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happy easter to all of England but NOT norn iron, scotland or wales.
crayon pop
WTF
THIS FLAG
I'm offended
just deployed an airborn fart from 10,000 ft
Any recommended resources for learning JS for people who already know basic programming?
Don't want to have to skim 15 pages on "how to declare variable" and "type 2+3 in the interpreter and marvel at the output!".
Anyone here from Hertfordshire?
![DIA[다이아] 내 친구의 남자친구 M V.webm](https://i.imgur.com/rsN2FSi.jpg "DIA[다이아] 내 친구의 남자친구 M V")
kpop t͏bh fa͏m
He is risen
have made two Initial D editions in a row just a tiny bit too late
steaming
I T D O E S N T M A T T E R A N Y W A Y
>>56966766
Stick around instead of leaving please
>>56966794
nah i'm from 'fuck off yank and stop posting karen'
>This is a 10/10 meal in britbongistan
>>56966792
good lad, how was the trip?
>>56966794
Are you?
why don't they teach us this in school...
kpop tbf maytees
>>56966833
We used to have a kettle just like that. Then my mum won the lotto and now we've got a Russell Hobbs kettle.
>>56966830
I've never heard of that place
sounds fancy
>>56966845
no
>Google the norn language
>Get Northern Ireland
Fug
Poleaboos cut from last night, today
Cut himself while staring at a pic of her
It could be likened to masturbation
>>56966865
Where are you from, handsome? :3
>when your own thread is dire as fuck you have to come to another
howling
>>56966739
Fuck off, this is a holiday for all 4 nations.
>really sunny out
>shut blinds
>gets really dark
>open blinds, turn light on
>pisses it down with rain for 5 minutes then is sunny again
>close blinds, turn light off
I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS SHIT WEATHER REEEEEEEEE
>>56966854
they dabbin
>>56966837
really good, didnt last long enough but she's coming here in July so it's all good, I would suggest going to seoul at the very minimum
fresh kpop desu lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CF_13UVS-k
I can feel a beer poo coming on lads
>>56966865
It's very nice.
why did you want to know about hethdfidsjfshire?
Poleaboos cut from last night, today
Cut himself while staring at a pic of her
It could be likened to masturbation
>>56966881
Forgot pic
>>56966878
Please stick around and don't leave the general.
can't say i'm a fan of this thread
>>56966924
I GOT CHOO
snorted a line of dandruff
@56966927
not a fan of this cutting gimmick t͏bh rasheediboo
>>56966890
Richmond
>>56966926
I liked the name
it comes off the tongue in a pleasing way
>>56966927
ew what the fuck man get a grip and fuck off
Would you fug a sausage?
would you live here lads
>>56966957
big fan of this gimmick of not giving him (You)s
>>56966924
how did you end up meeting her?
also who's your favourite kpop group?
>>56966818
>>56966766
dont listen to him, off you fuck
>>56966982
>londonistan
NOPE
>>56966963
Wasn't Virginia mainly settled by Scots? :)
>>56966927
a pic of whom?
>>56966865
I was born in Hertfordshire but moved to Derbyshire
>>56966982
Paved with gold desu
>>56966766
Does it uh,
make you """"""""""""""cross""""""""""""""?
anime lol
Karen saved the whole show
>>56966975
yeah but she's really pushing it
>>56966975
haram
>>56966963
stealing this karen.
though can you please stay away from our country ,yank
>>56966987
on interpals lol
desu i dont even listen to kpop often but I like this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWfsla_Uh80
imagine the indignity of being born welsh scottish or irish wew
>>56966963
>Richmond
Can I move there and come live with you?
anime posters should post more anime more often
nan just sent me this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfY1lfFu8j8
please stop posting anime
my wife's son killed himself after his favourite anime ended and it triggers my memories
>>56967024
but isami was best
>>56967065
no you dense cunt, I meant whose pic was he starting at when cutting himself
why is poleaboo still a thing
begone! shoo! shoo!
>>56967070
>my wife's son killed himself
luckkkaaayyyyy
>56967065
Fuck off you attention seeking twat
>>56967089
The Polish girl
stop giving poleaboo, or poleapoo as i like to call him (You)s
>>56966901
nope:)
Anime.
>>56967056
How's this.
>>56967113
this desu
fucking jf
>>56967056
good idea
>>56967090
>>56967113
Why do you hate Poleaboo, all that he wants is to have his feelings acknowledged
>>56967002
Appalachia was largely settled by the Scots-Irish but the eastern part of the state had people from across the British Isles
>>56967012
Do you like it? Derbyshire is a good name too
>>56967040
I've already been to Scotland desu
>>56967055
yes
Jared I told you to control your yellow fever
>>56967127
You do realise England is more Muslim than all other three countries combined?
>>56966854
Pharaoh think he slick...
HE DABBIN
>>56967131
Kaiba boy
>>56967131
i unironically look like Seto irl
>playing Project Reality on a US server
>get put in a squad full of nonwhites
>they have absolutely no spatial awareness, can't think on their feet, can't follow basic directions and can't play the objective
the Bell Curve was right
>le boat race
>most of the racers are doing shitty MPhils purely to make themselves eligible for the race
ah yes how historic
@56967110
the world is full of polish girls, he should just go on to interpals and get a new one. Besides aren't there millions of them in britain? ffs
>>56967180
You do realise England is more developed than all other three countries combined?
>almost april already
fuck my life
>>56967151
>I've already been to Scotland desu
*starts breathing heavily and angrily*
>>56967180
yes but you still dont get a 'happy easter' from the OP
Rorkes fighting back in Brussels
unironically have a rollex
does poleaboo have a rollex? thought not
everyone look at my watch and rate it (highly - obviously). also poleaboo cant rate my watches but everyone else can.
>>56967238
please don't post my picture in this thread
Riot happening at Bourse in Brussels. Far right kicking off.
>>56967238
why didn't he just heem her
>>56967149
He's mentally ill
He's annoying as fuck
Hope he fucks off
>>56967228
Yes, because it's so easy for someone like me to get a Polish gf
>>56967231
Imagine being the guy making these
>>56967238
This seems a really personal thing to be putting on a sign
>>56967233
>trading 1400 of your daughters for curry and beheadings in the street is developed?
>>56967246
Not even sure why he's wishing us Happy easter. His local Imam won't be happy.
>>56967287
>giving him (You)s
STOP
>>56967233
You do realise how petty this 'muh England', 'muh Wales', 'muh Irnbru' talk is?
I use reaction images like this a lot. I also have autism and and underdeveloped brain.
>>56967272
>ugly gypsy shiny bling bling 12 year old watches
piss off
junghans or bust
We are once race, the Oxford vs Cambridge boat race.
>>56967296
imagine being the englander who has to live this every day.
>>56967233
>English water.jpeg
>>56967272
>bin laden watch
>rolex
youre a walking meme lad
even your rich buddies think youre a joke
>>56967324
oh big player with the $2.5k watch
*sites back with my rollex and chopard watch on. i've begun calling with verb where i lay back with both watches on as "rollexing"*
>boat race
>all of the men are above 6 foot minus the man who chats shit
>>56967296
talented and on the recieving end of endless of (You)s?
>>56967272
>having a watch in the CURRENT YEAR
lol, doesn't your phone tell the time m8?
>>56967343
Imagine being part of the UK
Currently obsessed with Danielle Sharp.
Are girls really capable of being funnier than "funny for a girl"
((((((((RARE KARENS)))))))))
>>>/c/2620311
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@56967292
it's easy for everyone to get a polish gf. Leave your house once in a while and you'll find out
>>56967367
>>56967349
ummm do not talk to me like that sweetie i have a rollex
>>56967272
Poleaboo supposes it's alright though he doesn't think it's worth thousands or whatever you pay for a Rolex
>>56967368
>imagine having a cuckstamp in the corner of your flag
>>56967388
don't you mean a lorex zhang
>>56967343
>Not being an Englander
Sorry 4 your loss lad lmao
>>56966818
>>56966989
I confused nao
Happy easter, btw
@56967380
gavin from rooster teeth's sister
also fuck off yank
>>56967378
imagine her face in ecstasy
>Rolex
>a fake one at that
pleb
>British tourist killed in San Francisco
>The male attacker accomplice was described as being black, in his 30s or 40s, and around 5 ft 10 inches tall.
what is wrong with blacks?
>>56967404
if that'll help you swallow the blistering fact that my 'too legit to quit' watch could better the sun in a game of light reflectioning
>>56967428
>her
>>56967383
Really?
I step out the front door and a Polish girl will be magnetically drawn to me?
>>56967440
they're black
>>56967422
Oh god, is it really?
>>56967428
I do, often.
>>56967407
>willingly accepting islam
w e w nigel al-cuckani
>>56967297
>>56967272
fakewatchbustas 2bh
dling the karen anime
>>56967436
i literally have the paper work. it's kept in the part of my room that i've begun calling the 'all things rolex' area of my room.
>you will never touch a soft peachy arse
http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1459085444818.webm
JUST
People who are against the EU need a better sense of perspective
>muh granny can't hoover properly
wow you're all literally so jealous that i have a rolex lol
i also have a chopard watch but people dont know about chopard haha no you cannot touch my rolex or chopard watch tehehe ;)
@56967446
if a polish girl was in front of your front door when you open it, then yes
Karen.
good multiplayer game that will help with my crippling loneliness
>>56967499
I bet it's fake like ya mums tits
Pointless thread...
Holy shit it's judgement day outside
>different races have different facial features, different skin tones, different types of skulls, different bone densities and bone structure, different muscle types, different blood types, different susceptibility and resistance to diseases and illness, different lifespans, different sized brains, etc
>they are 100% equal in intelligence
>>56967246
I spent several days in St. Andrews
was nice
![[HorribleSubs] Hello!! Kiniro Mosaic - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.15_[2015.04.12_21.52.06].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/M85Wo8g.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Hello!! Kiniro Mosaic - 02 [720p].mkv snapshot 06.15 [2015.04.12 21.52.06]")
>>56967505
D E S S
>>56967506
Rocket League
>>56967487
delete this
>>56967506
walk around aiming the light reflection from your rolex on people oh wait lmao
>>56967514
all these flavours and you picked salty? lol i picked a rolex so ? :)
>>56967499
>>56967499
I have a helicopter
>>56967353
>i've begun calling with verb
whut
>>56967440
Throughout 6,000 years of recorded history, the Black African Negro has invented nothing. Not a written language, weaved cloth, a calendar, a plow, a road, a bridge, a railway, a ship, a system of measurement, or even the wheel. (Note: This is in reference to the pure-blooded Negro.) He is not known to have ever cultivated a single crop or domesticated a single animal for his own use (although many powerful and docile beasts abounded around him.) His only known means of transporting goods was on the top of his hard burry head. For shelter he never progressed beyond the common mud hut, the construction of which a beaver or muskrat is capable.
Karen dessi o ne
>>56967524
Asians and jews are smarter then whites then retard lmao
>>56967542
>>56967555
>when the rolex fits just right
Azusa.
>>56967561
so edgy
give me one reason to date a british """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""girl"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" over an asian
There's been ambulances outside all day because some guy got very badly injured in the firm across the road and my family have been stood at the window watching and phoning neighbours talking about it for hours, I told them to just chill out for a bit and my brother had a right go at me calling me heartless and shit. I'm curious about what happened too but whats the point of obsessing about it all day, don't they have anything better to do? or is he right and should I give a fuck about it? he's rustled me a bit, thanks for reading and please subscribe
What would you rather
Live in a council estate that's 100% white
or
Live in a semi detached middle class street that's 100% paki/nigger
>>56967568
retard
>>56967539
I've got a yacht with several submissive Filipino cabin boys
How long do you take between sets?
90s here.
![[Chibiki] Puchimas!! - 12 [360p][6780F3A3].mkv_snapshot_01.20_[2014.04.14_20.56.45].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/i9RsrDA.jpg "[Chibiki] Puchimas!! - 12 [360p][6780F3A3].mkv snapshot 01.20 [2014.04.14 20.56.45]")
>>56967574
ara ara
>>56967272
i think it would be funny to "create youtube videos where a really inappropriate song plays over the credits" would be a funny idea, lad
>>56967504
That can't be true
Why are the other Polish girls persuing legal action against me then?
>>56967583
They don't sound like somebody stamping on a bag of cats when you have sex with them.
>>56967358
What a life
>>56967343
It's satire
>>56967568
found your theme song lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxjdg_D5YQY
>>56967589
The council estate.
Because I've already done that.
>>56967583
the only downside is hafu babies
>>56967473
dig it out for us then big man
>>56967583
They don't have chinky eyes
>>56967583
>elliot rodgering your progeny
>>56967589
probably kill myself
also my captcha said kickapoo LOL kick a poo!!!!!!!!!!
>>56967590
>>56967601
proles must adhere to the following criteria to respond to me
>have a rolex
ohhhhh too bad sweetheart?
>>56967621
>not skepta's 'rolex sweep'
Did a dream about AnnaSophia Robb lads. It was especially weird because she seemed to remember me from the last time I dreamt of her about 8 years ago. Also made me realise how lonely I am.
>>56967533
MUH POUNDS
>>56967568
does it have scratches on?
>>56967603
what kind of baby weights are you lifting
Just remembered I have a stash of whippits under my bed.
Giz' a choon I can mong out to,
>>56967620
i bet all 1400 of those girls thought it was satire being pumped into their wombs too.
>>56967621
why did Wiley,Skepta, Dizzee and Lethal B go into this pop-type shit
>>56967589
council estate lol
>>56967641
>kickapoo
going to use as a synonym for liverpool on /sp/
>>56967583
If you have girls as children it's ok because they'll be attractive. But if you have boys they'll be cucks.
>>56967601
Can I cum aboard? ;) Haha
@56967617
you probably deserve it
>>56967583
self respect
>>56967681
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVE IT YEAAAAAAA
>>56967420
He's a cunt, don't listen to him. Modern Englishmen realise France is our only ally left.
Want to perhaps... Consummate our alliance, Frenchie? ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B6YBnlrJBw
>>56967684
>Using a Tenacious D song as a synonym for Liverpool
They're going to bully you for that lad.
>>56967681
money
shows you how worthless grime is, they abandon it the first chance they get
>>56967504
>>56967383
>>56967694
bit rude
>>56967583
https://www.reddit.com/r/asianmasculinity
Having a cheeky far right riot in Brussels
>>56967589
The latter doesn't exist and I don't answer hypothetical questions.
http://news.sky.com/story/1667909/riot-police-confront-mob-in-brussels-square
what
>>56967681
lethal b won 10 grand on a orse so dont even matter lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpIFKKa1u-U
>>56967681
It's all about that C.R.E.A.M.
>>56967677
hehe
>>56967743
>>56967755
ooooh cheeky
>>56967734
go back to your general, wog >>56958223
easter isn't the only thing rising
>>56967717
>tenacious D
>>56967771
bit rude /pol/
Just did a cummy and now it's in my tummy :3
>>56967633
service paper
gott strafe england
>>56967777
Jesus is too.
>>56967707
Thanks lod
>>56967735
What the fuck is this
>oppose radical islam
>"far right fascist"
>>56967694
Regardless, I'm not delusional enough to think that I'm entitled to a Polish gf simply by virtue of existing
The bitches seem to only date their own, it's an impossible game
>>56967528
leave this place, yank
>>56967793
you fucking pleb haha
>>56967755
This is much worse than any bombing. ISIS have tricked us again, they WANT this.
>>56967793
how many apps you got on your watch?
>>56967804
Don't tell me k-pop poster was a chink all along?
bored out of my brain lads
>>56967814
do not utter such words to me, prole
>>56967804
the horror of the asian male
race traitors beware, it can happen to you
50% every child you have
you willing to spin that wheel?
>>56967793
Doxxed
>be 7 years old
>Age of Empires I is out fuck yeah
>need a username
>name starts with a T and I want a cool adjective to go with it
>terrible, no
>terrific, no
>uhh
>tenacious fuck yes
>end up using it forever
>discover 'Tenacious D'
>my name is forever poisoned
>>56967793
what geeza did you get this from
>>56967804
the gift that keeps on giving
>>56967786
WE WUZ ROMANS N SHIEET
>>56967793
Oh my god SO fucking fake I could easily make that in Microsoft Word you lying cunt
>>56967272
paki behaviour desu, trying to show off a fake watch
>the same posters who use anime reaction images are the ones who complain about emasculation of society
a double bed
and a stalwart lover for sure
ah so the proles flock to me, like a father figure, when they come to the shattering realisation that i do indeed have a rollex
well it is too late, proles. too late.
*the last thing you see as i close the door to the rolex club is a smug, snarky smile of self-satisfaction*
ta ta!
>>56967793
>sub 1k rolex
lol mate, mine isnt even gold and its over a large in funny money
>>56967805
They are literally calling themselves fascists hahaha
i be placing snitches inside lakes and ditches
anyone want the bounties left over from my celebrations box
>>56967914
>bounties
@56967806
polish girls are famous for liking med cock. I have 3 polish qts from interpals that will visit me shortly in Italy. Maybe you were just born in the wrong country
>>56967898
thats the service charge you prole
>>56967914
Yeah they're my favourites 2bh.
>>56967913
and if I catch AIDS then imma start raping bitches
>>56967805
Oswald Mosley was based though; he wasn't anti-semitic, too; he was anti-anti-British.
Based Mosley
>>56967898
mong tbf
>>56967914
>>56967927
>not liking bounties
>rolex
Meme watch. Come back when you've got a Tag.
>>56967793
>sub-grand """"rollie""""
>in Brucedollars too
so what's that, like 20 quid? nice of the looky-looky man to give you a receipt though
ahhh easter...
the day detritus normos stuff their fat faces with disgusting dairy laden crap
>currently sharing /brit/ with people who don't like bounties
>>56967984
ah the proles are misguided. i put too much confidence in their ability to distinguish between a service fee and an actual price
>>56967977
ah you prole. a tag is what -- $500? my service charge is almost double that, prole. run along, prole. run along.
>ahhh easter...
>the day detritus normos stuff their fat faces with disgusting dairy laden crap
>>56967812
I have some japanese comic shows to watch anyway
>>56967945
No no he wasn't
>people still use watches
>in 2016
Favourite musician, director, novelist, poet and visual artist?
>>56967804
>>56967853
>k-pop is a threat and they know it
This would be great satire if he wasn't serious.
got my job as an investment banker because i wore a rolex to my interview
Easter?
>>56967380
Girls are top lads.
>>56968055
they're useful during sex tbqh
>>56968040
Why is he in the bathroom with it?
>>56968057
katy perry
>I got scammed out of >$1000 to get the battery changed on my """"real"""" rollie
>this proves that it's real
>>56968070
what's going on here
>>56968073
I don't have to worry about owning one then
>>56968070
he's not even trying
>It's not my fault I'm fat
hey just my watch and the pocket change I had on me
>>56967998
And a tip to you my atheist friend :^)
God bless you!
Saw some gormless runt walking about in a full rabbit costume.
>>56968069
yes you abhorrent mongoloid paki
>>56968073
most people have sex in bedrooms. get a bedside alarm clock, you slouch
absolute degen. out of my sight
>>56968089
wahey (for 10 minutes)
Might treat myself to a new sex toy. Any recommendations?
>>56968086
*lifts up spectacles and pinches glasses* the official rolex repair centre do not even touch non-rolex watches. not that you would know, prole. i could literally buy your entire suburb with the second hand of my watch.
>>56967945
He was pretty photogenic.
>>56967955
>>56968007
i don't like the pair of you
>>56968060
>gif
fuck off
>>56968129
Me ;)
>>56968057
Bowie, Wes Anderson, Tolstoy, Seamus heaney and Vermeer
>>56968104
what do you work as lad?
>>56968152
All me
>>56968104
kill yourself
>>56968125
I have sex in my gf's room and afaik she doesn't have a clock
Might have a read at this and some body language books so I can fit in with the normies more.
Feel like I've hit a brick wall with them as far as conversation goes.
>>56968087
Parading his new navy suit.
>>56968060
anyone got this ritsu in full? can't find it in my folder
>>56968145
Would you kindly
>>56968104
*gives you the secret rolex handshake*
greetings, comrade
>>56968159
How much do you cost?
>>56968182
whatever's vegan
>>56968182
where are the starters
>>56968133
is having a rolex a prerequisite to shag aussie girls? why do you care so much about it? Is it literally your only accomplishment in life in both past, present and future?
>>56968185
I read it a few years ago
Most of the advice is for business settings and not actually useful for making friends
>>56968200
*Delicately kisses the top of your hand*
And a fine good afternoon to you, too.
https://strawpoll.me/7199359
https://strawpoll.me/7199359
https://strawpoll.me/7199359
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>>56968033
>buying a fake rolex with your parents money
>still thinking your rich
btfo bogan cunt
>british specialities
>Rolex
More like Prole-ex
>>56968166
quant for an ib, ficcs
>>56968182
spoons big breakfast
>>56968182
The smoked haddock looks p. good
Get that and a bloody mary.
>>56968182
Bucks Fizz, Steak Frittes, Bread and Butter pud
>>56968210
oh i was thinking of the vector but this is good too haha
>>56968228
*as you're talking i spit into your mouth*
ah i got him!
>>56968173
what a vapid idiot
>>56968251
Having a nice holiday, gav?
>rolex
more like pro lapse
coming down with a case of the JUSTs
>>56968051
Shoo, shoo traitor.
>>56968231
I guess that's me fucked then
>Have £6,000 in bank from working and having no social life
>Planned on using it for learning a trade because I can't stand sitting in an office all day
>Having second thoughts now
Fuck help me.
>>56968160
>Bowie, Anderson, Heaney
Pleb-tier
>Tolstoy and Vermeer
Strongly doubt you're able to fully appreciate their work since we've already established you're a pleb
*boards at Eton for my gap year*
you boys wanna go play some footy? better put on my sporting rolex in that case
>hey you, the muscles and the long hair, telling me that women are superior to men. Most guys just don't appreciate this, you just try convincing me you're better than them. So he talks for hours about his sensitive soul and his favourite subject is sex. I don't think he even wanted it, Christ this guys too much"
Based Lush blowing nu-male feminists the fuck out 20 years before it was cool
WHAT THE FUCK? I HATE WATCHES NOW
>>56968276
if you spat in my mouth I would kick the shit out of you, then I would smash that rolex up your arse.
>>56968228
How's it feel knowing >>56968276 just spat in your mouth?
>>56968311
go travelling lad
enjoy life
State ae that Nationalist march in Glasgow for fuck sake, pure yer da behaviour
>>56968320
its okay to start to hate something you cant have so that it doesnt feel as bad
>>56968321
*gives you a wet willy as you're talking*
haha silly proles are so cute when they're angry!
busted spuds
>>56968316
Split is a p good pop album
>>56968251
Better than turk food
>spending your money on frivolous items
>not whacking it all straight in an index fund
plebs, the lot of you
>>56968057
Can't decide on a favourite musician when there's so, so many I enjoy
>>56968311
>>Have £6,000 in bank
>go traveling they say
Fuck that, I only travel when I have a destination set in mind. If I don't then it's just wandering about doing fuck all.
anyone need a timed demolition? have a few spare rolexes i dont need anymore and can therefore obviously use them as a timer for a little fireworks display
might just place it on my sweaty little testy sack otherwise could use with a good ball hammering
night lads been a good'un
what condoms should I buy for my 8 inch dick
>>56968413
This is /brit/, not /belg/
>>56968311
Become a plasterer, spend the other £5900 on prozzies from adultwork
>walk past thread
>hear the proles squealing and scratching about
>throw them a few scraps
>the squealing intensifies
>walk away from thread as the screams echo behind me
>>56967378
If I were her older brother I think I would have tormented her through her awkward teenage years. Stuff like making fun of her braces or non-sexually poking her in the vagina through her underwear. Things a brother would do.
could use a friend
>>56968344
I wouldn't say anything, because I feel guilty for having had a threesome with your gf and sister. You would walk away feeling strong, even though you are cucked (basically you would become an american).
>>56968334
I already answered that, get on with the times grandpa
>>56968376
>My taste in music is so eclectic LOLZ, I like everything from Madonna to Tinie Tempah xD
Fuck off pleb
>>56968182
Hotel fucking du vin.
Get the mussels
>>56968435
Goodnight, my love *blows you a kiss*
>>56968421
does anyone esle wish they could have a threesome with two girls like this, who display a very different but equally attractive phenotype? That's what turns me on the most about threesomes 2bh.
>>56968298
No
He is the traitor
>>56968490
wew lad
>>56968435
Night
>>56968311
Buy some guitars and drugs.
That's all I do with my money
only reason i want a gf is so i can relate to 90% of music
>>56968477
*some smelly wog is talking in his hand-gesture language to me so i immediately turn to all my high profile friends and obnoxiously say*
AY MAMA MIA THATSA SPICEYA MEATBALLA! AYY DONNY LOOK AT THE FOOTBALLA AYE! haha i do not understand a word this stupid wog is saying.
aishas sister has a trans bf
https://twitter.com/elenaamiles/status/714036597453406208
>>56968477
>>56968522
Are you actually Italian? If yes, can I come stay with you for a while?
>>56968522
>tfw have had a foursome with three girls but not a threesome with two girls
every time somebody asks if I've had a threesome I have to say no
>>56968490
>not having a new favourite artist every 2 weeks
You're the pleb mate
>>56968473
lewd post
lads how did the rhinoceros get its skin?
>>56968522
HAHA THAT CAT IS DRINKING TEQUILA!!!!
>>56968547
shit taste in fashion
>>56968545
You're making me miss Roasted Bread and his friends.
>>56968525
I have the power to make real the one you love
>>56968564
Possibly the plebbiest post I've ever seen.
>when you get those white bumps under the skin just waiting to be popped
Hate them, lads. You try to pop them but you just can't get them and you end up just tearing your skin
>>56968576
they have it from birth
>>56968562
story
>>56968605
top slag
think i can rest easy tonight knowing that i've made my impact on /brit/ for the day
>I don't believe the so called 'Royal Family' speak for England now and I don't think England needs them. I do seriously believe that they are benefit scroungers and nothing else
what a warrior
>>56968653
is it a man
>>56968653
such an inspiration
>>56968653
10/10 would fuck
>>56968547
ferb @elenaamiles
note to self: i hate whites
>>56968653
lmao
>>56968550
why though?
>>56968562
you have 3 hands? wew
>>56968545
*some smelly leb dressed like a bogan waves his koran while he spits around and points at his queer friends not listening to him while they shitpost on their mobile phones*
I pull up an emu costume start running after all you plonkers and you run away scared shitless
>>56968653
haha lets make fun of mentally ill people!
>>56968633
hanging out with 3 girls and drinking, got drunk as shit and they proposed it, didnt even have to initiate, put it in all of them and got sloppy, next day had a sore throat from all the licking
>your twink boyfriend will never nap next to you on the sofa after Sunday lunch with his skinny jeans-wearing legs draped over your lap whilst you plough through the weekend FT
>>56968686
>I pull up an emu costume start running after all you
how uncouth. i'll have the cheque to go, waiter.
>>56968653
>still has the confidence to post pictures of self
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
>>56968653
that poor lad who has to put up with her shit irl
>>56968707
>being this new
Wew lad
>>56968653
that haircut makes her even cuter
well good afternoon
mental illness is a post 9-11 social meme
>>56968744
>her
anon......................
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-35907980
/dead girls/
>>56968754
yeah no one was mentally ill before 9/11
mong
>>56968653
>anxiety
>is willing to post her images completely publicly on Twitter
Think she's got symptoms of 'bullshitter' too
>>56968711
>tfw you will never be him
>>56968716
>how uncouth
I have an emu costume, I am not dressed like your mum
>>56968653
Looks like a man. Is this what you faggots keep going on about when you talk about the commies? Are you talking about wanting to fuck these men? Fucking gaybos.
>>56968752
warm out
Sara > Nick > Aisha > Rosy
>>56968765
>Leeds
Good riddance
this 2bh
>>56968707
fuck off autist
does my prole/rolex gimmick have potential lads?
>>56968789
spanish weather
>>56968744
>>56968677
she looks like a tranny, get some standards
>>56968781
You're mentally ill if you think mental illness is real
my one rule for a gf is that they have never unironically posted a selfie of themselves
I literally don't care what they look like, so long as I know they are self obsessed normies
>>56968798
fuck u
>>56968763
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cea-HcPWwAI5GZD.jpg:large
>Implying
>>56968807
prolex
>>56968783
she had pics before of her posing in the loony bin
>>56968783
she's just histrionic, that's what most of these twitter narcissists have
>>56968795
>Nick
you gay?
>>56968812
on my way back to england now
>Sara
>Aisha
>Kev
>PJW
what is it with /brit/ and making fun of the mentally impaired?
>>56968709
this happened
>>56968827
Enjoy staying single forever then. The electronic jew has already infected an entire generation.
england win the legsquare cup????
>>56968845
post dem
>odds are at least one /brit/ poster has died
RIP Craven
RIP sersh lad
Why are italian people so rude?
wearing makeup must be uncomfortable
cba walking around with a greasy/oily face all day
>>56968852
6th time this week
>>56968843
You can check yourself into the loony bin any time you feel like it.
>>56968850
Why the fuck would I list a grill above him if I was gay? Use your noggin, son.
>>56968795
what about caramelputa?
My penis smells of cheese
Shit lads, she's on to us.
>>56968886
greasiness and pizza
it's another day of wind and rain
Delightful
>>56968894
in duty free now, see if i can get some food
>>56968881
I went to the funeral of one /brit/ poster so I know this is the case.
>>56968653
is she irish?
>>56968919
>being this new
>>56968896
just saying how far she's willing to go to show off how mental she fancies herself to be
>>56968919
>she unironically says "fuckboy"
WEW
>>56968902
you might be a little bit gay
>>56968932
don't know the rest of the day to do
>>56968881
the craven curse
>>56968940
plastic paddy
>>56968939
WEW were you the lad who went to thomas' funeral? was that real?
>>56968919
>communistloser
at least she's got an appropriate name
>>56968903
Oh yeah, I forgot about her. I think I'd put her above Rosy only because I get the feeling she adores white cock secretly and would be a demon between the sheets.
>>56968906
Yeah but what kind of cheese?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9EF-r4LMUI&feature=youtu.be
imagine going home with a white girl and waking up next to an asian one
wild lol
>>56968964
>she
>>56968966
just see how it goes
>>56968919
all these commies executed by a firing squad WHEN
>>56968988
remember seeing her tweet something like "i just wanna get fucked so hard that i cry"
>>56969005
>Xer
>>56968987
loooooooooool
>>56968992
mini baby bellend
>>56969013
talk t'ye again
>>56968982
Yeah. I didn't stick around for long or go to the wake, I just gave my condolences to his dad and left. I posted about this when it happened.
>>56968996
imagine all those chemicals on your skin all the time
she will look like dogshit in a few years, just like that turkish makeup woman
>>56969038
bye!
>>56968944
I go on /pol/ to shitpost most of the time. I'm only here to shitpost some more for my holiday.
>>56968996
WoW sHe iS sO tAlEnTeD!!!
any fresh bread in the oven?
NEW
>>56969072
>>56969072
>>56969072
>>56969072
>>56969072
>>56969016
Jesus Christ muh dick. Imagine what those lips would feel like wrapped around your willy. Wew.
>>56968996
>Danin Krystal5 hours ago
>asain became an european lady by make up. u r talent.
why are lefties not claiming racism
>>56968903
>Call me a dirty cum loving whore whole you fuck me or else you're a meninist sorry I don't make the rules
wew
>>56969085
lightning fast
like
wow
just wow
>>56968996
>make up tutorial
let me guess, it has 10,000,000 hits
>>56969025
>misgendering
fucking shitlord
oh my...
JANNY
HE HAS AWOKEN
Hello Mr. Janitor
do as you wish but keep it consistent please senpai
4-3
>>96
>>56969146
niccolo is such a fag name, everyone who has it is a beta nu male
The amount of people that just went JANNY proves the predictable, smart arse nature of this thread
tfw your waifu uses meaningless buzzwords
https://twitter.com/kriemhildsrache/status/714089894293946368
>>56969207
ah yes
i too am superior to these simpletons, see you in the mensa meeting lad
had a couple of beer and this sunday instantly got a whole lot more promising lads
>the Janny is laughing at us right now
>The AMOUNT of PEOPLE that JUST went JANNY proves THE predictable, SMART arse NATURE of this THREAD
Asuka.
FROM HIS SLUMBER HE RETURNS
>>56969207
alri janny
>>56969216
>>56969216
>waifu
>>56969266
EMphaSIS
>>56969245
>>56969266
>>56969276
All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
>>56969216
You know nothing about my waifu
>>56969296
ooh you so sensitive
what does it mean if you get 27 tinder matches in one night
>>56969305
FONT
>>56969265
>saggy tits
>>56969318
that you're a normie twat and need to fuck off
>>56969305
get the fuck out of my hugbox
>All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZL3axcwDz8
>>56969305
this is our safe space, fuck off cuck
>>56969349
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
>Hello, I am the janitor
>>56969345
why
is that good
>>56969376
good, no one wants normie cretins like you here
And there he goes...
As quickly as he arrived...
Good bye, Janny...
>try and
>>56969146
Should've been "Make Florence Great Again."
t. history expert
fresh bread
>>56969427
>>56969427
>>56969427
>>56969427
>>56969268
is worst girl
>>56969305
>mfw I greentext irl
oh my ...
>>56969479
povvo cunt
haha!
he's done it again lads
we're numbered
asuka
JANNY
fucking hell haha
literally past 500 posts and he won't allow a new thread
what kind of a man work on Easter ?
>HOW much did you say he gets paid?!
Janny is not a brexit supporter
>>56969559
>page 6
i wonder why
>>56969570
A godless heathen.
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/714099455600041984
good post
why are we so fast again
>>56969578
>Janny is literally Angela Merkel
thank you for your hard work janny! Even on easter? You're a model employee, keep it up and you'll get a raise!
>>56968596
Don't listen to him Anon, aeeugh.
