Europeans cuisines powerankings in 2016
Choke on a dick Pavel
>>57012864
Czech cuisine is basicaly a Polish-German rip off. All you have is our beer and Knödel.
>>57012921
>>57012908
This.
>>57012864
Our cuisines are the same. You faggot. German cuisine can't be better than ours.
>>57012864
>czech cuisine
>>57012864
Can someone tell me what is French cuisine? I hear it's good but I have no idea what it is other than shitty meme things like frogs legs, caviar and Croque-monsieur
>>57012995
baguettes and halal meat
>>57012921
beer, knedlik, kolache are all ours
even your "music" is our
you habve copied everything from us, you are cultural pirates
>>57012967
Hey buddy, you got the wrong thread
>>57012995
All the things you listed are good tho
Also since when is caviar a French spcialty ? Try harder next time
>>57012995
And I guess you believe that Italian cuisine is pizza and pasta right?
>>57012864
https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/the-best-places-to-eat-and-drink-in-europe
>>57012864
>Czech cuisine
>popular around the world
>>57012864
Calling bs on that map.
>>57013051
spain is goat tier baka
>>57012864
>blini with kot on the side
>not popular worldwide
>all these faggots taking the bait
>>57013008
Oh yeah Baguettes
>>57013045
That stuff is all trash. What is actual good french food then?
>>57013051
Isn't it? Maggoty cheese too
>>57013157
Whoops.
>>57013197
bosnia has ok food
>>57013051
>>57013051
honestly italian cusisne is soooo overrated, but still good
>>57013126
>Hurr I am better than them
Just let us take it we are aware thanks
>>57012864
>Dutch cuisine
>Trash
"No"
Oliebollen, Frikandellen, Anijskrollen, Kruidnoten, Appelflappen, Hachee, Hutspot, Snert, Jodenkoeken, Kroketten, Bitterballen, Kaassoufflés, Roze Koeken, Poffertjes, Vla, Eierballen, Hagelslag, Boterkoeken, Bossche Bollen, etc. etc. etc.
Literally god-tier cuisine.
>>57013197
Based Polen.
>>57013197
>In order to make good food you can't be white
Shame
>>57013165
>It's another Canada thinks he's not obvious episode
This is famous chefs power triangle
>>57013267
Literally Who: the post
English breakfast is manly food.
Wussy continental breakfast, bread and croissant for girls.
>>57013314
t. Mämmi
>>57013314
krokety are good
>>57012864
wow Czech bragging about cuisine
the end is nigh
>>57012908
Its actually a girl she posted a vocaroo last time
>>57013343
Was waiting for that.
>>57013303
i don't know anything about czech cuisine. Can you recommend something?
>>57012864
Not bad apart from Austria and maybe Denmark.
Also there should be a special category for English cuisine.
>>57013297
Seriously. What is this "god tier" French cuisine people talk about? French onion soup and escargot? Get the fuck out of here kek
>>57013416
Smażeny Syr
czech food is MEAT MIXED WITH SUGAR
THEY LITERALLY PUT SUGAR ON MEAT
>>57013343
Now this looks like a good hearty meal
>>57013078
They're underestimated.
Also they are the only people apart from the French who make good cheese.
>>57013343
Meh everyone eats sausage and eggs, we just don't fucking do it in the morning
>>57013441
Here's your (You), I was also serious
German cuisine is the worst by far, I am Russian and as I lived with one German family for a week I ended up eating at the supermarket instead.
Please no.
At home I prefer Italian cuisine, except for occasional Russian food, like buckwheat.
>>57013051
Nigger we need your Flag in /deutsch/
>>57013478
ahmed please. stick to engineering. and leave food to nations that actually know something about it.
spain in the same level that german, poland and the other red shit tier cuisine countries...
LOL
>>57012995
Snails and frogs
>>57013285
This is ... actually true
White people are from colder regions where the food is depressing
>>57013576
Tacos a shit m8
We don't have any cuisine. So I guess i'll go with OP
>>57013285
but anon, italy is painted blue
>>57013608
>This is considered bait in Canada
>>57013608
>he is canadian
hueheuehe
>>57013661
>Italy
>White
>>57013537
>German cuisine is the worst by far
Why? What'd you eat?
>>57013573
>he thinks that cooking is about soaking every ingidinets into olive oil
TOP KEK
>>57013267
Almost all of that is either street food or pastry, most of that something you'd never see served in a restaurant. The Netherlands has no haute cuisine, with the closest thing being nouvelle cuisine inspired reinterpretations of regional dishes.
>>57013343
>>57013267
your most famous dish is moroccan cock lmao
>>57013685
>>57013686
>The mexicans of europe replying to my post
>Swedish cuisine not popular world wide
>>57013197
I'd agree that 3/4 of those are god tier, but "popular around the world" is stretching it. Same with modern, most of the good stuff is traditional.
>>57013343
enjoy your heart attack in the 40 y.o.
I don't even know what Russian cuisine is. Except for borshctshctshc and blini.
>>57013711
LKW MIT ABS
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>>57013745
>actual mexican talking shit
lul
>>57013745
does Canadian cuisine exist or it's just hamburgers with maple syrup?
>>57013745
>Hello I'm not even trying
Don't get me wrong your baits technically work since I'm giving you (You) but I insist on telling you it's absolute garbage
>>57013784
pirožky are russian
>>57013728
>>57013772
>These countries eat cow testicles and rotten maggot filled cheese and have the gall to insult a delicious breakfast
>>57012864
>French cuisine is GOAT tier
i want this meme to end
>>57013449
Literally supermarket frozen-food tier
>>57013815
>>57013832
>>57013838
Juan pls go.
>>57013844
I'm not saying sausage, eggs beans are not delicious.
only that you don't eat that at breakfast wtf
If I were to eat that in the early morning I'd seriously puke
>>57012864
Surströmming is god tier!
>>57013845
Why do you think it's not ?
>>57013711
Weird soups with disgusting vegetables.
Fucking mett, goddamn, how did they even get the idea to eat this...
I disliked how meat is prepared in general.
The only things I could eat were breads, potatoes and "pasta".
>>57013724
Yes, but it was nowhere stated that this thread was about that. It's about cuisine, which does include street food and pastry.
You are correct that our "higher" cuisine is pretty lackluster though.
>>57012864
The whiter you are, the worse your food is.
The UK, Scandinavia, Finland, Netherlands, Russia and Portugal are the whitest countries in Europe and thus have the worst food.
>>57013845
You live right next to them, can you tell me what it even is? The French guy up there wouldn't tell me but insisted it was good
>>57013845
this
some czechs wonders
>>57013894
>white people cuisine
>>57013885
puto pendejo callate
>>57013785
Bestes Fastfood.
>>57013887
You're supposed to eat a large breakfast and then a small lunch and reasonable sized dinner.
>>57013894
And what about your disgusting meat balls?
>>57013909
>Yes, but it was nowhere stated that this thread was about that.
Calling it "literally god-tier" somewhat implies that. I'd categorize it somewhere between "decent" and "at least we're not England".
>>57013921
>>57013911
>Portugal
What? Otherwise you're right
>>57013916
>The French guy up there wouldn't tell me but insisted it was good
Here's your (You) because it's always appreciable to be mentionned
>>57013953
maybe in your shitty grey frozen shitholes, not in actual countries.
>>57013949
>Bestes
>Fastfood.
pic one
>>57013982
>>57013993
Smog filled mafia tropical shitholes are real countries now? kek
>>57013911
portugal has nice food, john.
>>57012864
>mfw no German posted Metka ITT
>>57014017
>>57013988
Youre still not listing any undisputable GOAT French foods.
I agree. I want the early 90's "French cuisine is GOAT" meme to end. hon hon hon escargot le baguette
>>57013988
You'd think a French guy would know French cuisine
>>57013906
>not liking mett
Horrifying.
>>57014078
good lad
>>57012864
>french
>belgian
>better than spanish
Wew lad
>>57013982
>>57014017
>>57014057
What a joke.
>>57014057
>>57013916
>You live right next to them, can you tell me what it even is?
Bread and cheese, also some more cheese and other different kinds of bread. But it's French bread and French cheese. Also vegetables roasted in the oven (French vegetables though). Pancakes too (but French pancakes).
And then you have some meme food and the haute cuisine, and that about wraps it up.
>>57013956
IKEA meatballs are godtier
>>57012864
Always I laugh when I see that the Czechs do not like their Slavic roots. Probably it is necessary to come back to the Czech Republic on the tanks. As in 1968.
>>57014057
Puddingbroodjes/Roombroodjes?
>>57014034
we live longer and in a better way than you so yes
stay mad eskimo
>>57014017
>>57013982
>>57013949
>>57014057
>>57014100
looks good, czech cuisine is severely underrated
>>57013923
>Dago
>>57013956
There all right, but surströmming is simply the best thing in existence.
>>57014108
you are already in Ukraine so it shouldn't be more than a few hours drive
>>57014102
Thought so. Let me guess, the cheese and bread is mediocre but is world renown because it's French and people think they know what they are doing and it's "real cultural". I've tried crepes and they are shitty thin pancakes that were suppose to be amazing because it's french.
>>57012864
ahhahahahah. We the sea food master race not in first place
kkkkkk french "cuisine"
>>57014034
>Italy
>A country on the same latitude as New York
>Tropical
CANADIAN EDUCATION
>>57014115
Het is echt onvoorstelbaar hoe jullie onbenullen die slavische en franse troep kunnen verdedigen als wij het honderd keer beter doen.
>>57014089
M E T T
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>>57014179
>surströmming
somehow swedish cuisine manages to be even worse than other nordics' cuisine
>>57014124
You couldn't pay me to live in shitaly surrounded by violence, lazyness, corruption, poverty, and STDS.
Stay mad wop.
>>57013982
>>57014017
>>57014057
ty based čekia for these dishes
>>57014190
Dude, you eat your main meal in the evening. That's pretty degenerate and it excludes you from commenting on the mores of more civilized cultures imo.
>>57014212
wish pic rel was real
>>57014076
Man I've been in enough food thread to know there is literaly no point in arguing with that guy.
There is no undisputable GOAT food it's all a matter of taste, I post food, you like or not, but I've been over the "trying to get a normal reply out of retard" already. It's fine to not like French food, but when the guy literaly starts by saying caviar is French food and talks about the maggot cheese to criticize Italian food I know it's useless to argue.
>>57014197
Might as well be Brazil tier to me, gunea
bullshit.
There is nothing better than to eat a bowl of borscht or saltwort, then eat dumplings or of pel'menis with sour cream. And then there are Russian pancakes, kebabs, shawarma, salo...
>>57014240
Have you ever tried it? You infidel!
>>57014286
>A fucking Turk is telling me about civilization
>>57012864
>czech
>good food
you can choose only one
>>57014288
HAHAHA typical. You actually posted crepes. Embarrassing.
>>57014244
sounds more like cucknada tbf
eating this easter delicacy right now
not exclusively czech but I really like tatarak
best for hangover
>Czech """"Cuisine""""
>>57014346
>Knödel
>Trdelnik
>bad
>>57013033
Do you mean:
piwo, knedle and kołacz?
>>57014375
>tatar
Literally Sarmatian food.
>>57014363
terroni
>>57014259
>goveja juha s cmoki
>krofi
>češki
Ne vem, ali misliš to ironično ali si Bosooooonoc
>>57014370
>feces with milk
Excellent taste Jukka.
>>57013911
Kill yourself.
>>57014350
And I'll do it again until you are desperate to make me mad
>>57014321
>American education
>german food only meh
>nordic food shit
Wew lad, this gotta be shitposting.
>>57014405
če ne morš pogruntat si pa mogoče ti omejen kt kšn sinc
>>57014443
>French cuisine
SmH family. I expected better
I wonder how such a hungry country can have a cuisine so good.
>>57013982
I had this in prague. It's one of the best things I've ever had.
>>57014449
>Turk delusion
>>57014403
there are more terroni in north america than in Italy, Pauly Gabagooli
>>57014458
i know right?
Surströmming is god tier desu
>>57014505
Well then just go to freakin' wikipedia lad, you won't be able to call it ahmed or Juan but you'll get answers
>>57014387
trdelnik is hungarian
best tourist trap here
make for 10cents, sell for 3 euro
>>57014425
No, Pajeet. Not today.
>>57014536
t. terronni
>>57013033
Sure sure, after all we spoke czech for hundreds of years and were dominated in medieaval times by your culture as well.
We even had a huge number of czech people in germany until we threw them out.
>>57014568
wrong pic
>>57014387
Germany did you eat that shit , oh NOW I know why scat is so popular in Germany
>>57014559
See that actually looks good
>>57014535
>implying our fast food wasn't bestowed on us by Mohammed himself and doesn't beat your shitty lard drizzled French fries
>>57014552
Fucking rotten fish
>>57014350
>>57014196
>>57014076
ITT, plebs teenagers fed with mac and cheese, pizza or whatever fastfood shit are trying to argue about the fact that french cuisine is overrated.
Well guess what? Wherever I go in the world, when I check out the fucking tripadvisor and I search for the "best restaurants around", 7 out of the top 10 are "French cuisine" (with the rest being for 90% of the time "Italian cuisine").
Now, if you want a list of all the french "GOTY dishes", it's more difficult than listing 3 names out of the blue since every region in France has at least 20 specialities worth mentioning.
Keep living in your small uncultured world - and let us eat the good stuff. You guys are ready for the shakes / insects food area.
>>57012864
>czech cuisine
>>57014597
pilsner beer is czech
polka is czech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxM2TLfjlk0
>>57014552
I don't know. You're great with fish in general though.
>>57014680
Ayy thanks for snapping in my place
>>57012864
fixed version
>>57014643
Any country that eats more donuts than us must be doing something right.
>>57014417
a german would know
![sunday-roast[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FTNQ412.jpg "sunday-roast[1].jpg")
>>57014458
It's all memery Tbh. Especially regards to British food. Stuff that nobody eats gets treated like a standard dinner (stargazy pie and toast sandwiches for example) and stuff that's not very different from lots of mainland food is completely ignored or blown of of proportion.
British food might look bland and homely instead of flashy stuff. But it's not as if it's an actively terrible cuisine that makes you gag. Especially considering the stuff that people actually eat, not the meme foods, are just roast meats with different ways of cooking vegetables, served with roast or mashed potatoes with a type of gravy (or other sauce). Sometimes it will be served in a pie/pastry instead.
There's literally nothing wrong with that.
>>57014680
>Y-you're just uncultured! Frogs and snails are for patricians only! This duck has been rolled in butter and seasoned with this flavourless french herb! it's amazing!
People only think it's good because French propoganda. Absolute trash lel.
bohemian knedlik are bland desu
>>57014660
The Dago will never understand.
>>57014734
Its basically salty fermented fish, people just become pussies when they cannot out stand the smell.
>>57014568
very tasty desu
would eat
>central and northern european "cuisine"
Brag about work ethics or something, the food here is puke tier. Can't get proper Balkan food either, every restaurant has the same shit and the fast food is disgusting turk crap, something we wouldn't feed the dogs.
We literally have the healthiest diet in Europe.
Veggies are our main dishes, unlike in France where the meat is the main dish.
We also have lots of bread, cookie and milk products. More diverse than in most countries.
Plus we have lots of fast food that would embarrass the USA. So if you like a fat snack you're good here as well.
>>57014826
when in doubt add bacon
>non meds
>>57014749
Greek cuisine is part of a wider Balkan-Anatolian culinary complex. I don't think it has any distinguishing features compared to its neighbours.
>>57014824
There is no propaganda, only facts and one of them is that everybody here uses the word "cuisine" for a reason
So without saying French cuisine is superior (matter of personal taste anyway) it's without a doubt a great one
>>57014840
How about you go visit a proper Gasthaus you filthy arab?
>>57014824
Foie Gras is the best thing I've ever tasted. The French have convinced me that the tastiness of food is directly correlated to the amount of suffering caused to produce it.
>>57014749
As if there is someone who has tried cuisine of all European countries. I can say that I tried only Russian, Ukrainian, and Czech cuisine. Still - Mexican. But this is not Europe.
>Eat continental breakfast
>hungry again 15 minutes later
>blacking out after an hour
>jelly legs
>can't walk by the time lunch comes around
>shaking and foaming at the mouth
>eat Engish breakfast
>run a marathon for fun
>fight rival football gangs
>hardest worker in the office
>women love the smell of meat and tomato on your breath
>ecstasy as you lay back in your office chair and scratch your belly
>only need a small lunch
>>57014917
but belgium,, portugal and macedonia aren't meds
anyway best map ITT
>>57014964
B-But they don't suffer
Or so we're told
>>57014956
How often can a person eat potatoes, rotkohl and duck meat you refugee loving cuck faggot
>>57014796
>There's literally nothing wrong with that.
This.
I've been in england for 3 weeks and that's the best thing that I could say about your food.
>>57014923
Part of being in the god tier is having your food be widely recognized internationally, which Greek food is. Very impressive considering the size and average intelligence of their population.
>>57014952
It's extremely overrated. You've posted maybe two things that look appealing and even then it's nothing special. You're a meme culture with meme food.
>>57014728
>pilsner beer is czech
This is why it is called Pils and not Plzeň..
>>57014999
post more british autism pls
>>57014964
>the tastiness of food is directly correlated to the amount of suffering caused to produce it.
so that's why gross ass KFC feels so fucking great
>>57015000
what is a belgium?
![1414324157327[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AGtoAEs.png "1414324157327[1].png")
>>57015022
>toast sandwich
Literally as much of a meme as this is.
Spain is best desu. We have it all. The only competition is Italy in Europe
>>57012995
Depends on the part of France you're in tho. Alsace has german tier Sauerkraut, sausages and beer, south has fish soup, Rh-A has Gratin Dauphinois, saucisson brioché, North west has crêpes and cider, etc...
>>57012864
Spanish food can be pretty awesome tho
>>57015077
It's another word for "German Highway".
>>57015047
M8 you started the thread by saying you know nothing about French food so don't expect me to take you seriously when after 3-4 posts on a Micronesian donkey-riding image board you suddenly tell me you think it's overrated
>>57015021
We have shitloads of braten aswell and great stews you fucking, uncultured asshole.
>>57015135
This gave me a demi-molle tbhonest senpai
>>57015093
It is nigel, but still your food goes from awful to ok. It will never be good.
>>57015135
You're talking to different leafs Pierre. It is overrated.
>""""""""""""""worst"""""""""""""" food in europe
>best chefs on the planet
Explain this, continental savages.
>>57015215
>Not a raging gaule
What are you lad, a traitor ?
>>57014514
we took the best parts of neighbouring people's cuisine and improved those things according to our taste
>>57012864
>WHITE TRASH,BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH
TOP KEK
>>57015250
Well then what do you know about it ?
>>57012864
Czech cuisine is shit, sorry.
>>57015059
>B-Bohemia is German
>K-Kafka is German
medium kek
>>57015348
Everything
>>57012864
>>57014057
thieves
>>57014832
Here's to you, my friend.
>>57013921
>>57013982
>>57014017
>>57014057
this shit was super good
The canaries are not europe?
>>57015320
>pea soup with eggs in it
what the fuck
>>57015439
>main ingredients grain alcohol
top kek
>>57012864
Spanish food is better than czech shit
>>57015407
>>57014057
>literally a berliner copy
Why are Czech """"people"""" such culinary thieves?
>>57015492
not a soup. we call that "főzelék", a kind of vegetable stew with a creamy texture that you can make from basically every type of vegetable, from beans and lentils to peas and tomato
>>57015487
>these islands
>canary islands
lel.never change, america
>>57015390
>Im_not_even_trying_anymore.jpg
>>57015568
guess who brings this to berlin
2 of these are pictures of garbage from restaurants. The third is a picture of paella. Can you tell the difference? (PRO TIP: You can't)
Love how threads about cousine always tend to end up in a clusterfuck of swearing.
>>57014092
Hey, that's exactly what I say when I see your flag
>>57015659
>Can you tell the difference?
Yes, I'm not a tastless pleb.
>Spain red
Is this Czech humor?
Spain is shit at a lot of things, but our diet is top tier and if you deny it you're an ignorant.
And I'm not only talking about popular food (the one that keeps us stuffed with delicious stuff that is also healthy enough to keep us the second longest-living in the world behind Japan), but also professional. 5 of the top 20 restaurants in the world are Spanish, more than any other country, and during several years 2 of the top 3 restaurants were Spanish, something no other country has managed to achieve.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World's_50_Best_Restaurants
http://www.forbes.com/sites/karlaalindahao/2015/06/01/worlds-50-best-restaurants-2015/#2a506edd7f07
http://www.traveller.com.au/the-best-country-in-the-world-for-food-gihsmi
http://travel.cnn.com/spanish-food-trend-689636/
>>57015670
bazd meg a kurva anyád
>>57015439
thieves
>>57015659
If you think Spanish food can be summed up to paella, you should seriously reconsider your life lad.
>>57015670
>Love how threads about cousine always tend to end up in a clusterfuck of swearing.
>cousine
Yeah man, family can be a touchy subject.
>>57015770
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
may chimichangas, tacos and italian prosciutto, pizza with cheese and spaghetti with beans
>>57013229
only faggots think italian cousine is overrated
reality is that foreigners don't know the first thing about our food
>i went to venice and ordered a pizza made by chinks, now i know everything about italian food
"no"
>>57013343
>muh breakfast
every.time.
it's not surprising that you fags are obsessed with sausage
>>57013724
street food > haute cuisine
the more fried, the better
>>57015896
Oops.
>>57015953
>only faggots think italian cousine is overrated
>reality is that foreigners don't know the first thing about our food
>>i went to venice and ordered a pizza made by chinks, now i know everything about italian food
>"no"
It's kinda the same for us except people think we only have fancy stuff
all godlike cuisine have shit tier breakfasts, all shit tier cuisine have godlike breakfasts...
>>57015770
The only know about paella.
The only countries in Europe who can cook are Italy, France and Spain.
>>57015953
>Calls others faggots
>Posts a bunch of pastry
lmao @ your life mario
>>57016116
There is literaly nothing wrong with pastries
>>57016095
What does that make Scandinavia? We have pretty shitty breakfasts compared to the British.
>>57016167
you have shitty cuisine but you are humanitarian superpower
>>57016167
ryebread is goat
>>57016215
You don't even have any cuisine you thieving jewish germanboos
>>57016071
What else do you eat? I think a main factor in this sterotype is the only restaurants in America I've seen that have french food are nicer restaurants. Never heard of or seen a "normal" french restaurant if that makes sense.
>>57015953
italian food is best
why is my mother not italian
just why
>implying you can say with certainty who made which dish first when talking about cuisine in central europe
we are definitely red
![pains-au-chocolat-au-me-MXEsWnn9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QeAne1o.jpg "pains-au-chocolat-au-me-MXEsWnn9[1].jpg")
>>57016156
Anyway... "Pain au chocolat" or "Chocolatine" ?
>>57016375
štrůdl
>>57014196
This is retarded since a lot of our food is influenced by french cuisine, you can find many dishes here which are pretty much copies
