What's the difference here?
>>57056161
The quality of banter
>>57056173
Is it positively proportional to land mass?
NZ is like australias canada
there is none
>>57056161
One is a country.
The other is a """"country"""".
>>57056161
one has a chance to kill you and fucked temperature.
the other is chill if you are cool being poor.
>>57056161
one fucks sheep, the other gets cucked by emu
Cuck cuck cuck
>>57056191
No otherwise China and Russia would be the best at banter
>>57056212
t. Makataki Takalua
farm in NZ looked really cool when I watched TV program about NZ. meanwhile Australia that I think of is almost desert.
Kiwis can't say six
There are many differences between Lamb and Beef.
A federation of six colonies and the contrarian.
>>57056330
>seeeeeecks
>>57056198
Nah, NZs scenery is nicer than Australia's, popular vacation spot, can't say the same about Candanada. Also we like each other more.
>>57056461
NZ has some pretty landscape, so does Australia for that matter once you travel around a bit.
Lot of Tassie and the NSW-Vic highlands is really nice country.
Australia has superior beaches, best in the world
unforutnately 99.9% are offlimits because of deadly crocodiles,sharks,jellyfish,poisonous fish, poisonous snakes, giant dune worms, abo mermaids
>>57056496
Yeah absolutely, but I guess it comes down to personal taste. NZ is a lot more vibrant imo
>>57056209
This.
>>57056312
Only 35-ish percent of Australia is covered in desert. We also have a pretty decent amount of rainforests and tropical areas.
But we have some farms bigger than some countries.
>>57056161
Our dangerous wildlife roams free
NZ has theirs mostly contained in south auckland
NZ was too pussy to kill off the Moari.
>>57056161
Maori and Abo culture
>>57056461
>NZs scenery is nicer than Australia's
Tassie has everything New Zealand has, with far less foreigners and natives.
>>57057072
>We also have a pretty decent amount of rainforests
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>>57057426
But they make up for it with each cunt having two heads
>>57057272
The eggs, you will cook them
>>57057458
Tasmania is so based when I finally finish my teaching degree I'll be moving their.
I have never wanked in a foreign country
>>57057861
>their
Please tell me you'll be teaching the little mutants maths and not english
>>57056161
One is full.
Whats the difference here
>>57058060
wew lad
>>57056161
>>57056173
Delete this
>>57057861
>their
dont get your hopes up
Kiwis are kawaii and Aussies are brash and rough, even the women
Australia is literally the greatest country on Earth, and I would heavily encourage any prospective immigrant to NZ - especially the swarthier posters on /int/ - to consider moving to Australia instead
>>57057861
>teaching degree
>their
>>57056209
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>>57058630
sheep shagger
>New Zealand doesn't speak Zealandic
AHAHAHAHA
>>57060360
>Netherlands doesn't speak toothpasteese
>>57060409
Toothpastese isn't a language smartass. Zealandic is.
https://zea.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%B2blad
We don't sink Australian boats
>>57056161
Different stars, yeah?
>>57060409
USA bringing the heat.
>>57060567
No one gives a fuck about Old Zealand, that's why there's a New one.
>>57057426
Yeah but it's got fucking Tasmanians.
>>57056161
Aus:
-poisonous insects
-poisonous snakes
-poisonous birds
-poisonous trees
-inbreeding
-criminal ancestry
-savage natives
-rude cunts
-irrelevant national sport
New Zealand:
-harmless wildlife
-natives only rob you once in a blue moon
-attractive flora and fauna
-Lord of The Rings n shiiet
-good cunts
-extremely relevant national sport
>>57060360
>Named by a dutch explorer
>Never managed to claim it because the natives drove him away
Jesus Toothpasteland, you got cucked by literal spearchuckers.
>>57056161
one is hot
one is cold
>>57057072
most of that 'grassland' area is arid as absolute fuck. maybe not desert but really inhospitable.
t. outback traveller
>>57056606
>giant dune worms
>abo mermaids
>>57060881
Its the Dutch, they go from civilised to cannibals in about a month, they know their own.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batavia_%28ship%29
>>57063913
We require toothpaste for a reason :3
australia is more welcoming to immigrants
>>57056161
One Rugby team is better than the other.
>>57063965
>for a reason
>>57062994
The grassland here is categorized into either arid grassland or semi-arid grassland.
But tbqh its not very inhospitable, its mostly just the area between towns that makes it more difficult to live in compared to smaller countries, particularly if you're a tourist or newly settled foreigner. People are often surprised just how far away places are from each other.
I technically live on the border of desert and grassland, and the only noticeable difference to city life is slightly warmer days and slightly colder nights. Its not by any means impossible to survive.
>>57057072
>farms
Their called stations citybitch
>>57060806
Cricket vs. rugby?
Cricket is probably more relevant desu senpai, if only because prajeet fucking loves it
>>57056161
Nothing
>>57056161
Kiwis have the better accent honestly
>>57067460
a butter eccint?
>>57067481
Its funny and chill. The australian accent sounds like a bad imitation of a cockney accent
>>57067565
what do you poms have against the letter T by the way?
>>57067752
Its too awkward to pronounce at the end of a word
what are the nz alps like? anything like the originals? i'm talking culture, sports, roads etc.
>>57058060
Nigga it's nine in the morning here (central standard time). Give it a fucking break.
>>57064106
blatantly untrue
>>57068020
It's daylight time right now
HILP MI IMA FAGIT
>>57058596
Kek. Hope the cunts not marking exams.
>>57060806
But the kiwis still come here in droves.
>>57068142
I've been up all night. I just want to farm /int/ for smug anime reaction faces and not bare witness to Australia's latent unanimous homosexuality
>>57064106
'Fuck off we're full' ring any bells mate?
>>57067861
or in the middle?
>a beh'ah accen' may'h
>>57068506
Its only dropped in the middle in london
