>my bloodline extends backwards for hundreds of generations and I'm the first one who cannot get laid
YOU LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>57004572
I laid ur mom last night and made u so happy birthday junior
>>57004572
>for hundreds of generations
try millions m8
>>57004572
>my bloodline extends backwards for hundreds of generations and I'm the first one who explores Mars, partakes in the race war, gets a robot waifu and colonizes space
You really can't make this shit up
>hiding depression and/or severe anxiety behind layers and layers of irony
WAKE ME UP
>>57004572
you Asian?
>>57004635
Thousands at most, and no more than ten thousand. Homo sapiens has not existed long enough.
>>57004699
>Homo sapiens has not existed long enough.
Why are you discounting all the other species of ape/reptilian/fish/micro-organism that you descend from?
There's white and black people everywhere here.
I wish I was with other Azns.
>>57004739
Are you seriously telling me I should trace my bloodline back to single celled organism 3 billion years ago? Because "millions" of generations probably won't cover it in that case.
>I disregarded my education and doomed myself to minimum wage jobs forever because I wanted to post on 4chan and play video games alone in the dark
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>57004794
>Are you seriously telling me I should trace my bloodline back to single celled organism 3 billion years ago
yes
>>57004572
Don't worry, plenty of their brothers and sisters died during childhood, so you won't be the first to die a virgin.
>>57004821
Delet this.
>>57004821
>I did the exact same thing and I can't even get a job
AMERILARDS AND AUSTRALIATARDS BTFO
>>57004821
>I disregarded my options and doomed myself to debt slavery forever because I wanted to go to the best university I got into instead straightaway of transferring from community college
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>You could have kept the bloodline going but decided to be a faggot instead
Ancestors BTFO
>I literally have not made any progress in my life since I left highschool years ago because I have crippling anxiety and deep insecurity issues that make me fear the world and bunker up in my room 24/7
>Every day that goes by I only get older and the world moves on without me
>I lack so much life experience that I have no hope of catching up to my peers and being able to relate to them about anything
>Every night as I lie in bed I think about killing myself because I know I'm royally fucked and absolutely despise what a pathetic excuse for a human being I've become
lmao can't make this shit up ahahaha
>>57004993
>starting freshman year of college next year with student loan interest rates the lowest they've been in years
Feels orgasmic man
>I wasted 4 years of my life spending tens of thousands of both me and my parents money to become a pilot but lost passion and gave up in the end because I'm too socially retarded to sit in a cockpit with normalfags for hours on end, and now I don't know what to do with my life
HAHAHAHA YOU LITERALLY CAN'T FABRICATE THIS SHIT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
>literally in my 4th year of community college
>2.5 gpa, applied to transfer for Fall 2016 to some universities but will probably not get in
>all my high school friends are literally graduating in the summer
>going to be 22/23 by the time I get to a real university
hahahaha, lol. haha
>>57005165
>finished college with a positive balance and no debt
I bet you'd suck somali cock for this too
>>57004572
each kid barry 50% of your genes
if you get 2 kids that means you gave 100% of your genes to the generation.
the next generation will pass your genes on with 50% since it will mix with other people(if at all)
the 3rd 25% the 4th 12,5% and so on and so forth.
it will come to a point where you basicly didnt exist and related by 0.001% to your ggrandgrandgrandgrandgrand parents.
so bloodline doesnt make any sense, unless you do it like royals and fuck your relatives, but then you become inbreed and fucked up.
cloning is the best way to go, but you need to be a women for the female egg.
also all the molecules and atom will eventually be part of someone else when you die, so you never cease to exists just become other part of creations.
bottomline it doesnt matter if you procreate
>>57004572
One of your male ancestors might have even been a rapist. Or managed to have a healthy child with a retarded woman.
>>57005386
Yes, but your genes are already in some way shared with the population living around you, granted that you are not some mixed mongrel or a foreigner. So even if your genome gets scattered in the long run the overall composition of the population stays similar to how it was when you were alive.
Race-mixing on a massive scale is a threat to it.
Hello. Anyone want to breed with me?
>>57005570
No but I'll breed near you.
>>57005570
You a girl? Wouldnt mind a finnish gf desu
>come on /int/ for the first time
>you guys are green texting my life and laughing
feels bad
>>57004572
>hundreds of generations
Hah. Try billions. There is an unbroken chain of organisms getting laid between you and the first cells to evolve sexual reproduction. Sex didn't even exist and they still managed to figure out how to get laid, why can't you?
>>57004794
Are they, technically speaking, not your ancestors (as in, livings beings who lived before you in which you also owe them your existence to)?
>>57005545
No you are wrong.
"Racemixing" is good, but not culture mixing.
Communism is the answer to all the problems.
>>57005570
Where do you live?
>>57005594
Theyre using the laughing face to hide their crippling depression. Its kind of an on going meme
>>57005624
Fuck off nu-male.
>>57004739
This kind of sadistic creativity fits well with Siberia. They literally got so bored, that they went Ed Gein on a fish. That is clearly the flag of the Sakha republic on the mast.
Food for thought, Straya: Sakha Republic along with a few other Russian, Australian and Canadian places (Brazil and USA make later entries) comprise the largest primary country subdivisions in the world.
>>57004821
>i actually made my parents pay thousands of reais on a useless college degree, that i don't even like, im just trying to finish the last year with no job prospects and a huge debt, asides from sharing a class with my ex gf, which only makes me feel worse everyday
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP.
>>57004905
This is a comforting thought
>>57005654
http://www.henrymakow.com/istheilluminatiwagingwar.html
>hundreds of MILLIONS of years of successful heterosexual reproduction managed to bring my crying baby ass into the world
>my worthless dumb gay baby ass that dropped out of school after my best friend killed herself because of me and I couldn't stop hearing screams in my head, and I had to sleep with the fucking radio on for 5 years so I wouldn't hear it or think about it
>mfw my father died I realized I don't even know how to cry anymore, and I still get crippling panic attacks for no reason and the stress-induced ulcers eat through my stomach every single day
I'm literally crying right now, but it's from laughter I swear.
>>57004905
This is a stupid objection, because it is very obvious from OP's rhetoric that strict, unbroken evolutionary success is meant-until you.
Of course there are failure siblings, cousins, etc. But the point is that there has been a very long unbroken chain of ancestors who all survived to adulthood, reproduced, and raised the appropriate offspring themselves to evolutionarily successful reproductive adulthood, again and again and again, every single solitary time, without fail.
Until you. That's obviously OP's point. In the most relevant sense, your failure cannot be judged against stillborns and children who died of smallpox. The extent of your failure can best be judged against the line of pure, flawless victory which yet somehow resulted in you.
>>57005815
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY I WANT TO KILL MYSELF
>>57005815
>my best friend killed herself because of me and I couldn't stop hearing screams in my head
nice fabricated story lad, those deep emotions really hit me
>mfw I'm holding a gun to my head RIGHT FUCKING NOW
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>57005955
>mfw a German on the internet doesn't believe my lies
You know what this isn't funny anymore.
>>57005985
Post pic you lying faggot
>this entire thread
Although we may not show it, we're all deeply pained, and behind all those laughing lemons there are sad and lonely people, in need of help.
I love this meme where we all pretend to be depressed virgins
Thanks Australia!
>>57006058
H-heheh, y-yeah. Just pretending...
>>57005606
fug that made kek :DDDDDDD
>be suicidal for months
>take acid with friend
>we talk about
>he literally says he is having suicidal feelings for the past couple months too
HAHAHAHA LIKE, HOLY SHIT.
>>57004646
(can't wake up)
>>57006164
what does having a friend feel like
>>57006192
He did journalism and is now studying psychology, he is the quiet observant guy type, he likes to listen to me talking, while we are both drunk, for hours.
Sometimes i have this feeling he is actually mentally recording everything i say so he can write a book about me on his psychology thesis.
>>57004572
>>my bloodline extends backwards for hundreds of generations and I'm the first one who cannot get laid
thats because well duh
you're not decendent from homo sapiens, you are decendent from homo rapiens
yew ugly cunts gotta get what you can while you can, YOLO (You Only Lose Once)
>>57006192
Pretty good desu
>>57006192
It feels like being in love, right?
That's normal?
>all those sore losers ITT
>completely unlike me
>I swear these are tears from l-laughter..
>I was so butthurt when my brother gave my parents grandchildren that I actually snuck into his house in the middle of the night and slapped his baby daughter in the face then climbed out the window to escape because I thought it would cause her permanent psychological damage and she would turn out a broken piece of shit that my parents hate and are happy at me for never having any grandchildren
haha great thread guys
>>57004821
DELET
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>my entire life described in one thread
time's up lads
>I stubbed my toe
How_could_this_happen_to_me.mp3
>>57011044
You're a piece of shit.
>>57004572
Is this just for the maymays or there is really this amount of depressed people on /int/?
Get out, breath some fresh air guise :3
>>57011044
DEVILISH
I don't even want laid, I just want a friend.
I'm 26 years old and I don't have a friend.
>>57005386
>if you get 2 kids that means you gave 100% of your genes to the generation
Excuse me, but that's not how it works.
>i'm seriously considering living out of my car because can't afford rent and debtns
>>57011044
semedey GELDE
>Going to a college where a feminist bangs you in the ass and you get f's for speaking your mind.
>Being a NEET who masterbates to Taiwanese Origiami animations and does nothing with their life
>Not going to a trade school and earning 26 dollerydoos an hour after graduating from a 14 week program that is paid for by the federal government
>Not building and welding US Naval Ships and watching them ship off to remove kebab
College cucks and NEETS must live horrible lives. Being the "working class" and earning more than college grads is fucking meme worthy
>>57004821
>I disregarded my options and doomed myself to unemployment forever because I have a useless degree instead of straightaway going into a trade
TU NE PEUX PAS INVENTER CA
>>57004572
Yeah but there were always people who couldn't get laid and they were as much part of your evolution as the ones who could. If everyone gets to reproduce then evolution doesn't work as well as it does.
If you think about it, plenty of people in your family tree didn't have offspring, it's just that obviously when going back in line they did.
How many unnamed brothers and cousins remained heirless? How many royal families disappeared because the guy didn't have any sons?
>I've always known exactly what to do to fix my life but I never do it because I hate myself and am too stubborn to end it.
AHAHA YOU GUYS ISN'T LIFE GRAND
>>57016567
AHAHAHA...HAHA...Haaaaa
>>57004622
>this is the reason everyone thinks our banter is shitty
YOU'RE DESTROYING AMERICA REEEEEEE
>>57005386
Doesn't work like that. Theyt get 50% of the genes, but what genes make up that 50% is undetermined until conception, and some genes are negated by your partners, such as blue eyes if they have brown. So you're never garaunteed to get 100%,
>>57016567
>You know if you keep this up you'll end up a hobo
>You keep doing it anyway
>>57016567
>born in one of the wealthiest and safest countries on the planet
>from an upper class family
>no physical or mental handicaps
>no disfigured face like the average /r9k/ poster
>smarter and in better shape than a large majority of the population
>women (and men) regularly show interest in me
>plenty of job- and educational opportunities available, thanks to both the nanny state and family support
>can easily become a responsible and independent adult within a couple of years if I just tried
>still am a KHV NEET at age 23 because I never attempt to pursue any of my goals
>>57016567
I just can't let go of the past.
>The only way I can even acknowledge my feelings anymore is to anonymously post feels with other people but even that is becoming hard so I have to add layers of irony and humour
>>57018337
Take it easy my friend.
At least you're not >>57018270
>>57004572
It's called natural selection.
Not everybody is meant to procreate.
>The only thing keeping me from killing myself is not wanting to make my parents suffer
HaHaHaHa auscucks BTFO
>>57004572
My bloodline started with the inception of the human race and it will end with me. Even if I weren't gay, I wouldn't spread my genes and destroy another life like mine.
I am the special snowflake that will grow the last leaf on my branch.
>>57018914
Iktf
>>57018527
>implying natural selection means shit in the modern day
A ghetto nig could go out and rape a girl at gunpoint and impregnate her in about 30 seconds and if she chooses not to abort it, that's his genes passed on through almost no effort. Can you really argue that this nig was SUPPOSED to procreate?
>>57019123
>A ghetto nig could go out and rape a girl at gunpoint and impregnate her in about 30 seconds and if she chooses not to abort it, that's his genes passed on through almost no effort. Can you really argue that this nig was SUPPOSED to procreate?
Yes, because this is not going to happen to the broad majority.
Do I really have to explain evolution to you?
