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One more year left edition.
no bullying edition
who up
>Be Canadian
>eat poop
Herbie
dank
>>57004494
Why are canadians so brave and strong?
not a fan of ethnics tbqh
>el canadANO
hmm
i want to die
>>57004519
I'm sitting in bed haha might sleep
>>57004630
no you dont
>>57004613
>kentunhappy
>>57004591
because of their unfaltering morals and indefatigable will to uphold the dignity of man
>>57004630
video games desu
>>57004521
>Nobody responds to my dumb insult
Lads.......
Tell me KENDRICK aint the best in the game
It's almost fascinating how quickly one can lose their boner as soon as their mother barges into their room at 12am while they're masturbating.
>>57004521
>be mexican
>host a fiesta of poop
>assland
Can we all take a moment and Appreciate the diversity /cum/ offers?
>Canada the cucks
>USA the freedoms
>Mexico the poor
>>57004677
I tried desu
the downtime encourages it
>>57004708
he's literally a queer
>>57004716
>Decide to go to Canada
>See that everyone is eating poop
>get confused
>Ask some guy on the street why are they eating poop?
>Looks at me confused
>"It's national poop eating day, friend"
I FUCKING WISH I WAS LYING
>>57004727
High quality savages
What did you expect?
>>57004711
good job
>>57004719
Why does the majority of the world like boobs?
>>57004719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTx5sqvVJ4
>>57004719
>the US is together with all the muslims, niggers and mexicans
>Canada is with all the civilized countries
Hmm
>>57004719
Liking boobs is literally a 14 year old meme fetish
>>57004788
Boobs are gross
>>57004785
>>57004787
>>57004802
this desu
>>57004788
not this desu
>>57004750
You should try doing Void runs
also, did you get the Dex anniversary weapons?
They're pretty good
>>57004719
bum/thighs/legs > boobs
>>57004788
>POOP PRONTO IN TORONTO
>>57004787
>>57004802
>>57004805
>>57004818
>MEXICANS AND AMERICANS ARE LITERALLY NIGGERS
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP LMAO
>parody of salons twitter account literally can't keep up
>>57004521
>be Mexican
>smell like poop
>>57004874
>>57004896
FUCKING DELET THIS
>>57004719
How did they get the info for North Korea?
>>57004925
Kim has to watch porn after all...
>>57004925
just by asking the dicktator
How can Mexicans even afford a computer to post on /int/ with?
This song is perfection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDJFG3YpAwc
>>57004719
>Kim likes butts
Based desu
>>57004975
Like i said before
I stole it from an aussie
:^)
>>57004827
I've been using the Dex weapons as my main ones actually, I really like the rifle.
I did a void extermination earlier but haven't used any other ones yet
>>57004975
You posted this in another thread.
Pls straya
>>57004975
I stole my first laptop
>>57004896
>He actually deleted it
Huh, canadians are nice
>>57004984
never noticed that
>>57004975
>30 minutes late
![[BestGirl] Non Non Biyori - 06 [BD 1280x720 x264 AAC].mkv_snapshot_06.23_[2016.01.19_03.57.28].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b1ybSDz.jpg "[BestGirl] Non Non Biyori - 06 [BD 1280x720 x264 AAC].mkv snapshot 06.23 [2016.01.19 03.57.28]")
>>57004996
noice
Once you build your first Orokin Reactor/golden potato you'll be able to do vault runs and get rare shit
I don't want no teenage queen
I just want my M14
If I die in a combat zone
Box me up and ship me home
>>57004986
What did you do with the rest of him?
>>57005043
MAMA don't you cry
>>57005060
Let's just say he won't be able to banter anyone anymore
>>57004986
What was a Mexican doing in Australia?
Alternatively, what was a white person doing in Mexico?
Anyone know about jobs in forestry? Employment? Salary? Availability? I'm a bio major... might not make it into grad school. I should have majored in forestry. Damn.
>>57005103
Getting killed and burned
http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/15/asia/mexico-australian-surfers-dean-lucas-adam-coleman-identified/
>>57005121
Fucking hell, why would anyone want to go to that country?
>>57005043
This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me.
>>57005121
>>57005103
>I'll never know what it feels like to beat the living shit out of an aussie
>>57005139
I go there for vacation (usually to the Riviera Maya) and sometimes went there for business (to Monterrey)
wow thanks for linking the new thread assholes
>only now found out karadzic got jailed
wonder what /balk/ was like on that day 2bh
>>57004613
No wonder so many carpetbaggers are migrating south.
>>57005183
I'm guessing a shit storm between the Serbs and the Croats again.
>tfw just got a call from someone
>tfw they hung up when I answered
>tfw same area code as me
Spooked desu
>Tfw making prank calls to other anons
hehe
>>57005226
Probably some retard got the wrong number, why else would someone call you?
>>57005253
geez....
>>57005253
>get first phone call in ages
>"hello"
>"oh sorry wrong number"
>"we can sti" *click*
>>57005253
DAYUM
>>57005253
wow
>>57005226
I hate shit like that, spooks me out too. Mysterious phone call related shit fucks with my head, and I don't typically get rattled over dumb shit.
post some good mf music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIoBBKfOGg0
>>57005345
fuck off, retard.
I hate getting older and I hate anyone born after 93.
>>57005368
93 is a very specific year
Is it worth it to learn Japanese just so I can understand hentai better?
>be american
>get shot
this will never not be funny
>>57005390
nigga, is you restarted?
>>57005368
i was born in 94
There's no difference, dude
>>57005358
Canadians are generally gay and cowardly . Americas shame , I have heard . And I wont discuss nothing with a child who jerks off to anime.
>>57005368
I hate getting older and I hate anyone born after 59
>>57005368
>January 16, 1998
Why do you hate me? ;0
>>57005403
fuck off, retard.
>>57005400
Does sleeping count as restarting?
>>57005411
You're literally a baby
>>57005402
>another '94 nigga
ayyy
Can I reheat mcnuggets in the microwave? How long should I put them in for?
Asking here because >McYanks
>>57005438
I'm old enough to die for my country, yet not old enough to drink..
>>57005444
40 seconds
>>57005402
>>57005440
ayyy what's good '94 bros
>>57005444
>Can I reheat food in the microwave?
It's a chicken nugget not a nuclear device.
Want a canadian bf xx
>>57005411
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
I was born may 30, 1997
>>57005459
>>57005440
sup bros
Just turned 22
what about you guys?
>>57005477
pooftas out
>>57005478
Ayy how's it going?
>>57005494
xoxo
>/cum/ is full of teenagers
>want to finally watch Das Boot
>it's already past 11
should I man up and do it?
>>57005512
>there are people past their twenties on 4chan
>>57005514
Well how late can you stay up before mommy yells at you?
>>57005532
5 more years h-haha
About to start uni in august and i'm 22
Is it too old?
>>57005514
Do it m8.
Just remember it's a long way to tipperary, it's a long way to go.
>>57005561
Nope. I'm about to go back and I'm 23.
>>57005561
There are people just entering uni who are 40 years old, I think you'll do just fine.
>>57005561
People go when their 24/25, you should be fine.
>>57005482
nah you're older. still 21 til nov.
>>57005561
I don't know. I might have to start uni at 22/23. I'm afraid I will be like the 3 percent of students over 18 just starting.
>>57005566
>trip dubs
My torpedos have struck their mark.
>>57005566
h-here I go
>>57005615
psh, don't worry. For one, there will be plenty of people older than you. Secondly, 22/23 isn't even that much older than other uni students
who /crying/ here?
>>57005633
>checked
What version are you watching?
Release, directors cut, or uncut?
>>57005653
Why are you crying?
>>57005615
it's really not that big of a deal
tons of people don't go directly to university or college right after high school
>>57005653
I got excited there for a second, thought you were from Trump gen with that pic.
>>57005043
>it's a "kubrik implies the JFK assassination was a ruse" episode
1990
>>57005670
the director's cut, torrent just downloaded. It's a good version, right?
>>57005717
Damn right it's a good version.
>>57005704
the extraterrestrial lizards who control the federal reserve killed him 2bh
Boys...
>>57004494
>you will never play video games with shiggy
>>57005810
Chicos..
>>57005994
I wanna shake his hand at least before he dies.
played some Dark Souls III, lads
pretty good, imo
>>57006112
DELET THIS
IT'S NOT FAIR
Sooo. it's pretty quiet
>>57006152
its worth the wait, senpai
be excited
>>57006161
why is that?
>girl treats me like a human being
>fall in love
>>57006236
nobody posting here.
Only like 2 guys here
I am infinitely better than all of you.
>>57006297
say that to my face and not online
>>57006297
But are you a big guy?
Just kissed a girl for the first time. Fucking disgusting.
>>57006437
tongue kisses are great
>try falling asleep
>tossing and turning for two hours
>eventually give up
Guess I am going to be skipping tomorrow lads and playing vidya all night
>>57006469
living the dream
>>57006437
I don't think you did it right then, pal.
>be Mexican
>literally eat poop
JAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJA
>>57006584
el mexicANO
>>57006584
this
Just got done fapping to some cuckold sessions vids. You Americans produce some top tier porn.
>free 1080p HD VR porn on pornhub
nice desu
>>57006876
they do anything to satisfy their clients
:^)
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>>57006938
>virgins are winning
>>57006934
Why don't you get the poop out of your mouth before you talk to me
MORE IMPORTANT POLL
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nothing wrong with being pure
>>57007008
yeah nothing wrong unless you're +20
>>57006989
>willingly giving up wizardhood for some 3D trash
>>57007030
what's wrong with being a 20+ virgin
>>57007008
virgin != pure
>>57007001
SI VIS POOP PARA BELLUM
-Canada's motto-
>>57007045
everything
>>57007083
how
greetings
ps. greetings
Happpyyy Easter!!!
>>57007179
Easter you say?
>go down to Mexico to see what summer is like
>prostitute offers to poop all over my face for 300 pesos
>freak out and ask why would she ever offer me that
>apparently its all the rage in their cunt and men usually overcharge for the privilege
Fucking disgusting.
>>57007198
Yes! Dadadada.
I made pysanky with cake and pudding inside and will gift them to co workers tomorrow. Food dye is kind of weak but I think they will like it.
>>57007259
Ahhh~ Those are cute.
>>57007310
Thank you, it's only the second time I've made them.
They look kind of shitty from above I think and are really simple.. but I still think people will like them. You destroy the to get to the cake either way.. Easter is great.
Just realized no woman will ever love me.
Please kill me
>Canadian guy comes to mexico as an exchange student
>Everything is going well, we become friends
>He offers me lunch on his apartment
>I said yeah ok let's go
>Sit down at his table
>He gives me a plate with a fucking shit sausage on it
>Shocked and dumbfounded
>Can't find the correct words to express my fucking confusion
>The Canadian sits down and has his own plate with shit on it
>He immediately proceeds to cut a piece of the shit sausage he has
>As if it's like some kind of stake
>He sees me with a confused face
>"Oh! haha! sorry, its just that in Canada we eat this kind of stuff"
Wow, what the fuck?
>>57007427
It might happen
>>57007427
This kind of thinking is completely wrong. If you don't work out, start working out and I guarantee you will atleast be a 5/10
>>57007373
They look really nice to me, you shouldn't be so hard on yourself. They will like them!
>>57007427
D'aww, don't say that. I'm sure that one day, you'll find someone.
What the fuck is up with the mex and the candian posting about poop?
>>57007484
Thank you... I hope they will too. Just a bit uncomfortable giving people things I made.
>my favorite porn star is Chilean
Not sure how to respond.
>>57007546
Drunk? Seizures? Samefag? No idea.
i want to spam cyberpunk cozy feels again but it's late and i'm tired. wat do.
what a cutie
y/n?
>>57007637
kinda gremlin like desu
>>57007656
My convictions say no, but she's probably a psycho in bed too.
I wonder what effect fucking high priced escorts every day has on your psyche.
>>57007792
You would have to have endless fortune
>>57007792
Blowing all your money on someone who will only touch you for money would hurt I think
>>57004802
liking ass is a literal subhuman fetish as you can see on the map
>out of weed
>out of booze
Fuck this. Seriously considering drinking a bottle of Nyquil.
why do I waste so much time on /his/
>>57008639
bc it's a good board
>>57008654
it's a terrible board
I hope fifel chokes on the small dicks of several Marxist history professors
getting sleepy, guess ill have to finish Das Boot tomorrow.
Also I had to sign up for an account on a department of defenses website just to nab these nice paintings, hopefully they dont mind
lads, gonna be honest.
I have class tomorrow, I'm drunk, and I don't know what time I have class at.
Should I go to sleep and hope I get up in time for class, or shitpost until class starts?
>>57008686
>fifel
w-who?
I only went there once and it wasn't particularly interesting.
>>57008960
try and get some rest, not enough is better than none
>>57008897
those are nice
>>57009051
Only response so far, I guess I'll do this.
Thanks bro.
>>57009015
an Australian Marxist grad student
basically the board's boogeyman, at least early on, I haven't noticed him lately.
if you disagreed with him slightly he would try to bury you with Marxist historian texts required for you to read before you could dare meet his standard for discussion, and if you tried to engage Marxism from outside of the Marxist sphere of ideas, he'd throw a spastic fit and bury you in ad hominems.
So, he was basically Marx reborn.
he namefagged for a while, but I guess everyone started filtering him so he dropped it. I've run into him on /int/, I'm sure, because his posting style is rather obvious.
>>57009175
don't mention my name outside of the history board ever again
>>57009175
nice
I don't debate Marxists of any brand desu
>he'd throw a spastic fit and bury you in ad hominems
They all do pretty much the same thing. It was then I knew I was dealing with a religious faith, and not a real sociology, and I stopped even engaging marxists in conversation about it.
pointless desu
>>57009502
I've stopped (again). protracted internet arguments are futile.
and yeah, most of the board is uninteresting.
I burn through dozens of threads for a handful insightful posts, regret it and then do it again the next day.
>>57009447
I really really want to believe that you're fifel for a great number of reasons
either way fuck you spastic cunt
took a 5 hour nap earlier desu
>>57009986
Naps are almost always a mistake except for the few times they aren't.
>>57010128
so, more often than not
I have to take my car in to a few shops today desu
>>57010193
>I have to take my car in to a few shops today desu
Did you do something clumsy with it?
>watching some youtube videos when suddenly I see a coment from an American woman
>see her profile picture
>kek.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCEfOru9_K4WdL3ugoQCfYQ
>>57010266
Pretty sure we are the only ones here but I'm gonna write in English anyway
What do you think of mestizos marrying white gringas?
>>57010331
Well if both are happy together that's okay with me.
![[HorribleSubs] Non Non Biyori Repeat - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_14.23_[2016.01.29_07.29.51].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OxrMmrP.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Non Non Biyori Repeat - 01 [720p].mkv snapshot 14.23 [2016.01.29 07.29.51]")
>>57010128
nonsense
naps are great
>>57010262
Well, I want a new horn put in. My current one is wimpy desu
also I may or may not have rear-ended some one a while back.
>clumsy
real neet hours, who up?
>>57010557
>also I may or may not have rear-ended some one a while back.
c l u m s y
>>57010557
I've actually never used my car horn before desu.
Can't say I've rear ended anyone either.
Clumsy maid anon.
>>57010594
>I've actually never used my car horn before desu.
It's useful. Especially in traffic. You'll see one day.
>Can't say I've rear ended anyone either.
consider what I do for a living desu
it was also the wimpiest rear-end ever. unless the auto mechanics on both sides start making shit up, it won't even clear my $500 deductible.
>>57010578
>>57010594
no
Just got back from NYC
Manhattan is a lot of fun but it's good to be back in the san fernando valley where you can actually drive a car
And what's with the trashbags on the street? Don't they have bins in New York?
So many niggers too
>>57010559
State?
Sinaloa reporting in, I'm all sleepy and hungry, I don't know why I'm still awake desu
I've never met a black person in my life
What does that make me?
>>57010808
Rhode Island, 6:38 AM. I'm pretty sleepy too desu but I'm gonna power through it and try to stay up all day
>>57010846
Lucky
>>57010527
They only sometimes go well for me desu.
>>57010714
>You'll see one day.
Probably.
>it was also the wimpiest rear-end ever
I guess that's not too bad, clumsy anon.
>>57010866
It might be wise to let the thread die
There's not much activity besides the obnoxious gay animeposters
>>57010714
Honking in Canada is almost taboo
at least in small towns and rural areas
>>57011088
>Honking in Canada is almost taboo
I learned to drive in Houston. 6 million people on the roads who mostly have places to be.
It's not something meant to be taken personally in the city, though in small towns people will take it that way and I avoid it there. I honked at someone for straddling two lanes in a smaller city once, he tried to follow me down the highway and squeeze me off the road.
ideally I wouldn't have to, but ideally people would pay attention in traffic desu
How do we solve the basketball american problem
Why is it Monday?
>>57011814
Because you took a nap.
I'm just so comfy right now
Why do I have to get out of bed ;-;
>>57009015
>>57009502
>>57010527
>>57010578
>>57011088
>>57011395
Why are you so perfect
Good morning!
its going to be warm today
that will be nice
>>57008654
Kill yourself
>>57015025
Good Morning!
Good morning, I really want to throw up
What's on the agenda today lads?
>>57017092
Drinking last night?
>>57017190
>Drinking last night
Nope. Just couldn't hold off on having a morning smoke long enough and the headrush on top of the coffee I had this morning is making me feel sick.
>>57017390
Sounds rough. It'll pass soon I bet.
I had Corn Flakes for the first time this morning. It is the blandest, most unsatisfying thing I've ever had.
cigarette smokers should probably just kill themselves already
>>57017669
Rude. What about weed smokers?
>>57017609
>Blandest most unsatisfying thing I've ever had
sounds about spot on desu. Maybe try mixing in fruit, I myself really like bananas in my cereal.
>>57017669
What's funny is even though I smell like shit, and am giving myself cancer, more people hugged me yesterday than you've been touched in the past few months.
>>57017754
Virgina is scared of weed because his Mummy doesn't like it and says it's a bad drug.
>>57017092
>>57016849
>>57015025
>>57015122
good morning pals
>>57017190
I'm at work at the moment, running on two hours of sleep. :^) then i just have two classes and I'm able to do whatever the fuck i want for the rest of the day. How're you?
>>57017754
I'm not saying they need to, but I'm won't try to stop them either
>>57017807
There aren't any waiting periods on firearms in Utah so go out and but yourself a nice 12 gauge this afternoon and a box of buck shot
Then go home and load the gun, take off your shoes, place the barrel under your chin, and pull the trigger with your toes
>>57018049
No can do, too many people would miss me, but you're welcome to take your own advice, I'm sure you can't say the same.
>>57018157
You seem very hung up on the idea that nobody cares about me even though I've never said anything to suggest this
Seems to me that someone might be........ projecting?
>>57018319
Oh, buddy, you don't need to say anything, the fact the first thing you do in the morning is go out of your way to antagonize someone says plenty about your personality :^)
That and the fact you've been here every day without fail for, quite some time now, posting anime.
Your dad would be proud.
>>57017954
Bretty good. Also at work, just realized there's a component missing on this project, so I'll probably shitpost a little longer before I finish it.
>>57018157
>>57018319
No one wins you're both retarded for participating, stop.
>>57018483
How much time is it going to take to finish? Also I love shit posting from work, it's very cozy.
>>57018513
He's the sperg who started it, I'm triggered now :^(
>>57018572
are you a mormon
>>57018602
:^( You're not funny Minny-soda.
>>57018645
No I'm being serious! Are you? No bully.
Collecting slaves for the afterlife lads
>>57018757
I was a long time ago. Family left the church when I was 12-13.
>>57018477
>first thing in the morning
been up since 6:30 and its 10:30 because I maintain a regular sleep pattern :^)
Also you're the one who is this insecure about being addicted to tobacco, meanwhile I simply enjoy anime and have spare time around my classes which I choose to use 4chan to fill
Also I have never said anything about my father, but I will say we have a very nice relationship
I wonder what is says about the guy who likes to throw in jabs about someones dad in an unrelated conversation?
You know what they say, when someones attacks don't make sense, they're probably projecting their own insecurities
>>57018820
Ah that's neat. Why did they leave?
The comfort of people in a circlejerk is directly proportional to the amount of people in it.
The amount people must twist their bodies to touch the genitals of the person next to them is a function 360/X where X is the amount of people (so long as X>3 and X is a rational integer). If 360 people participated, each person would only have to turn 1 degree- unnoticeable. If 4 people participated, each would have to turn a whopping 90 degrees, unsuitable for comfort
>>57018842
holy fuck Virginia calm down
>>57018960
/cum/ circlejerk when
>>57018536
Not long. I'm a writer, and there's a template to follow to finish up this campaign. It's pretty much fill in the blanks with correct info.
It's the coziest.
>>57018991
I'm perfectly calm
drinking tea and watch anime about sibling lust, what could be better?
>>57018928
Dad became a little alarmed when he started researching history of the church in-depth and found out the Founder(s) were polygamist pedophiles. When he questioned things he was alienated and shut down via guilt tripping by local leadership. Eventually he lost his faith, pulled the family out, and we've been much happier ever since.
When will we mount an invasion of Europe?
I'm visibly autistic
>virginia retard is here
ugh ill come back later
jobs going to Mexico and China is a GOOD thing
>>57019647
the old trip isn't here
its just extra flags autism
>>57019069
>what could be better?
watching an anime that isn't garbage
>>57020118
>an anime that isn't garbage
>>57019871
no I know I'm a california poster. person in question is a fat loser that has been posting the same moeshit images for forever and is easy to recognize
New flag of North America
>>57020297
>claims to leave over redditflags
>still here
can you just quit your bitching and chill
>>57020118
this is a good anime
>>57020297
I-I'm not fat
>>57020401
oreimo is actually awful though
Americanized Asians>>>>>>>>>>>>Pale East Asians with Bangs
>>57020446
yes but its kinda fun
>>57020401
you are man you're a fat bully and I feel sad for you
A game of okay.
>>57020376
I like it!
>>57020904
Lay off the thread autists please.
>>57021014
retards deserve bullying
>>57021540
He's sad enough as it is, chill out, take your morning pill or something.
Its honestly impressive how insecure cigarette addicts are
I guess when you're that mentally weak you tend to be insecure though
I smoke Marlboro you smoke cock
>>57022035
American Spirits 2bh
>>57022188
Camel golds were actually my thing when I smoked
Manime best anime
>>57022035
I'll smoke you desu
>>57022331
>Camels
Ugh. Unless they're Crush I'll pass. Why did you even like them?
>>57022353
Morning Ohio
>>57022401
Different tastes bro
I didn't shit on your brand
>>57022353
ok
>>57022401
sup dude
>>57022035
I smoke ur mum like clinton smoked lewinsky :DD
>>57022509
Wolfgirls are cute!
>>57022540
I unironically want to reenact that if i ever get a gf
which will be never
For a few years nothing would come out after beating off
For a few years a little drop would come out
That's normal right?
>>57022782
ur dick is busted
JUST
do americans (canadians are americans also btw) at celebrate the 2nd day of easter?
>>57022900
fight me
>>57022989
New
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