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What's your opinion on ìreland, its people, its posters?

Personally I like its culture
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I like Ireland generally but Aidan Gillen is such a cunt
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As a full blooded Italian living here in Italy I can say in all sincerity that the Irish are some of the most incredible people I have ever met. They are such a srtong and beautiful people. I can see why the evil English were so jealous of a country as amazing as Ireland.
I've lived in Milan all 32 years of my life and every Irish person I've met here has been so honest, hardworking and friendly.
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>>57047473

Literally the stupidest white people to deal with as customers. They lack basic reading comprehension and cannot follow directions - at all.

Other than extraordinarily low IQ they are great.
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No opinion
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>>57047918
>Milan

So do you support AC or Inter?
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They keep migrating to Australia. But it's okay. We love them! <3
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>>57047473
>Personally I like its culture
We love you too.

>>57047930
>They lack basic reading comprehension and cannot follow directions - at all.
Probably can't understand Russian and rather than ask "what?" for a fifth time, they just thank you and leave.
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>>57048145
Astrail go brá!
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>>57048145
>Irish people keep emigrating
>Foreigners keep immigrating
we're fucked
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>>57047473
Wish I was some one fucking else.
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>>57048145
I hope you have a nice day anon.
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Don't forget my husbando.
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>>57048303
he's english
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>>57048347
His mother is Irish.
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>>57048152

Everything is is perfectly clear English, written and replied to by native English speakers. They just will not read instructions, and ask questions already answered 2-3 times because anything more than 3 lines, and they loose concentration.

I have to dumb things down to a 9 year old level and keep it extremely short, or they will not understand.

And I'm talking 100s of Irish customers experience I draw this experience from.

It is shocking.

Low Irish IQ is not a meme.
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>>57047473
good lads, prefer them to scots
brit flags bully them too much on here though, i think it might be the same ulster scots blokes that always post uda stuff on /brit/
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>>57048347
no such thing.

In Britain you're either a Paki or Irish.
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>>57048362
Iv'e seen you post before.
What is your trade?
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>>57047473
My girlfriend's Irish, and if she and her family are anything to go by they're pretty damn great.
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>>57048365
There's one particular Scot who has a vitriolic hatred for all things Irish, and one Irish "nationalist" in the North who cries because we legalised gay marriage.

I think it's just the two of them, and the occasional Englishman.

>>57048362
I don't understand, could you say this again?

>>57048402
My wife's son's father is Dutch, he's a pretty stand-up guy!
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Dublin is a meme city
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Give me a Irish boyfriend and i'll move to Ireland desu.
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>>57048431
Galway is nicer, true.
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>>57048421

kek I hate every last one of you.

>>57048392

Financial services.
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>>57048453
Post fenno-swede boypussy, le do thoil
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>>57048376
coming from a "swede"
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>>57048421
kek'd/10
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>>57048483
Cute language.

I wish i knew any fenno-swedes...
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>>57048482
>kek I hate every last one of you.
Irish people don't have any confidence in themselves or their ability, they don't like interacting with things they don't usually do. They'll hear you and understand you completely, but won't actually do anything unless you tell them EXACTLY how to do it and stand over them to watch them.. Even then, they'll pause and "what do you mean?" in the hopes you'll do it for them.

It's not that they're stupid. It's that they're lazy cunts with no confidence.
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>>57048514
Why would you get offended if you are Iri....

oh wait.
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>>57048530
>>57048546
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to Dublin tomorrow.
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>>57048558
It's shit being Irish desu.
>>57048607
Havent even set foot in that shit hole in 5 years,thank God.
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>>57048558

No it's definetly stupid - 100% stupidity.

It's like. Do: A, B and C

They will do A and part of C under A and leave out B all together.
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>>57047473
They are a very musical people.
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>>57048455
I was thinking Cork actually.

God-tier pubs. Unfortunately the women are hit-or-miss. Not that I had a chance anyway haha

Stop singing sad songs all the time though. The Brits are cunts but they're finally dying out. You've won.
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Love Ireland and the Irish, not so proud of the politics.
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>>57048362
Every Russian I've met has been thick as pig shit. Do you only send the baddies over here or what's the story?
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>>57048645

Then you tell them to submit it all again so it's complete. They will do just B.

Irish will not follow directions. I totally understand why the British hate them, as they are quite an orderly people. Rebel Irish - not so much - just not able to follow directions.

Not rebellious, just fucking stupid.
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>>57047473
Top blokes, would move to Ireland if I had to move anywhere else in the world.

>>57048673
Bit rude lad
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>>57048720
You are a Slav therefore infinitely genetically inferior to the irish, the fact that your ancestors were raped by Genghis khan doesn't help your case either.
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>>57048711
Why do you degrade yourself so low that you actually take even 1 SECOND to reply to a inferior organism with the brain capacity of a albino rat?
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How do I get an Irish gf?
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>>57048711

Russians there are mostly Ethnic Russians from Lithuania so they scam a EU passport, or illegals, and they are a special kind of inbred, pig fucking shitbags. We have some dumb fucks for sure, and the sociopaths mafia types love Ireland and England.
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>>57048635
>It's shit being Irish desu.
Is breá liom é, mo chara.

>Havent even set foot in that shit hole in 5 years,thank God.

I bet you're from Limerick

>>57048648
I like your how you couldn't choose what language to do ur national anthem in so u did it in two. That's cute.

>>57048645
Maybe you're just in the wrong part of the financial sector.

You think we helped Apple and Google pull off highly intricate tax loopholes where they (at some points) only paid 0.02% of taxes due because we're not good at what we do?

>>57048673
Cork is a shithole, the accent triggers me.

>Unfortunately the women are hit-or-miss
It's all part of the plan to keep Ireland white. Make the women so ugly only Irishmen will fuck them.

>>57048720
>Irish will not follow directions
>doing someone else's job for them

Are you sure you're dealing with Irish people and not Irish-Americans?

>>57048805
Marry a student in the US whose visa expired and offer green card.

>>57048788
Russians are actually top blokes tbf. They're scummy evil fucks, but at least you know what you're dealing with. They're not smart enough to be sneaky criminals.
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>>57048765

Mongolia have a national average IQ of 100. Ireland is 92. Your turn. I thank fuck for Mongolian rape of my ancestors.
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>>57048816
Igor, how do you have access to the internet?

Did you sell some crocodil or mugged someone for it?
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>>57048805
Believe it or not, Omegle and dumb luck is what worked for me.
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>>57048838

Irish Americans are equally fucking dumb. It is definitely genetic. But no, they are actual Irish with Irish addresses and passports.
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>>57048864

I'm rich.

Its nice the Sweden has taught its Somalians how to use modern technology. Now if only they could teach you not to rape...
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>>57048855
How does it feel being poorer than stupid people? LMAO no matter how hard you work, you'll never escape the soul crushing poverty!!
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>>57048805
One tip is to NOT go full muh heritage. Unless you or your parents were actually born in Ireland, people won't care.
Like I guess if you mentioned you have Irish heritage casually that would be fine, but don't go "I'M 1/32 TRUE BLOODED IRISH UP THE RA"
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>>57048984
Ignore this. Irish women love heritage stories. The stronger you come on, the better.

Got a surname from 5 generations ago? No? Not to worry, just make one up and ask if you know anyone with that surname. Ever wanted to visit Cork? Tell her your family was from there and ask if she knows where it is.

Tip for pros: if you want to make her panties REALLY wet, leave a comment on a YouTube video.
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>>57048984
I'm not Irish at all, all of my family has been from England. My last name is even McKnight ffs..
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>>57049063
>I'm not Irish at all
>McKnight
>Mc
>not Irish at all

Don't squander this opportunity, young Padawan.
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>>57049101
i like your thinking
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>>57049059
Top advice there lad

>>57049063
>Mc
You're in lad get yourself a plane ticket to Dublin now.
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>>57048963

Only reason we are not equally poor (as your country used to be) is your country sells its soul and sovereignty for Eurobucks, and allows all manner of 3rd worlders to come into fuck your women in exchange.

I'd say we have the better deal currently.

Also, I'm rich as fuck. For those smart enough there is always opportunity (and I'm from a poor as dirt family).
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>>57049192
How did you make your money jakub?
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>>57049192
>and allows all manner of 3rd worlders to come into fuck your women in exchange.
Ireland doesn't have that many muslims, blacks etc. None of the Celtic countries do
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>>57049237

Finance and investment. And no, I'm not Jewish.
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>>57049256

I've been to Ireland mate, there are plenty of black and brown faces, and Irish girls pushing mulatto anchor babies around. And i've been to Scotland and wales and seen the same. compared to Englandstn, no, but its still really fucking bad, and will get a LOT worse.
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>>57049192
>allows all manner of 3rd worlders to come into fuck your women in exchange.
We have some of the strictest asylum laws in Europe. After Germany asked us to take Syrians, we immediately tightened legislation to make deporting them easier.

Please stop believing /int/ memes.

>>57049329
Maybe you shouldn't go to poor, shitty areas. Most of our foreigners are Spics, Brits, or Polaks (though I know you avoid the areas with lots of Poles :) ).

The Muslims are usually along the Liffey, South Circular Road, or Clonskeagh. Avoid those 2 areas, and you're fine.

http://www.irishtimes.com/news/social-affairs/black-africans-face-most-racist-abuse-in-ireland-says-report-1.2146079
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>>57049461

From what I've seen the Sinn Fein, they love diversity and immigrants. Your country has been cucked hard by Socialism from the beginning.
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>>57049592
In the republic Sinn Féin are barely an entity and only exist as a means of sucking up protest votes against the establishment parties.
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>>57049592
>Sinn Fein
Pls go away, lmao.
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>>57049668
>>57049693

Well I hope your other parties aren't ex soviet funded socialist shills like they are.

Ireland would not manage with a big influx, you have too few cities to spread them around and such a small population.
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>>57049839
Fianna Fail has a track record of being sued by the European Courts for breaches in "equality" legislation and then going right back to breaching those rules.

Fine Gael (the current ruling party) are centre-right, if they had a majority, we'd be throwing shitskins into the sea.
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>>57049592

You live in a shithole lol
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>>57047473
Beautiful music
Beautiful land
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>>57049976

My flat is about €3000 a month. So no, not really.

>>57049964

Well, I hope you are right about that. The next few years will be live or die for all European countries,and Ireland being English speaking will be a huge target for migrants, especially with UK tightening its immigration.
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>>57049839
I'm pretty sceptical Sinn Féin is sincere about anything but United Ireland. Leftist and anti-establishment populism seems to be their way of getting votes but I don't think many people seriously want them in government.
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>>57049984

True, but the people are dumb as bricks.
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>>57049964
Fine Gael have gone soft, leftist populist socially as fuck, willing to bend over backwards and take in all the migrants to please Merkel

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/election-2016/news/government-planning-to-grant-asylum-to-20000-unvetted-migrants-garda-whistleblower-john-wilson-34431019.html
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>I like its culture
So you like English culture + Riverdance lol
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>>57050328
Stop exerting all of your anger about the fact that falling oil prices mean lord putin and Russia are royally fucked and on a road to depreivation and stay envious at the Irish, smart people who enjoy to play the fool towards thick shites such as yourself.
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>>57050284

Fair play there are people in Ireland paying that for a flat too

But the average Irish person has a higher standard of living in Russia - Russia is a fucking dump who in west Europe would wanna live there
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>>57050367
>John Wilson
You mean the same guy who thinks the Polish are out to get us?

>Fine Gael have gone soft
Yes, as seen over their refusal to repeal water charges.

>leftist populist socially as fuck
Kenny hasn't brought up abortion referendum, he doesn't even want to talk about it, despite Martin and the other leftist faggots screaming for it, and even Vradkar being a faggot.

>willing to bend over backwards and take in all the migrants to please Merkel
You know how many we've taken and it's already a year into the deal? 126.

You know how many people we denied entry to the State or deported? Around 2000.
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>>57050284
>My flat is about €3000 a month. So no, not really.
Is that supposed to be expensive?
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>>57047473
Its culture is partaking in brewery marketing. There's nothing else. Literally the most insignificant place in Europe.
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>>57050328
No…………
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>>57050416

>smart people
kek good one.

After communism things look pretty bright to most of us. I certainly can't complain, and I love my country.

>>57050437

trust me you get a lot more for your money in Russia.

Ireland is lovely, don't get me wrong. I just fucking HATE dealing with your dumb fuck in business. Not quite bad as poo in the loos, but bar far the most frustrating Europeans to deal with.
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>>57050572
>Britain's greatest writers and poets were Irish
>Britain's greatest musicians were Irish
>Britain's best actors are Irish

Go away, loser.
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>>57050482

Average rent is about €250 so yeah.
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for some reason they seem to think their country is good at rugby
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>>57050640
Did you get at the start of the queue or something, Tovarisch?
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>>57050636
Nope, simply wrong. Ireland should be wiped off the map. Worthless nation full of worthless "people".
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>>57050636

Claims great artists because the list of contributions to important things like science and medicine is so short.
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>>57050706
Kek.

>b-b-b-but actors are so important
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>>57050678
>never remember anybody giving a shit about Rugby
>suddenly our team won a thing or something
>suddenly everybody around me pretending to give a shit
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>>57050684

We don't live off the dole here Liam. Most people work for a living and pay their own way. Mad idea. We shook off socialism.
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>>57050739
>beat northern hemisphere """"""teams""""""
>"yeah world cup here we come!"
>play a southern hemisphere team
>get BTFO immediately
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>>57050739
lol
Same here
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>>57050737

>b..but an Irishman wrote some poems 100 years ago! They were really good!
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>>57047473
paddy scumbags
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>>57050737

b...but an Irishman wrote some poems 150 years ago, and they were really good....

annnd..... bonno
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>>57050802
>play southern hemisphere team
>btfo immediately

That's wrong though. It was because the French decimated our line-up, we took so many fucking injuries from it.
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>>57050873
No need to make a joke twice autist.
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>>57050876
>"m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-muh injuries!!"
LMAO
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>>57050704
Name a single British author better than Yeats, or Beckett.

>>57050706
>be the first to artificially split the atom
>develop modern chemistry
>be the first to come up with the idea of the electron

>do all of this despite systematic oppression and a crushing attempt to smother education
Go away Ivan, your country has done nothing but steal German scientists and pretend to be relevant.
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I know two Irish people well enough to know them. One is a fetal alcohol wreck and the other one is nice.
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>>57050981
>>be the first to artificially split the atom
>mfw the irish will ALWAYS try to claim this inferior """"""achievement"""""" because ernest rutherford, from new zealand, beat them to it
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>>57051001
Pretty much Irish people in a nutshell, ya.
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>>57050981
>do all of this despite systematic oppression and a crushing attempt to smother education
>implying most Irish scientists from this period weren't from the ascendency class
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>>57051089
This is literally all New Zealand have going for them in terms on achievements. A sheep sheering technique, wow LMAO.
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>>57051127
>implying that wasn't my point

Brits stomped on the Catholics for centuries and now faggots look like the list and go "gee i wonder why the Irish didn't contribute as much, it must because they're inherently stupid".

It's a fucking surprise we even got this far.
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why didnt irish ppl just learn to fish during the potato famine lol
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>>57050981
>>be the first to artificially split the atom
>>develop modern chemistry
>>be the first to come up with the idea of the electron

Nope.

>Doesn't understand the actual discoveries, makes wild claims, and then gets angry like a potato nigger.

Robert Boyle and Erst Walton were Anglo-Irish anyway.
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>>57051241
>the irish have been around for thousands of years
>managed to invent a stick and several new ways of blowing people up
>new zealand has been around for 160 years
>invented powered flight
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>>57051296

lol
You can't ferment fish into alcohol is my guess.
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>>57051300
>Robert Boyle and Erst Walton were Anglo-Irish anyway.
I'll refer you to (>>57051255), you silly ice nigger.

>>57051340
>Ivan Ivanov Ivanovich
>talking about alcoholism
Hello, irony, my old friend.

>>57051317
>tell people you're from new zealand
>"where's that? can you show me on a map?"
>can't
L M A O
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Cheap carbon copy of the UK with different ales and extra fiddles.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
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>>57051389
>Australia Jr
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>>57051369
>be new zealand
>come up with an ingenious nuclear defence mechanism
how can we be nuked if we don't even exist?
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>>57051369

Oh it was oppression.. is that right? Care to explain how Russia managed Arts, Science, and Literature under the most oppressive system in human history?

Have you heard of Communism?

Silly potato nigger.
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>>57051428
You can't be nuked anyway, you passed laws against nuclear materials. Surely people wouldn't break the law?
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>>57051317
>invented powered flight
Big fucking woop. It would be cool if you invented actual flight. The Irish invented the submarine which alone blows your amazing sheep shearing techniques and "powered" flight out of the water.
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>>57051457
>his country unironically lets american warships into its ports
>he's actually bragging about being a cuck
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>>57051473
>It would be cool if you invented actual flight
but anon, god invented that :^)
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>>57051296
They still shit in the streets.
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>>57051514

The Kiwis are salty tonight! hahaha
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>>57051450
>Have you heard of Communism?
The Commies didn't stop arts and literature entirely, they wanted a pro-Soviet stance on it, and the Russians who did write anti-Soviet shit did it from other countries.

>under the most oppressive system in human history?
>70 year period

Try having laws against you speaking your language or being educated for 600 years and being genocided twice, you filthy little Chink.
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>>57050981
As much as Ireland have very impressive literary achievements, you don't compare to the UK. I think only the US, France and/or Russia could even contend at beating them.

Dickens, Shakespeare, Orwell, Douglas Adams, Keats, Kipling, Arthur C Clarke, Tolkien, Austen etc

Also

> Not citing Joyce in great Irish authors
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>>57051514
Or the Wright brothers who weren't New Zealanders.
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ITT: Paddies on suicide watch
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>>57051583
>he fell for the wright brothers meme
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Irish m8s are based as fuck, total bros, 10/10
irish girls... well most of them aren't GOAT tier tbqh but they're white so that's enough to make them 7/10 woman
ireland is a great country with a comfy af weather and a growing economy. irish posters are one of the best on every flag board, always contributing and giving useful information
bravo Ireland
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>>57049136
> McKnight the """Irish""" yank

Funniest muh heritage thing I've read on /int/
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>>57051590
Surprised you aren't since Muslims have taken over your country. Where's the next suicide bomb gonna be britbong?
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>>57051572
Yeats, Wilde, Joyce, Stoker, Beckett, Heaney, Banville, Swift

Hell, the greatest piece of literature to come out of Britain was written by an Irishman.

>>57051483
>unironically fucks the same sheep as his uncle
>claims he isn't a cuck
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>>57051630
The next time you set one off Sean
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>>57051570

>Muh Potato famine was far worse than soviet communism!
>We are dumb fucks because of the British!
>Russia never had it as bad!
>Muh Oppression!

Ladies and gents - if you ever doubted Ireland's national IQ score.... here is proof.
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>>57051680
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>>57051671
>having sex with filthy, used women instead of a pure and innocent sheep
who's the cuck now?
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>>57051630
>since Muslims have taken over your country
Lel, Stay off /pol/, you potatotard.
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>>57048235
I heard someone talking of Irish FOBs in NYC.
Pretty interesting stuff.
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>>57051473
>Big fucking woop
Pretty much all I'm getting from this thread.
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>>57051671
>Hell, the greatest piece of literature to come out of Britain was written by an Irishman.
Nope.
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>>57051714
>here is proof.

AT LONG LAST
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>>57051671

Who gives a fuck about arts and literature anyway. Plus you are glossing over how many on your list are anglo-irish, which is always funny.
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>>57051792
>Plus you are glossing over how many on your list are anglo-irish
that's because everyone in ireland is anglo-irish
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>>57051773
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulysses_(novel)

>>57051792
>Who gives a fuck about arts and literature anyway.
Yeah dude! Like, fuck the power! If you can't build it, sure what use is it anyway?

No wonder you went into finance, you boring bastard. I bet the most exciting part of your day is doing sudoku on the metro from your shitty little one bedroom apartment to the "office" of your boss/porn-director
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>>57049101
>3/4 Irish
>last name is Croatian thanks to paternal grand dad rippling down the family tree
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>>57051867
>>3/4 Irish
I'm so sorry
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>>57049984
Of course you like them, why else would they get to extend their free visa to 180 days?
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>British people unironically treat Muslim terrorists with more respect than Irish civilians
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>>57051916
>treating people worthy of more respect with more respect
I don't see the problem
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>>57051916
t. Bazza "Potato" O'Donoghue
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>>57051916
>British people think the IRA are terrorists and Muslims are just misunderstood
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My average conversation with an Irish client:

>Hi I'm Paddy, I want you to send me sum infos plz. Thnx.

Hello Paddy, please send us your full name and shipping address and which item you are interested in.


>Hi the guide on your page paddy the brown house wicklow.

Hello Paddy can you please give us:

1. The name of the guide you want
2. Your Full Name (Fist and Last)
3. Your Shipping address, as it should appear on the envelope

>Hi. Paddy O'Sullivan Wicklow

Hello Paddy, what is your House Name and street address, and which guide do you want?

>Hi the guide on investment.

Hello Paddy, i'm sorry we cannot help you if you cannot provide the required information

>Hi, ok, thanks.
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>>57051680
*Seán
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>>57051883
1/4 Croatian + Slav Gangbang completely overpowered the looks, the only side effect is loving potatoes
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My average conversation with a Russian immigrant

>Hi I'm Ivan, gives me monies pls
Hello Ivan, please go away, we don't want sub-human filth like you in our country

>Hi, the guide on my boat tell me this way to europe
Hi Ivan, can you please:

1. Fuck off.
2. Kill yourself
3. Fuck off

>Hi. Ivan Mosc0w, where can greencard
Only females are eligible.

>Hi guide on cruise missile
Hello Ivan, we'd be happy to help. What's your house address?
>no

Ok thanks.
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>>57051855

>Can't more than a a handful or Irish contribution to the sciences
>But we wrote books n shit!
>Arts are important!


Best part of my day is ripping on stupid poor people. Irish threads attract me like a moth to a flame.
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>>57052004
Its official. The Russians have an even worse sense of humor than the Germans. I love a good paddy joke when they're funny, but that was embarrassingly bad.
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Ulysses is what dim twats think makes them smart.
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>>57052099
>>Can't more than a a handful or Irish contribution to the sciences
Hahaha, you're literally so angry you can't even form a coherent sentence.

You're probably anxious from the rush of adrenaline and staring at your computer screen in a dark room, shaking, quivering, swearing to yourself at a whisper so it isn't loud enough to wake up the KGB and anger Pedo Putin.
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Is the cool Irish guy around here?
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>>57052100

Not a joke tho, almost every one of you retards that emails me cannot read or follow directions at all, and conversations actually go that way.

You are a frustratingly stupid people to deal with.
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>>57052180
No

>>57052133
We gon' lern 'em sum gud, huh, forest? They gon' lern teday
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>>57052180
doesn't exist, irish posters are universally awful
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>>57052166

Can't provide*.

It's the FSB now stupid.
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>>57052099
>Arts are important!

US can't really measure up in arts, but if years of communism badly injured my culture to the point where I have nothing relevant besides Stalker or The Hedgehog in the Fog (which were both made over 30 years ago), this is what I would be buttblasted over.

I'm not defending the relevancy of Ireland, but at least you can find 'Irish' pubs all over the place, meanwhile you just made a bunch of -stani's and snow Asians alcoholics.
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ITT: buttblasted russian who makes up lies on the internet while chink-fuckers and brits goad him on
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>>57052234

>bbut they are literary geniuses!
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>>57052211
Every Russian man I encountered was unemployed, sponging off the dole and squats while drinking shit vodka with his mates. At least the Polish work. And ever Russian woman I encountered was either a) a prostitute looking for money for sex or b) a stripper.
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>>57052247

1st into space burger.
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>>57052272
>but russiya is of great relevants! me live vicarousley through olikarchs who ruine my great countrye !
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>>57052234
Don't you have a didgeridoo to shove up your ass, Kyle?
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>>57052299

Of course they are unemployed, we adapt quickly to the countries we come and shit up. Your culture becomes our culture.

Our women are all whores, but at least they aren't fat and/or ginger.
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>>57052330
Funny, I know an Irish kid named Kyle. He has about as anger management as you do.
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>>57047473
>TFW no irish qt gf
why live?
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>>57052330
the didgeridoo is an aboriginal instrument you shitlord
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>>57052234
One wrote a book about a man buying a kidney and having a shit.

Must be great dem Irish.
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>>57052343
>doesn't like gingers

We're building a wall right now
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>>57052247
What is Tetris???????
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>>57052343
You can come talk to us when your country isn't a poor, third-world shithole hated universally, and only known for HIV, oil, and nuclear weapons, you dirty little cockroach.
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>>57052386
>shitlord
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Sorry_Day
You better get to prayin' quickly.
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>>57052504

Great, you can come talk to us when you raise your national IQ over 95, contribute something worthwhile to the world, only known for...

umm....


hmm...
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>>57052593

Total irrelevance.

Worse than Canada tier really.
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>>57052588
if your flag was almost anything else I'd be CERTAIN you were memeing
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>>57052623
>>57052593
>replying to yourself because the Gaelic master race doesn't like you

top babushkek

>>57052632
If your flag was almost anything else I'd be CERTAIN it would look better
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>>57052669
nice banter
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>>57052701
Ugly flag.
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>>57052722
>green on a flag
>O R A N G E on a flag
shuggy duggy
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>>57052701
>>57052669
They made the second best choice for their flag.
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>>57052746
Why is it so fucking ugly?

>>57052732
>copying Australia's flag and just changing the stars
You do the same thing with their accent, but you have 1 vowel more than them (bringing your total to 3) just because you changed the e sound with an ee sound.

Please, fuck off.
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Ireland is worse than Argentina in my opinion.
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>all this jelly that we solved the minimum sudoku problem and of the supreme acting talent of Aidan Gillen
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Ireland is one of the greatest nations to ever grace this Earth. Fact.
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>>57052794

the NZ flag came first Paddy.
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Greatest people on earth.
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>>57052794
joke's on you, our was first
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>>57052823
Are the Irish the most powerful race ever?
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>>57052824
>>57052836
Nobody cares though.

>>57052850
Yes. We're actually called the Philippines of Europe.

>>57052825
Good lad. Don't forget to invest. Wouldn't you rather pay 0.02% in tax instead of 35%?
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>>57047501
For you
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>>57051583

Based North Carolina giving the world flight - you're welcome.

>>57052902

I'm eligible for citizenship so my dream is one day to honor muh heritage by using it as a tax haven. Also would be good to have incase shit hits the fan here.
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It's weird that they had dropped their mothertongue. No, it's absolutely normal situation, bur they don't have to do this, because they always will be good at English with UK near, but.. Don't know, why not French?

Welsh and Irish should be alive
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It's weird they dropped their mothertongue. No, it's absolutely normal situation, bur they don't have to do this, because they will always be good at Polish with Poland near, but.. Don't know, why not Ukrainian?

Russians should not be alive.
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English is fucking everywhere. 80% of my favorite music is non-English.
Also Scots sounds better, more true-german.
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>>57052999
Scots are less German than English.
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>>57052999
Do you just copy/paste this shit m8?
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>>57052988
Ja już uczyję polski, kurwa.

I am studying Polish yet, kurwa.

Also we Ukrainian is a meme language for us, it's literally archaical Russian with different accent, polish words and "i" letters where we are using "o". We understand 60%-90% without any learning.

Polish is something like this, but it stays more away from our language and much more archaical.
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>>57053066
Niet
https://youtu.be/q0RXiIsC_7s
Also only French should be official in Canada, it's 2016
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>>57052956
wut
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>>57053116
He looks Slavic.
I prefer Russian Hip Hop anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh1xsHpZlvs
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Give beer give whiskey. Give the booze take sugar and pigs.
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i like James Joyce and he portrays Ireland very beautifully
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>>57047473
Wipe them out. All of them
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>>57047473
sub-human
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>>57047473
I'm 1/4096th Irish so I consider Ireland like a second home.
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>>57047918
Nice try, India.
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