:^) edition
Good morning
Good afternoon
any of you lads been on holiday here?
Comfy Monday; comfy week
why did I drink so much last night
>>57023074
>afternoon
>he unironically lives on the east coast
>>57022989
>UK is indian
>USA is mexican
>Mexico is white
>Sweden is black
Don't wanna be at work.
Any of you lads still on holiday?
I have to go to uni in a couple of hours and leave my comfy bed
>>57023209
same
thinking of calling in sick tomorrow. stupid long weekend shouldn't have ended.
>>57023183
Its twenty sixteen
>>57023152
Easter is a party
What is the GOAT breakfast food?
hi friends
>>57023651
scrambled eggs
>>57023651
Oatmeal
>>57023651
no food t b h
>>57023218
i've got the rest of today
>canada revenue agency offices still closed for holidays
fucking lazy government niggers
>>57023046
good morning america's goatee
>>57023657
good image
>>57024198
>>57023657
samefag
>>57024445
I wish I was in Delaware
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op_dQ0KgXYk
>>57024044
yep
need to talk to them about taxes?
>>57024198
>>57024445
samefag
>>57024539
that's racist
>>57022989
>Finally live on my own
So happy lads
>>57024622
is the rent decent?
>>57024690
Yeah not bad. I'm paying more because my roomate gtfo but Its worth it just to walk around naked, play drums and smoke.
>watch the Price is Right because there is nothing else on
>90% of people are fat
>50% of people are fat and non white.
>watch old episodes of Price is Right
>everyone is white and in decent shape
I never thought the Price is Right would be the best scope to gauge the state of American society...but it sort of is.
What went wrong bros?
>>57024769
living alone is pretty great, you can make a mess and it won't bother anyone but you
>>57024779
>What went wrong bros?
Everyone went too soft. We need another world war or great depression tbhwyf
>>57024445
>>57024553
hurr durr
>>57024530
me 2 bby~
hope these allegations are true
>>57024546
need my notice of assessment resent and do a change of address
>>57023657
Hey good morning, this is a nice pic, where in the world did you get it?
>>57024899
>>57024779
>>57024596
>>57024553
>>57024539
>>57024530
>>57024445
>>57024198
>>57024112
>>57024041
>>57023987
>>57023711
>>57023657
>>57023651
>>57023631
>>57023592
>>57023477
>>57023180
>>57023133
>>57023074
>>57022989
all samefag
i mean come on did you think you could fool anyone? you forgot to even change your avatar
baka
>>57024779
We start to redevelope some kind of gym culture.
Most people can't afford a car, or the gasoline, or the insurance because it costs a lot. So we have to take the bike, hiking is becoming more popular or as I said before people just go to the gym.
A solution could be serving smaller plates, our plates are africa tier in comparison and regulating the amount of sugar or sirup used. I'm against this though because people should decide themselves what they want to eat. Another way would be to introduce the food traffic light, some mark, either green, yellow or red that directly shows you if there's a lot or a little sugar etc in it.
Any of you remember me from last nights thread?
Yeah, there's still a huge storm outside ;3;
>>57025428
Yes, are you still hiding underneath your sheets?
I'm surprised the storm has lasted this long
Reminder that monopoly was the best /cum/ poster
>>57025041
Not sure, kidding. Did you listen to the vocaroos?
>>57023657
>>57025584
please don't cry somalian friend
>>57025482
They said the storm should be settled down soon.
These sheets will protect me until the day I die :D
>>57025650
fuck off it's passed its literally just windy now
gd morning /cum/-chan
>>57024899
>being insecure about posts
>having memeflags
kysfam
>>57025532
Yes I am kidding! I guess sarcasm isnt meant for text... I did listen to your vocaroos, sending you an awkward email rn
>tfw no /cum/ gf
>>57025650
>These sheets will protect me until the day I die :D
I bet you buy a new set of sheets within the decade
>>57025691
Good morning
>>57025691
i'm drunk as fuckl so ill shitpost here
r8 my speedpaint abra
>>57026138
Well done, Finnbro.
>>57025839
ur cute
>>57026160
many thank
>>57026241
reimu a shitty jew touhu :^)
>>57022989
Alri lads, just popping in to say that was an amazing webm
>>57025691
>>57025839
>>57026241
I implore you to respirate a poisonous gas and expire
>>57026364
u cud b more cute
>>57026511
bully !
>>57026571
>>57026583
I like you guys
>>57026571
sorry :(
i just think drunk grill is better
>>57026511
wow rude
>>57026659
ur cute
>>57026710
ur kinda cute
Terrible posts
>>57026477
I laughed harder as it went along. meme webm
>>57026754
Where did this "Canadians are super nice/polite" meme come from? The Canadians in cum are all shitters except for the dogge poster
>>57027179
we're just nice to ur face and really just bullies
>>57027179
Our niceness irl is just a guise.
Hello folks
>>57027179
Bowling for Columbine
>>57027179
Canadians are all ruthless cunts, don't let their nice demeanor fool you. If it wasn't for the fact that they happen to be sitting above the most powerful country on earth they would have conquered half the planet by now.
>>57027477
>"Micheal moores propaganda convinced the world the devil wasn't Canadian."
>>57027390
hola como estas
>>57027287
>>57027349
knew it
>>57027477
>implying anybody that isn't an edgelord watched that
>>57027585
They screened that movie in my university with mandatory attendance [won't say which major out of shame so don't even ask]
What time is it
dolla dolla bill ya'll
>>57027585
>>57027548
>>57027509
>>57027477
we're harmless guys, we're good people
Just bought something that was $35 with my mom's credit card but didn't tell her about the $15 mail-in rebate
>>57027690
beer time
>>57027179
>basing your knowledge of Canucks on /int/
If you live in a northern state, literally just go across the border one day. They have great strip clubs and you can throw hard metal toonies at women then go get some meme fries.
Choose your crimson demon
>>57027683
That's fuckin hilarious
>>57027509
>>57027683
you're kidding, right?
>>57028077
Soon.
>>57027683
>bowling for columbine
>random discussion and interviews
>what's the problem
>no idea! :DDDD
That movie was such a directionless rambling mess, I don't understand why it was so well received
Not to mention all the outright lies
>>57027793
>>57028193
Not to mention his whole premise for how awesome we are with gun crime falls apart because we were in the middle of a biker war out east that claimed a 150 lives
>>57028088
>>57028193
We had to write an essay on Amerifat hypocrisy
I actually had to watch it two years in a row
>>57028419
>neutral
>neutral
>neautral
>neutral
>neutral
>neautral
>>57028419
Jesus
>>57028419
>We had to write an essay on Amerifat hypocrisy
Salty af
>>57028419
lol
that's some bullshit
>>57028419
Euros are so salty about what we do in our own country that they assign essays for their students to write about how terrible we are
No matter what I do it seems to be impossible to get my wife's son to treat me respectfully
>>57028890
that's weird, he's really nice to me
>>57028890
Fuck his dad.
>>57028890
openly grope his mother around him to assert your dominance
look him dead in the eyes while you feel her up
>>57028890
Force him to watch you fuck his mother, Clockwork Orange style
>>57028890
Steal his girl. It's the only thing kids respect. You already stole his mom so it shouldn't be difficult.
>>57028890
you need to be the "step father"
>>57028419
jesus christ, they've gone too far
Really wish I didn't have a brother
WAKE AND BAKE DUDES LMAO
>>57029848
I actually did vape before I left for work this morning desu
>>57022989
>That polish guy
every time
>>57029879
DUDE
I always associate Americans with dudes who wear rad sunglasses.
SHE'S COMING
>>57029996
nah shes going to prison
What's /cum/ got in the ol mortar and pestle?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeDyHIPK8zY
happy easter!
>>57030058
has her case made any progress? if she was some normal asshole I'm guessing she'd be lifting weights with Betsy right now
>>57030079
aspirin
when I feel really shitty I crush it up and put it in tea or something
>>57030079
>2016
>not having the special motar and volcanic stone bowl
Discount chocolate lads
I'm so sorry...
/\___/\/\__/\__________
>>57030119
>murdering your wife's son on Easter
There's something weirdly poetic about that.
>>57029614
That pic looks very lewd
>>57029614
That pic looks very lewd
Planning on making macaroni tonight, what type(s) of cheese should I use?
>>57030628
medium cheddar + cream cheese
>aLL THIS ANIME IN MY /CUM/
>>57030628
Here have this cheese
*grabs my junk*
>>57022989
Why did America have to be the ugliest one? Couldn't they have picked a cute Mexican girl instead? Why did they choose the ugliest looking migrant worker they could find?
Ree
>>57030628
Just use butter you 'nuck
>>57030745
It's banter brah
>>57030437
Need to stop by the grocery store and pick up some of those little eggs..
>>57030628
3/4 sharp cheddar, 1/4 parmesan
>>57030500
he just wanted to see if his son was Jesus
>>57029996
>love trumps hate
Oh god that's a legit fucking slogan isn't it
>>57030119
>ex-step-father was in military
>gun nut
>this was legit one of the things I was most afraid of when he and my mom divorced
Still kinda worried about it desu.
>on trip
>6 days in
>already getting itchy throat
>anxiety about getting sick
;_____;
>>57030999
You'll be fine
drink honey desu
>>57030946
If it is I don't get it.
It sounds like it's a pro-Trump slogan but if it's in a Democrat picture that means they created the slogan?
>>57031200
it's raining right now and i don't have any
i'll try and go out and get some later
>>57030999
hahahaha ur gonna get sick hahaha
cough cough sneeze sneeze <thats u
What vidya does /cum/ play?
>>57030970
just don't piss him off around the holidays when people get stressed out
he'll probably go down this way:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8q5I_ziWEs
Are Canadians even mean?
>>57030999
Let your trips cleanse your body.
>>57030783
>just use butter
>>57030671
>>57030890
will flip a coin
>>57031321
Waiting for Dark Souls 3
played the harvest moon clone for a while but got bored of it. haven't felt like shooters lately.
>>57030999
>on trip
>not on trips
Missed opportunity anon
>>57031437
u suck hehehe
>>57031286
Wooooww
Rude, very rude :(
>>57031321
eu4, ck2, league of legends, insurgency
>>57031542
Top cute tbqh
>>57031321
I've been playing Pokemon Red and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle.
I'm hyped for Dark Souls 3 but bored with Bloodborne and DaS 1 & 2
ANA IS CUTE CUTE CUTE!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nFTfpjmkM5w
>>57031321
FFXIV
>>57031321
i have over 40 hours in huniepop
>>57031321
A number of modern games I play just to keep in touch with old friends, everything is a grind now. Really want to get into 4x or Steel Panthers.
>>57031692
im sorry ur dont suck..
jk!
Done with classes for the day /cum/! Only bad thing is my contact fell out and they are monthlies.. oh well.
>>57031321
SimCity BuildIt
>>57031437
It depends what part of Canada you're talking about.
>>57031981
Did you get my email?
Any of you guys listen to the Daily Shoah?
I'm gonna die lads.
Shots fired at the capitol
>>57033162
>>57033226
I'm kind of glad it happened tho. Now hopefully the tourists will get the fuck out and stay out.
>went on the metro for the first time in months to get back from my friend's place that's inconvenient to get to any other way
>flooded with tourists who didn't know how to use escalators properly.
Are Californians human?
>>57033408
Most of DC should be nuked, it's such a shithole in some areas
>>57033434
Yes
t. Californian
>>57033434
i like california
>>57033472
Most of DC should be nuked and all of DC should be hit with some sort of nerve gas that kills all of its inhabitants.
DC can be really fucking cool but the people here are awful.
>>57033434
no
>>57032536
Yes, I responded!
>>57033176
No one was home, everyone on Easter holiday.
>>57033434
i'm 1/2 californian :^^^)
Too much anime in these threads.
Now I remember why I drifted off the board. Homosex must never be allowed to be tolerated publicly. Crimes against God are crimes against freedom.
No patience for godlessness.
And that's that.
>>57033556
we know you do hey zeus, we know
Fuck work.
I want to go home, smoke, and play runescape
>>57033157
sometimes
>>57033599
Drift off again.
>>57033599
God permitted anime, literally everything is an act of god because god allows it. God allowed the free will for us to create anime. I don't understand people that actually think like that though you're probably a troll. How does someone define an all powerful perfect god then imply that something goes against its will, that god knew as soon as it created this universe that living sentient creatures would be born in this specific era and do these specific things, nothing could possibly be without god or against god.
>>57033434
yes, we're pretty kawaii
what does /pol/ think of the golden one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq6bsGvkhSQ
>>57033703
Mostly like the Chateau Autiste, that is what I listen to the entire podcast for
>tfw no Moose gf
>>57033938
u have me..
>>57033844
Your logic justifies murder and rape of children because God allows will.
So you can morally accept anything.
>>57033938
I think that kind of thing is illegal in most parts of the world
>>57033937
I just like to go for walks and listen to podcasts sometimes when the weather is warm
>>57034039
a-are you a grill?
Who /crying/ here?
>>57033434
Sort of like a transgender or fetus. The DNA is human, but you wouldn't call either a person.
>>57034208
ya
>>57034485
Damn, Canadian girls are the best thing in the galaxy
>>57034275
me
crying out of my butt after easter
Captain or Iron Man?
>>57035301
the fuck kinda question is that? iron man
i'm sexy
>>57035410
I'm sexier
>>57035301
fuck capeshit
>>57035417
HOLY SHIT
Hey guys :3
>>57031321
Ultra Street Fighter IV
>fuck V
>>57035301
Dr. Doom
>>57035584
Can i have a sweater
>>57031321
Lately I've been playing nothing but Factorio and Touhou games.
>>57035738
You can have as many sweaters as you want, Ameribro. :D
>>57031321
Civ 5
Oldschool Runescape
CK 2
Sven Coop
Killing Floor
Stardew Valley
>>57027179
>canada
>white
INVADING
N
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Osh-KYy4Cw
@57035481
@57035584
*ignores you*
>>57031321
digital combat simulations
>>57036038
Thiago de Souza pls go
>>57036038
NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>>57036038
what do i gotta do to get an oiled up br husbando to give me a back rub
>it's a "foreigners invade /cum/" episode
ech
>>57036339
at least its not the dumb limeys
>>57036392
shh don't say that you'll jinx us
>>57031321
>Xcom in /cum/
Based
>>57036339
I blame the communists. They apparently call themselves otakus now.
>>57036339
>foreigners aren't invading my ass
>>57031321
Only one.
>>57031321
>tfw no more Cascadiaposting
>>57035955
>>57036649
>cascadia finally descends into northern California
>>57036718
اسكت أنت Øثالة زنديق
>>57036720
Nor Cal always been a part of cascadia
>>57031321
tf2
>>57036521
>foreigners aren't invading my balls
>>57036788
only the extreme northern part and mendicino
>>57033912
Jesus, what ever that is, I am subscribing to it
had an amazing nap and don't feel like i'm getting sick anymore
>>57037120
go nap more
>>57037212
I won't be able to sleep at night if I do that though
anybody else drink a bunch of water and wait a long time to pee so when you finally do it feels really good
>>57037270
occasionally, yes
>>57037270
I swallow a lot of air and then fart a lot a couple hours later. It stinks really bad when it passes through.
>>57037270
the good feeling comes from urine pulsating against your prostate
that's the same feeling faggots are after when they find a dick to throb their prostate, IE what you're doing is pretty gay
trust me I'm sweden
I have a car, and I have time, but the only places I have been in the last 2 weeks are work and home
The time for making friends has come and gone
Can any mexican understand what this guy said?
>gutierres perdedor de mierda, ag tamare
>>57037486
I'm so lonely.
daily reminder the only good Muslim is a dead one
>>57037683
amen
>>57037683
When can we kill all Jews and Muslims?
>>57037395
>prostate stimulation
>gay
It's not gay to enjoy something rubbing your g-spot.
>>57037486
I feel you, anon. Do you have any friends? Try to see them semi-regularly. I play D&D every couple weeks with my good friends from high school. It keeps us together.
>>57037831
exactly
>>57037903
Looks like a couple of dudes having some good old fashioned fun to me. Are you saying you don't put your hand down your friend's pants when you are shirtless wrestling?
>>57037998
of course I always do
no homo of course
>>57037270
Change
>drink a bunch of water
to eat a lot of ice cream
>wait a long time
wait for lactose intolerance to kick in
>to pee
to fart with the force of 10,000 suns
>so it feels really good
Fun like a roller coaster, so a bit terrifying too, turning my body and bowels into a fast deflating balloon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UDXR6l6C98
>>57037395
Actually, as a fag I wouldnt know because we dont waste time with pissing for fun.
And for a Swede, you dont know much about anal sex. The gland only release, if at all, as response to pressure. It has no sensation itself. You are probably thinking of sacral nerves 4 and 5 which terminate in a lower brain nucleus that are suspected to trigger a nearby nucleus that monitors feedback from colonic distension, which is why pooping feels good.
So if you super stimulate its neighbor, it feels really good.
There is a science to faggoty, silly Swede.
>>57038052
Nothing better than a sweaty wrestling match with your bro on a hot day. I especially love taking a shower with him afterwards, helps conserve water too.
>>57027179
It's called being a beta.
They're nice IRL, but warriors online.
