I don't know why, but I'm extremelly obsessed over Finland and over the finns. Anyone feels the same? There's something enticing about Finland, I just can't describe it.
>>57062032
The thing about Finland is that it is an irrelevant yet advanced country in the middle of nowhere. It is easy to like a country of beautiful people who never do anything because there's nothing to dislike about them. I feel positively about Finland for this very reason.
>>57062116
Ohh, don't call them irrelevant. That's just mean.
>>57062116
/thread
>>57062144
I consider it the highest form of praise. Nothing good ever came out of being "relevant".
>>57062242
That's kinda sad. Cheer up, buddy!
>>57062273
I'm being 100% honest though. Usually "relevant" countries are shitholes.
>>57062242
>>57062273
>>57062304
I disagree about the "shithole" part but agree that irrelevant 1st world countries are by far the best places to actually live at. Being irrelevant means foreign assholes don't come knocking on your door or mess with you. Irrelevance=Peace&Quiet.
>>57062304
Well, that's your prerogative. If it works for your people, then I'm happy for you.
I'm extremely obsessed over finnish boipucci t.b.h lads
Go to Finland and you'll get that fascination out of your system
t. been there
>>57062471
Same. Very boring.
>>57062471
>>57062708
Naaah. I'm sure there's plenty to do in Finland.
Plenty to see and visit.
Stop making these retarded threads and do something with your life.
Faggots.
I think I've got a problem, /int/. I've noticed I've started saying "fug" instead of "fuck" purely by habit, lately. I've also caught my self saying "bretty good". I've noticed almost all of the band I listen to lately are Finnish. I bought some EuroShopper energy drinks online just to see what all the fuss is about. I just made mämmi yesterday. It's in my fridge right fucking now. Just this afternoon, I heard some people speaking Finnish in a grocery store and I got excited. Am I going full Finnaboo? How do I stop? Has anyone else had this happen to them?
>>57062032
it's the memes
>>57062734
im sorry to break your illusion but there isn't. It's cold, dark and boring shithole in middle of nowhere. And I havent met a single finn who wouldnt agree with me on this.
>>57062897
>It's cold, dark and boring shithole in middle of nowhere. And I havent met a single finn who wouldnt agree with me on this.
Interesting, I haven't met anyone outside 4chin who would.
>>57062800
Get yourself one of these chinese hats and you'll be full finnish.
>>57062897
I like the cold and the dark. You're just saying this so I want move to funland, right? I know about your finnish shenanigans
>>57062897
Hey, that is only the winter so maximum of 8 months out of 12 suck.
In summer there is plenty of things to do and light +20 hours a day.
>>57062242
This
Look what happens to us when we try to stay relevant
>>57062897
Hello, I don't agree with you. At least where I live there's plenty to do, even when compared to some other European cities I've lived in.
T. Helsinki
>>57062938
*won't
>>57062965
>Helsinki
tell me about live in helsinki
Am I the only one who doesnt understand how did finland became this fucking overrated?
>>57067390
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>57062032
>I don't know why, but I'm extremelly obsessed over Finland and over the finns
This whole board is characterized by it. There's always at least 5 threads about Finland, and I don't really know why either, but I do have a theory that if we personificated all the countries, Finland would resemble most the typical mindset of an average 4chan user, hence why it's so appealing here.
>>57063499
small town playing big city
>>57068209
It's the people outside Helsinki that talk about a "big city". We know it isn't, except by Finnish standards.
>>57062471
I got obsessed with Finland after arriving here.
>>57062965
what is there to do in Helsinki?
I visited a bunch of finnish cities last week and Helsinki was the one I liked the least to be honest (except maybe visiting Suomenlinna island)
>>57068209
>this is what böndes actually believe
Kek.
We know Helsinki is small and massively spread out compared to actual cities.
t. Helsinki city-boi
>>57069408
I guess you can do here what you can do in any other city in Finland. I also like how you can go visit Stockholm, Tallinn or St. Petersburg really easily.
t. kruununhaka
>>57069408
>what is there to do in Helsinki?
What do you want to do? You can probably do it there.
>>57069561
fug anime girls
>>57069586
You have to go to America for that.
Because
TRUMP WILL MAKE ANIME REAL
>>57069559
>>57069561
what kind of cool pretty places to visit are there?
as in meme activities for tourists
>>57069670
I don't know about touristy stuff, I'm not a tourist or a tour guide. I know Suomenlinna is popular, there are a bunch of monuments, museums and churches and shit people go to see, but was that even what you were looking for?
I searched "visiting Helsinki" for you on Youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W41-tKqLMQ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YinZcz71NS0
>>57069670
you can come to my place and spout memes
no rape involved h-hehe
>Finland
honestly finland would be great if they all just spoke swedish instead of their devil speech.
>>57070246
reeee
>>57070246
And Sweden would be great if it wasn't Swedish.
But I'm sure it won't be Swedish for too much longer.
>>57070321
>tfw islam makes sweden great again
BARBARIET SKALL VÄCKAS TILL LIV IGEN OCH NI SKALL ALLA FÅ SMAKA PÅ SVENSKENS VREDE ÅTERIGEN
>>57070246
räää rääää oh i sure am triggered now
>>57070246
saatana saatana
I dig the countryside (even though I live in Helsinki) and the sense of humor here. Finland's city culture is rather young so there's not as much to see in the cities compared to lots of other European countries. Overall a nice country with surprisingly many interesting things once you start digging, I just wish we were even more irrelevant so we wouldn't have to care about the things happening in Europe.
The sense of humor's an interesting one though, every time I go abroad I notice that it's more difficult to find people who really get my jokes. I guess it's why Finnish maymays are so popular here.
>>57070549
>I just wish we were even more irrelevant so we wouldn't have to care about the things happening in Europe.
this
leave finland alone
>>57062938
>I know about your finnish shenanigans
Not that guy, but it's true
I don't want to spend a day longer than i have to here
Everyone who can moves out of Finland to Portugal, Brazil, Switzerland, Japan.
The talk about depression is not just talk
>>57070658
i wouldn't
it's safe and comfy
>>57068166
This pretty much
Finns are antisocial and misanthropic school shooters who only want love and understanding
t. fennoswede
SPRÖLÖLÖLÖLÖ SPURDO SPADRE
>>57069559
Kävin Krunan musapainoitteisen yläasteen, semi kulttuurieliittialuetta
t. Myllypuro
>>57070734
>love and understanding
*attention and mentionings
>>57070658
>basement dwelling autists think they represent everyone in the country
Always funny
>>57062897
I really like Finland, it looks beautiful and is fairly down to earth. After I learned to appreciate the nature here I haven't been depressed for a day, I know it sounds like hippie bullshit but it's a really easy way to make your days better considering Finland has trees and plants literally everywhere.
>>57070246
I'm sorry but I just can't take anyone speaking swedish seriously. It just sounds so innocent and :33-ish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_DV9b0x7v4&list=PLah_BXzFXNJUVw7p-EdBKqNhHi7w0XJuf&index=5
>>57070397
>NI SKALL ALLA FÅ SMAKA
are these real words in swedish
>>57070843
> It just sounds so innocent
It just sounds so fucking gay. Consider the fact that "jävla" is their version of a proper hot roasting insult. Sounds like a fucking compliment to my ears.
>>57070796
Yeah, as a junantuoma bönde I also get these bättre-folk vibes occasionally. Nothing tangible tho, It's very peaceful here.
>>57070246
>devil speech
It's the language of the elves, you mordorian
>>57071003
>Consider the fact that "jävla" is their version of a proper hot roasting insult.
>one chance at life
>wasn't born in Suomi
Actually kill me
>cute Finnish fembois
>>57063499
One great thing about Helsinki, and Finnish cities in general, is that we have so many parks and woods all over the city. Most cities around the world are very tightly built with just building after another. Helsinki is like 60% trees.
>>57071182
It also means that we have to travel longer distances inside the cities though. They're also chopping down a lot of forests here or at least so it feels like.
>>57062708
I never get this boring part. What were you missing?
There are plenty of opportunities for ice hockey, skiing, snow scootering, water skiing, rally driving, hunting, fishing, shooting, partying, motocross etc.
>>57071003
DELETE THIS
>>57071672
OO AA JÄVLA FINNAR BUTTFUCK ME PLEASE :DDDD
>>57071376
Everything you listed is exactly why I want to live there. I just wanna go do fun shit and get wasted out in nature.
>>57071738
Snälla sluta din fåntratt till skogsfinne DDD;
>>57071156
reported to Putin
>>57071791
But doesn't USA have that too?
>>57062032
No, you just are mentally ill like other kinds of boos, particularly weeaboos
>>57071924
Yes but it's not cold and snowy as often
I love snow so much. I've wanted to be a snownigger for a long time
>>57070149
>spout memes
oh come on, I'm not a Finn, I lack that talent
>>57070734
>love and understanding
>mfw I just want to give love and understanding to a qt basement dweller Finn
And swedish doesn't sounds cute at all. It just sounds lite viking
>>57072255
Alaska has some of the cheapest land in the union.
>>57072394
Yes I'm also interested in AK. I'd love to check out Anchorage someday.
>>57071003
>>57071096
Just try saying "JÄVLA" in an angry tone. You end up sounding like a limp wristed cuck faggot and no one will take you seriously.
>>57070246
this, imagine if sweden would have never lost finland to russia and we would still be östland with karelia and stuff :333
Why are there so many Finnthreads up right now? The mentionings are too numerous for me to handle lads.
>>57072996
tapa/hirtä ittes
>>57073073
maybe because /mämmi/ is full of anime shitposters so we are shitposting in every thread
>>57073074
stay buttmad pekka
>>57073073
the eternal dane is using their proxies to put a bigger gap between us while silently planning their next step for world (scandinavian) domination.
>>57073162
homo
At uni i met the most beautiful girl and she was from Finland.
Pale(!) white skin.
Pitch black, thick hair
Arctic blue eyes
Smart, funny, loved hunting.
Still dreaming of her.
Finland is a boring shithole. (Read: Fuck off, we're full)
>>57073210
The fucking Dane at it again.
How do we solve the Danish (not the pastry) problem?
>>57068209
1.4milj people in Helsinki metro area which is more people than in Estonia
>>57073640
>Mäntsälä
>Pornainen
Yeah, that's like totally Helsinki.
>>57073162
Stay out of /balk/ ktnxbai
>>57073640
630 000 in the city 1.1milj in pääkaupunkiseutu
>>57073768
>those super speedy glasses on the driver
:D
>>57073558
>we're full
Right, that's why most of your cities look like ghost towns
Damn Helsinkians think that areas 10km away from kehä 3 are countryside or something.
If the closest store or gas station is less than 20km away it's already too close to "civilization" and not proper Finland
>>57073864
rush hour tram shift, coffee's not enough
Is it one single brazilian posting these things? Finland is rightful swedish clay, come help us remove kebab and retake eastern sweden
>>57074585
>Hide post
>>57074585
You can have Åland and Helsinki if you want.
Seriously, just take them. Please
Though you might want to leave Turku to us and anything further inland is offlimits though some border with Russia might be arranged.
It would be entertaining to see what Russia would do if it became a border neighbour with Sweden again
>>57075075
>border with Russia
which parts of the border with Russia you don't like? (apart from, obviously, being neighbour with Russia)
Southern Karelia is pretty nice
>>57075723
North Karelia is great but I wouldn't mind losing a thin ribbon of land between us and Russia. Kind of like a buffer zone
..Though the main point is that having that border would royally mess up swedish politics
Vad händer i den här jävla tråden?
How do I find a nice Finnish boy to chat with in the wee hours of the night, for me or him? I want to jokingly flirt with them after getting to know them, and slowly fall in love.
>>57077642
you are homosex :D
Why is Finland a meme, I can't handle the
>MENTIONINGS
>>57062116
please don't
if you live here you realize it is full of selfish, arrogant, ugly backstabbing pricks
like me
>>57078479
but finns are so cute
why is nobody obsessed with our bizarre country but binland instead
>>57079746
Are you serious?
Haven't you seen that one freak who does the Estonian appreciation threads?
>>57079746
you just need more menes
>>57074081
>Helsinkians think that areas 10km away from kehä 3 are countryside
That's true tho. Kehä III is only some tens of metres wide measured in distance, but about 60 years when measured in time and developement.
>>57079746
Eesti why
>>57080165
Kek
>>57076836
kek
>>57062708
>>57062471
yes it is, thats why its not a holiday country
>>57074081
>>57080059
It is pretty much true t b h. Honorable mentionings to Turku and Tampere.
To be honest the best part of Finland is not inside Kehä 3 but Kehä 1 instead.
>>57073210
>>57073614
So much love and mentionings tonight. I think I'll celebrate the traditional Finnish way: Get shitfaced home alone, listen to ukkometso and cry. Hell I might even kill myself. Its been a good night.
I respect Finns, they are good people.
>>57080165
From all the spelling errors it is painfully apparent that those are not Estonians. But it's good they are using the masterlanguage.
>>57077845
Not if she has a girly penis.
>>57081126
>tfw just outside kehä III
>not accepted by helsinkicityboi or bönde-pekka
Have Vladimir Lenin posing as Finn.
why finnish boipucci is best boipucci?
