've told you that ages ago
>>57089378
True for me
Willy is completely out of fucking control lads.
>>57089378
yeah, mostly canadian women begging for the english knob
>>57089143
why would you want that?
>>57089366
post pics
>>57089313
Too many people think of high school as their best years and it depresses me tbhonest.
>>57089378
yeah the missus proposed exactly a month ago today
>>57089405
font
>>57088850
this 2bh
>>57089406
post pics
>>57089410
I am so triggered right now.
>>57089413
me and my bf. just asked him out :3
just been diagnosed as gay lads
on pills now for it
had a rather melancholy walk in the cemetery in the rain
>>57089466
JUST
Doing a bed night lads
>>57089466
You make a lovely couple, hope you have a long and happy relationship x
>>57089397
is that the new mortal kombat villain
>40oz Olde English 800 is 736 calories
Never eating again lads, it's been decided
>>57089416
my metabolism was on point, my body was on point, my game was on point, and I was wealthy enough to attract women of my age group. Smashed qts, had a great time, think it's over now.
>>57089467
Get well soon mate, mental illness is no joke
>>57089481
fuck off benzo-head
>>57089481
i like old cemeteries
>>57089481
you mean graveyard you fucking yank
>>57089060
I am arranging for everyone to be spiked with LSD at mine
>>57089462
Bit gay mate.
>>57089491
night x
>>57089481
meet any rape-ghosts?
>>57089397
How can they confidently state they were a turtle, tree or river nymph (?) in their previous lives
Calling bull shit on that one
>>57089518
feisty x
just how i like em ;')
have never been to canarf wharf tbH
>>57089430
the hell is font? Ithought you people spoke english.
>>57089481
did you remember to masturbate while there?
>>57089533
nah
>>57089565
it's shit
>>57089533
he is actually gay tho
gay as heck
>>57089565
Went there on a bike at 4am in the pissing rain once was good banter.
>>57089571
FONC
>>57089412
I never said i wanted it, i'm just curious is all
>>57089585
why
Doing a late night Tiocfaidh ár lá with some chucky music tbqh lads.
I am going to London because work next friday.
What can you do there at night time if you assume one has to be ready to meet people on the morning? Is there pubs in city center where one can meet local alchoholics and spend time with them or are they located outside the central.
>>57089622
just a bunch of shitty buildings and BANKERS
I guess you could say I'm going on a liquid diet...
>>57089675
big buildings are nice
>>57089668
ummmm.........okay sweetie :) x
>>57089668
what do you work as? billionaire banker?
Reading about general dogmeat from the warlord period in China.
>During one of his campaigns, he publicly announced he would win the battle or come home in his coffin. When his troops were forced back he was true to his word - he was paraded through the streets, sitting in his coffin, and smoking a large cigar.
business idea; kissing
maybe just a peck on the cheek
and possibly a kiss on the lips
then we could wrestle our tongues into the night
>>57089668
get stabbed
>>57089668
why go to london for work when you could go to bumfuck nowhere in virginia for half the price?
>>57089668
food for thought: i had a chicken curry in the helsinki train station
make me laugh and I will post a 10/10 slags OC
>>57089700
>tfw unironically agree with the BANKERS BONUSES woman after watching The Big Short
>>57089668
Never been but I assume central london pubs are busy, posh and expensive with no alcoholics
take this advice with a grain of salt though
would stay a bit longer if i could but have to go back what with the essays and that
>>57089746
was it nice?
>>57089753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHc288IPFzk
Watching a vicky vette porn
>could ONLY consume 3 40's of OE a day and stay below my calorie goal
I'm about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlvLUcaRdGI
alcoholic anorexia begins NOW
>>57089753
>>57089796
*visits sundaysport.com*
>>57089774
Lanker the wanker.
Stupid dog
>>57089601
is this arabic? are there any english left?
>>57089795
>not eating any protein or fats
>no micronutrients
this will end well
>tv show about welsh povvos
>some women on bennies and is getting threatening bailiff letters
>gets a loan
>hires a hot tub for 3 days
fucking mongs i swear
>>57089784
I had already seen it so I didn't laugh
>>57089796
I am not into sports, sorry
turns out the hijacker had been cucked and was trying to win his wife back
>>57089835
>>57089835
you realise the producers probably bought it for her
>>57089378
They earn all the money, so sure. How m I going to afford when I'm at home cleaning and raising her son?
the step sons mum won't speak to me lads, might hijack a plane
The media is the real enemy
>>57089833
Nah that's for the bulking phase after I walk out of rehab looking straight outta Auschwitz
>>57089865
was said on the show that she celebrated getting a loan by hiring a hot tub
>>57089753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cyx6nWdFas
sons black bf just married my wife
Off to the pub lads to watch the USA (get the win)
>>57089835
Politicians get in trouble if they even go near the obvious truth, which is that poor people are poor because of their shitty culture and poor life decisions. The narrative is that the bankers bonuses the eton tories are oppressing the poor not that the poor willingly spend every penny on a sky subscription, nike shoes, ladbrokes kebabs fags bingo and special brew
>>57089889
>media goes mute
lol this story order, not mute though
>>57089889
The media IS the enemy
I've finally awoken
Who cares to join me?
>>57089899
>obnoxious guy laughing at shitty jokes instead of an obnoxious crowd laughing at shitty jokes
why should I laugh at that?
>>57089889
>arman khan
but christians were bombed
>>57089964
Nothing wrong with that. massacres happen in pakistan all the time, it's a violent failed state. Might as well report snow in siberia.
wake up sheeple
>tfw got woke and stayed woke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fehLYL4CCs
post nasheeds
>>57090008
or a crime wave in Gotham
still a bit sore that the janitor deleted my thread earlier
how long does it take for this trauma to wear off?
Terrorism has no religion
>>57089967
saoirse more like sowarse
Don't understand the need for food anyway
Beer fills you up nicely and reduces overall daily stress anyway
Arse??!?!?!
>>57090030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khTw53g5Xmk
>>57090060
ah would you look at that theyre all in muslim majority countries or countries with problems with muslim extremism
>Politicians get in trouble if they even go near the obvious truth, which is that poor people are poor because of their shitty culture and poor life decisions. The narrative is that the bankers bonuses the eton tories are oppressing the poor not that the poor willingly spend every penny on a sky subscription, nike shoes, ladbrokes kebabs fags bingo and special brew
rate the new specs lads
i'm very sad that irish lad didn't find my duck army funny
Wife is out and the wife's son is going absolutely bonkers. Not sure what to do.
ok, maybe /deutsch/ will make me laugh instead
>>57090060
>all of them carried out by Muslims
>tfw woke and bae
>>57090039
never, it stays with you. i have actually developed ptsd from janny banning and deleting some of my thread back when i started browsing the chon
>>57090030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7haERqF_K8k
>>57090102
bit bulky m8, might look for a downsized set next time
>>57090102
He looks like a mouldy yorkshire pudding
hourly reminder it's better to swim with sharks than be a tiddly little wanker in a shoal.
>>57090102
what the fuck happened to this lad
>>57090131
Rasheed
>>57090060
Is this pic ironically Rorke or a pretty poor attempt at being anti-Rorke? I can't tell
>>57090102
EBIN
>>57090144
better to be king in a Barbarian camp than a commoner in Rome m8
>>57090129
woke means redpilled as an sjw
"Daddy where are you? Here, here and also there"
>>57090102
cute little button nose lad :)
Nothing ever goes right...
>>57090102
did your bf get them for you?
>>57090146
burn victim/acid attack
>>57090162
ironically rorke id wager
>>57090162
zero irony lad
>>57090060
wasnt the attack in pakistan carried by muslims against christians celebrating easter?
you know what, how many of the others were carried out by muslims too?
>>57090191
what's your point
HIGH
TEST
>Fuck the system, I don't want a job
>Gib welfare pls
>Gib healthcare pls
>Clean streest pls
Had this arguement with my weed guy yesterday, he got so angry I need to find someone else to buy from now
>>57090252
COAL
BURNER
looks like ill be hearing back on masters before end of the so-called "holiday"
>>57090182
that's not at all my point.
>>57090192
this is a play on that song by the french guy
pretty sad song too
>>57090252
WEW
>>57090192
WEW lad
literally the only things going through the normals heads lads
>>57090252
>tfw no Jaye Rose gf
>tfw she never did an anal or decent deepthroat scene
Struggles we're all gonna have to take to the grave with us lads ;_;
>>57090270
its the exact opposite of it actually
being a little fish in a big sea with lots of sharks is really shit basically
>>57089897
this is set in my home town lmao
>going to uni to get a degree
>Not going to delay real life
Literal plebs
boys focus on me focus on my boys boys focus on me
>>57090252
wonder if she covers her stretch marks with makeup or not?
>>57090255
never make enemies over pointless bullshit like politics
>>57090342
cowardly degenerate
all I do is win win win win win
>>57090299
did you honestly make this?
you must be an absolute mong
just realized that irish lad wasn't actually irish but a fascist italian masquerading as an irish lad
i feel rused
>>57090255
>expecting the weedman to be smart
if they were smart they'd be selling blow or dope 2bh
>>57090315
>not going for both
Me and the gf.
>>57090364
t. normallow
>>57090314
Fucking hell mate bet it's grim there.
>>57090326
*stops talking with the other lads and stares at you from across the room with deep, wise eyes*
you got my attention
>>57090357
>LET ME TELL YOU ALL MY OPINIONS ON THIS MATTER
dont know whether to try and add ones for towns; it might be going a bit overboard
methinks ill consider it, see how these others go first
>>57090288
Papa où t'es means dad where are you.
Sooo the cover is meant as a Belgian son asking where his dad is after he was blown up, obviously in reference to the recent events in Brussels.
But considering how stromaes dad actually died, could be in bad taste. But it is their free speach to say it. In addition it could be seen in a much larger sense. Stromae ended up as a Belgian because his father wanted his family away from his native rawanda due to violence. Where should people move their families if Europe becomes too violent.
Perhaps there will be more Europeans coming to Canada, USA, and Australia
>>57090396
Pls lad, i'm on no fap
Doing a bong lads
>>57090448
reddit flags?
had a very sad wank
>>57090342
It was worth it to make him look like a dick in front of his girlfriend, who said I was right at the time. She works. Hopefully it pushed her a bit closer to leaving him. I have other people I can buy weed from anyway, and why shouldn't I speak out against things I have a moral objection to?
>>57090461
we're full sorry mate
>A woman killed in Tuesday’s bombing in Brussels had warned four months earlier that demonizing Muslims would help drive recruitment of extremists.
>Sascha Pinczowski posted on Facebook after the November Paris attacks that “Ignorant spreading of anti-Muslim sentiment and propaganda does nothing but benefit ISIS.”
>The 26-year-old Pinczowski was a Dutch national living in New York. She and her brother, Alexander, were among those killed in Brussels.
>Pinczowski’s Nov. 16 Facebook post was reposted by her mother, Marjan Pinczowski Fasbender.
>The mother wrote that she wanted to share “this message of tolerance from our Dear Daughter Sascha.”
Reminder that not even death would slap lefties out of their conditioning
>>57090314
Fucking hell mate bet it's grim there.
Can get drunk every day for a total of $7.89 and stay ~300 calories below my daily limit if I don't eat lads
Sounds like a good deal to me.
>>57090471
>Nofap
Doesnt work. I didn't wank unit i was 16 and im just as miserable now as i was before.
>>57090461
Old World is for queers and grannies anyways
business idea: demolish St Pauls and build a mosuqe
>>57090406
yeh it is but there's a strange charm to it too
the mountains are nice :3
>>57090535
drink everclear
>>57090402
It's very poor quality
>>57090535
what are you drinking
>>57090480
>reddit flags
'no'
>>57090566
VERY tolerant
will invest shortly
How am ya pet? Just off to Toys am we
>>57090579
way more expensive and I'd have to drive to Tennessee to get the real stuff iirc
>>57090593
3 Olde English 800 40's like a hoodrat
reminder that spiritual enlightenment leads to allah pbuh
Post comfy Gifs or Webms!!!
>>57090543
I'm not really doing it for the bog standard reasons.
I have a gf but I'm not gonna see her for like 3 weeks. Just don't want to wank myself into oblivion like i normally do when i don't see her for a bit, that way i enjoy fucking her a lot more when i get round to seeing her and stay hard a lot longer
Plus being horny's quite nice
a litre of smirnoff costs £8 over here lads
we get ripped the fuck off
>>57090639
>>57090478
where are the naked boobies lol
>>57090617
RARE
>>57090639
victorian as fuck
>>57090543
no fap has a shelf life of a week before you should wank and rinse and repeat. I used to do it for rugby all the time. Saturday to saturday. jacked up for the game and then rinse and repeat Saturday night ;)
>>57090506
>high immigration rate than sweden
try telling your politicians youre full mate
do you reckon shoenice actually slams the bevvies he claims to?
Wouldnt that kill a man?
>>57090639
wouldn't mind living there to be honest
>>57090623
I thought you weren't allowed to draw the child rapist?
just imbibing a delightful glass of Johnnie Walker™
>>57090639
like this 2bh
might make another iced coffee
we'll see
Business idea: unbearable anxiety
Latest EU referendum polls from britain elects, looking good overall
the company that had leave ahead before belgium and then went back to remain after belgium now has leave ahead again
looks as though more and more "dont knows" are taking sides with each passing poll
1/3
did a bong lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EcOhfy9M3e
haha
