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What a fucking boring evening edition
ANIBE
when's easeter
>>56975181
Don't post lame stuff like this please.
Keep posting cute images, like you usually do.
>>56975181
EVERY DAY. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY THIS RETARDED FAGGOT POSTS THIS SHIT. STOP IT
Grete
>>56975278
rabbits don't lay eggs, what the fuck is this bullsiht fake holüday
>>56975181
Is this foreshadowing?
>>56975359
n-no pls
>>56975343
You shut your whore mouth, faggot
>fame in Latvian is slava
SLAVA LATVIJA
SLAVA UKRAINA
>>56975749
ŠLOVĖ
ŠLOVĖ
ŠLOVĖ
Yum :)
>>56975871
who puts carrots into buckwheat
>>56975871
would eat
>>56975343
maybe not but I laid ur mum haha
http://m.tvnet.lv/article/601898
Disguting
This man is my "mayor"
alright lads im back
you can start the party now
>>56975871
bread is extremely shitty in spb
t. Volga nigger
Church edition.
>>56976756
g'day edgy teenager
Yes hello
>>56976756
who put it on fire? and why?
>>56976784
Why are you so edgy? Christianity was literally forced on us through violence.
>>56977141
this looks alright
>>56976756
sad
>>56977145
some teenager
>>56977145
No motives known yet, but the Finnish Lutheran church announced they would help shelter illegal aliens and paying for their court expenses (out of our tax money) just shortly before it caught fire.
Christianity is the enemy of Europe, it has always been.
>>56977398
>pagan balt bows down to his christian overlords
Sad!
t. Dolan Drumpf
>>56977460
holy shit, how are the people reacting to Lutherian church using their tax money for something like that?
>>56977519
It was an 18th century wooden church.
Any old building burning down is sad.
>>56977304
I'm opposed to Christendom, not necessarily Christianity.
>>56977460
>the Finnish Lutheran church announced they would help shelter illegal aliens and paying for their court expenses (out of our tax money) just shortly before it caught fire.
Deserved it 2bh.
>>56977581
They already announced last fall when the refugee crisis started that the church is not on Finnish people's side. Literally in that form.
Still many cuck Finns pay for the church tax and defend them. It's pathetic.
>>56975181
Hey you are not me..
bump
>>56978025
This estonian knows what good food is.
>sweden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-pG4oiih3A
>>56978025
>>56978141
>pate, picles and onion
>not butter, baltic herring, egg and onion
Actually, I'm just rusing. Both are great.
>sound of flying geese going by
>>56978271
I was actually quite surprised when the camera guy didn't just stand there and take it.
You don't see things like that in Sweden very often.
>>56978271
>get out of here
>you don't belong here
nu-africa everybody
>>56978271
Post this to /pol/
why are australia and nz not the same country?
why are sweden and somalia not the same country?
>>56979114
dunno lol
>>56978380
Exactly. Both are great.
why are Latvia and Lithuania not the same country?
>>56979193
there are no somalis left in somalia
>>56979283
because fuck scatvia that's why
>>56979283
I think they used to be until Lithuania got polonised and Latvians grew the extra toes.
>>56979283
We are brothers retard..
hello everyone
how are you today :3
>>56979406
nice monopoly dollers
>>56979376
I think Estonia is into incest.
>>56979193
Soon...
>>56979406
can i have like 200 dollars please?
>>56979283
>lithuania and latvia become one state
>both languages become state languages, like in belgium or switzerland, both start being taught at school
>evangelical lutheranism becomes new state religion
>Riga becomes capital (we all know that Riga is a better city than Vilnius)
>all those pesky minorities (russians in latvia and poles in lithuania) get shipped back to their respective countries
>the new united baltic country buys an island from estonia, and then pushes towards full membership in Nordic Council
>>56979549
sent ;)
>>56979551
Deport all the latshits and I'd be down with it.
>>56979551
Wich island?
>>56979627
Riga still better
>>56979627
t. Vladislav
>>56979676
Hello, Vladislav.
>>56979617
are you a nigger?
>>56979551
you can buy, but we won't sell
>>56979712
why do you ask?
>i
>don't
>fuck
>with
>(You)
I put my hoiupõrsas upside down on my table, AMA.
>>56979866
flaunting your drugs and money around is a rather niggardly thing to do, e.g the prevalence of this behavior on the nigger side of facebook
>>56978380
Rye bread, butter, garlic, salt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H20W0e_oSM
B
Ö
R
>>56979903
Pls fuck me
btw im a girl
>>56980381
HELLO
R U A GRILL=????==?
>>56980453
im a girl
btw
>>56980381
Please be in Ryga
>>56980472
WHER U LIFE?
>>56980381
P U R Č I K S
>>56980492
Hey.
Im grill.
Just had rabbit meat, tasted a bit like pork.
>>56980569
WHAT DID MY DICK TASTE LIKE?
>>56980053
I wasnt flaunting
god damn latvian girls, they never respond to me :(
(please respond)
>>56980668
FUCK OFF NIGGER
>>56980691
I READ TODAY THAT LATVIANS HAVE FOLK SONGS ABOUT ESTONIANS KEKING LATVIAN MEN
SAD TO BE HONEST
>>56980749
>implying you wouldnt fuck estonian men instead of latvian men
>>56980749
Autism by any chance?
>>56980509
R Ī G A
Ī
G
A
>>56980830
Igaunietis mans vīriņš,
Es igauņa līgaviņa.
Igauns mani izmācija
Kuratàt, peratàt.
>>56980825
>Kuratàt, peratàt.
what does this mean?
>>56980381
Hello I am a rich swede, my dad works at swedbank as office leader, would you like to fugg :--DDDD
loam lads
>>56980904
no idea i cant read elvish
>>56980830
>R Ī G A
>Ī
>G
>A
HOLD ON, I'M IN BUS STATION
>>56981053
oh fugg my dick... 2d girls doing lewd stuff is very lewd, lithuania post more.
>>56981007
kurrat? kuraat? something like that
>>56981053
gay
>>56980381
I can give you some STOCK in your HOLM if you know what i mean ;^)
>>56981007
nvm i found it
>>56980830
še vēl mauka
Dod, māmiņa, kam dodama,
Nedod manis Igauņam:
Igauns saka: kurrad, kurradi,
Es kurradi nemāceju.
>>56981114
>>56981159
I am a girl..
>>56980472
post vocaroo faggot
>>56981124
not the one you quote but the word is kurat
>>56981124
Well
Kurat - devil
>>56981224
see >>56981177
last two lines
>>56981177
Es tevi igauņiem nedošu !
>>56981159
Nothing gay with girls doing cute stuff?
>>56981195
>I am a girl..
Yes and that's cute, so what's the problem? I just asked for more cute 2d posts.
>>56980569
YOU GOT PORKED M9
>be estonian
>get porked
new meme
r9
>>56981355
Get the fuck out of here or I'll pull out my pork !
>>56981355
I PORK UR MUM
>>56981355
i'll fork you straight in the pork mate
>>56981403
>implying i'm porkstonian
LMOA GET PORKED
>>56981333
last one desu
>>56980904
>>56981177
translate it
>>56981450
ILL PORK YOU HARDER THAN YOUR ANCESTORS PORKED GOATS
>>56981195
Fucking faggot LMAO
>>56981478
>last one desu
Why? Why are you guys slowing down on posting, I remember the times were memes were created here and people actually talked about weird and funny stuff...
>>56981495
1st
Estonian my man (husband)
I am Estonain's wife
Estonain taught me
How to kurat, perat
2nd
Mom give me to whoever
Just don't give me to Estonian
Estonian says: kurrad, kurradi
I don't know how to kurradi
>>56981529
Last one for now.
Is what i meant.
>>56981643
Oh, well alright
>>56981588
MEAN
ESTONIAN
MEN
>>56981643
How dare you disgrace armored warfare with your weeb garbage. Where do you live? I'll fucking kick your ass
>>56981775
del
>>56981588
It should be kuradi kurat and it should mean damned devil. Kurat is devil and damn.
>>56981820
oh ok sorry
>>56981803
Vilnius
>>56981941
Wilno*
>>56981941
As I expected. Fucking degenerates
>>56981974
And where do you live?
>>56982009
Visaginas
>>56982043
Literally Russian making fun off people living in Vilnius
>>56982105
>retard literally believes I'm from Visaginas
>>56982105
I hope you realize he was memeing you.
Igaunits vella bērns,
Kuci kāra ābelê;
Kuces gaļas paēdies,
Kaulus lika kulitê.
Estonian is child of devil
Hung a bitch up on an apple tree
After eating the meat of the bitch
He put the bones in a bag
Why do Estonians eat dogs?
>>56982139
>i was just pretending to be retarded
>>56982171
P O R K ' D
O
R
K
'
D
>>56982196
And you're not even pretending.
>>56982196
Ebin backpedaling anime watching permavirgin.
Igauniti, vella bērns,
Kam tu nāci šâi zemê?
Tava māte putru vāra,
Ķēves kāju maisidama,
Ķēves kāju maisidama,
Kazas pienu pieliedama.
Estonian, child of devil
Why did you come into this world?
Your mother is making porridge
Stirring a leg of a mare
Stirring a leg of a mare
Adding goat milk
>>56982242
>>56982246
Okay Ivan and Sasha.. Have fun living in Visaginas and Salcininkai..
>>56982182
>>56982296
>Implying you wouldnt want an estonian husband
>>56982335
I feel sorry for you, a virgin who watches anime for a living, making shit up on the spot so that he wouldn't feel as traumatized, what a sad sack of shit you are.
I wish I had a shitty animeposter permavirgin to hang out with.
>>56982335
>t. Wilnotis
>>56982335
We're not your dads, m8.
>>56982400
>what a sad sack of shit you are.
Happier than you Ivan :)
>>56982399
B-BACK THE FUCK OFF?
>>56982368
Aizej, lietiņ, rūkdams, kaukdams,
Uz tiem melniem Igauņiem;
Atnāc, saulit, līgodama,
Uz tiem baltiem Latviešiem.
Igauņiem melnas drēbes,
Tiem lietiņa vajadzēja,
Latviešiem baltas drēbes,
Tiem lietiņa nevajaga.
Go, Rain, roaring and howling
To those black Estonians
Come, Sun, singing
To those white Latvians
Estonians have black clothes
They need rain
Latvians have white clothes
They don't need rain
>>56982444
Yes, that smiley face definitely proved everything.
>>56982501
Yes it did Ivan! :)
Es izaugu līdz mežam,
Pāri stāv vaiņadziņš.
Dod, Dieviņi, vaŗa šķēres
Meža galus līdzināt!
Is this how you act in east Lithuania? :V
>>56982569
Bully anime watching virgins? That happens in all country.
Peruns blesses this thread.
>>56982569
They're all fags there, yes.
Been this way since time immemorial.
>>56982569
Thats how Ivan and Sasha acts.
the russian and I are the only girls ITT
>tfw you stir shit up with one post
>>56982616
:stopbully:
>>56982631
>>56982683
Right.
Krievi, Krievi, Leiši, Leiši,
Visi manim draugi, radi.
Krievam devu sav' māsiņu,
Pats es ņēmu Leišu meitu,
Iem' Krievôs, iem' Leišôs,
Visur manim znoti, radi.
Why were Latvians such cucķs? I'm amazed we still exist.
>>56982685
PROOFS?
>>56982778
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
>>56982685
that's good, means I'm not gay for being kind of attracted to you
Why can't they behave?
they call me the rhyme-master because I beat the meat
XD
get it?
>>56982478
>black estonians
WE WUZ
>>56982752
translate this also
>>56982877
Wherever I go, I must squat
>>56982907
Russians, Russians, Lithuanians, Lithuanians
All my friends, family
To Russian I gave my sister
For myself I took Lithuanian daughter
Go to Russians, go to Lithuanians
Everywhere is my family
>>56982752
DIASPORA OUT!
>>56983065
holy shit :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>56983258
filtered.
Atskaties tu, Anniņa,
Kas tavê pakaļê:
Pieci Leiši pakaļê,
Visi biksas nolaiduši.
Look back, Anny,
Who is in your back (also "behind you")
Five Lithuanains there
All with their pants down
I probably should stop translating these, this is embarrassing.
>>56983065
Yuo must be joging :DDDDDDDD
>>56982420
You have yourself.
>>56983278
Where do you take those from?
>>56983303
but having another one to hang out with would be fun
>>56983277
>Five Lithuanains there
>All with their pants down
>I'm such a dumb and ugly weeb permavirgin
>what sohuld I do?
> I think I should post some sqauting slavs in tracksuits to feel less pathetic
>>56983278
is this why Latvians have 6 toes? all this mixing has caused that mutation im afraid
>>56983342
There is tons in /sverigetråden/ and /mämmi/, if you don't like any there go visit /norgetråden/.
>>56983381
fugg this was meant for this latvian >>56983278
>>56983388
triggered
>>56983388
t. Turboslav Pizdomir
Lai nāk Krievi, lai nāk Leiši,
Es to daudzi nebēdaju:
Krievôs man īsta māsa,
Leišôs īsti bāleliņi.
Let the Russians com, let the Lithuanians come
I am not upset
In Russians there is my real sister
In Lithuanians there is have my real brother
"in russians/lithuanians" can mean either "they are" or "in their lands"
>>56983336
Some lad in 19th century traveled Latvia and collected folk songs. In total he collected 217 996 of them.
Can find all of them here.
http://www.dainuskapis.lv/
>>56983388
>88
HELL SEGER, DRÄP EN NEGER KAMRAT!
>>56983388
>mfw this is true here
>>56983536
latvians? more like cucksians XD
>>56983536
>http://www.dainuskapis.lv/
Thanks, chap!
>>56983536
Cuckstvia
>>56983666
>>56983700
these digits are confirming
Which site is better?
nhentai or exhentai, asking for a friend...
>>56983848
>hentai
>>56983388
Tracksuits are cute.
>>56983848
Panda is good, but some content that can't be found on one is on the other and vice versa.
>>56983935
>furfaggot also watches hentai
so unexpected
>>56983065
is that a real song?
>>56983998
>not knowing the panda meme
>>56983966
>>56983935
>>56983848
please go do a lithuanian asap
>>56984038
Sorry for not knowing your degenerate memes.
>>56983666
>>56983700
not all of them are cuck
Ko, bāliņi, jūs sakieta?
Es ar Leiti sadereju.
-Dzīšu Leiti, kad panākšu,
Kāršu egles galiņâ.
Brothers, what do you say?
I made a bet with a Lithuanian
I will chase Lithuanian, when I catch him
I will hang him on the top of the pine tree
Ŗūc, ŗūc, pērkonit,
Skaldi tiltu Daugavâ,
Lai nenāk Poļi, Leiši
Šinî Māŗas zemitê.
Roar, road, Thunder (god)
Break the bridge over Daugava (river)
So that Poles and Lithuanians can't come
To this land of Māra (god)
>>56984006
Folk song, yes.
>>56984138
very intresting
>>56984138
niceee
Šķērsu braucu pār Daugavu,
Šķīru Leišus maliņâ;
No ta Leišu šķīrumiņa
Kļūst man Leišu līgaviņa.
Rode across the Daugava
Split Lithuanians to the sides
From this Lithuanian split
I get a Lithuanian wife
>>56984303
Krievi, Krievi, ko gaidat,
Leiši (Poļi) nāca šâi zemê!
Trinat piešus, aunat kājas,
Seglojat kumeliņus.
Russians, what are you waiting
Lithuanians came to this land
Sharpen your spears, put on your boots
Saddle your horses
Do you think touching urself was considered a sin by pagan gods?
>>56984138
>I will chase Lithuanian, when I catch him
>I will hang him on the top of the pine tree
rude
>>56984420
>Russians, what are you waiting
>Lithuanians came to this land
>Sharpen your spears, put on your boots
>Saddle your horses
that's what I call pizdec
Latvians crying help from Russians to defend from Lithuanians hordes
>>56984447
Agri mani gaiļi dzied,
Agri lēcu laiviņâ,
Vēl atradu Leišu meitu
Bez brunčiem gubenî.
Early my roosters sing
Early I jumped into my boat
Also I found a Lithuanian daughter
Without skirt in a stack of hay
>>56984521
Back then nationalities didn't mean much.
>>56983453
Are those the Paul Street boys?
>>56975871
FUCKING RUSSIAN SUBHUMAN EATING BREAD WITH EVERYTHING
>>56984602
no those are backstreet boys
rofl
>>56984577
varbūt pietiks ?
Tieva tieva, gara gara
Leišu kunga pipelite,
Noriet saule iebāžot,
Uzlec saule izvelkot.
Thin, long
Lithuanian man's penis
Sun sets when he puts it in
Sun rises when he pulls it out
big lithuanian cocks
>>56984678
sūkā Leišu pipelīti
>>56984702
Nekad...
>>56984702
>pipelite
PIPPELI XDDDD
Krieviņš mina Leišu meitu
Sarkanàm biksitèm.
Krieviņš saka: gana, gana!
Meitiņ' saka: vēl gribàs!
Russian gropes Lithuanian daughter
With red panties
Russian says: enough, enough!
Girl says: I want more!
memes
>>56984420
That looks a bit fake and requires some proofs.
>>56984794
delet immediately
pantsu
had half a bottle of vodka. Don't feel anything. Even beer is better than vodka to get drunk.
>>56984794
>Girl says: I want more!
o kurwa
>>56984868
Kas tur spīd, kas tur mirdz (viz)
Viņâ kalna galiņâ?
Polits pisa Leišu meitu
Sarkanàm biksitèm.
What's there shining
On that side of the mountain
Pole is fucking Lithuanian daughter
With red panties
more memes
>>56984846
nationalities back then were just the language
>>56984881
too lewd
>>56984950
his mouth filled of poo
>>56984910
>On that side of the mountain
>mountains
>in baltics
>>56984957
OK..
Good night, chaps.
>>56984993
i guess i should've used "hill"
anyway i'm done
getting tired
>>56984428
ofcourse not, this term "sin" is literally a term made up by a catholic church to keep their followers following them, just like the term "hell" and "satan"
>>56984997
>tumblr
>>56985219
>not being on tumblr
>>56984428
doubt it
pagans were literally the demons
>>56985276
Though I have to say I don't like the forced registration.
>>56985276
>sjw the site
alright, last one
Gauži raud Žīda māte,
Žīdam strupja pipelite.
Neraud' gauži, Žīda māte,
Vēl stungars karajàs.
Jew's mother is crying
Jew has stumpy penis
Don't cry Jew's mother
It's still hanging there
>>56985377
I haven't seen any sjw content in my feed ever.
>>56985492
Tu jau te kaut kādu Aldi Drēģeri esi sācis likt.
So many permavirgins
permavirgins
On Japanese origami forum
origami forum
All day the fap on drawn girls
drawn girls
And their penises are useless
useless
R8 pls.
>>56985633
Tas viss ir no Krišjāņa Barona Dainu skapja.
Fátt er betra en móðir þín
Hún sýgur betur en þú
Oft hún kemur heim til mín
Skemmtileg er sagan sú
>>56985654
>virginshaming
I will make upset blog on tumblr
>>56985506
>trending:
>bernie
>adorable gay grandmas
>asians that look trans
>more gay people
>>56985847
>>adorable gay grandmas
what did he mean by this
>>56985847
can u translate the picture plz?
>>56985949
-we are jews
-fuck off
You're welcome.
>>56985847
If you follow that kind of people then that's what you're gonna get.
There's an lgbt/yaoi board on 4chan too and a guy in /balt/ who lives in Sweden and wanks to men, that doesn't make the whole site gay.
>>56985890
Exactly what?
>>56985949
>Kids:We are Lithuanian jews!
>Granny:Fuck off from the farmhouse!
>>56986078
Forgot to mention /cm/ and /hm/
>>56986083
To add some context in užgavenės kids dress up weirdly and go to homes and ask for pancakes and there's this poem.
Mes žydukai Lietuvos,
Norim blynų ir kavos,
Jei nei blynų nei kavos,
Tai bent litą iš algos.
We're little jews of Lithuania
we want pancakes and coffee
if not pancakes or coffee
at least a litas from your wage
well it doesn't rhyme in english but you get the idea
>>56986325
>Litas
>>56986325
pretty funny
>>56986325
>blynų
poor form.
who here /alone on easter/
>>56986536
just as alone as every other day
>>56986536
Don't you have gay porn?
>>56986600
this desu senpai
>>56986536
already celebrated it with my family
>>56986536
>celebrating eastern
Is this the most successful "Bravo Estonia" thread so far?
>>56973203
>>56986963
PRAIIIIIIIISE TENGRIIIIIIIII
>>56986985
only because estonians turned it into /ee and started talking to eachother in estonian (including me)
>>56987014
fuck off with your proto slavic gods, Thara/Toor master race here
I've learned that /balt/ has ingrained itself into the deepest areas of my subconscious, and its memes are always circulating regardless of whether I'm aware of it or not. Upon any amnesic, toxic drunkenness when I'm lying in bed, trying to not regurgitate my dinner, all that flows through my mind are the intrusive thoughts of Baltic memes and it makes me feel fucking sick to my stomach to lurk here but I cannot resist.
There has been a similar case when I've ingested a dangerous amount of dinitrophenol some years ago. I cannot accurately articulate the experience, but I can compare it to what I'd imagine being tortured in hell would be like. Yellow-ish, clouded vision, intense nausea and sweats, awful migraines, dehydration and crippling stomach pains- all that crossed my mind other than "I want to die" were the tormenting, obtrusive Baltic memes. It was as if my mind was running laps around itself (if that makes any sense). Shitposts, the flags, krankli, spurdo, the languages, all of it- suddenly horrendous.
>>56987165
I can't help but wonder whether it was these experiences in particular that had afflicted me with what seems to be irreversible psychological damage (since I've began browsing /balt/ I've visited 3 separate therapists and 2 psychologists after being dead-set on suicide, which none of them seemed to help at all), or the frequenting/lurking /balt/ for several years that this can all be traced back to. I do not even have to be drunk or high for these intrusive memes to invade my consciousness, harassing me with an almost diabolic despair.
But through said haunting trials I do feel that I have emerged a somewhat stronger person (in some aspects, anyways). /balt/ is perhaps the worst that has ever happened to my psychological well-being, but in some sense I can't deny that it is also a somewhat uplifting experience that I can say I've had both the pleasure and misfortune of stumbling upon.
In general, I am understandably ambivalent towards Baltic memes, so I will not abhor /balt/ but I believe it would be for the best if I were at least cautious, not overexposing myself to them.
>tfw nothing
>>56987165
>>56987218
Izcils sacerējums, draugs!
>>56987520
faggot
*knock* *knock* *knock*
>>56987731
I've not told anyone that Baltic internet memes have haunted me for years because they'd probably think that I was crazy, so I really needed to get it off my chest. I rarely post here, I lurk most of the time. Please understand.
Now that I'm limiting my exposure to /balt/, I'll be taking my leave for now.
>>56987941
"Go away"
>>56987941
Come in and watch wrestling with me, anime.
>>56987941
door is CLOSE
>>56987941
i knocked up ur mum lmoa
Cya at 9am anon!
my head is of an ache xdddd
>>56988286
ok, bring the lube
>>56988393
take it off xDDD
go to mexico :DDDD
>>56988685
hello tegzas :DDDDDDD
>>56989107
eyy bb ;DDD
who /strokingtheircockrightnow/ here?
IN HERE, FAGGOTS
>>56985661
>>56985661
>>56985661
>>56989370
btw i am a female
Kill me
>>56989893
fuck off nigger austria
