comfy edition
first for me on the left
Bump limit is 310 Paco
>>57057847
I don't give a damn.
Remember, drive slow!
>>57057862
This isnt going to be a meme
>>57057907
him not being a meme is a meme
like milhouse
>>57057907
Are you sure?
>>57057930
>>57057945
You guys ruined my night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkbGdqemSfE
I would like to become a respected doujinshi maker one day.
>>57057978
>>57057952
Bears are cute.
>>57057997
>respected
>doujinshi maker
pick one
>>57058016
Bears aren't cute. Bears are dangerous and will seriously fuck you up.
>>57058032
Within the dojinshi community of course.
>>57057953
fuck you faggot
>>57058016
oh my god a bear
cum lol
>>57058016
they're also fucking terrying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGwUpM9QryU
>>57058016
my bears got the other thread to bump limit
guess you could say they're BEARY useful
MEET ME SUMWHERE BITCH ASS WHITE BOII
ILL SMOKE U LIKE A SAUSAGE
>>57058101
hahaha
Dangerous bear attack viewer discretion is advised.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f94WI-0chv4
>>57058144
RUN UP WHEN YOU SEE ME YOU SAUSAGE SMOKING PUSSY ASS BEANIE WEARING MOTHERFUCKER.
I could beat any one of your dads in a fight
>>57058212
My dad is a 6'5 260 pound Detective from NYC but tbf I wish someone would beat the shit out of him, he is a bit of an ass
Im spending an absurd amount of time editing a picture and I hate myself for it
Are emos ever going to be a thing again? I miss those days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhZTNgAs4Fc
>>57058239
Just give me an address and a time and I'll go fuck his shit up
Eating some pineapple right now desu
>>57058212
to be fair my dad hasn't been too strong ever since his heart attack
>>57058248
is it going to be dank or what?
>>57058250
No just let it die.
>>57058276
no, it's /a/ related
>>57058269
He will be in Albany tmrw around noon
>>57058306
I'll be there
*slowly makes a 360 turn and walks away*
>>57058356
*grabs you by the collar before you walk away*
Where do you think you're going?
holy fug it's 4 am
>>57058407
*runs in front of with "i love anime" shirt and screams: beeeeniiiis :DDDD hahaha :DDD*
>>57058421
It 4:20 here, have class in a few hour
Oh well, no sleep for me tonight then
>>57058434
*shoots u Tbh*
>>57058407
*officer before you arrest me i need to tell you something very important*
have any of you ever had a roommate who thinks "gee, it's one in the morning. Time to start playing TBBT on my laptop at full volume"
>>57058421
>tfw it's 10am
feels better
The only thing is they see it
Not through the light of God, and the way I show you
I show you to see it through the light of God
And the understanding of God
Because when you see the face of God, you will /cum/
>>57058471
No but I had a roommate who wore sleeping shades and told me it helped him lucid dream.
He also used to talk about Reddit all the time and he would always bring really annoying people into our rooom
>>57058471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDN0zqAef8Q
>>57057820
>I have class in an hour and haven't done any of my assignments
hahaha
hahaha
hahaha
>>57058471
nah I live with my mother lol
>>57058532
run
>>57058531
cancer
>you cannot delete post this old
since when has this been a thing
>>57058532
Go awap Poland
>>57058498
What an awful show
>>57058459
You crossed a line this isn't funny
Delete this
>>57058587
My immediate thought upon seeing this was Jeffery Donovan.
>>57058588
>Deleting your posts
Coward
I want Trump to be president so badly
>>57058672
Same. Im sad cultural marxists will win. I hope the slavs and chinese stay stalwart in the decades to come.
Do people in other languages use name puns to make fun of people?
For example someone's name is Frederick Long and you're like "More like Frederic Dong"
Damn Kramer is gif worthy
>>57058752
Me when I turn on the selfie camera on my phone and it's pointed right at my face
>>57058752
he's pretty great
I love the hennigan's marketing bit
>go on /ck/
>"post food from your country" thread on first page
>the Canadians are literally only posting poutine
>>57058978
these are epic lad
who is that
>>57058869
haha
>>57059128
hes a meme!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIxSfrBuWJk
They're so desperate now, it's kind of pathetic. They want to get dirt on Trump so badly.
Is this the REAL reason you don't have a gf? Be honest guys, we all know its true...
I hear you guys are doing a meet up?
>>57059291
If this were everything, then it wouldn't be a problem.
>>57059444
>implying you know how to slow dance
>>57059419
Is that the word on the block now?
>>57059291
Real reason is that I was too braindead and uncaring during highschool to pick up on chicks flirting with me. Enter college and I'm in IT and chicks are hideous and in my second year there ARE NO CHICKS.
I think I'm not going to even try for another 5 years then hit up a dating website in desperation.
Now I have to sleep on this thought
Thanks a lot jackass
>>57059246
Go fluff mohammed
>>57059500
I do. Most girls don't though.
I can waltz and tango with the best of them Tbh.
>>57059502
>>57059621
Jesus christ this stuff makes me laugh, you have to admit this is funny
>>57059692
i wish i was gay
>>57059787
But then you wouldn't appreciate this humor
I guess everyone is asleep
>>57060113
How many versions of this do you have?
>>57059291
#1 reason is that I'm poor
everything else comes second to being poor
>>57060131
Just the one.
wish i could go hunting 2bh
I'm massively insecure and have hated myself since I was a little kid.
>>57060227
I have my hunting license but I've never done it. I like shooting at the range but hunting would just bum me out for killing something
>>57060284
Well thats no good
>>57060097
hello
>>57060713
Goodbye
Sometimes I think I'd prefer having something like cancer over depression because then I could at least use the "I'm dying" excuse to not try in life.
How's everyone's night?
>>57060730
wow
Why do people participate in orgies?
>>57060913
for the smell
>>57060752
what are you even depressed about?
Surely its fixable.
>>57060961
If I knew, I'd fix it.
I've tried therapy and gave up because therapists don't give two shits about you.
I'm on a cocktail of pills now just to keep the bad thoughts away so I can spend my time shitposting.
I have zero energy all the time.
>>57060937
Fucking virgin.
>>57061065
??????
All of you are fucking virgins.
>>57061125
had sex with a fat chick I met online a few times, couldn't cum
my life is a mess
>>57060998
Try excersing. having a better diet and talking to people. For a long time I felt burnt out on life before id even done anything, once I hit rock bottom thats when I turned things around. You never know how things will look a few years from now.
thinking of getting a new mustang or BMW tbqh desu
Good morning /cum/
>>57065522
good morning anon
OP's pic doesn't look very comfy
At the contrary, it looks dangerous.
>>57065111
>BMW
>>57065522
Fuck off, robot that is trained to fuck my mother.
>>57065111
Get a burgerbus
Why do brits bully alot?
>>57058144
MEET ME SOMEMUTHAFUCKINWHEEERRREEEEE HOME BWOI
>>57058144
A WHITE BOI?
>>57066179
>>57066234
I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU BUT ILLL SMOKE YO ASS
>>57066512
GIMME AN ADDRESS AND IMA PUT A BULLET IN YO BITCHASS
MEET ME SOMEWHERE MOTHAFUCKA OR ILL SMOKE YO ASS
Let's say, regardless of the next president, the US declares war on ISIS and reinstates the draft. Would you meet the requirements and be sent over to fight for our freedoms?
>>57067237
i'd poop myself like ted nugent
>>57067237
yes
How the fuck do you burgers recognize tourists? Recently when I was in Vegas fucking everybody knew I was a tourist before even saying a word.
>>57067514
all tourists have a certain look to them. when i lived in la (huge tourist destination) i could easily recognize tourists in a bar without hearing them speak. dont know how to explain 2bh
>>57067514
to be fair, most people are tourists in Vegas
They often look around a lot, and look confused too.
>>57067514
Probably cause you're not fat, also 90% of people in Vegas are tourists anyway.
>>57067595
How? I didn't dress, walk, speak or shit different than an ordinary American.
Yet one of the first questions were "ayyy where ya from m8?"
lots of fruit and coffee is a good breakfast
what are you guys breaking fast on?
>>57067656
2 pizza pops and a bunch of coffee
>>57067636
yeah i think thats it. they usually look less comfortable, more confused.
>>57067642
the fat people are in cornnigger areas, not cities
>>57067710
nope, they're everywhere.
>>57067647
Little things might tip people off that you're out of place and you might look and sound slightly more foreign here than you realize. I immediately recognized a group of Dutch tourists coming into a bar I know just because of their general demeanor, confirmed when I saw they showed passports for IDs.
![DSC_0018[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3h8TOZ2.jpg "DSC_0018[1].jpg")
>>57066135
is mexico white and safe?
i am a chink plz tell
pic not related,i can't win this shit.
Don't want to work out. Feel like shit. Going to anyway. Wish me luck guys.
>>57069236
you'll be glad you did later, anon
>>57069265
that you manitobro?
>>57069633
yup
>>57069678
how goes your magical adventure?
>>57069769
bretty gud
just been hanging out the last 2 days shitposting and watching youtube stuff since i have the days off
changed my return ticket to around 10 days earlier since i overestimated how much stuff there is to do, still having a really good time tho
>priest in Ontario gambled away 500,000 dollars given to him to sponsor """""refugees""""
seems like a good guy
>>57070101
lel if that would have happened here a lot of butthurt people would have probably vandalized his place.
>>57070101
good for him
>Meanwhile...
>In BC...
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/lower-mainland-bears-hibernating-garbage-1.3510160
>>57069236
Do it faggot. I lifted with strep throat
>>57070101
noice
>>57070326
what?
>>57070326
If you refer to them as "boy" in a mean tone it's considered demeaning.
>>57070326
"boy" is considered a racist term for no reason whatsoever. bill romanowski called cam newton it during the superbowl and everyone chimped out about it.
>>57070354
Wait so this is not the case for the whole USA? This guy doesn't know what I'm referring to>>57070343
>>57070372
It's the tone behind. Boy is more demeaning than sir or dude
>>57070278
Another day in Canada
>>57070396
It's not very common anymore so that's probably why he didn't know
>>57067237
Yeah. I'm fit and I was raised on the outdoors. I'm kinda autistic but it's not noticeable
Midwest a best
>>57070278
it's the season they start waking up, nothing odd about this
last year some bear in Alaska fell through a skylight and started eating cupcakes meant for some kids party. that was neat.
>>57070326
Whys it's becaws we's still slavers and such, and onery black boys is still off an running their mouths bout the proud and industries hwhite man, tryna moderate our slangs and labels.
>>57070597
What if the bear was actually his present?
>>57070649
well the parents weren't too happy about, but I guess it could have been dropped off by an irate relative or drunk Santa.
>>57070396
It's mainly a Dixie thing
>>57070396
I'm that guy that didn't know what you were referring to, and I live in the South.
Calling someone a boy can be somewhat demeaning as it implies they're not a man but that has nothing to do with race as far as I know.
>>57070597
>implying the bear wasn't the birthday boy
>>57070597
See >>57070923
It's the 21st century. Anything can happen
>>57070895
I'm in the South as well, it is seen as demeaning but more so to nigras
paid my phone bill...not that anybody texts me
jk everybody loves me
>>57071269
I use my phone for internet desu
I'm a lesbian stuck inside a mans body
I'm a man stuck inside a lesbians body
>>57071648
Beat me to it
I just dropped by to say that you have a very ebin OP picture.
>no power outlet in the bathroom
>will need to use razors
fucking hell
>>57071048
>>57071048
>>57071048
>>57071048
Minorities?
Nah, not a fan.
>>57071839
nobody gives a shit about your autistic posts in this thread much less ones in other threads
>>57071807
Never understood how people use those electric ones 2bh
They don't get close enough for me, instead of full babyface I look like it's already been 12 hours since I shaved.
>>57071880
Relax Tyreese, go check your blood sugar level
God I hate my job. I just sit here and count the hours until I can gtfo
>>57071945
I'm not a fan of the babyface look so I don't mind the little bit it leaves.
>>57071807
Shave in the kitchen
>>57071986
Where do you work lad?
>>57065111
LAD
>>57072035
gross as fug
>>57057820
>Why are Saudis such bad drivers
Bhahahahahahaha
cucchi
https://youtu.be/OvB4gvX6qjs
Real niggas
Now crawl yo head in that noose
You"ll end up dead on the news
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RNQoRotaMj
lads i have heartburn
hungry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEBzPM7Gfa4
Any thoughts?
Good day, buds
>>57073984
Hey
>>57074082
hey
>>57073794
>filthy frank
>>57074143
How was your day?
>>57073418
Damn thats good
>>57073544
Get tums
>>57073705
Eat
>>57073794
Ayy boss
>>57073984
Hello
>>57074284
Why are you replying to everyone, babe?
>>57074082
We had a white new foundland dog.
She's dead though. Very friendly dogs.
>>57074325
Because everyone deserves my love
good morning loves, have a great day
>>57074284
Thanks m8
>>57074252
well it's only 10 am so we'll see that later
glorious leader
>>57073418
You're back! good shit
Want easy (You)s?
Just post hello anywhere and that's it.
https://youtu.be/L03K2njcCrM
Post what motivates you
>>57074733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSkIwwdT79E
>>57074733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY
yall better fess up real fuckin soon.. what the fuck have you been doing in this gen while I was away, why is it a fucking mess?
>>57074806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMjy_JrdO4E
What's the best lunch to have on a rainy day?
> playing forgotten hope
I'm a ss trooper and a Sherman has pinned me down into a foxhole
I have a stg44 and 2 grenades. If I stick my head out of the foxhole the mg will kill me
Halp. What do?
>>57075120
soup
>>57075120
Grilled cheese or anything warm
>>57075120
this >>57075173
and >>57075162
put together
>>57075129
Throw a grenade to create a chance to aim for the gunner window or driver window and hope you take them out
>>57075354
Sounds good
>>57074347
what kind of love?
So the plan of attack kinda worked.
I threw one grenade at the tank while I was still in the foxhole. I think this hit near the turret because the commander got out of the vehicle.
I then jumped out of the foxhole and opened fire. I killed the commander but seconds after I was shot in the head by a machine gun
Did I die a hero? Will the Führer forgive me?
>>57074645
Disgusting Mexican
>>57075695
Innocent love
>>57075742
You died a glorious death anon, and have made the ultimate sacrifice to the reich
>>57071839
I pray to our lord and savior that Trump gets elected so that monkeys like these butthurt becomes palpable :)
>>57075819
Thank you komrad. I knew the risk but it was worth it. I would spill my blood a thousand times for the fatherland
>>57075742
You died in vain anon. The Reichstag is burning. There can be no glory for the dead.
>skip class
>browse /pol/ and make an asparagus salad instead
I'm doing well in my classes and from January to the middle of march I was a great student going to like 99% of my classes. Now I'm skipping like one a week. Senior year man. Also need to get a fucking job.
>>57076030
But I took an American officer with me. What more could I have done?
There was no way out but in death
>>57075742
The dream is dead, anon.
Red darkness shall rule Europa for a thousand years
I want to see the US become a fascistic nation in my lifetime.
Would voting for Trump or Bernie get us there quicker?
>Canada
Eww.
>>57076435
mexico? more like mexipoop
hahaha
>>57076502
heheh
Mexicaca
>>57076359
Bernie won't get the nomination, he lost with too many important states.
Trump will also have to combat your countries own laws and system and with a max of 8 years in office not a lot can be done. But I guess he has more potential since he wants to put restrictions on a cult which is considered fascist.
>>57076502
>>57076546
Americaca
Pfffffhahaha
So I haven't respawned
Here's what happened after my death
Sherman retreats after it killed me
Maybe because I killed the commander
Immediately 2 panther tanks avenge me and fire on the Sherman at the same time engulfing the Americans in a ball of fire.
More of our tanks are advancing on the Americans
I'd like to think I died a martyr and my courage inspired them to press onward
>>57076610
literally nobody cares
>>57076648
I don't care
>>57076610
go back to your horse fucker board you avatar faggot
>>57076502
Cacanada
>>57076610
Go back to sleep, comrade. You're dead.
Hey, just wondering. On the news sometime ago there was something about a guy drawing a guy at the congress or whatever it was. Is there any follow up on it?
>>57076685
I'm not avatar fagging
Also don't call me a horse fucker. I would never stoop that low
>>57076648
>literally
Spotted the 12 year old
>>57076610
what game are you playing?
How expensive are video games in Canada and Mexico?
>>57076825
Forgotten hope. It's a mod for Battlefield 1942
>>57076829
Holy fuck why is that shit so expensive in Brazil?
>>57076829
Expensive in main stores, somewhat decent prices on local stores but even then steam offers the best prices.
>>57076829
About 500 dollars
>>57076829
From what I remember they're a little spendy in Canada.
>>57076774
literally suck my dick, fat faggot
>>57076683
Don't care that you don't care
>>57076924
I think because steam is based around usd
>>57076964
Why??
>>57076829
80-90 canuckles atm I think
>>57076829
3 years ago they were the same as the US. $59.
Now they are $79. $90 with taxes included
>>57076829
you usually pay 1000 pesos for a new game
>>57077033
hey that's me i wonder how that got here
>>57077064
>>57077117
They are? I thought they were like 70 something?
>>57077117
>>57077064
Jesus. I'm glad to be American
http://www.gamespot.com/forums/system-wars-314159282/so-games-in-canada-now-costs-70-80-with-tax-31124877/
>>57072112
I work in a kitchen as a cook. Pretty nice because of free food and shit but it is soul destroying work once you do it for a few months
