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>>57039535
1get
>>57039535
2nd for Sweden
>>57039535
乙
>>57039535
>This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Explain Unit 731 you fucking animals.
>>57039780
America, when will you learn to become a little bit more subtle in your approach.
A better question would've been:
"Hello my japanese friends, what do you think of what happened with Unit 731 during world war 2?"
I mean germans here dont go around asking why the US bombed the shit out of dresden either, even though it was a non military target and germany had practically surrendered already.
And neither do i go around asking what the germans think of them bombing Rotterdam or gassing jews, now do I?
This isnt /b/ and a bit of mutual respect would be nice. The generation browsing 4chan had nothing to do with WW2 so there is no reason to hold them responsible.
>>57039840
かわいい
わ
い
い
>>57039780
Second this
Fucking cold-blooded whale-killer
perfect
>>57039535
>未来はここにある
"the future is here?" what kind of shirt is that?
>>57039535
pls translate
>>57040012
It says "Fuck off Peru"
>>57040012
i read the kanji for white, people, kill, and then stopped there
why can't we just be friends?
welcome world wide Korean and Chinese.
>>57040012
I know that pic. It's about a race between those two men to kill 100 chinamen with a sword.
history of japan https://youtu.be/Mh5LY4Mz15o
>>57040165
isnt it even worse? Isnt that the kanji for 'behead'?
Also, that isnt the kanji for white, but for hundred. So something about beheading/killing 100 people.
>>57040165
>白
>百
百人斬る超記録
>>57040080
hey german faggot, the greatest shit on earth
should I ask my jap wechat contacts about the Unit 731 / nanking massacre ?
Hi , how are you , I hope good, sorry for asking this but you are the only japanese contact I have on wechat
mmm
I recently joined a course of modern history , I must talk about the most horrendous genocides commited by racial ideas , I wanna talk about the nanking massacre, were 200 000 chinese were killed in a week by the imperial japanese army for fun, but I have only chinese sources I would like to find a japanese book about this topic
Can you recommend me a book ?
>>57039924
You need to learn how to be subtle as well, because from your post I can clearly see that you enjoy tiny Japanese cock shoved down your throat.
The reason why I don't bitch about the Holocaust is because even though it was a terrible thing, everyone has shitted on Germany already, and they apologized many times. Japan to this day still denies war crimes.
Bombing civilians is bad, but not nearly as bad as mutilating live people without anesthesia AND denying it.
But go ahead and keep jacking off to anime and pretend it never happened :"^)
>>57040341
>behead
Isn't it just slay with something sharp? I see it all the time in manga when there are sword duels
>>57040341
If someone says I did "百人斬り" today, it means he fucked 100 women.
>>57040012
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contest_to_kill_100_people_using_a_sword
>>57040341
>>57040379
oh, my mistake
but are they killing white people?
if it's just koreans or something i don't care
>>57040279
History of Japan
1. Talk in harbong jing jong language
2. Rape China to pleasure tiny Jap cock
3. Deny war crime
4. Hunt whales and dolphins
5. Cry about muh atomic bomb
>>57040427
wo ai ni
>>57040427
I'm not willing to believe that you have any friends to begin with, but even if you had I couldn't be bothered give a fuck about a subhuman's social life and whom it decides to upset
>>57040447
>You need to learn how to be subtle as well, because from your post I can clearly see that you enjoy tiny Japanese cock shoved down your throat.
>But go ahead and keep jacking off to anime and pretend it never happened :"^)
pic related, you
>
The reason why I don't bitch about the Holocaust is because even though it was a terrible thing, everyone has shitted on Germany already, and they apologized many times. Japan to this day still denies war crimes.
If you seriously think the people in this thread A: give a shit about it and/or believe that and B: Are the ones that should be apologizing, you are only confirming the stereotype of the typical 'dumb' country bumpkin american.
Please stop shaming yourself in public.
>>57039535
Why
>>57040559
kawaii history
>>57040519
僕は五人斬りです。
まあ、戦争で日本兵がひどい事をしたのは事実だが、戦争だからな。
日本人も何人も死んでるし。
ODAとかお金も相当払って来ただろ。
>>57040427
>>57039780
what do you think about ODA
lot of japanese also dead in the war, and japan paid money so lot to china.
>>57040496
rikaikun tells me 'kill (a human) using a blade' so i think you are correct
>>57040519
then you guys probably do some kinky shit whilst fucking
>>57040553
i think this was in china, so chinese people.
>>57040559
Hello korea proxy
>>57040748
Are you Japanese living in the US?
だいたい、今中国韓国が騒いでるのはすべて作り話だから日本が受け入れないってだけの話だ。
why japan should accept china and koreas making stories.
>>57040733
>5人
童貞と同じ。
>>57040620
You are a fucking idiot. I NEVER implied that I think people in this thread should apologize or care, I just wanna see if they would discuss the terrible things that happened at Unit 731. I don't mention the Holocaust because, like I said, it's discussed to death everywhere including grade schools.
Pretending that the Japanese never did anything wrong is the second edgiest thing a man can do before pretending Hitler did the right thing.
>>57040519
今から笑顔でしかバガボンドが読めない…
>>57040752
>Hello korea proxy
Haha you know I'm right kid
This is literally their only relevant history.
>>57040879
お前さんは何人ですか。
私たちを「ホワイトピッグ」と呼ばないでください
略語の「ほわぴ」のほうはかわいいんですからね
>>57040897
>Pretending that the Japanese never did anything wrong
Can you prove that this is correct? Of course, showing some shitty arguments on 4chan or some shit can't be a proof.
>>57040733
korean prostitutes don't count, anon.
>>57040999
日本人です(^O^)/
>>57040897
you most certainly are implying that unit 731 has not been discussed to death already. Trust me it has. Especially between Japanese people and koreans/chinese.
And where did i pretend that the Japanese never did anything wrong? I never said something like that, i merely implied to you that instead of this stupid shit, you could also talk about stuff that actually matters. The people here have NOTHING to do with WW2 so there is no use discussing what happened then. You only want confrontation for the heck of it. Or maybe to pester people, i dont know.
Now read the first rule of /int/, and the first rule of your post. Then get out.
>>57041049
>>57041019
We call Brad Pitt ぶらぴ
Seriously, the last thread was pretty good with constructive arguments and generally fun topics to talk about. But now that the Americans have woken up, the entire thread accelerated from 0 to horrendous and shitty in 2.4 seconds.
>>57041152
I know. The worst thing is that the Japanese wake up at a similar time. Life is suffering
>>57041049
何人にソーセージをあげた?
Is this correct Japanese?
>>57041152
Americans are uneducated Just ignore or make fun of them like the rest of the board.
Why are Japanese """""men"""" so beta?
>>57041201
Sounds dirty.
>>57041069
>Now read the first rule of /int/
Also global rule 3 and 6
>>57041201
さすがスウェーデンらしい例文だw
>>57041266
何人にソーセージをあげた?
>>57041152
/int/ allows 300 posts only per thread. I think it's too small number because conversation is always interrupted in positive way or negative way.
>>57041378
They bumped up the bump limit to 310
>>57041273
I once got banned for writing "I laughed when the Fukushima disaster happened"
>>57041378
Yeah the first 50 replies are pure shit usually. Maybe we should transfer the thread to a text board one day
>>57041397
>Japanese have literally NO value to the world and you can't prove me wrong.
They have value to me, and I'm part of the world.
Good morning everyone!
オメコ
おまんこ
Pussy
どれが一番オメコのいやらしい形を表していると思いますか?
>>57041201
>あげた
It's okay, but ageta means just "to have given" and does not necessarily mean the receivers have eaten the sausages. 食べさせた, which means "to feed" sounds more specific.
>>57041496
何人にソーセージを入れた?
>>57041333
Can I include men?
>>57041496
やっぱりホモスレになってしまった
>>57041460
How does it have value? You could learn so many more interesting things than the history of Korean knock off """people""" making anime and jacking off in dead Chinese women's buttholes.
>>57041537
いいよ
>>57041534
Can I include the oral only actions?
>>57041611
いいよ
>>57041611
>>57041537
nobody likes a queer.
nobody
stop being queer or you will go to hell
i don't care if you are joking
>>57041685
>you will go to hell
Still playing with your imaginary friends huh?
>>57041635
ひ・み・つ(*´ω`*)
>>57041719
You're hilarious, kid.
>>57041152
Even me?
>>57041581
Some things are innately valuable, anon. It's the reason why, until the introduction of fiat currency, we used gold and gems and sometimes even salt as mediums of exchange. Some things just possess value in and of themselves.
Nihonjins are one of those things.
>>57041685
I don't want babies.
I don't want to involved in conversations without conclusions.
I just want to fuck a hole.
Gay sex is a natural solution.
>>57041547
いかんのか?
>>57041833
>conversations without conclusions.
I wish I was gay...
>>57041412
wow that is pretty rough.
Although strict mods are necessary with these kinds of people shitting up perfectly good threads.
>>57041474
vagina doesn't exist actually, because I haven't seen it in real life.
>>57041405
What's with the extra 10??
>>57041752
教えてくれる (*_*)
>>57041958
だ・め(*´ω`*)
I can not understand the hate of the japanese race , they never were colonized or abused so why they ended killing 60 million asians
>>57041877
彼女がいるしマンコが好きだし…
>>57041912
>I wish I was gay...
>wish
You're a fucking idiot holy shit.
>>57041804
There are always exceptions to the rule. You havent really contributed anything, but you arent rude either.
At least you are posting cool colourful power rangers.
>>57041816
best post of the thread.
Anyways, i am off.
おやすみなさい、私のかわい子ちゃんたち。
>>57042025
Tiny dicks need compensation.
>>57042091
はげ?
>>57042136
Good night, Goeienacht en droom zacht.
>>57041912
being gay is a choice.
if it wasn't the bible wouldn't outlaw it.
>>57042078
マンコはキンタマ袋でも作れます
>>57042364
Yeah and the world if 5000 years old, and Guns protect freedom. I need to find the plug in again, that hides posts by flag
How do you deal with someone who bullies to you?
>>57042465
kill him
>>57042364
Proud to be Buddhist.
>>57042400
それはそうだろうが、金玉にチンコ入れないんだ
>>57042465
Make up shit online with fake accounts
>>57042465
wait 15 years, kill their family, reach out to them in consolation, then let them know you did it and chain them up in your basement until they starve to death
>>57039535
>jap streetwear
>>57042521
Buddhist is cool. It doesn't matter what you are, as long as you have some sort of religious philosophy (and believe.) and you are a good person.
I still think being gay is a choice which I find disgusting.
>>57041939
I'm sure somewhere in this world there is a vagina waiting to be discovered by you.
>>57042521
Buddhism also prohibits sodomy.
>>57042647
But do you know what horrors lie behind the pixelated blocks?
>>57042708
>>57042625
Okay. I have no religious philosophy then.
>>57042768
Irreligion also prohibits sodomy, for it is against the laws of nature.
>>57042732
>>57042768
アメリカ人と話しするたびに前回よりバカそうだ
>>57042833
I feel that religion is very man-made and it's more against the law of nature though.
>>57042930
アンティファに参加してるの?
>>57042768
Yeah what>>57042833 said
Stop being a fucking faggot
>>57042978
That's possibly a valid perspective. It has no bearing on what the laws of nature say regarding sodomy, however.
>>57042995
アンティファよりアメリカが好きなメルクルより悪いぜ
それを言っても、アンティファもクソタレばかりぜ
>>57043058
Contraception is unnatural.
Eating packed food is unnatural.
Everything we do today is not necessarily natural.
>>57043058
Aren't you the sheep fuckers or were it the Kiwi?
>>57043314
Go run your mouth somewhere else retarded Belgium
>>57043261
I bet you are ready to defend 2D anime girls as an acceptable relationship figure for losers who can't get any with that argument.
仕事したくねええええええ
ぎえええ
>>57042930
あんた酷いな
>>57043454
yep. procreation is not for everyone.
んなくだらん事ゆうてへんでとっととネギトロ巻持ってきーや
>>57043252
アンティファじゃないのにプロホモ?
面白いな
I want to study in Tokyo or Shanghai one day..
I like Asian men but I Japanese men seem to be more awkward than Chinese men.
And Chinese men want to fuck because they don't have enough girls while Japanese men are weird virgins that don't want to have sex
>>57043261
There is a difference between "not natural" and "contrary to the laws of nature". The laws of nature are dictates of conduct which can be derived logically from the workings of the natural world and humanity's place therein.
It is not a matter of man-made vs. lacking artifice, but a matter of what is or is not conducive to pursuing man's natural, most primary roles and duties - these which exist before and regardless of civilised life.
>>57043677
Too difficult. (´・ω・`)
>>57043556
There is literally no reason to not be able to get some 2016.
>Get good in school
>Get athletic, bitches love athletic kids
>Get mad money through engineering jobs, law jobs, etc
>Get plastic surgery.
>???
>Win
The only ones who are allowed to complain are cripples.
>>57041803
>reminding you there is no god makes you a fedora-wearing neckbeard
Who's the real memer here?
>>57043643
>>57043880
Japanese men do have sex and do want to have sex.
We just don't like to openly admit it.
That's all.
How do you say "I like other men"?
>>57044059
私は男好きです。
男同士が好きです。
Do you need any bulls exported over if none of the males are fucking?
>>57044158
やっぱりな
>>57044059
>>57043643
Hitler was right about homosexuals, they are worthless.
>>57043956
You, for acting like you know for sure there is no God, you pretentious neckbeard.
>>57044142
Is there a way to say it that implies that you are a man?
For example
"I like men" <- "I" can be male or female
"I like other men" <- "I" is male
>>57044222
Here is your reply.
>>57044239
You could just say 僕 or 俺 instead of 私
just as I thought. this place is just a bunch of weebs and weebs with proxies.
>>57044239
That's not how we say it.
Just say "I'm gay."
>>57044302
You're a moron if you thought I was baiting.
>>57044331
It's ok, weebs will never reproduce, so the human race isn't doomed.
Is it sexy for Japanese girls to use 僕?
>>57044222
I'm a girl
>>57044222
desu, the whole concept of "god" is so ill-defined that it pretty much means nothing
Is there a "god"? I don't fucking know, and neither do you. I can say with 100% certainty however that there is no "god" of any conceived religion on Earth.
I can't discuss what's natural for men with those who grew up denying Darwinism...
>>57044378
total turn-off
>>57044378
I smell some sorts of mental issues in a girl calling herself 僕
>>57044396
>I can say with 100% certainty however that there is no "god" of any conceived religion on Earth.
Everyone knows that when you die your consciousness is duplicated and sent to the hell of every religion you didn't believe in.
We Japanese do not appreciate so-called GAIJIN TOURIST,,come to Tokyo.ACT like they OWN Japan.
Pls do not.....
>>57039780
弱いから虐殺されたんだろバか共が
てめぇらは核で無実の一般人虐殺しといてぐちぐち女々しいデブが
悔しかったらかかってこいよゴミが
>>57044668
お早う!今日も元気だね!!
>>57044661
Every country in the world belongs to America.
>>57044378
Yes, ボクっ娘 represent the epitome of taste.
>>57044706
That's why this world is such a horrible place.
>>57044661
>We Japanese
t. park kim lee
>>57044668
wtf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2gydlnsyFI
I miss her. she even shared an apple with me...
>>57044661
残念ながら、それは仕方ないよね
唯一の選択はもう一度鎖国することですよ
>>57044852
>google translate
You must be new here
>>57044883
>K-pop live
Stop ruining good songs
>>57044764
Too bad they only use it in 2D.
>>57044668
I guess we cannot beat America with our military strength desu lad
>>57044661
do you want respect?
you are selling rice cookers and diapers to chinese.
you don't deserve respect.
>>57044952
fuck off
>>57039535
Laughing my socks off lads
My friend has that jersey but he plays the ironic weeb role so it suits him
>>57044384
Could you suck my dick?
>>57044931
No I just don't know fucking Japanese you sperg
>>57045049
>has that jersey
you're joking. no one buys that.
I feel I could be a great father
>>57045096
>he thinks google translate isn't seriously COMPLETE trash
>he thinks you need to know japanese to know that
>>57045214
You will abuse your kids
>>57045268
That's what being a great father is in Peru.
>>57045163
Don't you want to have a sex with Asian guys?
>>57045268
nope
I was not abused , so no reasons to do the same with my adopted son
>>57045329
But not Asian guys that are on 4chan
>>57045241
If I don't know Japanese what the fuck do you expect me to do if I wanna know what a nip tells me you spaz
>>57045128
It suits him because of his humour
>>57045441
Give up. You'd have better luck shoving your dick in a coffee bean grinder than using google translate desu senpai.
why do japs not know how to make pizza?
>>57045766
that looks fucking sweet
>>57045766
Looks like an improvement to American style pizza
>>57045766
we don't also know how to make pasta
>>57045806
you're a disgrace
>>57045766
are you from Saginaw,MI ?
>>57045870
now that is disgusting
>>57045826
consider suicide
>>57045766
These sausages look as big as my penis does.
>>57045932
why... tell me the point
that looks delicious for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=culFcuiDzvc
>>57045939
consider a salad
>>57045972
see this is what I'm talking about
>>57045939
consider calzone
>>57045331
Cute.
>>57046051
>that fried prawn
Looks delicious
>>57045996
>2006 was 20 years ago
>>57046036
okay
>>57046096
2000 was 45 years ago
>>57046096
stop time-leaping
>>57046083
I am actually a calzone sounds pretty fucking good right now
>>57046096
>tomorrow was yesterday
>>57045870
>corn on pizza
>>57046096
What did you have to eat today, /jap/?
Just had pot roast with potatoes, shit was SO cash.
>>57047018
Yogurt.
>>57047018
chicken tetrazzini and calpico
>>57047018
食べませんでした。手伝って。
>>57047018
Tomatoes, rice and beans, farofa, fried cassava and beef.
>>57047018
Sauerkraut with mashed potatoes and pig snout
Hello Japanese people? How can I become Legendary Warrior Precure?
white guy go any country, he score girl
peru come here, he fail. why he fail?
>>57047780
he never tried
>>57047780
because peruvians have never succeeded at anything
>>57047820
if he try, he would fail too
I seem to read a lot of stories of crazy 外人 acting like total jerk to other 外人. Is this true?
>>57047923
Japan wouldn't suddenly make a bunch of foreigners respect each other
>>57047780
>>57047820
>>57047867
>>57047873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tuf59ex-U0
>>57047618
>Sauerkraut
In the WW2 people here would refer to the german soldiers as "chucrute(s)", which is the name of this dish here in Brazil (it is more popular at the south region where the german influence is stronger).
>>57048003
peru, r u latino jewish version eggman?
>>57048003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sNN4dsNAa0
>>57041223
Consequence of late-stage capitalism and a small island reaching its carrying capacity, Calhoun's rats, the beautiful ones, etc.
>>57048005
In the WW2 people here would refer to the Brazilian people as "Hinterwäldler" and "Untermenschen". Well, actually we still do
Do any Japs here know martial arts or is it just a meme
>>57048293
>Well, actually we still do
Just to be clear, you understand that I'm not trying to make fun of you, right?
>>57048299
Don't have time to learn any hobbies when you're working 14 hours a day.
>>57048505
yes I know. I find this highly offensive and think you're a racist. please go away
>>57048299
youre thinking of chinks and thais. japs aren't interested in manly masculine things anymore. only working as a salaryman and fapping to cartoons when they get home
>>57048299
A few of my friends know aikido...
Help me. Even though it's still the morning, I'm already horny.
>>57048743
24時間365日だろう
>>57048743
fuck an onahole. or bathmate
or have sex with a donut
>>57048817
Poor donut
>>57048299
yes i am
>>57048299
nowadays all martial arts based on Japanese budou.
mhh, should I make vlogs when I'm in Korea and Japan?
>>57048299
空手柔道合気道から
ロシアのシステマ、サンボ
韓国のテコンドー
ブラジルのグレイシー柔術
そして、あらゆる国の軍隊格闘技
それらに日本の武道は強く影響している。
I am going to cum.
Hey Japan, I used to binge and eat like 10 of these when I'd have a cheat day. I'm pretty sure I have diabeetus now. I get pins and needles tingling pain in my feet if I eat sugary foods or have an excess amount of carbohydrates.
Thanks for giving me diabeetus you Nip fucks. I should try to sue this company.
>>57049474
you're welcome friend
>>57049474
>American has diabeetus
What a shock
そろそろ、筆おろしに行くとしよう
>>57049545
早漏しないように
>>57048621
All of Japanese men learn martial arts in a junior high school and a high school.
But it's a beginner level. I learned Judo.
このスレの英語率すげー
日本語スレなのに…
今日は何をしよう
>>57050093
4chanだし
>>57050204
散歩
ノラ猫とたわむれるの楽しい
私は美しさの生活について投稿するのが好きしかし、日本のポスターは簡単にイライラします。
私は次のペルーにしたくないが、私は韓国の愛情と私の人生が好き。