Porzingis edition
first for dubs
>>57062687
Is he the average in you shitholes?
good morning balkans
/balt/
Porzingis? More like godzingis lmoa
Hahahah pingas
>>57062721
Yes white people are the average in white countries, Mehmet.
>>57062721
homosexuals out
>>57062722
seppos out
>>57062752
He looks ugly you slavic subhuman.
>>57062568
Hope so, futures bleak t b h, doubt there'd be any civilisation left
>>57062775
go fuck off slavshit
banteris.
>>57062818
>He is white you infidel
Whats your point?
>>57062864
Slavs are ugly and I could fuck all your women.
>>57062918
says the slavic rape baby
>>57062972
My dad is Greek and mother Armenian. 0% slavshit
>>57062918
>I could fuck all your women.
It is objectively impossible.
>>57062818
>>57062856
>>57062918
Fuck off, cuck
Australia, where do I buy tickets for this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5j_EcmRvaI
>>57062998
Everything is possible with a 10€ note in your shitholes.
>>57062993
>My dad is Greek and mother Armenian.
If I don't get a girlfriend, a close friend, a proper hobby or an inspirational happening before the 31st of December 2016, I'm going to seriously start to contemplate suicide.
>>57063029
Do you have a problem with this slavshit?
>>57062993
>literally a mutt
>>57062856
>check the archive
>this faggot has been butthurt since 2015
rofl
>>57063024
Yeah but you simply don't have enough time in your life, nor enough sex drive to fuck tens of millions of women.
>>57063047
how much money do you have in bank?
What the hell happened from 2010 onwards. The degenerate porn just got worse to the point anons wanted to be traps or fuck traps, is it some ruse,are people that lonely they'd switch sides
>>57063047
Alex, stop.
>>57063086
Is just someone we bullied once? Or is this the famous german banter?
>>57063047
What are you gonna do to achieve any of those things?
>>57063061
>literally worse than a mut
How do I cultivate Estonians?
>>57063096
Your mother is enough for me.
>>57063106
Nah, he's [spoiler]Russian[/spoiler] diaspora
>>57063100
I'm a student who lives taxpayer subsidised benefit to taxpayer subsidised benefit.
>>57063110
Dunno.Maybe join an anime or sports club.
>>57063047
how many of you guys wouldn't be alive if it wasn't for family?
haha there's no way I'd consider that haha definitely not still around solely because it would crush my mom
>>57063047
>it's almost April already
good luck
>>57063168
My mother adores me for some silly reason. I don't know why, I'm worthless.
>>57063047
I feel the same man, except I know I won't go through with it instead I'd just decay slowly
>>57063119
Don't be so hard on yourself.
What's the cost of living like in Christchurch compared to Auckland and Wellington?
>>57063200
how old are you?
If you're under 25 you're still fine m8
>>57063216
What makes Lithuania so shitty that you kill yourself?
>>57063220
About tree fiddy. Also fuck off we're full.
>>57063234
22
>>57063238
Poles.
>>57063238
Your "banter". It's so shitty and and unbearable that we kill yourselves.
>>57063166
Explains it
Sid > Kranklis or whatever the fuck its named
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nztHSVvZUoU
Sorry lads, it's just the way it is
>>57063257
ah well you'll be alright
start exercising and stuff if you don't
>>57063238
Because it's a shit country
>>57063268
Lost to pic.
Nevermind.
BUST
>>57063297
The problem is one more major fuck up and I'm going to be 25+ with nothing to show for it and I'm terrified.
>>57063263
You are the same shit.
>>57063312
>there are people who think Lithuania is better than Greece
>>57063047
>start to contemplate suicide
Oh you think depression is your ally? You merely adopted the suicidal tendencies. I was born in it, molded by it.
>>57063342
I'd rather be a west slav than a greek desu senpai. At least they have some integrity.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
Thread theme
>>57063360
But you live in Finland, what reason could you possibly have to be depressed?
>>57063389
>m
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57063341
you seem to be on the right path m8 just keep it up
could be worse, I'm 25 and have no job, no friends, no car, no money, still in uni and horribly depressed
have to go beg my professors to let me turn work in late tomorrow because I'm behind in everything
>>57063387
Like when they sell their daughters to German tourists or clean toilets in UK?
>>57063389
Shit choons lads. Let me show you some of the good shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yivLt9cTaio
Leiśi kapēc jūs viņam atbildat?
>>57063435
>could be worse, I'm 25 and have no job, no friends, no car, no money, still in uni and horribly depressed
Literally me in three years mate.
>>57063396
Well at least I can drink in the sunlight soon.
>>57063396
Are you legit, Finns along with other north euros are the most depressed people in the world, most suicidal being Lithuanians
>>57063341
haha that'll be me in about 4 months haha
>>57063396
TW: Leafland flag
>>57063496
I know. It was a joke.
boutto do it lads youc ant stop me
>>57063545
Don't you talk to me or my son ever again
>>57063447
Or how your daughters are being fucked by mudshits
>>57063447
At least we don't sell our women to fuck for sandwich gayreek.
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/young-women-selling-sex-for-the-price-of-a-sandwich-in-greece-a6751061.html
>>57063457
Seal with the feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjuGCJJUGsg
Important stuff.
Is this accurate?
>tfw you'll never be a young adult in the 80s
https://youtu.be/X2LTL8KgKv8
>>57063656
Only Greeks can fuck my daughters ok?
>>57063661
A Greek sandwich is better than your whole L*thuanian cuisine.
>>57063723
hard to take climate change debates in USA seriously when the right thinks it's a hoax and the left thinks nuclear power and nuclear bombs are the same thing
>>57063750
Take a bunch of drugs an listen to vaporwave
nice temple latvia, PIE to the core
>>57063820
ty bby
>>57063809
Why vaporware what is it? Don't have connections to drugs and too scared to look around
>>57063820
>PIE to the core
Hell yea
>tfw mfw my face
>mfw
Are Estonians human like you or I?
>>57063930
it's weeaboo 80s babby's first meme le postmodern satire shit
>tfw short
>tfw I will never dwarf my female companions, the few who would lower themselves to my level
>tfw I will never loom over them during sex and grasping half way around their torso with a single hand
My brother is 6'1'' too, what did I do to get the shit end of the stick
>>57063542
>sun is coming out soon
aww yiss
>>57064014
Malnutrition????????
>>57064014
it's okay, you can always get a bf instead
>>57063746
100%
>>57064018
Got one for that too
>>57064074
I don't think so, I had the fortune of being born while my dad was still alive. Ate very well, much better than he ever did once we were only living off my mum's wage
>>57063950
Lol I know that tfw feel when
>>57063988
I thought so, still gonna check it out
>>57063988
>satire
>>57063930
Look it up on Google or if you have the attention span watch a video called "Vapourwave: A Brief History" on youtube.
>>57064133
I'm lanklet but still beta, height is only good if you fill in. Imagine looking like Napoleon Dynamite
>>57064014
Watch gay porn.
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>>57064301
I do lad
Started out just as an experiment years ago but now I kinda like it, not sure if I could do it myself but just watching the video feels pretty good.
Have you seen Batman vs Superman, lads? I'm waiting for Captain America: Civil war, desu
>>57064336
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>>57064420
>He's fallen for the superhero movie meme
Good, good.
>>57064468
What movies do you like then?
>>57064336
another happy customer
>>57064420
Ditto captain America one looks cooler, but I'll still see batman v superman just cos
>>57064336
Stop before you start romanticising being a trap sissy getting fucked by a big aggressive Bull
>watching superhero movies
>>57064549
Triumph of the Will, The Eternal Jew, The Rothschild.
tfw my armpit hair is so long i can make braid out of it
ban test
Miks Hesburger nii pask on, kuttid?
>>57064602
What do you watch then?
>>57064621
I really wanted pubic dreadlocks at one point in my life but I realized it would be too much of an inconvenience.
>>57064642
I drive
>>57064636
>>57064636
Yum. I'm eating tuna
>>57064642
Most adult movies. Action, drama, documentaries, etc..
Favourite movie is Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai.
I'm not that big on movies 2bh.
>>57064710
>adult movies
>>57064818
Yeah I didn't mean porn. I meant like movies made for adults.
>>57064861
serbian films?
>>57064909
Anything that isn't a cartoon, disney movie, stupid family comedy, or a superhero film. Maybe I missed some though.
>>57064642
I watch 80s Japanese cartoon films , beautiful stuff if I'm being honest
Also there's pretty much action
>>57064861
>movies made for adults
>t. oscarbait lover
alright chaps how was your easter?
>>57064909
I appreciate this articulate and subtle film related response, my patrician friend. Good post
>>57065144
I got guide dog drunk and king hit my uncle and now I'm no longer welcome in my families home
>>57065144
Pretty okay. 2 friends came back from abroad and we had a few drinks.
>>57065144
Got a box of favourites and ferrero rocher, not a bad haul. Spent the rest of the day at the beach with the family 'cause there was fuck all else to do
>>57065133
wait, so im not gay ?
niceee
>>57065144
we dont really celebrate easter here
>>57065396
Watch gay porn.
This post has been sponsored by Iceland™.
Easter? The family and I went church then dinner at home, followed by long night contemplating Jesus death
>>57065479
Why not?
>>57065531
i already do
but i'm not gay, wikihow can confirm that
>>57065479
Really
>>57065592
>>57065638
yes, its a fucking stupid tradition
>>57065479
I didn't even know that people celebrate Easter at all until Sunday.
just finished work lads, the night shift is comfy.
I like riding home through empty streets with music in my earphones and the breeze in my hair.
Then getting home, brewing a hot cuppa and shitposting some.
>>57065656
Easter in about spring solstice, celebrating the fact that days are now longer than nights.
>>57065217
clanger
>>57065772
me on the left
>>57065741
You mean you ride a bike to work? How far is your workplace from home?
>>57065825
around a 5 minute bike ride, I work at a restaurant
>>57065772
>some of the people on this website look like this
>>57065741
I love this too, not the working part but coming home from late classes . Winter season gets real comfy down here
>>57066057
wow haha
>>57065656
Degenerate
>>57065907
give me som free food you white dog
>>57066160
holy shit how easy it is to trigger christcucks, say 1 thing about your god and you chimp out like fucking mudslimes
>>57066057
Me in the upper right part
Winter solstice ? I've heard this a lot, but never knew what it was , unless the avatar episode with the dragon is a good explanation
NOICE
>>57066289
falls on my birthday m8
>>57066258
holy shit how easy it is to trigger gaytheists, say 1 thing about your taste in hats and you chimp out like fucking mudslimes
>>57066302
Dievs pastāv, jo es esmu dievs.
Hey guys I'm back, just saw the new Batman vs Superman movie
>>57066327
Just depends what atheist to be honest. I say let people believe in what they want to believe as long as it doesn't start breeding ignorance and/or hurting people
>>57066504
> as long as it doesn't start breeding ignorance and/or hurting people
That's most people's goal on 4chan.
>>57066182
eat it from the garbage bags out back you dog
>>57066322
That's not helpful
>>57066504
I'm of the same opinion, really.
>tfw you cum
yes
>>57066582
Nah most people in these threads are pretty cool, just some friendly /bant/er
>>57066634
Yeah, each to their own really. Fucking turks have to go around killing people and Christians have to go around breeding ignorance (for the most part) and ruin things for everyone
B
>>57066745
Protestants aren't Christian, btw.
>>57066289
when the night is the longest
>>57066805
All cut from the same tree
>>57067026
Sounds comfy
>be me
>get me'd
>>57067189
bravo
>>57067026
long nights get me on the heavy feels train
>>57066717
TRUTH
>>57067171
>be (You)
>get (You)'d
>>57067189
nooooooooooooo, you took mine last postttttt
>>57067189
>>57067141
Its comfy as fuck, dark around 15
>>57067215
I Should've made fun of the janny lol
He meant that in an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
Can someone get me in on the (you), janny and alex jokes pls? I feel left out for being a newfag
Fuck me lads r/4chan is such a shithole. On a totally unrelated note:
>>57067433
Lurk more freshcunt
>>57067433
Lurk, you'll figure it out eventually.
For starters though, (you) refers to the notification that you see in replies to your own posts.
>>57067433
Nice try, Alex the janitor.
>>57067509
>>57067510
>>57067531
Will lurking even help if noone explains it though, everyone uses them in such short/no context so it's impossible to get a read.
Thanks for the (you) tip
>>57067433
(You) means you give someone a reply, which adds a (You) next to their post number
janny is a nickname for Janvāris, a latvian god, known as a trickster god which gets himself into trouble a lot
alex is an anglicised version of Aukštėjas, the supreme god in lithuanian mythology
>>57067141
4 hours of daylight is not comfy at all
>>57067697
You're better off not knowing desu
>>57067697
aah, good old newfag days, i still remember lurking pol/int and not understanding any fucking memes or the culture we have here
>>57067697
I'm resigned to the fact that some memes I'll never get. You really need to be around for the creation of a meme to really understand it.
Context can generally reveal a meme in the same way that children learn new words based on context.
>>57067697
don't bother, knowing this garbage won't improve your live in any shape or form, in fact it'll just make you a worse person. leave while you still can.
>>57067771
I lurked 4chan for a year before I started posting. I'm glad I wasn't like these newfags now who always ask what something means.
>>57067746
>janny is a nickname for Janvāris, a latvian god, known as a trickster god which gets himself into trouble a lot
>alex is an anglicised version of Aukštėjas, the supreme god in lithuanian mythology
Never change
just wanted to say I enjoy creepin these threads
>>57067842
Hello :)
should I have another chocolate?
>>57067813
same, i literally just lurked and read all the threads, never asked for advice and i remember trying not to act like a newfag when i rarely posted something
>>57067842
Haha Čehoslovākija, sveiki
>>57067813
Same. I was scared of getting bullied for being a newfag so I didn't post until I felt I knew enough that I could post without being called out.
>>57067842
for some reason i really like Czech, maybe because for some reason i see you as an germanic country
>>57067884
>>57067908
>>57067934
Thanks for the (You)s qts :3
>>57067813
same тbh
some of the memes on /int/ these days are so fucking retarded and stupid I don't even try to understand them
>>57067746
Not sure how accurate those last ones are due to "Alex the janitor" probably doesn't refer to some god. I'm skeptical my man
>>57067763
The weird daylight/nightlight patterns are half the reason I want to go to Europe
>>57067765
Looks like a bit of a laugh though
>>57067771
Yeah I'm pretty fresh to these parts, have been having fun ever since I got here though
>>57067781
That's true, but then you have to be hanging around here 24/7 to not miss anything
>>57067801
I like it here though
>>57067813
Nothing wrong with being new. Getting abused and working your way up the chain is inevitable
>>57067824
Fucking knew it was bs, I'm catching on
>>57067971
>Yeah I'm pretty fresh to these parts, have been having fun ever since I got here though
how fucking old are you? 12?
>>57067971
>giving each and every (You) a personalized reply
>>57067971
You should read the FAQ, I'll help you: http://www.4chan.org/faq#whojan
>>57067971
>but then you have to be hanging around here 24/7 to not miss anything
Exactly, that is the point. I've been here everyday for five years. Once you are here you can never leave.
>>57067971
>>57067801
he is right though, i miss the days when i was innocent and wasnt so redpilled :(
>physics report due 5pm tomorrow
>don't know who I worked with (required)
>only remember two distinct names of people who might have worked with me
can't even have the easter break off without constant stress fuck me
just going to guess the name that sticks more and say fuck it :^)
>>57067971
Thats a (You) factory, lads
>>57068126
Do you have a course list of all the names you can browse?
>>57067842
I really enjoy creeping you
>>57067801
Youre saying that as if you dont enjoy our baltic companionship
>>57068126
Why don't you start a wordpress and post regular updates there?
>>57068177
yeah I used that
17 participants, eliminated girls because i'm a beta faggot, removed ethnic names because my partner was white, got left with two choices and I remember one distinctly.
>>57068013
18
>>57068035
>>57068143
Just being thorough; you take the effort to reply to me, might as well repay the favour
>>57068053
Doubt it's that bad, surely you do one other thing with your life besides this
>>57067971
That's a lot of replies
>>57068294
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>57068227
I guess I do, but there's other shit I should be doing.
>>57068278
because all you would see are memes
>>57068294
>surely you do one other thing with your life besides this
This aussie newfag seems like a poofta lads.
So many suicidal permavirgins itt make me sad, lads.
I'd be gf for all of you, it's just i live too far away ;-;
>>57068315
>you got no reputation here, you got no name
>has a reputation and a name
>>57068392
Kind of life you want senpai?
>>57068490
hey if I could find a working icelandic proxy I'd use it
>>57068472
he speaks aussie so you have to say pede
>>57068472
Just because I'm not in on all your cool jokes
yeah nah, get fucked cunt
>>57068476
this
be my gf?
cyka blat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_ZKxA25nk8
>>57068476
There's more , but they stop posting and instead slide into complete depression
>>57068541
Fuck off, cunt
>>57068541
>disrespecting balts
>on your first day
what is actually wrong with you?
SUMMON URUGUAY
post the radomness thing in your folder to scare off newfags
>>57068668
balts aren't even human
>>57068668
>>disrespecting balts
Did he?
>>57068652
take me back my baltic prince
>>57068668
your mum
:DDDDDDDDDDDD
>>57068724
ayooo gochu f a m
>>57067433
BINKAS
Literally retarded if you browse with your phone
>>57068775
Literally agree.
Hey kid no offense but I hope you die lol :DDDDDDD
>>57068724
>>57068769
this only makes me harder for you /int/
>>57068769
"How are you going today friend?"
hehe :P
>>57068724
>>57068612
t. dschinghis khan
>>57068866
Žēl.
>>57068866
can i fuck that pussy?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DxAoGKQOXTg
You're literally disabled if you don't bump it to some real nigga drill
>>57068989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgA-wVkuZGo
>>57068989
>>57069049
You're embarrassing me in front on the /balt/s anon!
>>57068866
this is why I've always said if you're a mouse you never go from high ground to low ground without some cover
>>57068989
>nigger """music"""
>>57069081
Music is an expression of love, so no I shant be bullied
>>57068989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzyUHxmkg0
