crayon pop edition
cara
that gook lover janny won't delete this thread, will you janny?
>>56979971
he never deletes k-pop threads
karen
V A P O R W A V E
janet, before you delete us let me just say
YOU KNOW THE ONE
>>56979894
reminds me of a rugby social last term where we had to have oreas stuck up our arses, then we had to eat them
Thoughts?
>>56979971
it was made on page 7, don't be butthurt because you jizzed too early.
Taking bets on the status of the ice cubes
>>56979997
hahahhahahahhaa lads lads banter banter lads haha banter waheeeey lads
>>56979995
i need the booty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2vaBHbpOSg
ah yes very impressive
If I post legs maybe he will come home
Need a top quality film to watch lads, any ideas?
Like thrillers, don't want anything funny.
>>56979997
>literally the first episode of blue mountain state
Been getting drunk and dancing around the kitchen and other rooms. Is that what parties are like?
>>56979971
The Crayon Pop retard is obviously the janitor
anyone find masturbation is different after having sex i got with some girl last week and i feel different now when wanking bit strange desu.
It feels more energised.
very nietzschean thread
>anime starts
>the girls are naked in the title sequence
Ah excellent, very good.
Lads.
Jokes aside. Why do people beome 4chan janitors?
I'm unironically curious what there is to gain from it.
Don't give me 'he cares about the community of 4chan' because it's just shite and there's hardly standards when this board is 'cherry pick a bad story and laugh at it for a country, the board'
>>56980083
>girls
>>56980040
HUUUR IF THE SCREEN TURNS YELLOW I CAN READ GOOD
>>56980083
which
>going on holiday with my mate in a few months time
E X C I T E
>>56980084
Just realised I'm absolutely repulsed by selfies.
who here /orange/
>>56980077
I'd best delete that if I was you
>>56980105
Replace Internet Forum Moderator with 4chan Janny
>>56980152
100% juice
business idea: ignore yanks until they leave
>>56980146
where too lad?
>>56980169
haha fucking cuck beat u too it
>>56980177
nonce
>>56980150
>>56980169
But this is the thing. They don't even have power. They literally can't even ban people, they unironically have to ask a 'higher up' to ban people. They just use the report feature like everybody else.
Don't get it
Reminder that /brit/ hasn't come up with a decent gimmick since kev/lisicki, and now even that's stale and boring. Good going letting the empire down, I blame pakis.
I'm James Reed
>>56980152
>>56980152
right here
how old is karen
>>56980146
Is your mate Alice?
Rabbits DO NOT lay eggs.
>>56980229
17
>>56980238
No, they steal them, paint them in bright colours, and then hide them. Their war with the birds talk a dark turn a long time ago.
>REMINDER that /BRIT/ hasn't COME up WITH a DECENT gimmick SINCE kev/lisicki, and now EVEN that's STALE and BORING. Good going LETTING the EMPIRE down, I BLAME pakis.
Hail Satan
>flips off random cat
>>56980146
Let me guess, you're going to Japan with your friend Alice.
>>56980238
>>56980059
lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3_U6o0LogM
>>56980265
*took
How did I get that wrong?
>>56980247
disgusting nonce
>>56980216
they have a smidgen of power and i guess if you want to be a moderator then you have to be a janitor
do their reports have higher status than mods?
>>56980080
it's a hormonal thing
had a slice of carrot cake, then a slice of victoria sponge for dinner, now I'm going to have spaghetti and metballs for afters hahah. what am i like
>>56980311
doesn't even make sense
>>56980059
The Conversation
The Hitcher
>>56980282
Alice? Alice?
Who the fuck is Alice?
>>56980059
Sympathy for Mr Vengeance
The Game
Tell No One
>>56980055
maybe low res pictures will work
pakis blowing up christians on easter lads, bit bloody rude desu
Just had din dins. Unsure if Sunday Tea is still a meme or not. Think i might just fucking hate Roast beef
>>56980265
I remember the sparrow massacre. Dark days
>>56980312
Yes, and they can talk to them direct when shit hits the fan
>>56980322
Had a chicken burger and a salad for dindins.
Going to have some lentils later
>>56980269
example of shit literal paki made gimmicks here. they are reducing the quality of the threads as well as the country. vote ukip to preserve quality memes.
post some good tunes
>>56980322
>spaghetti and meatballs
Literally, unironically copying me.
>tfw ate too many balls
>>56980375
spotted the janitor
fuck's sake lads went all the way to the cinema and I'd forgot my falcon
>>56980358
new habbenings?
miss her quite a bit sometimes
>>56980352
>Sympathy for Mr Vengeance
Very good
>>56980269
bears a striking resemblance to young skinny Christopher Hitchens
>>56980407
>>56980238
>he thinks rabbits don't lay eggs
>>56980374
I don't think they ever managed to get that carpet clean again. Just ripped it up and replaced it. Wasn't cheap either.
Ulster I know you're reading this you obsessed pleb
Northern Ireland is a fucking SHITHOLE full of niggers, who just happened to be lightly coloured
But they're still niggers nonetheless
>>56980405
>forgot my falcon
I'm hoping that's a euphemism?
>>56980411
check bbc news you twat
https://newrepublic.com/article/132039/tay-exposes-fairy-tales-tell-racists
fucking kek
Working on the manifesto, lads
Want to make it absolutely clear that it's not a revenge attack or something done out of anger
This is the vibe I'm going for
>I was treated poorly by various authorities and then discarded to one side
>I sat on my hands as my life crumbled around me and waited and waited like a good boy
>but my number was never called, I was never given a chance to defend myself or given the opportunity to fix my life
>so what choice was I left with?
>I had to do something grand...
>..to remind you all that I existed
>...and what you had done to me
>..so now I take my case to the public
>was I treated unfairly?
>what would you have done in my position?
>>56980390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXMskKTw3Bc
>>56980392
thought you loved balls
>>56980437
ulster-chan, d-daisuki!
>>56980411
Pakis blowing up Christians in Pakistan
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35908512
>>56980383
yes lets go back to making fun of mentally ill people like kev and sara!
people like PJW are smug shits who deserve to be mocked here
>there are millions of books, plays, films and albums that you will never be able to fully appreciate because you've never been in a relationship
Probably the worst part about being an abnormie
>>56980486
A man can only take so many balls.
any other redheads here? experienced any racism lately?
>>56980445
Dammit they tried, they had it steam cleaned twice
yeah you will suck the life out of me
>>56980488
more acceptable
Fuck I want to be a photographer in Syria so fucking bad
Wish I worked for some warzone newspaper/photo agency
>>56980390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9sGhNoSG3o
>>56980466
>my
>I
What happened to the third person gimmick la?
>>56980466
Just cut yourself like a normal person, and I'll keep giving you attention.
![throne.of.blood.1957.1080p.bluray.x264-cinefile.mkv_snapshot_01.44.55_[2016.01.02_05.54.36].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5kT4XxX.jpg "throne.of.blood.1957.1080p.bluray.x264-cinefile.mkv_snapshot_01.44.55_[2016.01.02_05.54.36].jpg")
>>56980059
Throne of Blood
>>56980466
You do the crime. You do the Time. Might actually report this to Mi5 or where ever not memeing
>>56980465
>normies lurking 4chan
>>56980495
mocking is not about deserving or not deserving
>>56980466
forgot to mention you secretly filmed her shitting and then threatened to kill her
>>56980505
trust me it just ruins them, so many songs and films are about breakups and missing and longing for someone and shit like that and when you start relating them to yourself it just gets you down and ruins them
never understood how selfie became a word
its just taking a picture of yourself
pretty sure that's always existed
>>56980539
>>56980465
>The people on /pol/ are smart, sophisticated, clever, even funny.
when did this happen?
>>56980534
And the paint. So much paint...
>>56980530
Do you have green eyes? If so please post a pic. And your hair.
>>56980460
Oh
My phone told me it appeared I was near there this morning and offered to let me check in as safe
I'm in Virginia though, I've never left the US.
>>56980544
no you don't
fucking retard fantasist
FUCK
Poleaboos cutting arm is either itchy or partially numb
Bit worried septic shock might be setting in
>>56980562
Didn't mention Poleaboo in the post
>>56980105
>>56980216
They don't have a minimum janny quota to meet
Its literally the same browsing experience as you except they have the option to delete posts and request bans
Don't see any negative side effects
>he posts for free
>>56980612
>>56980612
wew lad
>>56980612
lewd
>>56980615
When Normies were shit at making Top gimmicks so /pol/ look like geniuses in comparison.
Do you lads get bad hangovers? Every time I get hammered I just feel light headed and slightly dizzy the next day. I don't feel bad or uncomfortable at all. And even the slight dizziness goes away after an hour or two. Am I just superhuman?
>>56980548
How do foreigners understand that gibberish?
>>56980495
No one was ever making fun of kev, I guess you wouldn't know since you're clearly a recent paki migrant arriving in /brit/, it was initially posted here to claim he was lisicki.
How's he a smug shit? He's just telling the truth. granted, he is northern, but we can't hold that against him, he can't help it.
>>56980646
are these ladies of the night?
got some of these in
>>56980635
>Didn't mention Poleaboo in the post
As someone who has been through the criminal justice system, your understanding of it is frighteningly limited you paki weirdo
What a class film, sequel when
>>56980616
blue eyes sorry lad
here's my hair though, need a cut
>>56980637
Yes but I post because I enjoy it and only post in threads I enjoy.
He unironically monitors threads, even ones he isn't interested in so he can delete threads instantly if they don't abide by some random arbitrary rules.
If I stop posting on 4chan, I can always come back, he has to pretend he works regularly - even when he can't be bothered
>>56980631
>fucking retard fantasist
How? I follow this war every single day and I love photography
Literally nothing happens to photographers/reporters/aid workers unless you're fucking retarded and walk onto frontlines during a major offensive
Who has a /basedAunt/ here
My family is all away so went out to lunch with my Aunt. Was a very nice three course meal. Then watched the boat race at hers with her neighbours drinking these 1990s vintage wines and eating dank cheeses & canopes.
Was based.
>>56980699
No you're young, so you can get away with living on a diet of strongbow and crisps and still have a 5% body fat and hour long hangovers. Wait til you hit 30.
>>56980699
you're just young probably
>>56980712
What's your story then?
Do you sympathise with Poleaboo?
>>56980709
>everyone who doesn't agree with me is a paki
>>56980710
no
>>56980729
go then
>>56980745
I meant you've been through it. I don't sympathise with you at all you deranged pervert
Will be reporting Poleaboo's Terrorist posting if it does not cease. Final warning
>>56980635
Do you feel dizzy?
>>56980465
As if anyone will take an article strewn with decorative anime pictures all over it seriously.
>>56980743
>>56980744
i never want to get old
>>56980738
my one aunt is a raging alcoholic and my other aunt is a suffocatingly normal normie
not sure who i dislike least
>>56980764
>jokes are only funny if they are about the annoying white man
Where are your friends tonight?
>>56980714
That's okay x Nice hair btw
>>56980644
>>56980764
Everyone who doesn't agree that Islam is a massive problem is either a paki or a far left imbecile.
>>56980858
fucking my ex
>>56980858
probably having sex with their girlfriends
>>56980839
It's ok, I'm an old git and when you're old you know more about your limits so it makes up for stuff like that. For example I can drink lager all night and feel fine the next day, as soon as someone brings out the jagerbombs though I know the next day is going to be shit.
>>56980059
>>56980352
Seconding Sympathy for Mr Vengeance. Most tense I've felt in a very long time while watching a film.
>>56980724
No he doesn't, he just browses in the exact same way as you and if he does came across something he can delete
He doesn't go out of his way you fucking idiot
You realise the person who deletes the threads when they're early is the same person that you laugh and joke with and give (You)s to
>>56980530
have got ginger facial hair and my hair sort of goes red in the sun
>>56980616
not him but got green eyes
this is getting 2lewd
>>56980810
yes but haven't eaten anything today other than chocolate
posting in the bath
BEHEAD THOSE WHO SEXUALISE KAREN
>>56980709
>How's he a smug shit? He's just telling the truth. granted, he is northern, but we can't hold that against him, he can't help it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksajP0hOggY
>tfw janny is posting ITT right now
just got outbid by £2
>>56980800
Ceasing
Though do you understand Poleaboos thought process here and how limited his options are?
>>56980907
I strongly doubt that.
Either way, it's very autistic and annoying. You have to be a special kind of tard to get upset and delete threads even when it becomes pointless as people are using them.
He also gets upset with this post
Just outbid some proper bender by £2
FFS lads. Yesterday the death of this man was all over the news. A Muslim shopkeeper stabbed to death in a racially motivated attack. He was well integrated. Posted on the internet, wishing a happy Easter to his beloved Christian nation. It had me feeling guilty, thinking not all Muslims are that bad, and they don't deserve this.
Today, it turns out he was from a fringe Muslim sect advocating peace and he was murdered by a mainstream Muslim who took offence to that. And it's nowhere in the news.
>>56980738
You sound like a posh billionaire twat
>>56980990
He could try pleading guilty since he committed the crime. he could then try using his time in prison to make himself less of a demented weirdo and then when he gets out he could try not filming people in the shower without their consent
>>56980899
Fair do's m8ie. How old are u btw?
>>56980966
what the fuck was he thinking when making this
hate trannies but this was a shit attempt at humour
>>56981014
cunt
ROOOOOOOOOOORKEEEE
>>56980912
nice x
>>56981015
/brit/ still would of called him a paki desu
>>56981015
all the lads in the paki shop wished me happy easter today. think they were trying to get on the news too if someone shot them
>>56980869
thanks x
i am fucking howling
>>56981023
It ain't easy being middle class la.
who /wide/ here?
>>56980991
>>56980991
>there is only one janny
I bet that the janny is always the first to post a David Mitchell when he deletes them
What's a nice album I can listen to?
might make a good reaction pic
<---------------------------- K-pop
>>56981015
He'd been here for years to be fair. My mum used to take me to his shop to buy sweeties when we'd visit my gran and that was 15 ish years ago
>>56981015
All it takes is for a muslims to say happy easter and you're there sucking him off
fuck off
>>56981193
jesus christ
>>56981196
>>56981184
The Life of Pablo
posting a banter
>>56981193
would gf her if she had a nice personality
realised the other the day that obsessing over such trivial things such as facial structure is silly
>>56981196
Problem?
>>56981184
H2O by Hall and Oates
>>56981184
the orbs adventures beyond the ultraworld
>>56981196
Makeup does that to most girls lad. Its why they usually dont look like shit compared to most men's faces
>>56981184
Kano - Home sweet home
>>56981015
Ahmadis are bro-tier desu
>>56981184
>>56981233
Listened to it too much lately. Need something I haven't listened to before.
>>56981233
will blacks will be the ones to defeat rasheeds because they're still unironically christian?
>>56981275
Yes but with Korean women it literally transforms a 2/10 disfigured fucking dog into something that looks somewhat human, whereas with normal people it just bumps them up 1-2 on the scale
>>56981225
I can't remember what she was reacting to
>>56980966
>>56981120
dude likes his masks
>>56981193
How did a middle8 aged thai drug addict get involved there?
>>56981213
Point is, when it looks like a white person murdered a Muslim as a response to Brussels or whatever, the media are all over it. How well integrated and liked he was. When it turns out a Muslim did it, silence.
>>56981034
Poleaboo didn't commit a proper crime, he's being stitched up here and any decent brief should be able to get him off
He doesn't deserve prison
Mum's watching a thing on ITV about the Royal Family
My hyper leftie dad looks like he's about to blow a gasket
![500x500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FCT9NNN.jpg "500x500[1].jpg")
>>56981184
>>56981346
>integrated
>still muslim
fuck off
>>56981334
Never really expected him of all people to get gender reassignment desu
>Playing around with Torque for android
>You can set custom alerts when conditions are met that it will verbally speak out
>Make it say "Danger to manifold" when I go over 100mph
Friendly reminder that if your parents didn't get you an easter egg they LITERALLY don't love you.
>>56981348
>Poleaboo didn't commit a proper crime
Making violent threats to people you have already been convicted of stalking is indeed a proper crime.
>He doesn't deserve prison
yes, yes you do
>>56981356
my mum put a prince george calendar up ffs
>>56981397
I asked them not to because I'm cutting and they still did, the cunts.
>>56980465
>The /pol/ boards are populated by people who have clearly grown up immersed in the written word. They’re highly verbal and technologically sophisticated.
el oh el
>>56981118
np x
>>56981310
Who fucking cares
>>56981266
Went with this. Cheers lad.
>Poleaboo didn't commit a proper crime
>He doesn't deserve prison
this was funny enough when it seemed to just be an elaborate story but now that it's undeniably real it's got me howling
>>56981441
such a fedora thing to say
>>56981292
nice taste in music you down syndromed cunt
so fucking cute in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH68PJIQLE
>>56981346
Maybe in your bubble
In the real world when a Muslim commits a crime it's headline news
when a white guy commits a crime, it's a joke and quickly forgotten about, I mean people on TV literally make jokes about it on TV (Brevik)
>>56981405
>threats TO people
The threats were on 4chan not meant to be seen by the affected people, their names weren't even mentioned so they had to wind themselves up
>>56981509
>undeniably real
que?
We have proof it's not all made up?
NEETs should work for their bennies
>tfw finally stops raining
Noice.
Fucking hell lads
Just found out I'm going to be a dad
>>56980465
>The people on /pol/ are smart, sophisticated, clever, even funny. They have an incredible felicity of language. Their jokes are complex.
>>56981540
is that per person?
>>56981540
then they wouldn't be bennies you retard
>>56981524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDAQa70tBrw
>>56981537
the cutting seems genuine
Admit it
Paul Joseph Watson would only have 1/10th of the views he gets if he wasn't good looking
>>56981540
>22-100
What a fucking shit estimate. Whoever published that should be shot
>>56981545
I thought you were sterile? It's an Easter miracle.
>>56981283
Good rec. desu
>>56981184
Also this bruh
>>56981566
yes it costs £100 billion for you to exist
>>56981522
Thanks lad. I appreciate that you appreciate my taste in music. Makes me feel alive and loved.
>>56981540
>source: university of york
fucking dropped
>>56981540
>York
Meme university
>>56981531
>The threats were on 4chan not meant to be seen by the affected people
>make public statements
>act like the victim when members of the public see them
i truly believe you might be the stupidest person I have ever encountered
>>56981545
congrats on your wife's child
do you know what race it will be yet?
>>56981537
I cordially invite you to the first calling of the case in court in September
>watching queen at 90
>slimey cunt and england failure david beckham pops up
>begs for knighthood
This lousy shit would turn up at the opening on an envelope.
>>56981541
gwynedd lad?
>>56981545
How? you have to put your penis inside a girl first.
just realised you can make genuine criticisms and lefties will be ok with it but if you make genuine criticisms about others you are considered Phobic of that religion
