Hey /int/ wasup.
Im brazilian, living in Brazil and I fucking need to leave my country. But I dont wanna live in Latin America anymore. I wish to live in Germany, Italy or USA maybe.
How can I get started? I mean... How much money I'll need to build a new life? And... I have a SS tattooed in my neck ( I was stupid af) is there any problem to get a passport?
Thank you guys. Halpo
come to croatia, ill be your friend
>>57013455
How white are you?
>>57013455
Fuck off and don't come back
>>57013565
100% white.
>>57013593
Please post a picture of your arm or something
>>57013565
Europe is
FULL
U
L
L
pls come 2 brazil
>>57013455
>I have a SS tattooed in my neck
>>57013665
Unfortunately you are too white to ever be able to immigrate to this country
In all seriousness though try to get into New Zealand as they have really lax immigration and welfare laws as well as good free speech and gun laws
Start here and start researching the country
http://www.immigration.govt.nz
>I have a SS tattooed in my neck
>>57013455
Idk about brazil, but here a lot of travel agencies offer something called working vacation. Basically they find you a job from your field and a place to stay, the max duration is I believe 2 years, but if you worked and lived for 2 years in one country I dont think you would have any trouble successfully applying for citizenship.
>>57013455
Fuck off beaner, we're full.
>>57013771
Why do Aus balls shill so hard for NZ? are you a kiwi?
>>57013872
My dad is a kiwi and I spent a lot of time there as a kid, its a lot nicer than Australia
>>57013872
Its a meme
Basically fuck off were full go to NZ
>>57013455
Cover it up with something less political
>>57013872
NZ and Aus may as well be the same country culturally. They're our little bros.
>>57013771
Thank you anon. I'll aply.
>>57014110
>Little bro
And yet their independence is older than yours
>>57014301
Yep, it sure is.
>>57013455
>And... I have a SS tattooed in my neck
Lfmao
>>57014301
Not really
New Zealand originally was only independent in the same way that New South Wales or Victoria were independent i.e. Semi-independent colonies. Australia's independence is either the 1st of January 1901 or the 9th October 1942 (when the Statute of Westminster was signed) as New Zealand does not have a federation date like Australia does it is safe to use the date when the Statute of Westminster was signed which is New Zealand was in 1947 meaning that Australia's independence is older than New Zealand's
Germany
You have SS tattoo, they will think you like Germany
Italy is commie, SS tattoo will trigger communist party of PD to hunt and kill you
Not even trolling, fascists are often lynched
>>57014301
NZ flag is also older.
> I have a SS tattooed in my neck
Take a picture
>>57014521
>Not even trolling, fascists are often lynched
>>57015123
>>57015319
The europeans are not going to be okay with this.
>>57015319
Cover it and let your hair grow to hide it
>>57015319
HONK HONK
HERE COMES THE LYNCH TRAIN
COMRADES, GET YOUR BATONS, FASCISTU TSUKI DETECTED
FOR THE MOTHERLAND
>>57015319
kek
>>57015369
this. basically the same goes for anglo countries
they'd take you in poland or ukraine probably
>>57015693
>SS tattoo
nope
>>57015319
That could easily become something else, without getting it removed. Do this and say you're a wrestling fan.
You're best bet is seeing if you have any right of return to Europe from ancestry. Italy has a pretty generous one.
Why did you get an SS tattoo anyway you dunce?
>>57015319
top hue
>>57015319
Why you did this?
Do you consider yourself an inferior race?
I don't understand non german nazi.
>>57017116
Fizeram sem meu consentimento...
I became Catholic after leaving drugs. So Im thinking about to cover with this one.
>>57015319
You absolute idiot. You're never getting into the U.S. with that on your neck, and I'm sure this is the same in Europe.
>>57013872
better them than us desu
>>57013665
holy shit you are brown and you have SS tatooed on your neck?
Cringeworthy as fuck
>>57015319
wouldn't be a problem here 2bh
>>57018589
Im not brown... hermano. Im white af.
>>57015319
lol
>>57013455
>SS tattoo
Real men like Wolverine
>>57013455
>SS in the neck
Unfortunately you are to white, not a muslim, you probably don't like Islamic communism and with the tattoo you'll get problems here (not even joking).
>>57013455
Fuck off we're full
(But look up "immigrate to America" and the wikipedia article.)
Literally pretend you are a mexican and come.
It's that fucking easy
>>57015319
meu deus, se mata logo
>>57018399
Explique melhor.
>>57019474
Eu simplesmente chapei e acordei com essa tatuagem. Em Itajaí - SC.
why do you wanna leave? brazil is cool, beautiful chicks, nice weather, laidback culture and work ethic
>>57021667
>beautiful chicks
The beautiful chicks is a meme.
>nice weather
It's hot as fuck. I hate it.
>laidback culture and work ethic
Sure, this might sound cool, but look where that got us.
>>57013455
Weather is nice but the people and culture are terrible
Move to shitholes like Germany or Belgium
>>57020785
>Eu simplesmente chapei e acordei com essa tatuagem.
És um pouco beta amigo
>tfw leaving this place
Enjoy this shithole lmao
>>57022843
Tell me about this guy.
Is he after the huezillians?
>>57023314
Esse gajo é um meme basicamente.
Ele está atrás de tudo que não é português
>>57023820
:(
ele é um bully
>>57020785
>>57025501
SC é o pior estado dessa chavasca de país.
>>57020785
SC, agora esta tudo claro.
>>57015601
Ching chong chun lee?
>>57027182
>>57018522
Why not?
Nothing illegal about it, though he may offend some people.
No.
>>57013455
>I have a SS tattooed in my neck
>>57013455
>SS
Say that it stands for super Sharia.
But at any rate stop whining, Latin America is amazing so much great nature and good people too.
>>57027715
Lole. Dude I dont wanna live socialism. Just leaving before its too late.
>>57027887
Post the top side of your arm you deceitful nigger
>>57027967
Fuck off.
>>57027887
Ah life is good everywhere if you get a good job and are snart with your money.
>>57028280
Try living in north korea if You say so.
>>57013455
Coming to america in the "poor and hipster" communities can help you a lot
>"visit" California
>don't leave
>nobody gives a fuck
>do landscaping
>live in section 8 housing
>>57028280
3rd world, anon.
Try immigrating to Portugal. Practice Lusitanian Portuguese before you go.
If you acquire Portuguese citizenship, you acquire European Citizenship, which allows you to move to Italy, Germany, Finland, etc. It would also give you time to learn the local language.
>>57018671
Nigga I'm paler than you. No country is gonna take you in. Try Saudi Arabia or some other Muslim shithole
>Lusitanian Portuguese
>>57029211
Topkek.
Modern Portuguese comes from Galician, which is a mixture of Latin and the Celtic language of the people of Gallaecia.
Go to London. Make sure you run for your tube every morning, pretty sure you won't get shot.
