If all countries went to war in teams of two, who would your country partner with? I think we would inevitably side up with Canada.
>>56889349
France probably
Or maybe australia
We'd take Israel, our scrappy enforcer that only listens to us, and barely at that
One of the med bros
I think Spain is with Portugal and France with Belgium, so we are a team with Greece
But if we count small countries we get Vatican or San Marino
we are neutral and will remain as such
>>56889445
Maybe we could trio up
>>56889349
:) We got this, buddy.
>>56889525
fuck
>>56889349
The union of socialist soviet republics.
Together, we split up Poland between us two.
>>56889549
Should we invite Australia/New Zealand and go for an anglo only world? Or just let them burn?
France, pls.
>>56889624
>Canada
>Anglo
We'd happily join up with the Yanks and Pommes but you guys should've genocided the French years ago tbph
USA because we are USA's bitch
Also Germany, because we are Germany's bitch
neutral if USA and Germany aren't in the same team
>>56889624
Pretty sure Australia and New Zealand are already partnered up, but no doubt they'd follow us to war like they always do
>>56889683
We'll kill them all once the war starts, don't worry.
>>56889762
Based. Canada confirmed gr8
>>56889624
Re-establish the empire, conquer Ireland, India, Singapore and Hong Kong, and even re-establish the mandate in Israel.
>>56889624
>anglo only world
No thanks. Your countries are second tier. I'd rather have a Germany+Netherlands+Switzerland+Scandinavia only world.
Germanic > Anglo
>>56889876
>Germanic Caliphate
No
>>56889349
Side up with us and put the end to any war like 1-2-3 :D
>>56889657
France would be a hindrance, but we could probably carry them through it anyway.
>>56889728
>Netherlands
>US's bitch
>Even though never publically evident
>Looks like someone wants to be another pet like Tony Blair's UK
So instead of being Merkel cucks you want to be US cucks?
>>56889989
At this point it would probably at least be more beneficial for them
>>56889872
>Singapore
>Hong Kong
>Conquer
Considering they're getting shaky on China since the neutrality agreement ends in like 10 years, I think they'd gladly welcome the empire back.
>>56890037
Its like a BDSM fetish except the master is unwilling and only doing it to protect a marriage.
Russia
>>56889349
Brasil or Argentina
toughest decision of my life desu
>>56890400
>or Argentina
fuck off if we go to war Uruguay will just be part of Argentina military power
and we'll ally to Brasil
England obviously
USA already have Salvadorans enlisted in their army (a lot of them have fought in the Afghanistan war), so yeah, we are in the USA side definitely. My country is such a cuck.
>>56890489
>implying Brazilians would ever side with you
>>56890508
Oh shit I misread your post.
We would probably side with Honduras kek
Weakest army of all time
>>56890576
What other choice do we have?
>>56890576
Any day. War is not football mate.
>>56890576
But we (Uruguay, Paraguay, Argentina and Brazil) are allies 4ever.
>>56890838
>football
Stop this gimmick.
Belgium
we would die first, but at least we die together <3
>>56891217
Anon, please.
>>56891590
Admit it's called soccer
Finland, we rekt the shit out of russians, poles and germans together before
>>56891918
and look how well it all went
>>56890706
U-us
>>56890838
does the average Brazilian thinks the same though?
>>56890984
THIS
>>56889349
germany
the third time will be the good one
Flag is austrian, but I'm from Hungary, and we'd team up with Poland fo sho.
Polak wegier dwa bratanki and so on and so forth, Hussar Power
I will just stay here in my corner...
Alone...
Probably Syria.
>>56889349
I would say Germany but Germany's track record is kind of bad when it comes to grand wars.
>>56889349
Iran and Russia
Chile, they have a great military history and are a pretty based country desu.
>>56889548
We could be neutral with the Swiss and share all that war money they will have hidden in their vaults.
>>56889349
Panama.
>mfw no neighbor as powerful(militarly) as us
Step the fuck up guys.
Btw, neutral, let the world kill themselves and then we make some $$$$ helping them on the aftermath.
