>You wake up in Australia
morning mum
>everyone is worshipping kyrgios for being a shitposter irl
make me some brekkie mum lol
>still have a small penis
damn.
Do I get to know the secret to shitposting?
>get biten by snake
>get biten by mosquitos
>get biten by chinks
>get biten by abos
>get skin cancer because lack of ozone layer
>get boiled because of +40°C in january
>get internet through copper wires
Feels bad man
>wake up
>time to le shit post
>>57062287
alri, do you lot drink tea in the morning?
>>57062362
Still better than getting liberated though.
I hope you lads are bulking on Red Tulip easter eggs.
>>57062362
>wake up get half my country annexed by russians
>wake up and lose my heavyweight championship titles
>tfw will always be australian
>>57062439
I get a cuppa around 10:30. Not first thing though, I don't generally have breakfast or anything.
>>57062287
But I just returned toto India.
Fuck guess I'll have to spend the summer with my Chang roommate
>>57062362
Country bitten in half by Russia
Lmao
>>57062571
you sure took a poo on him mate
>>57062599
I'll defend ausAustralia with my life
I shit you not
>>57062628
>"""""""australian deFECES forces"""""""
>>57062628
good guy.
