/cum/
Hola~ edition
>>57048820
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eo9HjFruuF
>>57048809
I used to work at fast food and it was horrible horrible horrible
I can't take all that pressure and quickness, it makes me scared to get another job
thanks for the advice anon
I deleted my 4chin folder. 8 years down the drain.
>>57048820
K E T C H U P
E
T
C
H
U
P
>>57048820
No homo edition
>>57048897
how much space did it free up?
faggots should hang tbqh
Guys this is the first /cum/ thread i ever made
>>57048897
but why
hola hola hoal
>Mexico
>>57048928
3gs of jpgs
It really wasn't worth it
Fuckin' piece of shit speeding tickets
>go upstairs to brew a cup of tea
>inevitably have to interact with mom and dad
>>57048889
Fast food sucks man, I know.
I did some work for a bookstore after working for Wendy's and it helped, just don't give up because of a sour experience or two.
Shoobies go home
>>57048955
It was time.
>>57048951
Welcome and bask in /cum/'s cum
>>57048975
>Canada
>>57048996
Are you a neet that sees the disappointment in your parents eyes every time you look into them?
>why couldn't you do anything than play in house hockey?
>why couldn't you go to college?
xth for the most cute twi'lek on taris :3
>>57048904
Patrician
>>57048975
ok...
>>57048897
i would have actually cried
>>57049009
SOUTH DAKOTA DO YOU WANT TO JOIN OUR /MIDWEST/ MEETUP
>>57049135
Spain?
I found a transgender youtuber who's actually OK
https://youtu.be/GY3T6QriIV0
>>57049126
I remember fapping once or twice to those delicious thighs in spats
>>57049135
Mexico is a cute "girl", is spain?
>>57049126
Mission is shit. The stowaway that speaks twi'lek is best
>>57048897
I lost a couple wallpaper folders and I cried about 2 weeks ago
>>57048975
>those boobies
stop forcing unrealistic expectations on aspiring lolis
>>57049247
They were in their late teens desu.
>>57049247
Even if hard to attain it is the ideal that all lolis should strive for
>>57049185
gross
>>57049204
Moocha shaka paka a shit
>>57049203
cute dogs
>>57049179
Wait what where?!
>>57048975
Inverted nipples are my favorite
>>57049365
Literally goat tier, one of the wonders of 2D
>>57048951
Good lad
>>57049346
haven't decided yet, but here's my email
[email protected] pls emaiil
>>57049365
Are those a thing people are actually into?
>>57049433
what game?
Why was the old planet of the apes so GOAT compared to the newer shit ones?
here we go again
>>57049580
warframe
>>57049573
pls no
>>57049573
>all these based american paintings on some USCG website
fuggg, I wish Canada had some cool military artwork
>>57049602
You'll be bad until you get an Orokin reactor and a decent warframe.
need help?
this general is fucking terrible
>>57049664
kek
>>57049482
Yeah. My ex had them and I preferred them over normal nips
>>57049697
not yet, thanks though
I've only played through a few missions, but both of the party members I've been matched with ran circles around me the entire time desu
>>57049482
mememail sent
>>57049793
>A 15 meter tall blood thirsty moose
No thank you
screenshot your shit lads
>>57049597
just like animals we play pretend
>>57049785
Your butt is terrible
just bought sum fila shoes for 20$ /cum/-chan
>>57049664
Not gonna happen with Justin "The military is terrible and gay pride parades are my second favorite thing after weed" Trudeau in office.
>>57049862
I wore filas when I did running club
>>57049850
>gundam planet
muh negroid
>>57049850
> Ashten
That's the girl's spelling
Are you a grill?
>>57049888
the worst part is that some already exists but the gubberment doesn't give out anything in high resolution
>go to Taipei 101 yesterday
>pro-China protesters from the mainland
>some weird rape pictures thrown in too, why not
>gf looks at me
>pulls her eyes to the sides and starts speaking with an extreme accent
>mfw she's pretending to be Chinese
>>57049850
Here you go senpai
>>57049911
oh jeez i shud return them then
>>57049942
Best prices bb
>>57049943
No. Is the 'en' ending realy the girl version?
>>57049981
What ethnicity is your gf?
>>57049996
you cheeky cunt
>>57049850
Here
>>57050031
Hakka, but she is Taiwanese.
>>57050055
Damn. Saginaw pulled an Aborigine. gg lad
>>57050079
Abbos are looked down upon here desu. You can tell if someone is abbo by their skin tone but no one will admit it.
>>57049850
>>57050105
I noticed they have a differant *not bad* skull structure. Does she speak a Abo language?
>all these chrome users
>>57050146
How do I apply?
>>57050194
FIREFOX *holds up spork*
>sitting in lobby before interview
>gorgeous blonde asks me to come back and have a seat
>she starts the interview
Lol? Is this a joke? Can I speak with a man, please. This is my future we're talking about here.
>>57050140
>when will the south rise again
>>57050146
How to configure a proxy
good lads
this is where i live
>>57050146
>proxy tab
Te banearon la cuenta master?
>>57050146
>"how to configure a proxy..."
cmon pal
>>57050207
rude
>>57050235
Looks comfy
>tfw get really scared when people that are angry are nearby me
They're not angry at me, they're just angry at other things, but I still get really scared ;_;
Ahhhhhhhh I AM SO ANGRY
>found my varsity jacket
oh the memories
>>57050199
European internships to kidnap arian girls
>>57050174
Hakka people are not abbos. They are just an ethnic group in China/ Indochina. No young people speak Abbo languages though. It's just not really embraced. There are like 15 Abo languages in Taiwan anyways, but I'm not sure how similar they are structurally.
>>57050207
I'm not intimidated by women either.
>>57050289
Chill dude chill
TELL ME, What's the problem?
>>57049850
I'm giving Ted Kaczynski's manifesto another look desu
>>57050194
>>57050203
I wish Opera didn't go to shit
Best browser before the Chromium switch
>>57049850
Two for the price of one
S P A G H E T T O
>>57050235
Looks like a parking lot
>>57050321
I DONT KNOW WHY BUT I AM PISSED
SOMETIMES I'M ANGRY THAT I FEEL SO ANGRY
>>57050317
I know they aren't Abbos from Australia. Theyre more related to Vietamese and Cambodian.
t. taking Genetics
>>57050322
How'd you get mugi on ya page
>>57050340
Dual screen seems fun
>>57050354
He'll never spill his spaghetti XD
>>57050402
>Dual screen seems fun
Never going back
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH LADS I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT
>>57050364
Punch the wall
>>57050380
>>57050429
Be the first Canadian school shooter
greetings
ps. greetings
>>57050402
>>57050425
this
I seriously can't understand how people use single monitors after I used dual
>>57050447
What is he going to do?
Apologize them to death?
>>57050447
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89cole_Polytechnique_massacre
>>57050464
It surprises me that there are people on 4chan with only one.
How do they watch anime while keeping track of threads?
>>57050469
Words can hurt
>apartment above me having a party
>apartment below me having a party
>I'm sitting here shitposting
tfw haven't had friends in years
>>57050469
SORRY
>>57050207
>mfw a person from HR does the interview
Why the would would they get a useless person with a joke of a career who contributes absolutely nothing to humanity and who overall has failed at life to conduct interviews for a serious job in a serious field?
>>57050486
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_L%C3%A9pine
meme man
>>57050534
/cum/ is a party
>>57050537
We're your friends
>/cum/
That's pretty gay.
post comfy non-/cum/ music, preferably not in English seeing as it's a dogshit language which is completely overused to death, especially in music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMVY5pPSPSQ
>>57050603
Russia is pretty gay.
I felt more alive than I have felt in a long time at the gym this evening
I got very worked up about the state of our society and the way humans live today
I felt like I could actually do it
I felt like I could kill
I don't think I will but I'm starting to think that knowing that you can take another's life is the only way to be alive
Its a bit like the feeling I get when I'm hunting but much more intense
I don't think I'll ever do it although the thought of it has made me feel more alive
I think I had a very angry expression on my face because this bitch boy in skinny jeans gave me a look
I looked back at him
I don't think I could ever really kill him
But the thought of it feels invigorating
Like I have been resurrected
It sounds stupid and edgy but the feeling I felt with these thoughts in the gym felt better than anything I've felt in a very long time
>>57050486
I only use 1 monitor because I like using my laptop on my bed and it's comfy
>>57050603
u kno it x)
>>57050402
>How'd you get mugi on ya page
https://userstyles.org/styles/85301/minmascot-for-4chan
>>57050609
kill who
are you a girl
>>57050608
Russia is the opposite of gay.
>>57050574
I'm honestly surprised /pol/ doesn't hail Marc Lépine as a hero.
>>57050613
Only acceptable excuse I guess.
anyone else have all their thumbnails vanish?
>>57050603
how do you feel about Karjakin winning the candidates tournament today and becoming the next Challenger to Magnus Carlsen?
https://www.rt.com/sport/337464-sergey-karjakin-candidates-tournament/
Also if you look at his twitter he's literally a kremlinbot, despite the fact that he used to be Ukrainian.
4chan should have been deleted 5 years ago
Russians are qt sissy boys
>>57050661
Post accent, cyka
http://vocaroo.com/
>>57050736
>that feel when a mexi-chan steals ur identity
>>57050738
I don't have a microphone
>>57050661
In the closet?
>>57050605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaG56koI690
>>57050609
Working out makes me feel invincible.
It sounds autistic but i feel it gives me a connection to my ancestors. They lived a life of apex predators. Death could come at any moment. A slave raider, a hotile invader. They had to be preppared for anything.
In the 21st century I wont have to deal with this but in those moments where I feel I'm out of breath or I feel I'm gonna break I remember them
>>57050758
I'm s-s-sorry
i really liked that cute baby
>>57050609
Get a gang who is into military sims or paintball
>>57050605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36yiStRe-ak
here you go senpai
>>57050799
>>57050810
its ok ur cute
>>57050736
BABY
A
B
Y
Reminder that if it doesnt snow on a regular basis during the winter where you live you are not white
>>57050848
no, ur cute
>>57050808
>It sounds autistic but i feel it gives me a connection to my ancestors.
I bet you unironically got immersed while playing Skyrim and probably even did something faggy like wearing a viking hat while playing, you fucking nerd.
>>57050896
ok im cute
>>57050901
>skyrim
I don't play games like that. I only get immeresed in the real world
>>57050736
das nice of you
>Le cuck wife's son meme
There's literally nothing wrong in being a step dad
I have a step dad
>>57050965
My step dad was a better dad than my real dad desu
>>57050892
I hate California so goddamn much
Well... How's it going for you guys?
>>57048820
what is this from por favor
>>57050965
i would only do this is the wife was way out of my league, like holy shit how did i get her tier, but even then you might get cucked again
>>57048975
Anyone have sauce?
>>57051100
Might order some models. Reading history. How are you doing lad?
>>57051112
http://nhentai.net/g/140394/
>>57051132
Valkyrie Drive
Episode 11 I think
It's pretty shit but it's basically yuri hentai.
>>57051139
Well i got 13 (You)s so yeah
everything's good
>Why yes I do indeed hate Wyomi-
>>57051139
What kind of models are you buying? Tanks, jets or maybe space shuttles?
>Be black anon
>walk in to wells fargo and demand job
>get job just like that
life is good n shit.
Is Edmonton a nice place to visit?
Never been outside the US and the flights there are pretty cheap.
>>57051328
gundam. Plastic robot models
http://www.gundamplanet.com/hg-ibo-graze-ritter-carta-custom.html
I havn't gotten model planes in a while. But I might get one soon
>>57051366
it's shit
they have a big mall and that's about it
>>57051366
edmonton a shit
>>57051366
It's somewhat close to Jasper and Drumheller, so that's something
>>57051201
gracias mexibro
>>57051366
the mall, then its just a boring town, go to toronto or vancouver or something, but even then canadas boring in general
>>57051366
the mall is great, not much besides that
Worth visiting for the mall though.
i did this gif
>>57051366
Edmonton local here.
It's decent but not amazing, we have a really nice mall that has a good amusement park and water park, but you can probably get those near you anyway.
I like our park system a lot, and it's definitely something that should be advertised more. The legislative building and grounds are also nice and worth an afternoon.
I can't say much about the night life (>tfw no friends), but there's always some festival or another going on during the summer, and those are usually really fun.
This goes for any Canadian city but try to catch a hockey game while you're there. Trips to Jasper and Drumheller are also an option, but you should plan to stay a night and either of them.
Though when all is said and done, just go to Calgary.
>>57051471
It matches my music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dNoQhvTSek
>>57050808
I think about that too
I spent a lot of time thinking about the course of humanity
I think about how we are all going to die and humanity will inevitably go extinct, and then I'll think about the ancient and prehistoric humans and how they lived so deliberately.
They did things because they had to to survive, they'd kill, eat, fuck, trade, burn, do anything necessary to come out on top.
I think today some of that nature is still in us, and it will be our undoing in the end.
Human beings will never work together to save our species from extinction, we only compete to be on top and there is no way you can change this fundamental fact, you can only dress it up with all the conveniences and comforts of modern life
This essence our ancestors lived with, and allowed us to come so far is humanity's hamartia.
In the end we can't change our nature, and it will consume us
>>57051471
Great contribution, I'm sure our future generations will reminisce on this gif
>ywn bet on a anime horse race
how do i escape this cruel world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE
>>57051388
>>57051409
>>57051426
>>57051439
>>57051445
>>57051589
me at 0:33 with the purple hair
>>57051388
>>57051409
>>57051439
>>57051445
>>57051479
Thanks lads.
Boring is cool with me. I hate doing touristy stuff anyway, much prefer just chilling with "normal" people when traveling.
Follow up question, has the mememan made weed legal yet?
Is it ridiculous that I am a 4-5 hour drive away from Canada but have never been?
Should I?
>>57051645
Depends, where do you end up after that drive?
>>57051589
me with the mask at 1:24
>>57051645
but where do u live
tfw not sexually attracted to my sister
>>57051668
you some kind of freak or something?
>>57051641
No, as it turns out there's a bunch of international concern about it.
Though I can probably hook you up, I have a few friends who smoke it. The cops really don't care because we have actual issues with hard drugs.
>>57048820
Sauce pls ?
>>57051655
>>57051668
I live in Connecticut and would end up in Q*ebec
>>57051668
tfw no sister to be sexually attracted to
>>57051589
>people get killed if one of those girls don't win
>>57051723
oh well quebecs pretty nice, the people though
>>57051723
Yeah, you should probably visit, can't give you much advice beyond that though.
>>57051723
Quebec is nice. You should visit sometime
>>57051589
Looks good, hope that it will get a great adaptation like Bahamut
>>57051589
w-what is this from?
i need to know because reasons
my favorite cum family picture :3
>>57050603
hey how can I get a cute Russian girlfriend?
>>57051761
Mobage
>>57051589
>>57051589
couldn't been better if it was girls riding horses?
>>57051738
>>57051747
>>57051752
Neat, maybe I'lll drive up some weekend
I could also get to Ontario pretty easily
I can't wait to get Tim Horton's again because we used to have one here but then it went out of business :(
Also I am looking at Quebec on Google Maps and why is it so weird? There's a near perfect half circle cut out of it and a FUCK TON of lakes
why are there so many Mexicans tonight :O
>been going to this shit school for over 4 years now
>every fall and spring concert has always had LITERALLY WHO's and awful music
>the school does something decent for once by getting Bronson for our spring fling concert thing (basically an excuse to daydrink)
>sjw's at my school throw a hissy fit because a rapper wrote a song that says some not very nice things about women
I'd be mad if the butthurt wasn't so good. I'm considering getting drunk, reading this comment section then masturbating to this sjw butthurt because that's how much it sexually arouses me.
>>57051794
That one's my favorite too
>>57051857
>wanting horses who may get in the way of the anime girls
what are you, a horse fucker or something?
>>57051857
Or horses riding girls
>>57051885
There's like three of us doing all the posting
>>57051885
tbqh
I think it' only like 2-3 guys including me
And i'm the one who has been posting a lot
>>57049850
Wew
I'm kinda drunk
what are you buds up to?
i'm watching ContinueShow desu senpai
Hello friends
>>57051925
>>57051936
hope you guys stick around <3 not cum without you desu ~
>>57051943
do you really visit reddit or did you just open it for le epic screenshot
>>57051961
Hello :3
>>57051961
>Minnesota
https://youtu.be/bTUTeE3yvRk
lads
>>57051943
>shitposting 101
kek
>>57051955
Gonna catch up on Gundam
>>57051961
Hello lad
>>57051696
> elect a pothead to legalize pot
> to lazy and forgetful to do it so he blames America
>>57051991
Is this a form of Vaporwave?
>>57051982
I was originally a Springfielder. Thank fuck we moved out of there years ago
>>57051961
sup bitch
>using extra flags
literally no better than being a tripnigger
>>57051894
aye bronson's pretty good
his show is literally fucking why tho, no idea why thats a fucking thing
>>57051589
I was going to link you to the japan world cup 3 flash game but it looks like the nips have taken it down, probably just blocked foreign IPs though.
>>57051894
Truth be told, I wouldn't even find it strange if you did.
Does that mean we're both weird?
Gingerbread Blue Moon Ale, buds
id like to take this moment to thank comrade joseph stalin for his service to the proletariat of the world
>be under 21
>can't bring booze back from canada
boring
jus put 4 chicken boobs with salt pepper italian seasoning paprika garlic powder and cayenne pepper in the oven /cum/-chan wat did u eat 4 dinner ?~
>>57052032
no one here is using regional flags
>>57052070
gas yourself, pinko
>>57051980
hello best neighbor, where were you on Easter?
>>57052030
gettng drunk
>>57051894
HO LE FUCK
Also Ben "The based Kike " Shapiro is making a speech here tomorrow. There will probably be protesters and I might go since my evening class is canceled.
>>57052107
Honey nut cheerios
>>57052055
I don't like blue moon desu
@57052124
>>57052116
why doesn't California ball get to say anything cool
>>57052107
bologna sandwiches
the meal of sadness
Paul Phoenix (USA)
vs
Raven (Canada)
vs
King (Mexico)
who wins???
>>57052018
argentina
>>57052107
leftover easter food
so turkey and ham and potatoes and some stuffing
tfw no Uzbek gf
>>57052116
Yooper here. CAn confirm for being lazy and wanting Wisconson's attention
;-;
>>57052107
Sounds good, I don't know ate a fuckton, so I might just settle with a banana shake with oatmeal and some quesadillas
i want a mexican bf
about to eat some leftover couscous lads
>>57052236
can't fool me by colouring your flag palestine
>>57052189
i actually rly like king
>>57052216
tfw no anything gf
yo
vapourwave
https://youtu.be/3D5Rgn-J1kY
>>57052153
Sheridan Wyoming, enjoying the wonderful sleet and Bighorns, what about you best neighbor?
>>57052116
SD and ND should be trying to stab each other with rubber knives and giggling desu
>>57052239
You there! Which side of the river!
>>57052248
this could be us
Why is /his/ so shit for anything but meme philosophy?
>>57052287
but im not mexican
are you that much of a whore, bawhoremas???
>>57052189
had to look them up desu
>Raven is black
oh canada..
>>57052156
Jesus christ, why not do a poll with different possible options before getting people riled up
>>57052228
>>57052213
>>57052187
>>57052159
ill post it so u get jealous hehehe
