Ain't no wall gonna hold spics down edition
>Mexico
vape edition
No anime posting!
why do Jewish women have such great tits?
Having the smelliest farts right now family
>>57002160
I'd do it too but people would bitch and moan about going that far north. God forbid Ohio, Indiana, and Nebraska want to come along. At least if it's in the TC I can just drive 20 minutes there and back :^)
im mirin that indian peace flag
great lakes meetup+group suicide
soon
>>57002104
Email sent! Are you still going to sing us a song?
>>57002248
For me it's a around 2 hours but not too bad. Pls email so we can set it up.
>>57002239
jews love their money bags
>>57002249
it's a finger
>>57002247
Nice, bottle them up so you can smell them later
>>57002259
Concentric circle is fairly cool
>>57002262
/cum/ ritual suicide WHEN?
turn me into a meme /cum/
>>57002322
Would be fun, I'll bring my beheading tools
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnagogia#Sounds
This answers to so many interrogation I had about my sleep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE
prob the best music video ever
Can he pass as a local in your house?
>>57002273
I just sent the email
I have no intention of ever meeting any of you
Keith Emerson killed himself.
>>57002391
Good
>>57002380
local gardener 2bh
>>57002355
please
i have great meme potential
>>57002273
sent
>>57002397
n...no
;_;
>>57002391
but you'll keep talking to us?
>>57002410
i'll make you a meme just wait
>>57002239
Its a meme promoted by the media. I grew up in a heavily jewish neighborhood, they dont look like that
>>57002259
>south carolina navy ensign
how is /cum/ doing tonight?
>>57002436
thanks a bunch bud
>>57002271
>>57002381
>>57002420
responded to all
>>57002397
https://youtu.be/YrIjc2ofVfI
RIP KEITH EMERSON
Has anyone else realized how terrifying it would be if a random person stalks the night shitting down innocent people's chimneys?
It's like their dumping all their years of pent up frustration and malignant grudges down your smokestack.
Like, fack you for doing that, man.
What if my kids or dog was playing underneath there...?
Friend told me how he meditates and practises being "zen", tried to get him to explain what it meant and he couldnt do it, anyone know what is is and is it bullshit, cause it sure sounds like it
>sit with eyes closed
>suddenly enlightenment
>>57002501
Responded back ;P
>>57002470
eating tamales and drinking coffee
feels good
>>57002539
imagine yourself in a /cum/ thread with no posts
>>57002565
sounds boring why even cum
>>57002541
>;P
gb2reddit
>>57002539
Its about clearing your mind and becoming ego-less
Not sure what this is supposed to do
>>57002501
responded ;^)
>>57002470
pretty shite tb honest with you familj
>gf hates slutty girls and is really against public displays of affection
>when we're alone she's actually a freak
>last night without warning she said "I'm so fucking horny" and literally forced my hand down her pants
what is it about girls that seem pure actually being the freakiest?
>Historian
Oh god, i'm gonna throw up
>>57002590
ego less? why would i want to lose that
>>57002501
sent ;)
There's a storm near me and I'm currently hiding under my blanket from the lightning ;3;
I want to have intercourse with her
>>57002585
r2ddeigtb
>>57002622
Breh are you a genuine Inuit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NckpLXj5q7s
post music
>>57002239
One of my best friends has no tits and is an ashkenazi jew my gf is a middle eastern jew and has amazing big tits
>>57002615
Not sure, something about clarity or piece of mind?
>>57002623
If you're inside your house I dont think you need to
>>57002536
Comrade, wanna know why Communism is great. Because this would never happen in a Communist society. If you shit down one person's chimney, you end up shitting down everyone in that block's chimney. Then they have to reallocate resources to clean your diarrhea up. Someone will be out to get you.
>>57002629
I'd rather watch these two
>>57002629
Watching OreImo rn senpai
>>57002623
>PIE
UNCOMMON
My parents vacationed there once and had nothing but good things to say
>>57002646
sounds good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcvIZRTRtPU
>>57002673
she's her sister
>>57002667
The blanket is an extra shield :D
>>57002629
>short hair
>glasses
THIS TROPE IS ALWAYS WORST GIRL
>>57002646
man that video is so trippy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39zKhsT5naI
>>57002696
I know
>>57002704
>extra shield
From what, sweetie?
>>57002284
Used to keep a jar in my glovebox to collect air from various locations and smell it later.
I called it my Jar of Winds
>he watches anime
>>57002741
From Zeus's boomstick.
>>57002646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyOeFnvXVwg
>>57002740
My neighbors are playing comfy dadrock.
I don't know how I'm supposed to feel desu.
>that feel when she finally messages you and you suddenly feel good
im a drug addict
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amzp7W0RkPA
croosh song
>>57002704
Stay safe!
>>57002167
Could i pass as local in you're country?
Neighbors are blasting reggaeton
>>57002735
>>57002759
I like these
>>57002784
sibling incest = wincest = best cest
>>57002730
but she is so cute
>>57002679
its a good anime imo
>>57002673
but she isn't as cute as Manami
Neighbors are old and have likely been asleep for hours
>>57002239
selective breeding by the nazis for candle production
>>57002816
Pass this bitch
*shoots you*
Neighbors are blasting the Pledge of Allegiance.
My beaner neighbors are playing narcocorridos.
I don't know how I'm supposed to feel desu.
>tfw no qt mexican bf
>>57002864
*eagle screeches in the background*
>>57002167
haha funny pic
mind if I save it?
>>57002328
>>57002897
SAVE IT
>>57002829
It's actually your mom in the other room.
>>57002816
>>57002816
you need a new meme mexi-chan
see like me i always try to keep it fresh with do u wanna be my frend, anyone wanna join my club, what are you listening to, bedtime story etc.
>>57002851
>>57002851
>but she isn't as cute as Manami
You can't argue taste lad.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
They're all gorgeous imo.
>>57002924
I honestly really really like that cute canadian baby
tbqh
faggots should hang
>>57002328
pls post benis
>>57002946
>>57002920
>LE MOM JOKES!
Just fucking hang yourself
"""""""""""""""m8"""""""""""""""'
They're blasting CCR.
And yes, they played it ain't me.
>>57002946
this
>>57002946
anime haters should
>>57002939
I'm thinking about fucking my sister? Good idea? [y/n]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqXaJqqp2SI
TAKE THE TIME
DO IT RIGHT
WE CAN DO IT
BAY BEHH
>>57002946
u first bby
>>57002907
nice thanks
>>57002646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htqzn9ZbRUY
>>57002968
it's called fortunate son u fucking dummy
>>57002687
You mean PEI?
And yes, do listen to them. It's so peaceful here.
>>57002983
excellent tune 2bh
>>57002981
No desu.
I'll tell you what my sister told me: "It's okay to have fantasies, but some of them you have to keep in your head".
Why are Canadians cute?
>>57002939
but this is objectively the cutest
>>57002968
CCR is unironically a good band, why are you bothered your neighbors are playing 'dadrock'? What, not enough Meme Grips and Mac DeMeme?
>>57003041
You tell me :3
>>57003011
>>57002968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I
Sometimes blast this, strip down to my socks and boxers, and tactically clear my house with my mossberg 2bh
>>57003041
*thinking about mexi-chan*
who /bathroomsnackdrawer/ here?
Why are mexicans so cute?
>>57003062
[spoiler]Then why did she lose?[/spoiler]
>>57003113
thats fucking disgusting tbqh
>>57003136
>he doesn't take snack breaks when he poos
>>57003113
What's in your drawer? I have some salt and vinegar kettle chips
>>57002897
Go ahead m80, it's all yours. Just don't take credits from it.
>>57003113
who /bathroombeerandasmoke/here?
>>57003041
Top cuteology scientists infuse our water with cuteamins to produce the cutest of cuties.
Nothing wrong with hacking a ciggie on the shitter but eating on the can is a whole other realm of degeneracy.
>>57003086
>>57003110
>>57003126
>>57003184
Guys..... this is too much
>>57003199
>hacking a ciggie
wait what
The deed has been done
Felt like a virgin girls asshole
Overall 10/10 would try again, but only for special occasions since it can be overall sorta difficult
>>57003184
>cuteamins
that's actually an adorable word desu
I like it
Also, why are Americans cute?
>>57003225
Are you an immigrant?
>>57003038
Ha ha, I was just kidding, buddy.
>>57003262
That doesn't let you through the wall
>>57003199
>Inhaling poop-fumes
I wear a gas mask whenever I even so much as think I might fart (but I don't fart).
>>57003264
No...?
Just never heard that slang before.
>>57003275
You don't joke around with this subject kid.
Incest is serious business.
>>57003110
>>57002907
Lol
Guys, I get it.
Everyone's cute.
ヽ(˃ヮ˂)ノ
>>57003292
You ain't fooling me, Jagpal.
>I tested my DNA to learn about muh heritage.
>tfw you will never be an IDF soldier
>>57003311
me in her stomach
>>57003240
I just got in the thread. What did you do anon?
>>57003343
Well, you're a stubborn one aren't you :\\
>tfw you will never enjoy a game more than Roller Coaster Tycoon 2
>>57003356
Good. Glad infinite alternate universes don't exist.
>>57003366
rate my room
>playing pokemon Y because I never beat it
>catch this mexican bird pokemon
>name him mexican
>make him my HM slave
heh life imitates art imitates life
>>57003411
Outstanding man.
>>57003335
Not me
I'm one ugly motherfucker
>I'm mestizo
>>57003240
you didn't actually do the rubber glove thing, did you?
>>57003388
>tfw never enjoyed a moment in life more than the Mr. Bones' Wild Ride thread
I couldn't even deal with how funny that shit was
>>57002816
Damn son, you're gettin fatter. I can almost see your man tits from here.
What happened to this mexicant is he still alive?
>>57003435
ur cute 2 me
>>57003311
>ookami
siick fucks who ever fucked that bitch
>>57003084
I'm not bothered lmao. I like "dadrock" and I'm planning on listening to CCR's discog in the future.
I just think it was weird because they normally play mexican music.
>>57003444
>tfw never enjoyed a moment in life
>>57003377
>>56999749
>>57003439
Bet your ass I did and it was brilliant
>>57003406
Can wormslut even get pregnant?
>>57003439
>Rubber glove thing
wot
>>57003455
oh well thanks!
>>57003411
I literally was introduced to Smash: Melee in my friend's dungeon that looked just like this
>>57003311
>>57003406
what the fuck is this
>>57003169
bridge mixture, and ketchup chips
i got some of those miniature pop cans too, i can actually finish one before im done so it's perfect
>>57003411
Whatcha playing, anon?
>>57003444
it was amazing. That guy perfectly executed the absurdity of the lofty limitations of the game.
>>57003435
me 2 ;-;
I look like Nosferatu
>>57003470
Jesus christ, weren't you afraid of it popping?
>>57003465
Look up that thread s e n p a i
>>57003311
>>57003406
Oh my god I forgot about these
It's been ages, post the whole set and spinoffs if you got them, theyre fucking brilliant
>>57003523
I know the thread
I mean I never enjoyed a moment in my life
>>57003470
kek, I'd like to imagine that someone is going to ask why you smell like olive oil tomorrow
>>57002239
Guy who has been with a jew here, they're not that great, at all. And I live in a majority jew area and they're all nasty and drooping.
>>57003530
I'm sorry to say this is all I have left.
Was there a better feeling than being born in 90, 91, 92 and discovering porn by the late 90's and fapping to dank VHS soft and hardcore porn?
I miss the feeling of my frist masturbations when I could feel the orgasms throughout my entire body. Now it's just, lame.
I want to watch a harem anime this season
What do I watch?
pls respond
>>57003572
>Will never be full blooded japanese
Thank god.
>>57003580
stop for a week
>>57003572
>I am never going to Mexico again.
Fucking lmao
>>57003583
Hidamari Sketch.
>>57003580
i feel it all the time anon
i still remember when i found my dads porn holy shit i fapped for 14 hours straight
What's the funniest show?
My pick was Curb Your Enthusiasm, but now that I'm rewatching, I'm not sure.
>>57003518
did it in the shower but previously after several attempts of blowing in gloves I realized they're sturdy as FUCK. never poped a single one
>>57003566
didn't use olive oil, used some hand lotion and that wasn't enough so I used conditioner
I smell like roses
again, the webm one was shitty, the one in the youtube video was what you want
Wow
You guys are very rude
>>57003583
Hai to Gensou no Grimgar
>>57003580
I remember when I was maybe 11 or 12 they used to show extremely terrible soft core porn at 1am on one of the local cable channels. Haha blew my mind to see titties like that.
>>57003580
My first fap was to Titanic on VHS during the nip scene when my parents went out to the movies
>>57003656
Is this actually worth doing or just an interesting experiment?
>>57003660
no u
cum lol
>>57003697
THERE
Friendly reminder my Marxist friends :)
>>57003580
>tfw talking to a girl
>she says she's 18
>realize she was only 2 when Y2K occurred
I don't hate growing old. I just hate every one younger than me.
YALL GONE MAKE ME LOSE MY COOL
okie sleepy time now
tell me a bedtime story /cum/-chan !~
>>57003679
Used to stay up late to watch the Girls Gone Wild infomercials haha
>>57003722
UP IN HERE
How can Mexicans even afford a computer to post on /int/ with?
>>57003734
Remember when Spike TV was called TNN and they would just show Dukes of Hazard, A-Team and Star Trek TNG all day? Shit was max comfy.
>>57003733
Here's one
>>57003733
There was once a cute canadian baby
He was so cute, everyone on /cum/ liked her
She made everyone happy, even the grumpy ones
Everyone lived happily ever after
the end
>>57003757
i stole it from an aussie :^)
>>57003757
SaBePa
>>57003644
Tim and Eric. They ended the purpose of the rest of TV.
>>57003733
go to sleep
>>57003757
How can you even spar the bandwith?
>>57003679
I remember watching those occasionally when I was a kid
I remember seeing some woman getting fucked on like a swing in a playground
but the camera was so far away that you could barely see shit
>>57003691
Yea just make sure you have good lube.
Worth it if youre too afraid or lazy for a real sex toy. Feels like anal, sorta, so extra yes if you're into that sort of thing. I'll do it again maybe in a month or so or after several days of no-fap
Oh and I think just 2 gloves is fine, 3 seemed redundant and made it more difficult I think.
>>57003757
>>57003757
I bought this one for 3500 pesos (199.237 USD)
>>57003733
1/2
Little Tony, had a little pony, that was a little phony
and he wanted a real one.
So he thought it might be fun, to go out and find
his own.
So he walked for miles, and miles, across the
kitchen tiles, when in the middle of the road, he
saw
a little fat toad, carrying a big fat load.
He said," excuse me Mr. Toad, have you seen a
pony? Mines a little phony and I'm looking for a real
one in which to have fun with.
"Fun", said the toad,” If I knew where there was a
pony, that wasn't a phony, along this road, I would
certainly ask him to help me carry this load!”
Little Tony said, "Well I can help carry your load
Mr. Toad, if only you know the difference between
a real pony, and a little phony, that would help us
both!
"I have the knowledge of a thousand kings and
know of such things", said the Toad from the road.
So they walked for miles, and miles, back and forth
across the kitchen tiles, until they found a bug stuck
in the rug.
"Hello Ms. Bug in the rug", said the toad from the
road,” We are looking for a Pony that isn't a phony,
and do you know where we could find one?"
And the bug in the rug replied," What do I look like
all comfy and snug? No! I'm a bug stuck in a rug!
And if I knew where there was a pony, that wasn't a
phony, I would certainly ask him to give this bug a
tug, to get her out of this rug!"
>>57003757
my daddy bought it for me
>>57003733
There was a time not so long ago when a man and a woman could love each other and raise their children without political drama and widespread degeneracy being thrown in their faces day and night. It was a good time, boys were boys and girls were girls (FOR SURE), divorce was far less common, and nobody wanted to come to our continent and bomb a crowd of unsuspecting bystanders. Then some naughty naughty politicians went and fucked our shit up. Now we'll never have it that good again, the end.
>>57003583
G no Reconguista
time for bed
>>57003622
an interesting assessment
>>57003677
thanks
>>57003757
I steal it from a kangaroo and then I rape him.
>>57003822
2/2
"Well! I can help with that!" said the toad from the
road and with a snap of his tongue, the toad from
the road gave the bug a tug, and gobbled her up!
"Why did you do that?" said little Tony. And the
toad replied, "She-Bug", was a might to rude, so I
took a bite, and used her for food. A spider would
have just up and tied her in a little web of thread.
But don't let it go to your head, for now I am fed.
As they continued their trip, the toad did a flip,
kicked his heels, and licked his lips!
I disgust little Tony said," Don't act like a hog
frog!", and they jumped over a log and into a dog.
The dog awoke with a growl and a choke, and as
he spoke, he said, "I do wonder who it is that
disturbs my slumber!"
About to cry, little Tony said," "’tis only the toad
and I", and we are only looking for a pony, that isn't
a plastic phony, in which to have fun with.
The dog sighed and said, "Do not be upset, for I
am the family pet, and only sleep by the logs and
fire, waiting to fill your desires, and keep strangers
away".
I am afraid to say, that ponies do not like to play,
and they have needs, such as water, a barn and
hay. They really are a lot of trouble day-to-day.
If it is a friend for fun you seek, all you need is to
wake me from my sleep.
I am much more fun, than a plastic phony, and a lot
less needy, than real needy pony.
I don't want any hay, and only live to make your
day!
So let’s get the toad and his load from the road
and play.
The
End
>>57003757
>there are chicanos in this thread right now
>>57003757
me on the left
you on the right
Post current time from your location.
pic related
>>57003757
>there are chinkanadians posting in this thread right now
>>57003870
What the fuck even goes on on PEI? How long would it take you to drive from the west coast to the east?
>tfw in recent polls Kasich is the only one who has a chance running against Hillary
Feels good knowing I voted for a winner, even if he doesn't get the nomination.
>>57003870
10:50pm
almost bed time
>>57003757
>he couldn't post a picture or else it wouldn't go through
Sweet dreams, buckaroos
>>57003783
>>57003785
>>57003795
>>57003822
>>57003834
>>57003834
zzZZzzz
>>57003870
This cunt is too hard to beat when you have no food left
>>57003870
9:50
>>57003893
There's a lot of stuff that goes on in the cities, and that's pretty much it. It's quite cozy in the small towns and countrysides.
As for the drive, I predict it would take maybe 2-3 hours, provided you're on the highway :p
>There are """""" people""""", even """""""" Americans"""""""", ITT right now who are NOT still experiencing Easter
What's it feel like to live on the worst coast in the world?
>>57003949
>Undertale
Yukiko's mine btw
>>57003949
>Tumblrtale
>>57003932
Do you like Bob Seger?
>uni tomorrow
Just fuck my ass up
>>57003975
I'm on the East coast but I ain't experiencing Easter
>>57004020
you can keep her, i dont think anyone would contest
heh, almost forgot about this guy
https://twitter.com/RobMorroLiberty/status/714313100711727104
>>57004026
every time I hear his voice it reminds me of my childhood but I don't really listen to him tb h
>>57004056
>Mexican
>affords college
Pick one
>>57004072
holy shit is he still at it?
didn't they say that they'd do all they could to kick him out?
>>57003949
just hum flex and unhug the shit out of it m8
