>you're walking on the street, minding your own business

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2016-03-28 21:05:32 Post No. 57038252
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Anonymous 2016-03-28 21:05:32 Post No. 57038252 [Report]

>you're walking on the street, minding your own business when this British gentleman walks up to you and says "I don't bloody think Sharia allows it, innit?"

How do you respond?

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Anonymous 2016-03-28 21:07:18 Post No.57038332
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''Whatever you say man''

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Anonymous 2016-03-28 21:07:43 Post No.57038353
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Anonymous 2016-03-28 21:07:43 Post No.57038353 [Report]

>>57038252
Elhamdurillah el mumin la ilahe illallah tövbe estağfirullah and shit like that

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Anonymous 2016-03-28 21:08:07 Post No.57038379
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Anonymous 2016-03-28 21:08:07 Post No.57038379 [Report]

>>57038252
"I am, German, therefore honorary Arab.
Begone, whitey"

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Anonymous 2016-03-28 21:09:00 Post No.57038432
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Anonymous 2016-03-28 21:09:00 Post No.57038432 [Report]

>>57038252
>implying I do anything against sharia law

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Anonymous 2016-03-28 21:09:42 Post No.57038467
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>said the human pork

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Anonymous 2016-03-28 21:10:38 Post No.57038517
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Anonymous 2016-03-28 21:10:38 Post No.57038517 [Report]

>>57038252
Forgive me brother, mashallah.

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Anonymous 2016-03-28 21:12:01 Post No.57038585
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>>57038252
offer him some bacon. Pretty sure he ll convert back.

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Anonymous 2016-03-28 21:14:11 Post No.57038693
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Anonymous 2016-03-28 21:14:11 Post No.57038693 [Report]

>>57038252
UM ISRAEL HAI REMOVE KEBAB ATATATATATATATA

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Anonymous 2016-03-28 22:28:39 Post No.57042284
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Anonymous 2016-03-28 22:28:39 Post No.57042284 [Report]

>>57038252
When did Ed Sheeran get on the Islam train?

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Anonymous 2016-03-28 22:29:48 Post No.57042340
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Anonymous 2016-03-28 22:29:48 Post No.57042340 [Report]

>>57038252
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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Anonymous 2016-03-28 22:31:58 Post No.57042456
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Anonymous 2016-03-28 22:31:58 Post No.57042456 [Report]

>Point at his beard
>laugh
>point at his finger
>laugh
>point at his porky face
>laugh

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Anonymous 2016-03-28 22:57:20 Post No.57043815
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Anonymous 2016-03-28 22:57:20 Post No.57043815 [Report]

>>57038252
Unholster my pistol and mag dump him.

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Anonymous 2016-03-28 23:07:29 Post No.57044313
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Anonymous 2016-03-28 23:07:29 Post No.57044313 [Report]

>>57038252
"I thought you were in prison, Jordan"

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Anonymous 2016-03-28 23:07:37 Post No.57044319
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Anonymous 2016-03-28 23:07:37 Post No.57044319 [Report]

S-sorry ._.