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crayon pop edition
cara
that gook lover janny won't delete this thread, will you janny?
>>56979971
he never deletes k-pop threads
karen
V A P O R W A V E
janet, before you delete us let me just say
YOU KNOW THE ONE
>>56979894
reminds me of a rugby social last term where we had to have oreas stuck up our arses, then we had to eat them
Thoughts?
>>56979971
it was made on page 7, don't be butthurt because you jizzed too early.
Taking bets on the status of the ice cubes
>>56979997
hahahhahahahhaa lads lads banter banter lads haha banter waheeeey lads
>>56979995
i need the booty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2vaBHbpOSg
ah yes very impressive
If I post legs maybe he will come home
Need a top quality film to watch lads, any ideas?
Like thrillers, don't want anything funny.
>>56979997
>literally the first episode of blue mountain state
Been getting drunk and dancing around the kitchen and other rooms. Is that what parties are like?
>>56979971
The Crayon Pop retard is obviously the janitor
anyone find masturbation is different after having sex i got with some girl last week and i feel different now when wanking bit strange desu.
It feels more energised.
very nietzschean thread
>anime starts
>the girls are naked in the title sequence
Ah excellent, very good.
Lads.
Jokes aside. Why do people beome 4chan janitors?
I'm unironically curious what there is to gain from it.
Don't give me 'he cares about the community of 4chan' because it's just shite and there's hardly standards when this board is 'cherry pick a bad story and laugh at it for a country, the board'
>>56980083
>girls
>>56980040
HUUUR IF THE SCREEN TURNS YELLOW I CAN READ GOOD
>>56980083
which
>going on holiday with my mate in a few months time
E X C I T E
>>56980084
Just realised I'm absolutely repulsed by selfies.
>>56980077
I'd best delete that if I was you
>>56980105
Replace Internet Forum Moderator with 4chan Janny
>>56980152
100% juice
business idea: ignore yanks until they leave
>>56980146
where too lad?
>>56980169
haha fucking cuck beat u too it
>>56980177
nonce
>>56980150
>>56980169
But this is the thing. They don't even have power. They literally can't even ban people, they unironically have to ask a 'higher up' to ban people. They just use the report feature like everybody else.
Don't get it
Reminder that /brit/ hasn't come up with a decent gimmick since kev/lisicki, and now even that's stale and boring. Good going letting the empire down, I blame pakis.
I'm James Reed
>>56980152
right here
how old is karen
>>56980146
Is your mate Alice?
Rabbits DO NOT lay eggs.
>>56980238
No, they steal them, paint them in bright colours, and then hide them. Their war with the birds talk a dark turn a long time ago.
>REMINDER that /BRIT/ hasn't COME up WITH a DECENT gimmick SINCE kev/lisicki, and now EVEN that's STALE and BORING. Good going LETTING the EMPIRE down, I BLAME pakis.
Hail Satan
>flips off random cat
>>56980146
Let me guess, you're going to Japan with your friend Alice.
>>56980059
lads
>>56980265
*took
How did I get that wrong?
>>56980247
disgusting nonce
>>56980216
they have a smidgen of power and i guess if you want to be a moderator then you have to be a janitor
do their reports have higher status than mods?
>>56980080
it's a hormonal thing
had a slice of carrot cake, then a slice of victoria sponge for dinner, now I'm going to have spaghetti and metballs for afters hahah. what am i like
>>56980311
doesn't even make sense
>>56980059
The Conversation
The Hitcher
>>56980282
Alice? Alice?
Who the fuck is Alice?
>>56980059
Sympathy for Mr Vengeance
The Game
Tell No One
>>56980055
maybe low res pictures will work
pakis blowing up christians on easter lads, bit bloody rude desu
Just had din dins. Unsure if Sunday Tea is still a meme or not. Think i might just fucking hate Roast beef
>>56980265
I remember the sparrow massacre. Dark days
>>56980312
Yes, and they can talk to them direct when shit hits the fan
>>56980322
Had a chicken burger and a salad for dindins.
Going to have some lentils later
>>56980269
example of shit literal paki made gimmicks here. they are reducing the quality of the threads as well as the country. vote ukip to preserve quality memes.
post some good tunes
>>56980322
>spaghetti and meatballs
Literally, unironically copying me.
>tfw ate too many balls
>>56980375
spotted the janitor
fuck's sake lads went all the way to the cinema and I'd forgot my falcon
>>56980358
new habbenings?
miss her quite a bit sometimes
>>56980352
>Sympathy for Mr Vengeance
Very good
>>56980269
bears a striking resemblance to young skinny Christopher Hitchens
>>56980238
>he thinks rabbits don't lay eggs
>>56980374
I don't think they ever managed to get that carpet clean again. Just ripped it up and replaced it. Wasn't cheap either.
Ulster I know you're reading this you obsessed pleb
Northern Ireland is a fucking SHITHOLE full of niggers, who just happened to be lightly coloured
But they're still niggers nonetheless
>>56980405
>forgot my falcon
I'm hoping that's a euphemism?
>>56980411
check bbc news you twat
https://newrepublic.com/article/132039/tay-exposes-fairy-tales-tell-racists
fucking kek
Working on the manifesto, lads
Want to make it absolutely clear that it's not a revenge attack or something done out of anger
This is the vibe I'm going for
>I was treated poorly by various authorities and then discarded to one side
>I sat on my hands as my life crumbled around me and waited and waited like a good boy
>but my number was never called, I was never given a chance to defend myself or given the opportunity to fix my life
>so what choice was I left with?
>I had to do something grand...
>..to remind you all that I existed
>...and what you had done to me
>..so now I take my case to the public
>was I treated unfairly?
>what would you have done in my position?
>>56980392
thought you loved balls
ulster-chan, d-daisuki!
>>56980411
Pakis blowing up Christians in Pakistan
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35908512
>>56980383
yes lets go back to making fun of mentally ill people like kev and sara!
people like PJW are smug shits who deserve to be mocked here
>there are millions of books, plays, films and albums that you will never be able to fully appreciate because you've never been in a relationship
Probably the worst part about being an abnormie
>>56980486
A man can only take so many balls.
any other redheads here? experienced any racism lately?
>>56980445
Dammit they tried, they had it steam cleaned twice
yeah you will suck the life out of me
>>56980488
more acceptable
Fuck I want to be a photographer in Syria so fucking bad
Wish I worked for some warzone newspaper/photo agency
>>56980466
>my
>I
What happened to the third person gimmick la?
>>56980466
Just cut yourself like a normal person, and I'll keep giving you attention.
![throne.of.blood.1957.1080p.bluray.x264-cinefile.mkv_snapshot_01.44.55_[2016.01.02_05.54.36].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5kT4XxX.jpg "throne.of.blood.1957.1080p.bluray.x264-cinefile.mkv snapshot 01.44.55 [2016.01.02 05.54.36]")
>>56980059
Throne of Blood
>>56980466
You do the crime. You do the Time. Might actually report this to Mi5 or where ever not memeing
>>56980465
>normies lurking 4chan
>>56980495
mocking is not about deserving or not deserving
>>56980466
forgot to mention you secretly filmed her shitting and then threatened to kill her
>>56980505
trust me it just ruins them, so many songs and films are about breakups and missing and longing for someone and shit like that and when you start relating them to yourself it just gets you down and ruins them
never understood how selfie became a word
its just taking a picture of yourself
pretty sure that's always existed
>>56980465
>The people on /pol/ are smart, sophisticated, clever, even funny.
when did this happen?
>>56980534
And the paint. So much paint...
>>56980530
Do you have green eyes? If so please post a pic. And your hair.
>>56980460
Oh
My phone told me it appeared I was near there this morning and offered to let me check in as safe
I'm in Virginia though, I've never left the US.
>>56980544
no you don't
fucking retard fantasist
FUCK
Poleaboos cutting arm is either itchy or partially numb
Bit worried septic shock might be setting in
>>56980562
Didn't mention Poleaboo in the post
>>56980105
>>56980216
They don't have a minimum janny quota to meet
Its literally the same browsing experience as you except they have the option to delete posts and request bans
Don't see any negative side effects
>he posts for free
>>56980612
wew lad
>>56980615
When Normies were shit at making Top gimmicks so /pol/ look like geniuses in comparison.
Do you lads get bad hangovers? Every time I get hammered I just feel light headed and slightly dizzy the next day. I don't feel bad or uncomfortable at all. And even the slight dizziness goes away after an hour or two. Am I just superhuman?
>>56980548
How do foreigners understand that gibberish?
>>56980495
No one was ever making fun of kev, I guess you wouldn't know since you're clearly a recent paki migrant arriving in /brit/, it was initially posted here to claim he was lisicki.
How's he a smug shit? He's just telling the truth. granted, he is northern, but we can't hold that against him, he can't help it.
>>56980646
are these ladies of the night?
got some of these in
>>56980635
>Didn't mention Poleaboo in the post
As someone who has been through the criminal justice system, your understanding of it is frighteningly limited you paki weirdo
What a class film, sequel when
>>56980616
blue eyes sorry lad
here's my hair though, need a cut
>>56980637
Yes but I post because I enjoy it and only post in threads I enjoy.
He unironically monitors threads, even ones he isn't interested in so he can delete threads instantly if they don't abide by some random arbitrary rules.
If I stop posting on 4chan, I can always come back, he has to pretend he works regularly - even when he can't be bothered
>>56980631
>fucking retard fantasist
How? I follow this war every single day and I love photography
Literally nothing happens to photographers/reporters/aid workers unless you're fucking retarded and walk onto frontlines during a major offensive
Who has a /basedAunt/ here
My family is all away so went out to lunch with my Aunt. Was a very nice three course meal. Then watched the boat race at hers with her neighbours drinking these 1990s vintage wines and eating dank cheeses & canopes.
Was based.
>>56980699
No you're young, so you can get away with living on a diet of strongbow and crisps and still have a 5% body fat and hour long hangovers. Wait til you hit 30.
>>56980699
you're just young probably
>>56980712
What's your story then?
Do you sympathise with Poleaboo?
>>56980709
>everyone who doesn't agree with me is a paki
>>56980729
go then
>>56980745
I meant you've been through it. I don't sympathise with you at all you deranged pervert
Will be reporting Poleaboo's Terrorist posting if it does not cease. Final warning
>>56980635
Do you feel dizzy?
>>56980465
As if anyone will take an article strewn with decorative anime pictures all over it seriously.
>>56980743
>>56980744
i never want to get old
>>56980738
my one aunt is a raging alcoholic and my other aunt is a suffocatingly normal normie
not sure who i dislike least
>>56980764
>jokes are only funny if they are about the annoying white man
Where are your friends tonight?
>>56980714
That's okay x Nice hair btw
>>56980644
>>56980764
Everyone who doesn't agree that Islam is a massive problem is either a paki or a far left imbecile.
>>56980858
fucking my ex
>>56980858
probably having sex with their girlfriends
>>56980839
It's ok, I'm an old git and when you're old you know more about your limits so it makes up for stuff like that. For example I can drink lager all night and feel fine the next day, as soon as someone brings out the jagerbombs though I know the next day is going to be shit.
>>56980059
>>56980352
Seconding Sympathy for Mr Vengeance. Most tense I've felt in a very long time while watching a film.
>>56980724
No he doesn't, he just browses in the exact same way as you and if he does came across something he can delete
He doesn't go out of his way you fucking idiot
You realise the person who deletes the threads when they're early is the same person that you laugh and joke with and give (You)s to
>>56980530
have got ginger facial hair and my hair sort of goes red in the sun
>>56980616
not him but got green eyes
this is getting 2lewd
>>56980810
yes but haven't eaten anything today other than chocolate
posting in the bath
BEHEAD THOSE WHO SEXUALISE KAREN
>>56980709
>How's he a smug shit? He's just telling the truth. granted, he is northern, but we can't hold that against him, he can't help it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksajP0hOggY
>tfw janny is posting ITT right now
just got outbid by £2
>>56980800
Ceasing
Though do you understand Poleaboos thought process here and how limited his options are?
>>56980907
I strongly doubt that.
Either way, it's very autistic and annoying. You have to be a special kind of tard to get upset and delete threads even when it becomes pointless as people are using them.
He also gets upset with this post
Just outbid some proper bender by £2
FFS lads. Yesterday the death of this man was all over the news. A Muslim shopkeeper stabbed to death in a racially motivated attack. He was well integrated. Posted on the internet, wishing a happy Easter to his beloved Christian nation. It had me feeling guilty, thinking not all Muslims are that bad, and they don't deserve this.
Today, it turns out he was from a fringe Muslim sect advocating peace and he was murdered by a mainstream Muslim who took offence to that. And it's nowhere in the news.
>>56980738
You sound like a posh billionaire twat
>>56980990
He could try pleading guilty since he committed the crime. he could then try using his time in prison to make himself less of a demented weirdo and then when he gets out he could try not filming people in the shower without their consent
>>56980899
Fair do's m8ie. How old are u btw?
>>56980966
what the fuck was he thinking when making this
hate trannies but this was a shit attempt at humour
ROOOOOOOOOOORKEEEE
>>56980912
nice x
>>56981015
/brit/ still would of called him a paki desu
>>56981015
all the lads in the paki shop wished me happy easter today. think they were trying to get on the news too if someone shot them
>>56980869
thanks x
i am fucking howling
>>56981023
It ain't easy being middle class la.
who /wide/ here?
>>56980991
>there is only one janny
I bet that the janny is always the first to post a David Mitchell when he deletes them
What's a nice album I can listen to?
might make a good reaction pic
<---------------------------- K-pop
>>56981015
He'd been here for years to be fair. My mum used to take me to his shop to buy sweeties when we'd visit my gran and that was 15 ish years ago
>>56981015
All it takes is for a muslims to say happy easter and you're there sucking him off
fuck off
>>56981193
jesus christ
>>56981184
The Life of Pablo
posting a banter
>>56981193
would gf her if she had a nice personality
realised the other the day that obsessing over such trivial things such as facial structure is silly
>>56981196
Problem?
>>56981184
H2O by Hall and Oates
>>56981184
the orbs adventures beyond the ultraworld
>>56981196
Makeup does that to most girls lad. Its why they usually dont look like shit compared to most men's faces
>>56981184
Kano - Home sweet home
>>56981015
Ahmadis are bro-tier desu
>>56981233
Listened to it too much lately. Need something I haven't listened to before.
>>56981233
will blacks will be the ones to defeat rasheeds because they're still unironically christian?
>>56981275
Yes but with Korean women it literally transforms a 2/10 disfigured fucking dog into something that looks somewhat human, whereas with normal people it just bumps them up 1-2 on the scale
>>56981225
I can't remember what she was reacting to
>>56980966
>>56981120
dude likes his masks
>>56981193
How did a middle8 aged thai drug addict get involved there?
>>56981213
Point is, when it looks like a white person murdered a Muslim as a response to Brussels or whatever, the media are all over it. How well integrated and liked he was. When it turns out a Muslim did it, silence.
>>56981034
Poleaboo didn't commit a proper crime, he's being stitched up here and any decent brief should be able to get him off
He doesn't deserve prison
Mum's watching a thing on ITV about the Royal Family
My hyper leftie dad looks like he's about to blow a gasket
>>56981346
>integrated
>still muslim
fuck off
>>56981334
Never really expected him of all people to get gender reassignment desu
>Playing around with Torque for android
>You can set custom alerts when conditions are met that it will verbally speak out
>Make it say "Danger to manifold" when I go over 100mph
Friendly reminder that if your parents didn't get you an easter egg they LITERALLY don't love you.
>>56981348
>Poleaboo didn't commit a proper crime
Making violent threats to people you have already been convicted of stalking is indeed a proper crime.
>He doesn't deserve prison
yes, yes you do
>>56981356
my mum put a prince george calendar up ffs
>>56981397
I asked them not to because I'm cutting and they still did, the cunts.
>>56980465
>The /pol/ boards are populated by people who have clearly grown up immersed in the written word. They’re highly verbal and technologically sophisticated.
el oh el
>>56981118
np x
>>56981310
Who fucking cares
>>56981266
Went with this. Cheers lad.
>Poleaboo didn't commit a proper crime
>He doesn't deserve prison
this was funny enough when it seemed to just be an elaborate story but now that it's undeniably real it's got me howling
>>56981441
such a fedora thing to say
>>56981292
nice taste in music you down syndromed cunt
so fucking cute in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH68PJIQLE
>>56981346
Maybe in your bubble
In the real world when a Muslim commits a crime it's headline news
when a white guy commits a crime, it's a joke and quickly forgotten about, I mean people on TV literally make jokes about it on TV (Brevik)
>>56981405
>threats TO people
The threats were on 4chan not meant to be seen by the affected people, their names weren't even mentioned so they had to wind themselves up
>>56981509
>undeniably real
que?
We have proof it's not all made up?
NEETs should work for their bennies
>tfw finally stops raining
Noice.
Fucking hell lads
Just found out I'm going to be a dad
>>56980465
>The people on /pol/ are smart, sophisticated, clever, even funny. They have an incredible felicity of language. Their jokes are complex.
>>56981540
is that per person?
>>56981540
then they wouldn't be bennies you retard
>>56981524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDAQa70tBrw
>>56981537
the cutting seems genuine
Admit it
Paul Joseph Watson would only have 1/10th of the views he gets if he wasn't good looking
>>56981540
>22-100
What a fucking shit estimate. Whoever published that should be shot
>>56981545
I thought you were sterile? It's an Easter miracle.
>>56981283
Good rec. desu
>>56981184
Also this bruh
>>56981566
yes it costs £100 billion for you to exist
>>56981522
Thanks lad. I appreciate that you appreciate my taste in music. Makes me feel alive and loved.
>>56981540
>source: university of york
fucking dropped
>>56981540
>York
Meme university
>>56981531
>The threats were on 4chan not meant to be seen by the affected people
>make public statements
>act like the victim when members of the public see them
i truly believe you might be the stupidest person I have ever encountered
>>56981545
congrats on your wife's child
do you know what race it will be yet?
>>56981537
I cordially invite you to the first calling of the case in court in September
>watching queen at 90
>slimey cunt and england failure david beckham pops up
>begs for knighthood
This lousy shit would turn up at the opening on an envelope.
>>56981541
gwynedd lad?
>>56981545
How? you have to put your penis inside a girl first.
just realised you can make genuine criticisms and lefties will be ok with it but if you make genuine criticisms about others you are considered Phobic of that religion
>>56981540
>University of York mentioned
>>56981540
>"university" of ""York""
are blacks human?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYLepQQNQCU
>>56981602
that meme was literally just forced by me when I had too much time on my hands a year or two ago
>>56981578
>pjw
>good looking
>>56981577
belter song like the hip hop sample
>>56981618
Peak District
>>56981594
really?
that sounds a bit high
>>56981655
congrats
*pats u on the back*
Just figuring out what to order from the takeaway.
1 - 5: Indian
6 - 0: Pizza
Know a peng girl that went to uni of York. Should I drop some '''''''''''university''''''''''''' of ''''''''''''''''York''''''''''''''' memes to impress her?
>>56981411
>ffs
rasheed
>>56981606
Other posters informed the girls the posts had been made
If not for their meddling (which could not have been forseen) then they would not have ever been aware of the posts
>>56981689
Dubs and you get a kebab
>>56981639
Yes, but white people aren't
>>56981689
>0 comes last
wat
>>56981671
no mate twice the GDP of the world sounds about right
>>56981689
Pro tip: Disregard your shitty meme method, and order an indian.
>>56981689
paki
>>56981711
rasheed
>>56981711
Kebab confirmed.
>>56981729
Too much risk.
>>56981711
noice
>>56981707
>If not for their meddling (which could not have been forseen)
>>>/vg/136677615
lads what goes wrong in someones life to such a degree that it turns them into degenerate manchild who, not only has a waifu, but a tasteless one at that
>>56981737
>Being this spastic
wew
>>56979942
ok
>>56979957
ugly
>>56980055
ugly
>>56980082
ugly
>>56980084
ugly
>>56980152
all pretty good
>>56980164
cute
>>56980177
nonce
>>56980224
nice but absolutely no boobs or hips
>>56980227
>>56981168
cute
>>56980357
ugly
>>56980646
>>56980725
>>56980773
northern slags
>>56980713
5/10
>>56981193
ayy lmao
>>56981196
ugly
>>56981260
ladyboys/10
how do i become religious lads
really want to be a moral anglo christian man to help stop the degeneracy in our culture but just cant bring myself to believe in it
>which could not have been forseen
>>56981747
>Too much risk.
what is
Business idea: women that aren't sluts
>>56981785
>cute
LMAO
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
>>56981785
all me
>>56981784
mmmmmm realised that as soon as i posted
need a break from 4chan for a few hours i think
>>56981804
Risk the game thread.
>all the ugly autists ITT who think they deserve a gf but have total contempt for ugly girls
????
Am asking a girl out on Tuesday lads. I'm 24 and it's the first time I'll ever have done it.
>>56981795
have a conversation with me.
>>56981811
Sounds like an oxymoron, and for that reason I'm out.
>>56981811
Business idea: Men that aren't socially inept, bitter, scape-goating, physically unfit runts.
>>56981861
hello m8 how r u
>>56981860
I expect to see an update on this, anon. Dont let us down.
>>56981860
good luck la
business idea: instead of #notallmuslims just use #YusufIslam
>>56981858
because we deserve a non-ugly gf, idiot
>>56981795
Poleaboo recommends Islam
:M-U-S-L-I-M I'm so blessed to be with them...
:M-U-S-L-I-M I'm so blessed to be with them...
say :M-U-S-L-I-M I'm so blessed to be with them...
say :M-U-S-L-I-M I'm so blessed to be with them...
One billion strong, all year long,
Prayers to Allah even in Hong Kong
You can never be wrong if you read the Qur'an
Cause it's never been changed since day one.
Others may brag, say that we lag,
But they don’t know all the power we had
The power we had, the power we have
So Muslimeen don't you ever feel sad
Take many looks, go read their books,
You'll see all the facts that your friends overlooked,
So always be proud, you can say it out loud
I am proud to be down with the Muslim crowd!
Say : M-U-S-L-I-M I'm so blessed to be with them..
Say :M-U-S-L-I-M I'm so blessed to be with them...
Say :M-U-S-L-I-M I'm so blessed to be with them...
Say :M-U-S-L-I-M I'm so blessed to be with them...
They look at me strangely
Like I emit some type of energy
That draws kaafirs disbelievers towards me.
Thinking to themselves what makes him different than me.
Is it the hair, the clothes or maybe the food he eats,
What could it be, that makes the cats stand at attention,
His demeanor's peaceful but on his face it's clearly written that,
This ain't the sorta brother caught up in this and that
Running streets, carrying heat, yo he ain't into that.
This brother must live by some type of criteria,
To make it to the average cat quite superior
So maybe one of these days I get near enough
Play like Nancy Drew on this mystery and clear it up.
So listen up if you think this is strange,
Cause these the type of thoughts that used to run through a new Shahada's brains
and I bear witness to the one with 99 names, InshAllah I will always remain.
CHORUS
say:M-U-S-L-I-M I'm so blessed to be with them...
say:M-U-S-L-I-M I'm so blessed to be with them...
say:M-U-S-L-I-M I'm so blessed to be with them...
say:M-U-S-L-I-M I'm so blessed to be with them...
>>56981795
>how do i become religious lads
Have a genuine belief in something rather than wanting to impress anonymous abnormies on an anime forum
>>56981860
Best of luck to you
>>56981884
fuck off you bellend
>>56981907
I can post an update on tuesday night if people are interested
>>56981876
>this projection
lel
>tfw listening to David Gray and thinking about the one
>>56981922
>Prayers to Allah even in Hong Kong
Keep your caliphate away from the orient.
>>56981922
Don’t know about you, I know about me,
I'm proud to be rolling Islamically
Everywhere I see, even on tv,
People talking trash about the way I be.
But what they all hate, is if we get great
Cause we're the only ones with our heads on straight
Don’t ever frown, or your head looking down,
If you read the Qur'an you're the best in the town.
Y'all have doubt- say we have no clout
But-within-a-few years see how we've come about.
Were back on the scene, The number-one deen,
I'm proud to be down with the Muslimeen!
CHORUS
M-U-S-L-I-M I'm so blessed to be with them...
say :M-U-S-L-I-M I'm so blessed to be with them
>>56981951
Please do x
good luck
>>56981795
Just go to church. I stopped for ages, then one day in uni (I foret why) I went and the priest did this talk about how nobody is ever really lost to God and it made me feel nice, it matched exactly what I was feeling at the time.
Plus i spoke to a woman afterwards, went to the nearby cafe to talk about her volunteering work and ended up sleeping with her, which I took as a sign that the devil did not approve of my return to the church and that gave weird delusions of grandeur for a while.
I know God isn't real, but I like going to church sometimes, feels comfy and makes me happy. It's worth a try.
>>56981860
>>56981942
ye ave a hart of gauld...don't let em take it away from ye
>>56981935
fuck off thats got nothing to do with it
Louis Theroux is so autistic and cringy
How do you watch him
>>56981956
I'm only one of those things desu.
>>56981884
but seriously i did the whole atheist thing and it was cringey. i now have a solid answer to all doubts about faith
businesses idea: don't reply to poleaboo and evenly distribute the (You)s he wastes
>>56981980
was she fit
always lmao when women try rationalizing cheating
literal female runts
>>56981993
noice
can't get a decent munchy box anywhere near me
>>56981984
eh aboot
>>56981993
haram
>>56981988
fuck off pleb
he's a masterful unassuming investigator
>>56981958
>this pleb taste in music
>>56981988
Poleaboo likes some of his early work
It's just a technique to get people talking
Think the only decent one he's done in the last few years since the Weird Weekend days was the one on the Zionists
>>56982038
blimey mash'allah
>>56982026
Humans did not evolve to be monogamous. It's a meme imposed by modern society.
@56982008
What about @(You)s?
>>56981994
ive more or less been an atheist my whole life, i dont remember actually ever believing in god, but ive gone from the edgy fedora "christianity is the worst thing on earth" phase to not caring to recognising what religion did for us as a society and the importance of traditionalism
anyone want some of my easter egg
>>56981922
>Poleaboo recommends Islam
Yeah look at the balanced successful person you turned out to be
Lads, I'm going on a march cos I want Pakistan to be about Pakis. I want Pakistan to be about Pakis
>>56981988
>Louis Theroux is so autistic and cringy
???????
hes good at getting people to talk especially when he deals with people like the Boer of Neo-nazis that are already inclined to dislike him. Hes a bit nerdy looking but the hes good at keeping an open mind (kind of) and getting a basic rapport going with anyone
>>56982052
>implying White Ladder isn't god-tier
Yes, enjoy your Captain Beefheart, you pretentious git.
>>56982023
6/10 but she had these huge tits on a tiny frame, it was [spoiler]heavenly[/spoiler]
>>56982103
Nah I'm full
>are you OK? It looks like you're in the area affected by The Explosion in Gulsshan-i-Iqbal Park, Lahore, Pakistan.
why is facebook bantering me off? I live in north london
>>56982140
might copy you and go to church in hopes of getting a shag 2bh
>>56982154
Some paki in Lahore has been using your account m8
I got one asking me why I was no longer posting from Kyoto
>>56982154
>pakistan blown up
>facebook confusing it with london
Zuckerberg has bantered you there son
How do I ask an East Asian girl out? They all seem so shy and they always congregate in large groups so it's difficult to actually talk to just one of them
>>56982095
then you don't need to be convinced
>>56982008
>>56982091
Poleaboo doesn't even get many (you)s, he posts his cuts after midnight
>>56982122
Poleaboo never embraced Islam fully or studied the religion
But rest assured, he will due a Muslim and brothers all over the world will call his name on that day
>>56982185
think that only works if you're a nine year old boy
>>56981993
is that a takeaway breakfast?
>>56982083
>morality is a meme
okay
go fling shit with the other monkeys
>ywn walk through central philadelphia
redpill be on david icke
>>56982237
>you must only stick your penis in one vagina or vice versa because somehow that is what's moral
seems a bit arbitrary to me m7
>>56982265
He's right about everything
>>56982209
tell them you like crayon pop
sell a rat meat as a beef
>>56982264
literally could be any yank city
disgusting dearth of character
>>56982127
>Louis theroux
>open mind
>>56982265
He used to play in goal for Coventry City in the 70s
>>56982308
>disgusting
Literally what
Kill yourself
>>56982312
that's in his presentation style. whether he's personally open minded is irrelevant
>>56982216
>Poleaboo never embraced Islam fully or studied the religion
Oh that'll change in prison. It'll start as an excuse to get out of the standard regime by getting taken to pray, and getting to go to big friday prayers. then you'll start talking with the hardliners and they'll take advantage of your broken mental state to enlist you into the army of the faithful. finally you end up in TC for spouting the koran at officers as you burn bibles or some shit.
When you get out of prison you'll be wearing that muslimman-dress and shouting Arabic nonsense at white people to scare them into thinking you're some insane jihadi
Why do white people think that they deserve this country just to themselves?
>>56982305
They're fucking gay cringey beta shite
Get the fuck out of my thread you ugly chinky freak before I crush your manlet soul with my bare hands
I've just realised that I don't really like my friends. They're the same ones I've had since secondary school and we're in our mid twenties now.
>>56982280
cheating does emotional damage to the partner
and if it's an open relationship, it's not cheating
>>56982342
disgusting |dJsˈɡʌstJŋ|
adjective
arousing revulsion or strong indignation: he had the most disgusting rotten teeth | I think the decision is disgusting.
http://www.literacytrust.org.uk/adult_literacy/adult_literacy_help
>>56982363
Too accurate to be funny.
This track is really lifting Poleaboo
He has gone from gangsta rap to Islamic rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2tvEMbCj-U
>>56982366
they dont want to share their bennies with the paki scum
>>56982363
Very truthful but sad post for our dear Poleaboo
>>56981913
>Stewart & Colbert: gee, Glenn Beck is a douche and his rallies trigger the fuck out of us
>lets hold a counter rally where we all hug each other and promote peace and unity amongst all people
>lets get all our liberal peace-loving friends in on it
>hey, we got Cat Stevens to play us out
>haven't heard from him in a while!
>this will be great
2-3 days later
>he doesn't go by Cat Stevens anymore?
>.. Yusuf Islam??
>he said what about Salman Rushdie?
gotta love liberals man!
Records are about to be broken on Antiques Roadshow. Don't miss out lads
>>56982397
Fair point.
It's still the case that society imposes monogamous relationships as the standard and we're just not very good at them as a species though. There's a reason cheating incidence is so high.
>>56982387
b,but Korean girls are so hot! No wonder they are popular!
about to go to work lads an extra 1.50 an hour for working on easter wahey
>>56982363
Doesn't matter
All roads lead to Rome
>>56982264
I live there. It's okay I guess
>56982434
>Stewart & Colbert:
foy
>Glenn Beck
foy
> douche
foy
>liberals
foy
>>56982487
Calling k-pops slut is a bit hypocritical coming from the land of depravity senpai.
>>56979957
this 2bh
>>56982498
What you on about m8, my road leads to the canal
why do none of these korean girls do porn, my dick hungers for it
>>56982514
>that biro art
fuck im imagining that beautiful sticky click biro sound as it comes off the page
>>56982487
Gooks and Japs are both dogs
>>56982363
Howling
>>56982555
Would utterly destroy the lot of them desu
Does anyone else find it difficult when someone is talking at speed to both process what they're saying and have a response when they finish?
I realise this is probably a sign of autism
>>56982487
wew lad
>>56981795
>le deus vult xDDD
kpop is literally 'lipstick on a pig'
its amazing how the power of modern cosmetics and science can transform you from a 1/10 disfigured fucking dog into something that looks reasonably human
>>56982467
We either have monogamy and some cheating or polygamy and alphas studding all the women. If only a few men get all the women, there will be constant violence between them.
>>56982548
Mines a dead end
>>56982366
its not strictly about skin colour
I also dont want hordes of poles and eastern europeans either
>>56982628
usually don't even have to realise what they're saying to make an appropiate response desu
>>56982641
janny isn't gonna like this
Well lads, looks like my only hope of procreation is with a mail order bride. What nationality should I go with?
>>56982628
sign of retardation
should have gone to special school
>>56982650
you seem upset
>>56982682
janny is on full alert after that kpop fanny, you're a brave lad
>>56982319
>he actually did
lmao
>>56982548
Have you seen 4 Lions?
It doesn't matter why you X as long as X yourself in the right place
>>56982606
What about this batch
>>56982628
Depends what they say desu
>>56982650
Cyborgs or not, they serve well desu senpai. Come to Tokyo and have fun with sexy Korean girls!
likeawizard. r u there?
>>56982736
Nuts of steel, me lad.
>>56982669
Ahh yes, just like with all issues - especially complex issues
there is ABSOLUTELY NO MIDDLE GROUND in any way
remember there ONLY exists extremes
>>56982745
b,but senpai, we have cute professional soccer players (but men......).
>>56982807
It was worded that way to make a point. I'm not writing an essay for you, pedant.
>>56982308
literally could be any british city
disgusting death of character
>>56982908
Stop posting my workplace
>>56982745
there are some hopes in U23 national teams (but they are weak...)
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