spooky adventures-edition
anime
>>57053063
We need more /cum/
>Canada
I'm kinda drunk already and only have maybe 4 ounces of rum left?
>>57054159
all i have is baileys and vodka...
its go time
Anime
>>57054379
ヒ
What should I fap to tonight lads?
>>57055294
vintage hairy
nth for weeb acceptance
>>57055294
/g/858005/18b001c0d3/
>>57055294
Futa Eva Braun doing the crabwalk
>>57055229
I do too
I think everyone does desu
>>57055313
but thats illegal
>>57055300
No cumming in /cum/ please
>>57055340
Too late
Business idea: Name a store after a Beatles song but only sell Rolling Stones memorabilia
>>57055322
Do not sexualize the Führers wife. That's disrespectfull.
>>57055294
female:facesitting
>>57055325
Some people have great voices and know it. If I didn't have a lisp I think I would have a decent sounding voice.
>>57055294
wheat
>>57055313
>females only
>incest
>sister
>yuri
>>57055371
I fail to see the issue.
>>57055356
Jawohl mein Herr.
>>57055370
I want her to jack me off onto that wheat
>>57055356
but theyre both dead, who cares?
>>57055371
sounds good~
>>57055371
>>57055381
forgot the image of disdain
>>57055371
Yuri is the purest form of love
>>57055361
This might just be the best recommendation so far, should I add the cherry on top and go for christmas cakes?
>>57055425
Of course
mum just came home with pizza honestly could shag er sometimes
>>57055439
Yes, pizza is sexy
/fcum/
>>57055464
>>57055464
Bienvenue
You are always welcome.
>>57055464
>deleting the one game you can never redownload again because of Konami
good job, dingus
>>57055464
still so upset this game was dropped ;-;
>>57053063
sauce on game
>>57055526
love you
>>57055361
post vocaroo
I'll tell you how cute your voice is
>>57055527
I have no idea, got it from a /v/ webm thread
>>57055464
This game was going to be so great too bad it was an exclusive.
>>57055527
spooky's house of jumpscares
>>57055527
Spooky's house of jumpscares
>>57055556
What do you want me to read?
>>57055551
I-I love you too
>>57055480
Greatest Ally? Didn't see them with you in Iraq,Afghanistan ect also they have a real socialist as a prime minister
france is 10% muslim btw
>>57055599
They like us more than you, and they helped us win the revolution
why do we always get visited by dumb limeys and almost never by french friends
>>57055391
You fool, they just hide in the mountains of Patagonia to return 2033 and take over as soon as the people learned their lesson.
>>57055599
We helped them in Afghanistan, tho, desu
>>57055599
They helped us get away from you
>>57055614
>They like us more than you
Do you really think that I care if a socialist 10% country likes you more than they like us?
> they helped us win the revolution
They helped us hundreads of years ago but we went to war with them a few decades after
clap clap
Be best friends with them then I wouldn't expect an American to understand loyalt anyway.
>>57055568
>>57055583
thanks anonettes
>>57055678
I love you dad
>>57055678
>>57055614
I mean 10% Muslim country and they went to war with you guys after the revolutionary one
God I need to get some sleep
>>57055584
anything at all
>>57055678
>Do you really think that I care
No, but France is our original ally. They also hold a higher opinion of the US so therefore I think they are cooler. A very good chunk of Brits don't like Americans or the US.
Plus, France helped cultivate the greatest American cuisine: creole.
>>57055716
when? the only thing france did with us following the rev. war was giving us the louisiana territory
>>57055716
8%, IIRC
But yea, we're fucked
Good night lads
>>57055717
Come on senpai, gimme something. I won't know what to read otherwise
>>57055716
This is what your life had become, arguing over who is the USAs closest ally on a tibeten underwater basket weaving forum at 6:48am
>>57055716
French culture>>>>>>>>>> x100000000000000 British culture
>>57055728
How dare you anon
You wouldn't even exist if it wasn't for Britain/Anglos and this is how you repay us? Sleeping with the enemy? A swarthy ugly one at that
>They also hold a higher opinion of the US
and you wonder why
You Americans really make me sick.
>>57055716
go to bed~
>>57055761
Woah this aggression is why Americans like France more.
Keep in mind the US colonies began because people wanted to leave Britain.
>>57055736
give it time... Eventually the Muslim horde will be pushed out of Europe and they'll crawl back to their desert shitholes. Islam is in desperate need of a massive reformation.
Until then, remember: the only good Muslim is a dead one.
>>57055752
>American judging other peoples culture
Okay
im going 2 sleep /cum/-chan
zzzzz
>>57055784
Nah its cause we didn't wanna pay taxes 2bh
>I smoke weed because it makes you feel relax
>>57055767
Oh so you're on their side now as well? I expected more from you Canada but hey I guess Americans and their treacherous ways were going to corrupt you one day.
>>57055761
> sleeping with the enemy
Nigga you were the enemy
>>57055740
I can't think of anything either desu
I'm not very creative
>>57055832
I'm just telling you to go to bed if you are tired
Post your comfy pictures.
BRITISH SCUM >>>/OUT/
>>57055784
Yes it that why most Americans were loyalists when the war began?
Evil American traitor
>>57055814
Gnite.
>>57055832
Why should Canada agree with you? If it wasn't for the queen they would be completely independent from you.
Your empire is dead
>>57055858
>>57055837
This is why the Anglosphere will never accept you.
I really hope that Mexico takes the South west and we'll see if Frances cares so much about you then
>>57055815
We rebelled because we didn't wanna pay taxes. The colonies were started by religious crazies trying to flee the crown
>>57055842
Looking for something now
>>57055863
>why do Americans consider France their best ally
>evil American traitors
This is why France is our greatest ally
>>57055897
mexico can't even control their own country let alone a part of ours
>>57055872
The empire might be dead but our legacy lives on I wouldn't expect a non Anglo to get that though
>>57055897
If Mexico attacks us you'd have to help too. You're a member of NATO
>Yes sir I vape.
>>57055897
>This is why the Anglosphere will never accept you.
oh well?
>>57055917
>I wouldn't expect a non Anglo to get that though
> he types on an American website
>>57055897
Would you accept me? Great Britain.
Good night lads. I hope the British anon feels better
>>57055897
well that comment sure didnt help your support cause, limey
Gn lads
Reminder never trust a Brit
>>57055923
If nato didn't exist do you really think that they'd care? They didn't when 9/11 happened but guess what? We did.
I vape hash oil cause it helps me relax
>>57055897
Leave me out of this. As far as I'm concerned, we should all be united against the evil forces of non-Anglo countries.
>playing killing floor
>dude that I've played with many times is there
>he keeps dying and that's rare cause this guy is good at the game
>asked him what's going on, "you don't usually play this bad" I say
>"how do you know that" he quickly asks
>because we've played together in the past, several times
>apparently he doesn't remember me at all
>he doesn't type anything for the rest of the game
Was I being creepy?
>>57056018
That's pretty fucking normal conversation, dude's probably a turbosperg.
>>57055994
British people laughed on 9/11
Fuck you
I think you people lack the experiance of internet caffes where its like a massive lan party.
It used to be a trend here but now everyone has a PC and internet caffes nearly don't exist
>>57056000
America isn't Anglo.
>>57055940
So?
>>57055935
Hope your proud of being a culturless shit hole filled with nothing but corporations and crap like that
>>57055955
Ehhh
>>57055842
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B6hiSREj2D
No bully
>>57056046
What the hell are you talking about?
I bet you guys are cute
>>57056049
I experienced it on a gaming caffe when Combat Arms was pretty popular.
>>57056061
believe it or not the US actually does have cultures
but anyway, I don't really care about it, I just live my life man, being part of some anglosphere doesn't really bother me, nor anybody really
>>57056046
uhhh, no
british people sang the US anthem and it is actually quite tearjerking
>>57056085
I'm pretty damn cute
>>57056049
I admit I've never been to those
I wish I could've though
>>57056095
>US actually does have a culture
>>57056071
You sound like you suck dick for charity
>>57056112
>>57056093
now also people have phones.
back in the day when Mirc/msn and when the internet was expensive because of dial up.
i miss thoes days
>>57056108
Not whilst you weigh 400 pounds, burger.
>>57056118
Vocaroo read for anyone up to it. The passage we will be reading is as follows:
>"Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water."
Vote who reads the best.
>decide to play pokemon because I needed to relax and I never beat Y
>finish EV training my starter gay firefox before I battle anything because I'm trying to learn what competitive pokemon is
>decide to do a wonder trade just out of nowhere
>get a perfect IV modest squirtle
>squirtle is my favorite pokeman of all time
>probably messed up his EVs because I tried to make him a powerhouse
>don't even care because hes literally my bae and he has the best stats possible
Feeling really good lads, thought today was going to be another bad day but it all came around in the end. The only downside is they original owner named him Koopa. It could be worse but I'm not a big fan of it.
>>57056116
quit believing /int/ memes my dude
>>57056134
Im actually a skellington
>>57056118
Isn't that what all Americans do? They have no purpose except materialism
I hope you're proud America/traitors I really hope that you are
listening to love songs and having a cry
>>57056136
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16ESg46e9dZ
>>57056071
I guess I kinda hear a faint lisp
doesn't sound bad at all though desu
>>57056147
Me too and I honestly think I'm at least a 7/10 and at best an 8/10
Also I'm 6'2"
>>57056162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQQ8bVQbxAc
>>57056146
I've been to America
You have no culture at all well unless you consider mcdonalds,twerking,rap ect to be culture
"My dude"
>>57056159
I suck dick for profit but he sucks dick for FREE
>>57056147
how much do you weigh
>>57056147
Why anon? Don't you have any countries to betray?
>>57056162
Listening to sad music is bad for your health baka desu senpai
>>57056196
last I checked, ~135 lbs
>>57056185
>visited america
>thinks he knows all of american cultures
my dude..
>>57056207
NO
LET ME BE EMO, MOM
>>57056085
I'm indeed really fucking cute. :´)
>>57056167
Choose something else then, fagioli.
>>57056185
>mfw nearly all British pop music in the last 50 years was inspired by American music
Keep in mind that John Lennon came up with the name "The Beatles" as a tribute to Buddy Holly and "The Crickets".
America doesn't have a historical culture like Europe does, but our pop culture dominates the world.
>>57056207
Typical Amercan he only cares about his own health but what about ours when you betrayed us?
>>57056162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlGscIePKdk
>>57056207
>tfw listen to sad songs almost exclusively
I'm unironically attractive and popular
>>57056226
like what
>>57056085
you tell me
>>57056245
Well stop it
>>57056207
sad music is the best music though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp-IVPHH3jU
>>57056232
>but our pop culture dominates the world.
Are you really proud of that?
*spits on the ground in front of you*
*gives you a nipple twizzle*
>>57056085
I don't know whether or not I am, tbqh
I'm not very photogenic
>>57056210
spoopy
Would he pass as a local in your bed?
>>57056257
Chad/10
>>57056268
Sad msic? What about sad realities when you betrayed us? That was a sad reality.
>>57056261
never
>>57056210
better than me at least
I'm only 115
>>57056274
There's good and bad elements to it. The US has contributed so much good to global culture. I don't know why you deny that.
I guess us calling France our greatest ally really triggered you.
What chon app do you lads use? I just got my replacement phone and clover is discontinued I guess.
remember how united Americans were after 9/11? Where did it all go wrong? Ever since those few months of unity we've gone downhill in every aspect. We're now the laughing stock of the world and we all hate each other.
Is there even hope for America's future anymore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEWwZNUafKo
SHOUT
SHOUT
LET IT ALL OUT
>>57056257
White unlike America
>>57056286
o yeah baby
>>57056303
HOW?
you'd have to either be really short or anorexic
>>57056303
>>57056210
Da fug is this!!!
Unamerican as fuck!
>>57056268
This is memeworthy
>>57056305
Have you ever been to Europe? Only the lower class listens to your crap
France isn't your greatest ally
we are
John and Harry not Jean and Hugo okay? Praise Martin luther
CURRAHEE
>>57056245
Me too
Melancholy is the best sound
>>57056355
>being allies with bullies
>>57056355
>we are
No you aren't, your attitude towards the US and Americans proves it
Japan is a better ally than you are.
>>57056307
Maybe if you stopped calling 10% muslim socialist countries like France your greatest ally then you would get on the right track
>>57056085
Holy shit, you're right anon.
http://youtu.be/JB6C_zj2g5I
hold me
what's up with this bong
>>57056307
don't forget everyone that was united with us
Why did rock singers of the 60s-00s think it was cool to screech, literally moan, pant, and make various animal noises during a solo?
>>57056374
>America
>Calling other countries bullies
now this is meme worthy
>>57056376
What do you expect when you treat us the way you do? Didn't see Japan in Iraq or Afghanistan with you either but sure mate whatever you say
weeb trash
>nobody even commented on my squirtle
I thought you guys were my friends...
>>57056400
Fuck off faggot shove your Squirtle up your ass if you like it so much
>>57056380
our greatest ally is Israel.
>>57056329
I'm like 5'9
I just don't really eat a lot and have a fast metabolism so I probably haven't gained any weight since I was like 13
>>57056390
Imagine living on a dreary, sunless, rainy island on the fringes of Europe that used to rule the world but is now a breeding ground for foreign brown people.
Yep you guessed it, you'd be pretty messed up as well!
>>57056400
I thought America was my friend until you betrayed us
night friends
>>57056399
Brits are bullies though.
>>57056416
That's a pretty rude thing to say to somebody anon
>>57056434
>betrayed us
>memeing guys on 4chan
people love the UK here stop being a dummy
>>57056434
we betrayed you? you burnt down the white house!
>>57056307
Jews
>>57056430
>but is now a breeding ground for foreign brown people.
Yeah sorry but you're sixty two percent white and we're eighty eight
>>57056085
I hope I'm cute
>>57056449
You threw our tea in the ocean you autistic prick
>>57056448
It doesn't seem like it.
>>57056479
Post face
>>57056460
>british people
>white
?__?
I've been playing this game the entire day and I don't regret it.
the fucking music is so amazing.
>>57056491
Forgot video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX168B_4-mw
>>57056491
which game?
>>57056481
are you telling me people didn't drool over your accent when you visited?
if you bring up the UK here people will probably not know anything about it but will still have a positive opinion
or just meme about the past in friendly ways
you would have to look very hard to find someone that has a legit negative opinion
>>57056491
Risk of Rain?
>>57056485
>white skin
>green eyes
>not white
>talking crap about Mr Bean
Americans everybody fucking Americans
>>57056435
>>57056485
>>>british people
>>>>british """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>57056514
BEADY
Tfw no way to save up enough to get a new cpu that can run ds3 and dark souls 3
Tfw family is just going to get me more clothes for my upcoming birthday when i already hav enuff
Tfw no vidya to distract from poorfaggotry
>>57056508
I didn't really go to America
Why would I? It's just one big fucking London
>>57056530
EYED
>>57056504
Chrono Trigger
A classic
I used to get hypnotized by the music too
Enjoy the ride, viejo
>>57056530
Oh shut up
>>57056207
Midwest Emo is sad but comfy.
>>57056547
ANGLO!!!
>>57056533
>>57056482
I hope this is good
I need to shave tbqh
>>57056552
Classic? Hmm reminders me of the British Empire
Shame there's so many traitors around
>>57056571
Average
shave your face
>>57056533
>one big London
>without all the arabs
>>57056571
I would love to slit your fucking throat you creepy eyed cunt
>>57044833
okay
>>57056598
>average
Well I guess that's better than ugly
>>57056602
this
>>57056568
What is Mr.Ducky doing there? Probhably waving to the queen as she takes her pet corgies for a walk
that could've been you anon
>>57056616
Why so mean
>>57056599
Without the muslims but with a bunch of hispanics,blacks,jews and whatever
we're 26% whiter than you
>>57056555
>An Aryan is tall like Hitler, blonde like Himmler and lithe like Goering.
>>57056640
D U D E L E A F L M A O
>>57056571
Nice hairline
>>57056653
p o n c e
>>57056662
I have a widow's peak
Hopefully I won't go bald for many years
>>57056297
Come on man
>>57056653
It was saying in Germany during the war. /pol/tards are more delusional than the average German was.
Niggers tongue my anus.
>>57056632
The first guy is just an upset Brit and the second guy is a Bongaboo
am I cute /cum/?
>>57056727
YOU'RE VILE.
>>57056636
>implying hispanics (in particular pretty bro tier), blacks, jews aren't chill
>getting blown up
>not being relevant
Back to /pol/ you go
>>57056727
You look like a spazz with all that fake shit on your head.
>>57056727
>brown girls
>>57056727
Yes, but you look like you listen to hipster shit tier music.
>>57056740
>implying hispanics (in particular pretty bro tier), blacks, jews aren't chill
>>57056763
mMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Need a qt hispanic gf RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY&ebc=ANyPxKrMw85PupcfJTD8t4NXwf1vHv3klX4jKtgEnYIzsfutnbww6Mae1mawAo76fVyOrFTc4i6R
Who's watching you /int/?
>>57056727
>BIll Kaulitz posts in /cum/
WoW!
fifel
im losing it lads
liquor is the only thing that keeps me sane
>>57056902
Been there done that lad...
>>57056902
What's wrong?
>he isn't into white pussy
>>57056912
>>57056911
been alone for years and years and years.
through the towl away a long time ago desu but recently the booze hasnt been able to keep me from feeling.
ive had to go to sleep drunk every night for idk 3-4 years barring a few days
>tfw want to sleep but the album isn't done
>>57056727
I bet you live in montrose
>>57056945
That was me a few years ago, you probably need help if you don't go emotionally numb soon
>>57056945
You always have us. /cum/ has helped me several times when I was feeling really shitty.
I would also talk to someone, as in a doctor. Call your parents too. Alcohol will not solve your problems.
2016 truly is the year of the gf after all
>>57056945
>been alone for years and years and years.
Oh no, I'm sure your still young. If you spend all your time drinking you'll never complete anything productive. Find help anon alright?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek&ebc=ANyPxKrMw85PupcfJTD8t4NXwf1vHv3klX4jKtgEnYIzsfutnbww6Mae1mawAo76fVyOrFTc4i6R
>>57056988
we're all gonna make it
>>57056988
>not being married already
