high quality chat edition
First for IU
>>57048182
anime
>>57048182
3rd for Asian girls
I'm just in time, morning boys
Hello, I'm here for discussion.
>>57048572
>12pm
>midday
anon?
>>57048622
>Perth
>9pm
anon!
>>57048734
9am, fuck it's too early for me
>anime still being posted despite lithuania being asleep
>>57049053
Iceland my man, woke up same time as me
>>57049121
my inner australian did not let me sleep
R8 MY DANK OC LADS
>>57049161
7 past 4.20
Hello where are the discussions
>>57049335
What to discuss? Perhaps the decline of the west ? Latvian culture? Why do kiwis drink horse semen? Who knows where this leads
>>57049422
Wasn't it sheep, not horses?
>>57049200
hi phinland
>>57049468
nope horse
>>57049053
I would post anime to piss you off, but my external HDD died.
>>57049468
No it was CONCENTRATED STALLION SEED straight to the mouths of their women,
>>57049335
How isolated Australia/NZ is from the rest of the world? How Sweden is in the middle of a brown invasion? How most of Europe is in the middle of a brown invasion? Australia's dying economy? Our joke of a political system? Our backwards, decade or two behind the rest of the world lifestyle?
>>57049520
it was a trick
I actually like cute anime
>>57049521
The strawberry flavour isn't too bad desu. You can almost forget that you're drinking cum. I don't recommend the lemon flavour though.
>>57049569
:-{(|)
>>57049569
Pls be in Auckland
>>57049560
Is there any alternative to city life,countrysides are dero as and remote
>>57049879
Living in the cities of Australia is too fucking expensive plus the majority of them are slowly getting filled with lebs and turks.
Living in the rural areas is probably worse because there's nothing to fucking do, no one to talk to or meet, no access to simple services and most things are even more expensive than in the city.
Probably 80% my biased opinion but Australia is pretty shit to live in, especially for young people.
Feels numb and good, comfy as right now
>>57050062
Imagine living in Perth, having to witness eastern cuck city's self destruct whilst also living in your irrelevant isolated state, feel bad for them
>>57050300
I'm in Perth ;_;
If you're not in the eastern cuck cities or Perth, where the fuck are you?
>>57050431
Perth's at least closer to the rest of the world
also mining $$
>>57050431
I'm in that ladelaide Victoria region
Heinz Chilly Beans for lunch t b h
>>57050453
>closer to the rest of the world
We get everything later than the Eastern side and some things just never make it here. Also, any flight out of Perth stops in the Eastern states anyway so yeah, not really.
>also mining $$
Mining boom died a few years ago, all big companies like RIO, BHP, etc, etc are only down sizing not booming. Our whole state (and majority of the country) is also dependent completely on resources that are (and have been for the past 5 years) in decline. Plus, there's like no 'skilled work' here, only work you'll find are fucking trades.
>>57050520
>Adelaide
>Victoria
Did I miss something?
>>57050665
Meant South Australia but let's be honest Adelaide is the state
>>57050794
Yeah that's true.
Perth is the state of WA
Adelaide is the state of SA
Darwin is the state of NT
>it's another sleep paralysis episode
I haven't slept for a day, and I'm not ready for this spooky shit
>>57050871
Would be cool if they weren't such silly names, maybe WA could be Weestland
since when did /ausnz/ merge with /balt/? last time I browsed /int/ everyone was still using /brit/
>>57051031
When you left, as a joke to confuse you.
>>57051031
Because /balt/ and /ausnz/ are both based as fuck
Plus, we're both equally isolated so I've heard
>>57051031
When your mum wanted a gangbang
>>57049566
Burt með þig, ódýra eftirlíking.
need a girl to suck on my benis
>>57051288
vá ókei, hvurslags dónaskapur er þetta :DD
>>57051288
>>57051348
what did he mean by this?
>>57051307
Feeling the same, want a petite submissive gf to scream for more cummies
>>57051379
"hello fellow countryman, how are you?"
"I'm okay, what about yourself? :DD?
>>57051348
Fólk sem flytur til Svíþóðar af fúsum og frjálsum vilja er með einhvers konar þroskahömlun
>>57051424
I knew it my draugs,
>>57051424
He's giving ya shit isn't he ?
>>57051477
Yes I am
I called him a cheap knockoff
>>57051455
Hey you cant say that, Draugur is our word
>>57051565
>I called him a cheap knockoff
knockoff of what?????
Just to gather some real quick data:
What religion(s)/beliefs does everyone follow here?
I'm atheist in the fact that I think God,Christianity, most religions were just a way for organisations to gain more power/control back in the day and are mostly out dated in today's society. Plus, believe the Earth is 4.5 billion years old and that evolution is a thing.
But I'm also skeptical of reality and always think that something like the matrix, living in a false reality, could be a thing. Sometimes there's just weird coincidences or things that happen that are too weird to be in reality.
What do our /balt/ic brethren believe? What do my fellow Australians believe in?
>>57051565
Play nice.
>>57051607
Of an Icelander
>>57051618
>Not believing in our lord Jesus Christ
Hope you enjoy burning in hell
>>57051565
Draugur?
How did Icelandic come to be anyway, is it Norwegian on hard mode ?WTF how could a few seafarers come up with it
Fact the NZeee and Iceland are complete polar opposites ,
>>57051618
I don't particularly believe in God and all that but I feel It would be nice if he did exist.
>>57051744
Neat.
>>57051689
From Proto-Germanic *draugaz (“delusion, mirage, illusion”). Akin to Old Saxon gidrog (“delusion”) and Old High German bitrog (“delusion”), gitrog (“ghost”).
>>57051689
>Draugur?
Singular of Draugar, or "draugs" as you so offensively put it.
>How did Icelandic come to be anyway
It's Old Norse with a few changes, everyone else stopped speaking it so we just claimed it as our own language.
>>57051744
Iceland is NZ without the curious looking natives
>>57051850
And with more culture
>>57051842
>Old Norse
*smacks lips*
>>57051896
>NZ has no cultu-
>>57051770
Yeah dying and going to a place where you can get anything/everything you desire would be cool.
But it seems like one of those too good to be true sort of things that the church told the common people so they don't all go killing themselves because life is pointless. Or so they are always trying to prove themselves to the church because it would correlate to a better afterlife - benefits the life of the people in the church a shit load as well.
Ask a guy who has an image OC reposted ranked within #70 to #75 anything
No I don't suck big black cocks or muslim cock
I also made many dolan memes ages ago that spread like cancer they were.
I am a meme master
I lurk deep in the shadows
This is my first balt aunz post in months
>>57051940
>tfw no auntie to give you a box of codys
>>57051896
Wait I had it wrong they're both the farthest country's from each other , well it's either that or South Argentina and Central China
>>57051940
Skuxx gee
>>57051987
chur bol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSVYg8zLAQ8
>>57052007
>open letter
>problematic
pls gib me attention the vid
>>57051804
Neat. Now this seems Hungarian tier difficulty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoT4r7-ycbo
>>57052007
Saw the title and into the trash it goes
>>57051909
What, do you not preserve the culture of your ancestors?
>>57052113
no one cares
>>57052294
Nah just messing, when I hear old Norse I picture Beowulf
Some kid in my area committed suicide yesterday and now everyone has suddenly become fucking mental health experts.
Australia is that bad that kids are killing themselves because we literally have nothing we can achieve here
>the online gf is having mood swings
Wew
>>57052740
Chadwick must be ignoring her lately.
>>57052662
>nothing to achieve
>kid, you got what it takes to makeitodabig time. you got dat look, kid
>>57052769
A lie they feed Americans to keep them working
>>57052756
That's bad news, I'll straighten him out
>>57052740
>online gf
>>57053222
Read: Middle-aged man pretending to be a woman.
I am, without any humor or irony, a girl
>>57053482
Post tats.
>>57053482
You say this but I don't believe you as I've heard through the grape vine that you are a guy that masturbates to other guys.
>>57053222
>>57053314
No she's real ,leave her alone K
>first Australia and New Zealand
>Now Iceland
/balt/ic empire is getting bigger every day.
>>57053647
k sorry
>>57053573
>>57053647
She's about as real as mai waifu.
>>57053685
Nope, your lucky she didn't hear it , she'd kill me then you
This is a shocker of a thread
you're a shocker of a chap
>>57053829
Where does she live?
>>57053934
Italy desu
>>57053960
You're an idiot. What have you gotten yourself into? Find an aussie girl lad.
>>57053927
u wot m8
>>57053976
That's why it's called overseas relationship , I doubt I'd have a chance with her irl, but the online talks are fun
tell me about averge day of australian, guys. Pls :3
>>57051842
Oi cunt
Draugs is friend in Latvian
And goodmorning to everyone else
>>57054098
Long distance relationships are only long distance if you've actually met her in person before.
Anything else is a fake relationship.
>>57054122
Tell me about the average day of an Australian, guys. Please?
>>57054122
>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on 4chan all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>http://www.3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds
>>57054202
t. Jakub Szcywozski
>>57054202
Noice
o
i
c
e
Especially
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>>57054128
Do pics count as seeing her irl
>>57054202
10/10 post
You can be my girlfriend and marry me for citizenship
>>57054315
>does watching porn count as losing my virginity
No.
I bet you fags didn't knew that Zealand is actually near Denmark
>>57054483
Yeah, I popped over to the mainland this morning
>>57054483
actually, i did. wanna fight about it?
>>57054531
>26kb
>smugpepe.jpg
>>57054202
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>Playing GeoGuessr.
>Land on a street with fucking dogshit design in buildings and ugly dry bushes for plants
>Instantly be able too tell it's Australia.
It's pretty sad that I'm able too tell instantly if a place in Australia instantly from how awful the aesthetic is.
Seriously, Australian urban design is so fucking bad.
>>57054383
Don't care, I'm thirsty as for a female companion and it's the only one ever so l make do
>>57054762
Kapēc tik priecīgs, draugs?
>>57054609
i like our architecture
>>57055019
>>57055059
that sort of architecture is mostly rural though.
Most cities/suburbs are filled with bland buildings, red brick bungalows, grey renderd boxs with the occasional Victorian architecture in the larger cities CBS.
>>57055407
yeah i know, i'm east melbourne so all of that shit is only what's currently being built for all the FOTBs, i feel sorry for anyone west of the yarra
>>57055407
cities aren't really Australian though.
Gas anybody who lives within 100km of the coast 2beehaitch
>>57054202
>stealing copypasta from hard working poolels
>>57048182
>>57048182
>>57048182
please come your /balt/ brothers and help gaurd against the foreign memes
live chat
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int#General
>>57055517
seppos out
>>57055487
t. Jerry Wallagojiromonga
>>57056008
>t. Jerry Wallagojiromonga
what did he mean by this?
>>57055487
t. the murralingannamuk mob
>>57056024
I was insinuating that the poster I was replying to was of Aboriginal descent, as he said that "anybody who lives within 100km of the coast" should be killed. Aboriginals are known to live in the desert, which is further inland and therefore not on the coast :)
>he doesn't live rural
>>57056066
thanks
>>57056069
I live in geelong, that's semi-rural. It's really just very suburban though.
Thankfully it's close to melbourne and still has a decent variety of food/shops.
I'd kill myself if I had to live rural for an extended period of time.
>>57056143
I live in Sale. Thankfully it's not close to Lelbourne or I'd neck myself.
>>57056181
I know a guy in sale
you probably know him
>>57056428
maybe he's the guy you know
>>57056428
Maybe I am him.
My friend called me just a moment ago when I was asleep and asked about laws regarding demolishing a building and evicting people from it.
It has been a strange morning.
>>57056706
last night was a strange morning for ya mum
lol
Tere, kuidas on teie päeva tehes sõbrad Ma loodan, et sa hea hommikul
>>57056706
are you lawyer?
>>57056776
>õ
Why do you unironically have fiesta letters in your alphabet?
>>57056776
Sa oled vagun, ma olen vedur.
>>57056776
eks, lahti nühkima
>>57056776
Haha, nice Google Translate
>>57056808
Something like it
There's a sausage sizzle at my school, lads. Come join us!
>>57056181
>>57056428
my uncle lives in Sale
>>57056884
Can't do it. Your mum's too busy making my sausage sizzle.
>>57056884
There's a sausage sizzle in your roastie too.
>>57056887
It seems like everyone knows someone from Sale.
Why do so many people live in Sale?
>>57056963
Because they keep selling houses in Sale.
is Sale pronounced "sa le" or as in 50% off
>>57056631
spooky
what's your name or initials?
>>57056985
50% off
I live in 50% off too, draugi.
btw im a girl
>>57057186
S A L E
A
L
E
>>57057068
>overfilling the bath
classic beginner mistake, you have to account for displacement!
>>57057186
GIPPSLAND.
I.
P.
P.
S.
L.
A.
N.
D.
>ywn be able to sense a girls heartbeat racing when she talks and touches you knowing shes into you
current moodarino
>>57057509
i was into your mum last night haha
BINKAS
>>57057540
cheer up lad
>>57057346
Japs intentionally overfill their baths. It's a cultural thing. They also don't wash in the bath, but they wash outside the bath on stools and then enter the bath to relax while clean.
Hello!
>>57058068
t. worlds biggest weeb
Got a job cleaning hotels lads
first shift is tomorrow should I make a cunt out of myself?
>>57058164
lick the toilet, become pornstar, free money
>>57058164
never knock
wear a hidden cam
>>57058186
would you pay to watch?
>>57058191
sounds like a noice idea
should i try to fug guests?
i dont need the money to live i just want to save money while i mooch off my parents
>>57058109
Not sure what bathing has to do with anime.
>>57058255
t. worlds biggest bathing enthusiast
>>57058240
you can fug them but not while on shift
>>57058164
steal from people small things that they won't notice like candies
>>57051031
There are still more aussies in /brit/ it's just mostly a kiwi thing and the autistic Latvian living in aus
Although i have noticed that more aussies come here during British night time when yanks start to overrun /brit/
Thinking of going on Tinder and looking for a gf. I know it's a bad idea but it's the only way girls my age find partners anymore.
>>57058432
don't do what Daniel did and use it to have conversations with dutch exchange students
>>57058432
>tinder
>gf material
>>57058432
if you want to buy pork, you don't go to the market, you go to the butcher's
>>57058525
Where's the supplier of good gfs?
>>57055487
t. murraginglebryunniugurragurra
>>57058535
Saudi Arabian slave auctions.
>>57058535
estonia
>>57058535
btw i am girl
L-LOL?
>>57058432
Hello. My name is Antanas Kovalevičius. I am from village of Kalabybiškis. Now is my 10 minutes on village computer. Internet so slow it take 9 minutes to send post, so I have to write in 1 minut, so forgive mistake as I hurry. I use all my monthly time on village computer to tell to you on this kirghizian chakra healing forum that on tinder can't judge a woman's ability to plow a field.
That is it. I must go now, headmistress call for work. Good luck to you in the world.
>>57058583
shanghai was a GOAT map
mornin lads
spring here finally! tired of this shitty winter now
>>57058583
still waiting on my copy from that latvian dev
>>57058164
That's funny, I was just looking for a second job and the motel nearby is currently hiring, 40 euro after taxes per night shift.
Pls report tomorrow how it went, I'd like to know what's the job like.
>>57058576
I'll take you. Want citizenship here?
>>57056008
t. zhao
>>57056036
t. stavros
>>57058544
t. habibi
>>57058651
will do m9
only got a two hour trial shift tomorrow though
>>57058651
You will clearly be asked to suck at least a dick.
>>57058685
K... Keep me posted
>>57058697
>Lithuanian employment experiences
>>57058755
what if we have a problem conductor
>>57058782
who
Morning, just woke from an afternoon evening sleep, I was honestly convinced it's the next day
>>57058634
Resending
>>57058944
That image will take 5 years to load for him
>>57058970
I hope the game doesnt ship for 5 years.
who /rotisserie chicken/ here?
Lads, when you want to poo, do you go immediately or do you wait for a bit more to accumulate?
>>57059028
Ur mum accumulates without waiting lol
>>57059028
I love the feeling of unleashing a monster turd desu but my haemmorhoids don't
>>57059043
moderately rude
>>57059028
go 5 mins after my morning cup of coffee
perfect every time
Its getting dark out
>>57059073
i wish i could routinely shit
I got a xanax prescription recently. I never have to take it during weekdays because in my class we go off and work on our separate computers, never have to talk to anyone. If I see my friends on weekends and take 1 mg on Saturday and/or Sunday because I'm feeling anxious, what kind of tolerance/dependence can I expect? If it means the difference between becoming an addict or not I'm willing to only take it every two weeks or so, I'm trying to play it safe as possible with a dangerous drug.
>>57059068
sorry, draugs
>>57059101
desu as long as you take less than a gram everyday it is impossible to become addicted
t. liar
>>57059101
>>>/420chan/
>>>/sci/7964935
HAHAHA GOT HIM
how do i get gf
>>57059138
I'd prefer to be answered within the next month desu
>>57059121
)^:<
>>57059192
both me desu
I have some marijuanas and intend on injecting it. How much is too much and will I die,
what country do we summon lads
Icelands mum pls come
Be me
.......................
Get girlfriend
$$$$$$$$?????+?? Le profit
>>57059192
also just play it safe until you get an answer from there desu
>>57059259
I'm sure australia's made her come several times already
Hello chaps.
>>57059259
I just got the joke
very nice
Sister has codeine addiction, she's a mess
>>57059238
I say we should summon the glorious people of Sale
>>57059314
paldies
>>57059294
Hey bud
>>57059320
she's addicted to my cum lmao she cant stop injecting lmoa
why is she so perfect
>>57059384
Damian? You stay away from her K
>>57059465
No arms to slap you
>>57059532
/balt/ is like the reddit of /int/
My phone runs out of battery quickly.
Thoughts?
>>57059647
I'm tired but I have work to do
I might take a nap
>>57059647
turn it off lel
>>57059647
Charge it.
>>57056143
>Geelong
>semi-rural
haha
>>57059696
What's so funni funni man?!
>>57059696
what's rural to you? Wye River?
>>57059720
geelong is the second biggest city in Victoria
>>57059720
It's funny because Sale is the only based rural town
>>57059752
>Sale
that's not how you spell Mansfield
