What's your cunt's version of Kangs n shiet
>>57004656
First of all, RARE
Spain and Portugal were the first colonial empires of Europe and global Thalassocracies. Pretty good for KANGS N SHIET
Those were the days
>>57004656
WE WUZ AZTECS N SHIET
>>57004656
The total area covered by this empire is about 13% of the total landmass of the earth and had a total of 68.2 million souls.
Spanish is the 2nd or 3rd most spoken language on Earth still.
Now is just siesta and sad
WE WUZ KHANS 'N SHIT
WE WUZ SAURAI N SHIET
only 10% of the population were SAMURAI
We wuz cohongs n shiet
WE WUZ MAYA N SHIET
>>57004656
WE WUZ ASIANZ N SHIEEETTT
>>57004656
WE WUZ GREEKZ N ROMANS N SHIET
WE WUZ VIKINGZ N SHIET
WE WUZ GERMANIC N SHIET
America is too young to have a good we wuz.
nothing, kek
WE WUZ DAIMYO N SHIET
WE WUZ WHITEHOUSE BURNERS N SHIET
We wuz global hanguk empire n shiet
>>57004908
what about minuteman?
>>57004908
maybe WE WUZ GREAT AND SHIEET
WE WUZ IMPERIO N SHIET
WE WUZ BRITISH N SHIETZ
or
WE WUZ FRENCH N SHIEEETZ
WE WUZ LONGEST SURVIVING CULTURE AND SHIT
>>57005125
that ones actually true tho
>>57004656
We wuz swedes n shiet.
>>57005156
Hey, I did that one already!
WE WUZ VIKING EXPLORERS N SHEIT
>>57004916
>nothing
WE WUZ GRAN COLOMBIA N SHIT
>great only in name
>tfw
We beat some random avars, yay for us
WE WUZ SARMATIANS N SHIET
WE WUZ PATRIOTS N SHIEET
WE WUZ PIONEERS N SHIEET
>>57004908
>America is too young to have a good we wuz
wuz pilgrimz n shiet
>>57004656
we occasionaly were goth in mongolian campaign, but then we became SLAVS N SHIET
WE WUZ NOMADS N SHIET
Not bad given we only had a brief chance to get some clay after WW2 before the hippies took over. We were a britbong bitch before we could get our kiangz in shit.
We also had the other Samoa, but we did a too good job of running it and they went independent. Unlike American Samoa.
>>57007153
WE WUZ IWI N SHIEET
>>57007153
If you look at what our soldiers actually did in Samoa it was pretty nigger tier.
>>57007248
>shoot up a protesting crowd
heh, I had no idea we did that. Brutal
New zealand was part of one of our states once
we also own a big slice of antartica for what its worth along with a couple islands.
We wuznt really kings outselves but the british empire was kangs
>>57007248
>>57007435
Must've been a field day.
WE WUZ EMPIRE AND SHIEET
NOS ERANT REGES ET MERDA
WE WUZ CHARLEMAGNE N SHEEIT
>>57004876
STEALTH RARE
>>57009401
Not so m8
WE WUZ SOUTHERN EXPLORERS N SHIET
We wuz talvisota n shiiet ?
>>57004656
WE WUZ VIKINGS N SHIET
>>57004656
WE WUZ EASTERN GERMANIC, SARMARATIAN, SCYTHIANS, THRACIANS N SHIT.
>>57004656
WE WUZ CIVILIZED AND POSSESSED WRITING N SHIT
>>57004656
ERAMO REYE I TO
>>57011745
Disgusting
Vikings, kind of overrated though there are some interesting things they did
>>57004908
>we wuz white n shiet Cletus
we wuz convicts
>>57004656
best Age of Empires imho
>>57009815
Hakkapelitta
>>57011873
FUCK OFF MADRILEÑAN DEGENERATE PIECE OF ASSHOLE
>>57012393
>MADRILEÑAN
>>57004656
WE WUZ SALOMO AND SHIET!!!
We wuz Eyeties n Shiat
>>57004908
>WE WUZ RED SKINS AND SHIET
>>57012393
>MADRILEÑAN
why?
>>57011545
>Latvia
>Vikings
kek
>>57004806
Samurais & shoguns are shit
The period after the meji restoration and up until the defeat in WWII is the most interesting part of Japan's history.
>>57005173
>we wuz unreliable farmers that often deserted or just never showed up
I don't see how it's good
WE WUZ DRUIDS N SHIET
WE WUZ ASTERIX
We was Empire and such.