Ahh, the french...
>>56957087
>AGHHHHH THEE FRENCH CHAMPAGNE
>>56957158
>"The taste of French champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence. There's a California champagne by Paul Masson, inspired by that same French excellence. It's fermented in the bottle and, like the best French champagne, it's vintage dated. Paul Masson's superb taste shouldn't be too surprising. This champagne doesn't come from France, but it was created by a man who did: Paul Masson. Paul Masson will sell no wine before its time."
>>56957309
heres your
>(you)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3B3C5hR1lk
>>56957743
Mwaaaah
>>56957087
Ahh, Easter Eggs
thoughts?
>>56958147
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "lol why don't Americans celebrate Easter", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a stupid Christian holiday. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL WHY DON'T AMERICANS CELEBRATE EASTER." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>56958593
Thoughts?
>>56958709
>americans
>thoughts
pick 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhWM4_pIKVg
Mrs Buckley's Green Peaness
