pay a coyote to tape you to the undercarriage of their van and hope la migra doesn't get you

>>57052076
Thanks, I'll consider it, but I want to do it legally.

>>57052771

1. get an in-demand and highly-valuable skill
2. get a work visa
3. move to the us
4. have your job taken by a jose or chinjao who will do the work for a small fraction of your wages

>>57053559
you mean it's been engineers and doctors hopping the border the whole time?

>>57053581

No, just that this is one of the few ways to get in legally. Then once they were in legally, their job would be taken/transferred abroad.

I have an EU passport (german)

Does that help in anything?

>>57052039
people who immigrated to the us say the most popular way is to come as a tourist and go to language school so you can change your status to student, then get a job offer. being a student you can stay in the country legally but can't work legally

>>57054489
Quality post tbqh

>>57054489
God bless you russian friend.

How do I move to USA?

Can I remain there if I go for a master degree with a scholarship? No

Can I go as a tourist and make money in the time I stay there? No

If I go with a tourist visa but find a job, can I apply for other kind of visa then? Maybe

We're full fuck off.

Nah get a skill/job or study or marry someone here.

>>57054785
marry us anon

>>57054785
A friend of mine is married to an american man.

They were supposed to leave like 3 years ago but they remained here for some reason. The guy seems to be more comfy here, he got job instantly with a meme degree, is mostly the wife who wanted to leave this country.

>>57054866
Do you have big strong arms, Ivan?
I'll marry you o3o

>>57052039
>How do I move to USA?
move