>be singaporean
>have no culture
>a large red rock and a cheesy song by an 80s one hit wonder band
>Australian """'''"" culture""'''"""
>>57060104
>be faggot
>live in Melbourne with all the other faggots
>>57060104
>be Singaporean
>pay breathing tax
>losing world wars and sucking refugee cock
>german """culture"""
>>57060104
Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
>>57060196
>pay breathing tax
>Indonesia sets the place on fire and Smokes you out
>government doesn't refund your breathing tax
>>57060196
Actually Singapore has very low tax rates
>>57060242
>be Singaporean government
>reclaim artificial land
>start war with Malaysia and Indonesia
>>57060277
>be Cairnsfag
>only reason people stop by is to go to Papua New Guinea
>>57060104
exactly
book burning is one of their typical cultures though
prepare for the butthurt /int/ singa
hes coming here soon
>>57060339
>be faggot
>be sucking on a the poo
>mfw
>>57060661
>be Australian
>get khaned
>>57060762
AUSTRALIANS ON ABO WATCH
>>57060762
>be kiwi
>become a LEAF
>>57060830
>be Australian
>copy NZ's flag
>>57060830
except the majority wanted to keep our glorious union jack fggt
>>57060849
>>57060794
>>57060830
>be Australian
>copy our deserts which we copied from England
>be singaporean
>die from smog
>>57060849
>be a german
>>57060858
thats because it was rigged. we all know kiwis hate their flag
>>57060908
nah, really the majority here simply don't care. It's really more of an apathetic feeling
Since when do Aussies care about Singapoor
>>57060907
>be Singaporean
>dictatorship that masquerades as"""democracy"""
>>57060945
>be Lithuania
>get RUSSIA'D
>>57060945
I love Singapore actually. I want to go back
>be singapoor
>it's chink nation
>get islamic cuckstamp
>>57061073
>Islamic kekstamp
>>57060945
No one is safe, Every one is ours to shitpost.
>>57061005
>New Zealand
>Proud of it's British heritage
>Doesn't want to let go of ists cuckstamp
>Named after a Dutch Province
>>57060939
if no one cares why did 3/4 of the population vote?
>>57061150
>Be *hovers mouse over flag* Lithuania
>Have no notable culture
>Literally no one else cares about your existence
>Off self
>>57061150
delete this
>>57061238
>Be Australia
>So little culture
>Has to choose a flag
>Stole the flag of the neighboring Dutch Province
>Australian """ culture""" is drinking VB and eating overcooked prawns
>>57061150
that synth is from sweden
>>57061521
I don't do either of those things
>>57061623
t. Xhing Bogan
>>57061521
>not calling them shrimp to aggregate us
step your game up hans
>>57061704
t. not a bogan so I don't drink VB and don't eat prawns since they're halal
I'm on your side Achmed
>>57061623
I don't know anyone who drinks VB and yet it's somehow the most sold drink in Aus
I live in old zeeland, AMA
>Australians LITERALLY call Cascade Premium """"""beer"""""""
>>57061704
>Be German of proud Turkic heritage
>>57061808
How do you drink your beers?
>>57061808
So glad you're doing this, I'm such a fan.
Here is my question: is there a cuckstamp on your flag?
>>57061808
do you like your flag?
>>57060907
>>57060982
This sounds familiar.
>>57061808
I am immigrating to your country. Will you be my friend?
>be singaporean
>commit a minor traffic violation
>get spanked
>be singapoor
>smoke weed
>get death penalty
lmao
>>57062010
Why would you delete this? I can't imagine a janny would
>>57062280
>be Canadian
>call Labatt BLue """"""beer""""""""""
>>57060104
>be Singaporean
>get independence against own will
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>57062303
delet this
>>57062564
Do you guys even have any decent beer? Whiskey was the only stomachable alcohol I got over there
>singaporean """""""""""""people""""""""""""""
>>57062303
Are actually a chink or what's your Problem ?
>be Singaporean
>beer 500ml 1 can 4dollar
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
there literally hasn't been a single singaporean in this thread
>bullying people who never post on here
Is Bolivia next?
>>57063020
t. slant eyed chink
>>57063094
>pot calling the kettle black
>be Singapore
>"democracy" that has yet to change government and still has founders family dnyanasty in government roles
>>57063136
>be singaporean
>live in a totalitarian cunt
>question government
>get JAIL'D
>>57062929
wow you're right
>>57063277
>singapore
>>57063241
>>57062640
We have muh microbrews just like America.
>>57063448
Québec does
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-24/journalist-ai-takagi-sentenced-to-10-months-prison/7275938
>be "australian"
>shitpost in Singapore
>get jailed & pregnant with chink child
>be singaporean
>purchase chewing gum on the blackmarket
>get sentenced to death and 1000 lashings
>>57063420
>calling that disgusting abomination pidgin of chink-melayo-english their local culture
How can they be soo impotent, spending decades on english-only education policy. Turns out most chink failed chinese hard, and still only capable of that SEA nigga speak soo shitty, that even poo-indian can look down to them
