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mass effect btfo edition
crayon pop
Business idea: I pay for all the lads in /brit/ to come round my house and film a bukkake shoot where I'm the girl
bjork
>Gf is a waitress
>She is attractive so gets above average tips
>Some tables leave up to 10 pound a tip, quite a few five and lots and lots of odd pounds and two pounds.
>She gets this on top of her wage
>Always opens up her tip purse and buys me stuff because it's just filled with pound coins and a wad of notes
>Got a few grand just sitting in a savings account she set up last year on top of other savings and her current account
>I have less money saved than her even though I have a proper waged job
Explain this to me lads.
>If trump wins Im being deported to mexico
>>56875626
>Loses her brand name recognition
>Loses her female privilege
>Suddenly everyone calling her fucking garbo
What a surprise.
If you have a problem with muslims you can go back to /pol/ desu
Thoughts?
adele is fat bitch and her music sucks
Do you like this pic I took? I quite like it..
>>56875444
>>56875496
>>56875560
>>56875601
>>56875630
>popular muslim writes messages praising christians and christian holiday
>gets stabbed
Ahh yes, must be white Dave from down the road!
I really want to fug an English tourist girl I just met. Any advice?
>>56875675
Her tits are no where near that big
>>56875770
wasn't good in the old thread isn't good now
Literally desperate to cum inside my housemate.
>>56875708
I'm in
>>56875770
quite nice is this austria?
>>56875713
L2money management la
>>56875713
>UK
>tips
Fuck off.
new battle fleet update out
Have problems with Muslims desu
Muslims and Christians should be brothers in arms
>>56875772
>what is prejudice
this bint is a professional blogger
>>56875763
LE VAPID REGRESSIVE LEFTIST CULTURAL MARXISTS
SMUG
SHOUTY
MAN
Done absolutely fuck all today
>>56875845
UGLY
>>56875797
Just whack it in an index fuck
>>56875773
Be white, talk to her more, invite her out, have some drinks, pull her, try to get her to ask you back to hers. It's unlikely she'll go back to yours because she probably doesn't want to be shot to death or hacked with a machete in the streets.
>>56874793
You're just clutching at straws now m8. Opinion polls are opinion polls and there are many instances where they have been dead wrong. Troll harder.
>>56875845
my head on the right
>>56875845
and she's fucking disgusting
>>56875834
Bizarro Rasheed
>>56875772
yeah mate, because everyone had access to his fb didn't they
it was obviously some youts who saw a 'paki' and fancied some revenge for Brussels
just bought heroin, benzos and xanax. this easter weekend is going to be fun.
No longer enjoy browsing 4chan
Haven't enjoyed playing video games in years
Now I just spend all my free time lying in bed wishing I was dead.
>>56875772
scots aren't human
i've never seen a muslim in my life
are you jealous, /brit/?
Crayon pop
>>56875845
It's Cara in 8 years
>>56875770
>Barren, boring, shitty snow on a brown, boring hill
Shit picture
>tfw dick's too big
>>56875880
You're on a board with a plethora of hobbies, get a new one la
>>56875788
Mean
>>56875795
Yeah
>>56875845
fucking eyebrows
Lads just found out people browse the front page of 4chan and use it to find threads
Shocking development
>>56875878
>benzos and xanax
>>56875710
It actually says in the Quran that Christians will be killed unless they pay Jizya to muslims in order to have their lives spared.
>>56875909
no because you've obviously never travelled anywhere
>>56875705
>>56875796
Here, from page 324 of The Order of the Phoenix, to give you a typical example, are six consecutive descriptions of the way people speak. "...said Snape maliciously," "... said Harry furiously", " ... he said glumly", "... said Hermione severely", "... said Ron indignantly", " ... said Hermione loftily". Do I need to explain why that is such second-rate writing?
If I do, then that means you're one of the many adults who don't have a problem with the retreat into infantilism that your willing immersion in the Potter books represents. It doesn't make you a bad or silly person. But if you have the patience to read it without noticing how plodding it is, then you are self-evidently someone on whom the possibilities of the English language are largely lost.
This is the kind of prose that reasonably intelligent nine-year-olds consider pretty hot stuff, if they're producing it themselves; for a highly-educated woman like Rowling to knock out the same kind of material is, shall we say, somewhat disappointing.
ah yes, what excellent writing
>>56875878
Degenerate filth.
This holiday is about remembering the resurrection of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.
>>56875880
same
>>56875909
neither have I
>>56875909
What about on the news in early autumn 2001?
>>56875909
American muzzies are usually good lads though.
The EU gets most of the shitty ones.
i9m quite good at this
>If I do, then that means you're one of the many adults who don't have a problem with the retreat into infantilism that your willing immersion in the Potter books represents. It doesn't make you a bad or silly person. But if you have the patience to read it without noticing how plodding it is, then you are self-evidently someone on whom the possibilities of the English language are largely lost.
>This is the kind of prose that reasonably intelligent nine-year-olds consider pretty hot stuff, if they're producing it themselves; for a highly-educated woman like Rowling to knock out the same kind of material is, shall we say, somewhat disappointing.
That's why I'm with Irwin Mitchell.
>>56875954
lad the harry potter books are kids books aimed at kids
How are Westerners supposed to fix their falling birthrates when people can barely afford to support themselves financially
>Here, from page 324 of The Order of the Phoenix, to give you a typical example, are six consecutive descriptions of the way people speak. "...said Snape maliciously," "... said Harry furiously", " ... he said glumly", "... said Hermione severely", "... said Ron indignantly", " ... said Hermione loftily". Do I need to explain why that is such second-rate writing?
>If I do, then that means you're one of the many adults who don't have a problem with the retreat into infantilism that your willing immersion in the Potter books represents. It doesn't make you a bad or silly person. But if you have the patience to read it without noticing how plodding it is, then you are self-evidently someone on whom the possibilities of the English language are largely lost.
>This is the kind of prose that reasonably intelligent nine-year-olds consider pretty hot stuff, if they're producing it themselves; for a highly-educated woman like Rowling to knock out the same kind of material is, shall we say, somewhat disappointing.
>worshiping a dead jew on a stick
https://www.fb.com/photo.php?fbid=1631938407080992&set=a.1563711463903687.1073741828.100007945443146&type=3&theater
:(
>>56875991
>No Total War games let me play as the Irish
>>56876012
doesn't forgive shit writing
Might do a cheeky sui
>>56876017
>>56876000
why would you post these? nobody reads them
>What's happening is part of a phenomenon I wrote about a couple of years ago when I was asked to comment on Rowling. I went to the Yale University bookstore and bought and read a copy of "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." I suffered a great deal in the process. The writing was dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs." I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing.
>But when I wrote that in a newspaper, I was denounced. I was told that children would now read only J.K. Rowling, and I was asked whether that wasn't, after all, better than reading nothing at all? If Rowling was what it took to make them pick up a book, wasn't that a good thing?
>It is not. "Harry Potter" will not lead our children on to Kipling's "Just So Stories" or his "Jungle Book." It will not lead them to Thurber's "Thirteen Clocks" or Kenneth Grahame's "Wind in the Willows" or Lewis Carroll's "Alice."
>Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
ROWLING BTFO
>>56875922
What about this?
>>56875945
What a shit book
>>56875713
They tip in the UK? I never tipped once in London
>>56876036
Good 'morrow to you my dear friend. It has come to the attention of the author of this here post that you have included a link in your own post. I think your intent was that I, and others, should open that link, read the humourous content upon the other side and report back here in order to dish out (You)s relating to the aforementioned content. But you see, my friend, this is an imageboard. Each post has ample room for an attached image. And so long as that continues to be true, so long as you expect me (and multiple others) to do the legwork for you in opening a link to see the content instead of doing the work yourself by attaching an image, you will be wasting your time. Because, and let me be clear here, I do not EVER open links ITT.
here's the muslim lad who got shanked
https://www.fb.com/photo.php?fbid=1631938407080992&set=a.1563711463903687.1073741828.100007945443146&type=3&theater
this is what integration is all about
fucking devvoed lads
>>56875991
going to fire up the old total war actually good shout
>>56876068
get a better camera
going back home to Devon tomorrow. cant wait. need to leave this shitty city behind for a while.
>>56876041
it actually does, theyre intended to be easy, engaging and fun for kids to read because they are kids books
This is considered a delicacy in Yankland
>>56876068
Convert it to b&w and the contrast will make it a more interesting picture
Otherwise, it's nothing new I haven't seen before
>>56876134
looks fucking nice 2bh
>Here, FROM page 324 of The ORDER of the PHOENIX, to GIVE you a TYPICAL example, ARE SIX CONSECUTIVE descriptions of the way people SPEAK. "...said Snape maliciously," "... said Harry furiously", " ... he said glumly", "... said Hermione severely", "... said Ron indignantly", " ... said Hermione loftily". Do I NEED to EXPLAIN why that is such SECOND-RATE writing?
>If I do, THEN that MEANS you're one of the MANY adults who don't have a PROBLEM with the RETREAT into infantilism that your willing IMMERSION in the Potter books REPRESENTS. It doesn't MAKE you a BAD or silly person. But if you have the PATIENCE to read it WITHOUT noticing how PLODDING it is, then you are SELF-EVIDENTLY someone on whom the POSSIBILITIES of the English LANGUAGE are largely lost.
>THIS is the kind of PROSE that reasonably INTELLIGENT nine-year-olds CONSIDER pretty hot stuff, if they're PRODUCING it THEMSELVES; for a highly-educated WOMAN like Rowling to knock out the SAME KIND OF MATERIALl is, shall we say, somewhat DISAPPOINTING .
>ah yes, what excellent writing
>>56876139
>ever not wrapping your dick
Enjoy the baby and whatever STD she gave you.
>>56876124
books can be easy, engaging and fun without being written poorly
>>56876144
>Convert it to b&w
Lol fuck off
>>56876168
very good post
>>56876134
comfy af
who /paki/ here :DD:D:DDd
>>56876139
Do you think you need to have sex multiple times to get someone preggo lad?
>>56876134
Lose the ketchup and I'd eat it
me on the top
Might invite daft punk round my house
where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
>>56876134
delicious
at work lads
>>56876168
read it in his voice
>>56876213
Literally everyone with a British flag.
https://youtu.be/ANA8SI_KvqI
B L O W N T H E F U C K O U T
L
O
W
N
T
H
E
F
U
C
K
O
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T
Lads, what's it called when a girl is giving you head and she spreads the tip of your dick open and wiggles her tongue in it? Just wanted to know haha
Business idea: ask Scotland if they want more diversity and if they say yes send all the foreigners to Glasgow
>>56876080
Optional.
Nobody is gonna get upset if you don't but it's custom to leave a few quid
Alri leds
>>56876268
VAPID
LEFTIST
REGRESSIVE MARXISTS
>>56876266
no need for that chinky
>>56876224
I'd eat it all since I'm such a little piggy :33
just had an arsehole burning poo
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-35898971
Lads!
The Beavers!
>>56876246
doxxed
>>56876235
You still listening to LCD lad?
thought he was bald lmao
>>56876266
nice immigration rate
>>56876268
CULTURAL MARXISM
>Christianity
>>56876139
lad its only in movies and tv where people have to try for weeks for pregnancy.
Also young people are very fertile
basically you're fucked
alright who's got my kiniro mosaic BD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2wUbgAAydY
>tfw no desi gf
>>56876335
doxxed
>>56876338
Plenty of room to expand, can't say the same about you :^)
>>56876266
cool flag desu
>>56876268
>pretentious TWATS
the memes are real
>>56876301
>Muslims have single-handedly brought the world back to the Cold War in less than 5 years
#REFUGEESWELCOME
so very lonely
>>56876326
I put together a playlist for gatherings and he featured
>>56876393
Get a gf
as a young buck, how do i know if i'm fertile or not?
>>56876301
they hiring migrants to build the fences?
>>56876410
fuck off man
And I wish to you joy and happiness but above all this I wish you love lads.
women are gay
isis aren't muslim
Just saw Ulster outside Bangor Grammar
He walked off after he noticed me
loving this new Paul Joseph Watson gimmick
>>56876268
>pretentious twats trying to make themselves look sophisticated
people in glass houses and all that...
>>56876421
fuck off paki
>>56876427
spunk in a cup
>>56876421
Give back clay to France.
>>56876266
whats that on the corner of your flag then bruce LMAO
Basement Jaxx have never made a bad song
consistent floor fillers
>>56876427
There's really know way of knowing short of knocking up a girl or having a fertility test where they look at your sperm under a microscope.
Infertility doesn't manifest itself in any other ways.
>>56876410
>not allowed meat today
>best life
I don't bloody think so m8
>>56876421
yeah why dont i just head down the gf shop
>>56876451
agreed. The so-called "Islamic" State, or Daesh, if you will does not represent the Islamic faith
>>56875770
Make it B&W for a kvlt metal cover
this qt talking to her dog like its human PMSL
Have the chance to mission in Finland whilst living in a commune of 9 people.
Should I go? Quite excited by the idea, it's for 4 months.
this lass on tipping point is a right qt
So many slags walk down my road every day. Love it.
Soon they'll all be wearing tight t shirts and tiny little shorts ;))
>>56876451
>people who call themselves muslim, who carry out terrorist attacks in the name of islam, who follow the teachings of a book written by muslims are not in fact muslims
lol k
>>56876458
>>56876477
>implying I'm not a brit
>>56876490
Pick one up for me m8
>>56876505
i love watching people when they don't know they're being watched
>>56876268
fucking hell, this cunt is actually calling other people talentless hacks?????
whats his next video gonna be about, women drivers or airline food?
>>56876505
Are you sure she doesn't have a headset on?
>>56876505
rasheed
>>56876509
>mission
like a religious thing?
>>56876486
>can't go without meat for one day
spotted the weak willed pleb
@56876478
Begone with ye, we're still daddies favourite and you're just jealous
>>56876546
Yes, the idea is to help spread the ideas of Christianity.
>>56876524
>flip flop season is fast approaching
You can go back to /pol/ desu...>>56876539
>>56876546
No I work for MI6
>>56876531
Same
>>56876537
100%
>>56876539
Racist
>>56876568
kangaROO more like kangaRASHEED HAHAHAH
>>56876509
Sounds good. Imagine all the cute Finnish boys you could fug in that time.
doing a do
>>56876491
agreed, this is the kind of dialogue that helps
>>56876527
delete this please before a muslim reads it, it might make him feel disenfranchised and join a terrorist group
>>56876579
>>56876524
>tfw house has a perfect view of the big park where all the slags congregate in summer
>tfw set up my telescope and zoom in on sun-kissed bodies
>tfw the best wanks ever
Havent been on /brit/ for a few weeks. What inspiring memes did i miss?
the black girl i work with was all over me last night after a few drinks
i literally ran off scared
tuesday morning will be awkward
Fuck me lads
There's no footy or F1 this weekend!
ARRRROOOOOOOOOOOO!
>go back to /pol/
nice one rasheed
>>56876635
kafkaesque
>>56876618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRGP7d6mcpw
>>56876610
dis nigga
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet
>Contrarian polemicist.
>>56876505
dogs > people
had 4 wanks and just pissed in the sink without retracting the old foreskin, piss flew everywhere including all over my balls
What fund should I invest in lads?
>>56876614
I don't like the sound of that. I'm worried about the language barrier but I've been told lots of people speak English there.
>>56876622
Neither
if it were up to me I'd replace every racist with an immigrant tbqhwy
Fucking bigots
>>56876644
>all that noise in the background
>>56876671
s&p500
>Tfw working on good friday
Ah yes very impressive
>>56876671
apple + google
>>56876684
noise is good
>>56876640
not an argument
>>56876671
FTSE 250
>>56876671
how long till retirement?
i fucking love having money
good friday? nah its pretty average for me
>russian hateful eight has 12,000 seeders
ahh, yes
i've had WAYYYYYY too much fucking coffee
i just want to scream and run around until i die of a heart attack
this is my favourite fedora image
he's so american
>>56876725
wasnt an argument, this is tho: "FOYS (fuck off yank rasheed)"
>>56876722
Noise means you have a shitty camera and can't compose a good photo
>your pic related
>>56876236
PIGEON FUCKING PARK
>>56876758
all me
more like shite friday
>>56876671
Japan index
>>56876760
>cat poster
best yank
wonder if you're cali
r8 me lads
>>>/r9k/27394205
>>56876784
you vapid leftist cultural marxist
>>56876733
ages, haven't even started a career lmao
if walls could talk to spill the lies we'd see the world through devils eyes
Getting the daily Sargon in
>>56876746
>>56876803
epic joke lads
>>56876644
Depressing. I like it.
>>56876722
Pic related
so many brits on /pol/ are such cucks, in an attempt to not look like cucks they end up being the biggest yank knob gobblers going
>Getting the daily Sargon in
/brit/ is pretty much rekt at this point isn't it? It's basically /b/ without NSFW jpegs and gets.
In fact, it's probably worse than /b/ as they don't have the cliquey namefag cunts and redditflag bellenders
>>56876817
>switching between contrary positions meme
ah yes very impressive
>>56876813
pathetic
>Getting the daily Sargon in
>>56876869
>without
>>56876834
daily molyneux for me m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWjN48_Zx3E
Fifa Women's World Rankings
1. USA
2. Germany
3. France
4. England
5. Australia
6. Sweden
7. Japan
8. Brazil
9. North Korea
10. Canada
21. Scotland
36. Wales
62. Northern Ireland
Welcome to the cool club lads
watching the latest Paul Joseph Watson video
>yearly bonus this month
>percentage depends on meeting targets
>best ladm8 at work got 0
>hes looking for a new job
>>56876862
>When Trump greenlights the UK military coup you will hang you disgusting howling leftist.
How old are these retards?
>>56876869
you have to go back
I will range through the wilds
And the deep glen sae dreamy
And return wi' their spoils
Tae the bower o' my dearie
Will ye go
lassie
go?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKvB3g3HEPQ
so comfy
me again
>>56876335
>triple yellow line
wew
getting the daily 30 minute video of a man shouting his right wing views at me
bf's streaming rocket league
>>56876862
/pol/ is a parody now. Full of angry fags throwing around "jew", "paki", "cuck" and "lefty" insults whenever they're incapable of arguing a point.
Should scrap the IDs and the flags.
>>56876668
what's with yanks and dogs?
>>56876954
Nice cast lad
What bait are you using?
Since when did she grow decent chebs?
>>56876301
except the wall was to keep East Germans in, not stop westerners from flooding into the east.
>>56876957
that's a perfect description of these fools
>>56876957
>sargon
>right wing
lmao
>>56876371
yeah expand when whitey has to move to the desert
remember immigrants almost always settle in the cities
>>56876998
obviously enhanced
can actually tell quite easily 2bh
>>56876862
its actually quite funny. They all seem to think a revolution where everyone without their views will be hanged
>>56876935
>Can't tell when people are joking
Literal autism
I wish I was a little bit taller
>>56876998
push up bra + photoshop
>>56877019
Mate, I will disregard your insult, as you posted a beautiful exotic lassie that made my tackle tingle.
>>56876986
we've all been betrayed by our whore women. a dog will never betray you
>>56877056
you're perfect just the way you are
http://www.adidas.co.uk/madoru-2.0-shoes/AF5371.html
just purchased these in both colours
>>56876998
>women on top
Lewd
>>56875675
Ha look at her titties
>>56877049
f'off janny
me.
>>56877055
>sarcasm
>text
pick one
>>56876862
I would rather become the 51st state than remain in the EUSSR
>>56877035
/pol/ claims to hate sjws but in reality theyre nothing more than right wing sjws
>>56876862
I'm as Rorke as they come but it's pretty obvious there won't be a revolution in Britain
>>56877094
fucking LOL!!!!
>>56877099
>gif
fuck off
>>56875675
lol some pot hair autist XDD
worst cosplay
>>56877081
looks like something we would have thought was cool in junior school
>>56877081
why both colours?
red ones actually look really nice
you gonna just run in them or wear them out?
might cop me a pair t b h
>>56876920
wtf
i thought out women were shit
>>56877081
these are awful
>>56877147
just wear, i don't run.
The missus found out about the twink I've been shagging.
She's not best pleased.
>>56877069
what's with yanks and calling women whores
>>56877169
C A R L O W
A
R
L
O
W
>>56877109
>wanting to be part of a country where its racist to send illegal immigrants back and have border controls and instead you give them citizenship
>wanting to be part of a country where if you go on holiday and give birth the child is immediately entitled to citizenship
nah youre alright
I know an afterlife exsists since I saw a ghost and I was visited by an interdimensional demon before.
Yes I have gotten tested for schizophrenia and no, I don't have it.
>>56877181
>cheating on your spouse
enjoy hell
>>56877164
Nah man, our women's team are great.
>tfw Liverpool fan
>tfw I started following the Ladies team because unlike the men's one, they actually win things
>>56877169
>she'll never fart on your nose
>i don't run.
Any SAS lads in here?
>yanks
>russian torrents on piratebay suddenly have a billion seeders each
what
>>56877227
yeh
>>56876869
>knowing what /b/ is like in 2016
Pretty sure you are the only person ITT who has been on /b/ in the last 5 years.
>>56877186
divorce rates are at around 78% and rising
the misses found out I'm a twink
she's very pleased
>>56877238
ALL ME
>>56877164
I think they did pretty decent in the She Believes tourny last month and they had a good WWC last summer
You're on the up and up lad! Too bad your're getting knocked out of France by pens against Germany in the first knock out round
>mum wants a holiday this year
>doesn't want to go to middle east/north africa due to pakis
>doesn't want to go to italy, greece, germany belgium, etc due to pakis
>only options are spain, portugal or somewhere else
Burgerland doesn't really interest me, could go to Canada I suppose.
>>56877226
hello twink
I have been looking for this thread
any Lobster lads in here?:
>>56877111
A few weeks back that grassed on a US Army fella cos he made threats to Trump on Twitter, yet they're the first to get narked when a lefty does similar.
They're the opposite side of the same coin, every bit as pathetic, hypocritical and whiney as the limp libtards they claim to despise.
>>56877262
u wot m8
swimming is the goat cardio
WARNING: extreme autism.
Lads, i bought some weed off some guy i know, i dont want to smoke it, i only bought it because i was too nervous to say no.
Now im scared that the police may have seen the texts we sent eachother before the deal. How do i dispose of it? Should i take it to the police station and say i found it? If i do that will i have to sign paperwork and shit?
Refugees tell reporters their politically incorrect opinions.
http://newobserveronline.com/third-world-moves-berlin/
>Asked about Jews, Ahmed, from Syria, tells the Tagespiegel journalist to “check the media in the West, and in Russia, and in Iran.” Jews control the world he says.
>The Tagespiegel says that Ahmed showed a doodle he scribbled on a milk carton: a gallows, and on the end of the rope, a Star of David. Suggesting that he wanted to kill Jews.
>Abdul also wants to know why he is not allowed to marry a girl who is 14- or 15-years-old. “They can lie naked on the beach, but they cannot get married?” he asks.
>When asked about women, the three migrants all agreed: women had to obey men, and it was permissible to beat them, but that it would be unnecessary to do so as long as they obeyed their men.
>Mohammed, who says that he used to work in a bank, definitively asserts: “Egyptians are more valuable than blacks. Some monkeys are nice, but most are a plague. I don't think they can really be called people".
Just typical opinions that migrants coming into Europe give. What are your thoughts on this /brit/?
>>56877189
at least the police can shoot unarmed wogs and get away with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ytubb6K1Zk
>>56877268
alri
>>56877250
luckily i don't watch or care a single jot about them so that's fine with me
>>56877251
South America, Russia, Aus?
>>56877246
wtf whats the point in even getting married
>>56877289
Too far, doubt my mum wants to go there, too far+expensive.
>>56876684
Did it deliberately FOY
>>56877251
Don't go to Arab countries no matter what desu. Ireedemable shitholes
Go central Euro.
>>56877251
do spain
espana es vida
>>56877308
Ireland?
Any lad lads in here?
>>56877287
Are you going to cheer for RoI, NI, Wales or Scot..... nvm
>>56877278
>this post
>>56877246
>Latest statistics (published December 2012) estimate that 42% of marriages in England and Wales end in divorce. It is also estimated that:
Crikey, no wonder the next generations are shit when they've grown up with shitty dysfunctional families.
high as fuck dudes, what's going on here???
>>56877278
actual retard
>>56877278
can you even get arrested for a small amount of weed/personal use or is it still take it off you and give you a fine?
even if you actually can the police arent gonna waste manpower and money on tracking you down
>>56876822
based on population demographic in the developed world, the larger cohort of investing and buying aged people will be moved into retirement by 2030. That means that the rise of the developing world (fueled by foreign investment, and foreign consumption) will stop. I don't think most of those nations will have sufficient domestic consumption to keep growth up (china and some others have the same demographic problems as the developed world).
If you're young, I would go with a high risk, high yield fund, heavy into tech futures, commodity futures, and securities/equities from developing nations. I'm planning on divesting from developing nations in about 10 years and moving mostly to US equities because I don't think the "rise of the developing world" will continue (not writ large at least, Mexico and some others will still grow). Aside from a few defense contractors, I'm out of the European market already (high growth in Europe is over for the rest of my lifetime I think).
>>56877289
I'd like for you lads to come for a holiday, I really would, but we're absolutely chocka block full at the moment, right up to the rafters. It pains me but I'd have to suggest going somewhere else
any anime man in
P R A I S E
R
A
I
S
E
J A N N Y
A
N
N
Y
>>56877312
You pretentious pleb
>>56877323
dont go here. the weather is worse than the UK and i honestly don't even know what a tourist can do here
>>56877279
Will vote labour
>>56877104
I pick both because I'm not fucking autistic.
Also:
>All jokes are sarcasm
Retard.
>>56877315
Central Europe is full of immigrants now desu
>>56877322
Maybe, been before and loved it.
>>56877323
Yeah that's on the list, as is Scotland and Wales.
Looking like it will probably be Wales since it's easy.
>>56876920
Kemme gf to me when?
it's cold
>>56877312
LOTR is a perfect trilogy fuck yourself
>>56877346
People are just not prepared to resolve any differences and work at their marriage. Divorce is an easy option for lazy fucks.
You PRETENTIOUS pleb
outside
>>56877298
It's free money if you're a woman and earn less than your partner.
turns out girls arseholes are just as disgusting as mens.
eughhhh
>>56877279
out
>>56877384
>Central Europe is full of immigrants now desu
That just makes me sad
haha look at this *list of popular things*
arent I CLEVER and edgy for not liking them??
me irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z-dbFhQBmQ
when was the last time you had a wank /brit/?
>There's no one new around you.
>one match
ah yes, very impressive
>>56877439
They're using them as a way to get to Germany, but since now FINALLY we're stopping them moving they're stuck in those euro countries.
>>56877449
13th march
>>56877449
had 4 this morning
I used to go to school with a guy name "Johnathan Walker"
everyone used to say "Keep walking, Johnnie Walker" whenever we saw him
>>56877453
yeah alri Casanova save some for the rest of us
Warning : Autist post
Mate said yesterday he'd find out times to go out tonight and message me today but it's nearly 6 and he's not.
What do?
do Irish people look any different from the English
>>56877512
kill him
>The Truth about *list of popular things*
>>56877506
my name's pablo mate
>>56877251
if you go to Canada go to the mountains or something rather than Toronto
>uk is at threat if if leaves the eu
>being in the eu didn't stop 7/7, rigby. glasgow, madrid, paris or brussels
Why are people peddling this fucking shit?
for a paki M.I.A makes pretty decent music
>>56877500
Just got some JW green delivered
>>56877544
>trying to hide your shame
Ain't going to happen, Trudeau
>>56877482
>tfw talking to native arabs and they're as bad as everyone thought.
You thought Birmingham diaspora was bad, natives are worse
>>56877298
they sleep around in their 20s and once they reach 30 they find a wealthy man to "settle down" with, which to them just means have a kid or two and then file for divorce a few years later, the divorce courts always side with the mother, so she gets custody of her children(and usually half the husband's wealth as well), and then collect child support every month for the next 15 years(which can be upwards of $2k/mo), and then of course in the meantime she's found a new wealthy man to "settle down" with and repeats the process ad infinitum until she's deep into her 40s and undesirable. and of course she isn't spending any of that child support on her kids beyond bare necessities like food and clothing. nope, she spends it all on herself. and OF COURSE her ex-husbands are taking her to court every few months but all she has to do is cry and play the victim and she can get away with it. AND OF COURSE all of her friends and family support everything she does despite her being a blatant home-wrecking whore who only cares about herself. it sickens me. my mother has been divorced five times myself. i have brothers i've never even met. and the only reason she stopped at 5 is because she had complications at birth and had to have her tubes tied. irregardless of myself everyone i grew up with had divorced parents as well, and this trend is carrying on with even more severity today.
You lads watch B v S yet?
>>56877353
wew lad, any tech funds or companies in particular?
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Lads, i want to stay in the EU so i can ditch this shithole without the need of any skills.
>>56877518
yes, most noticeable in hand size
>why yes, i do watch capeshit
>6 weeks sober
need a Bill Kaulitz bf
>>56877584
brilliant post, i assume you're a mod on r/mensrights?
>>56877618
Wow.
>in love
>she doesn't love me back
>she never will
>in a constant state of agitation and despair
>play it cool every time I talk to her
>constantly want to tell her what she means to me and what I really think about her but she'd be really creeped out
>as shit as my life is with her in it, it would be even worse without her in it
>>56877603
good post
>>56877618
Give it 18 months.
>>56877650
He's a Hanson-tier girl-boy
>>56877269
Making an assassination threat is a bit different than using the wrong pronouns, to be fair lad.
>>56877629
>A week without a fizzy drink
S-s-so glad I'm cutting down on sugar, h-h-ha
what's going on in this thread then lads
This thick bastard on The Chase didn't press the button despite knowing the correct answer, gets caught.
>>56877680
only fizzy drinks I have is a mug of pepsi max before bed
>>56877697
Talking about which spanish town we want to fuck up this summer.
>>56877580
no, Toronto is just like literally any other megacity in the West
we do have some authentic British pubs though to make you feel more at home
havent wanked all day
>>56877650
Used to have a crush on him 2bh.
>>56877697
Just figuring out how to cross to your country la x
>>56877659
>it would be even worse without her in it
You say that but it's bullshit. Cut her out and within 2 months you'll realise she's a cunt.
>>56877680
I moved to diet a while ago and don't miss sugary drinks.
Instead I crave sweets now and have ice lollies.
>>56877708
>Only
>>56877673
Yes, that's exactly what it is.
>>56877669
he's the cutest boy of all time
>tfw you will NEVER have a qt girly looking bf who isn't a trap, just likes to look girly while still being a boy
>tfw you will never suck a qt girly boys dick
END IT
>>56877728
>>56877728
>>56877728
>>56877728
new
>>56877719
me in the window
>>56877715
i'm one step ahead of you lad
>>56877726
i am currently 60 miles away from africa
there's not a lot here unless you want to braid my hair
>>56877278
weakling
>>56877659
its not love then if she doesn't love you
love is mutual
infatuation is one way
>>56877735
Eh it still corrodes your teeth.
Dentist told me to cut that shit out so I have
>>56877747
well okay then
YANK BTFO
>>56877766
Yeah, infatuation then.
>>56877747
WOOP WOOP
>>56877756
be beside you in the window
might watch summit on the 'flix
>>56877762
>unless you want to braid my hair
You offering?>>56877762
>>56877723
He was my first crush back in middle school
such a cutie
>>56877747
HIS THIRD EYE WATCHES OVER OUT THREAD
BOW TO HIS ALIGNED CHAKRAS
>>56877719
>'''''''''traditional''''''''''' '''''''''''''''''''''''English''''''''''''''''''''''' ''''pub''''
FUCK
OFF
YANK
>>56877814
>>56877830
fuck off m8 I was only trying to help
>tfw most of my pictures in Austria turned out as snapshits with no thought or composition
>>56877844
The joke is in the name lad
>>56877825
if you want x
Lads seriously, at what point should I message my mate to ask him when we're meeting tonight
>>56877844
>the black bull
i think it was meant to be a joke lid
>>56877833
He's still cute now. Shame his music is fucking wank.
>>56877899
noice
>>56877892
right now
>>56877871
Sailing for Spain now. See you in a bit
>>56877899
SILK CUT PURPLES
ah yes, excellent
>>56877899
ROTUND
>>56877855
Come back again
>>56877899
manlet
>>56877940
doxxed
>>56877938
here's my location >>56877940
i'm not that far from algeria really x
My mates want to go to Morocco
will I die?
What's your favorite Pokemon?
>>56877988
it will be extremely painful
>>56877988
No you stupid gimp
>>56877988
Die on all that sweet kush you're gonna smoke
>>56877969
come visit me pls
>>56877988
yes
>>56877988
Likely.
>>56877997
Well it's not snot-dragon like you apparently
i will never have a qt loyal loving british gf
>>56877988
Signs point to yes
>>56877997
right here bud
>>56877988
ive heard the moroccans arent anything like the plebs we have here
>>56878029
fake
>>56878014
ahh excellent very impressive
>>56878029
what does he mean by this
>>56877997
>>56878044
what the fuck are thosea
also bulbasaur you cunts
>>56878061
swim it, good exercise
>>56878022
What's it like in Algeria atm?
Cba going for a holiday with the lads and getting blown up/ shot
>>56878029
he's not wrong
>>56877596
no. If you've got some spare chash and are just messing around, it's more fun to pick your own stocks. If you're serious, and don't know what you're doing, it's better not to "pick stocks". You should buy an index fund (like the vanguard S&P500) with a insignificant or nonexistent management fee. Otherwise, research a few mutual funds. Unless you're super risk-intolerant (young people shouldn't be), you should be able to go with a volatile fund that takes an aggressive investment approach.
>>56878068
>>56878092
it's fake
>>56878052
put we miss you dear general on in the back such a choon
>>56877988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UffVEqBaK8Q
>dont listen to the media it is perfectly safe
>>56877988
from what I've seen, probably one of the better African countries to visit. Egypt is becoming more of a hellhole day by day while Morrocco (and maybe Tunisia) is quietly prospering. South Africa is not bad either, but it's too far away for anybody
>>56878106
yeah but it's not wrong though
>>56878020
get an american gf then?
>>56878084
fun fact: before the continents split nova scotia used to be connected to morocco and the islands there were probably jammed right in between
>>56878137
>>56878137
>>56878137
new thread
>>56878106
fuck off cruzmisssile shill
>>56878085
Fuck knows, I'm only in port. We're on security level 2 though so if you're white there's a small chance of getting snackbar'd
>>56878136
i'll jam something right in between nova scotia if you get what i mean
>>56878140
This is just sad now
Fucking hell janny give it a rest you cunt
Absolute sadcase
WHO DEARS
>>56878048
Aren't the plebs you have there also Moroccans and don't they regularly beat your women on the street and celebrate terrorist attacks?
that was fast
>>56878156
l-lewd
>>56878179
>commit crime
>get butthurt when the police arrest you
Your post is Adam Johnson-tier
He sits there, finger on the trigger, waiting to pounce
>page 5
>new thread
Why?
Watching the world at war lads.
>>56878149
Are you with the navy or sometihng?
I'm white.
Fug I'll get snackbarred.
How do I tell my mates no without saying it's becaue I'm afraid of terrorists?
>>56878222
new
@56878206
fuck off jan
>>56878191
good Janny, watching his diet
just picked out a massive bogey and smelled it and it smelled really bad
how come i couldnt smell it when it was in my nose
>>56878226
>470 posts
>not a new thread
Why?
howling
>>56878206
>>56878226
t. janny
>>56878136
nova scotia was connected to scotland
it's good Friday, shouldn't he have the day off?
>>56878226
are you kidding me?
>>56878226
470 posts so my computer is dying
>>56878196
n-no
>>56875675
this 2bh
>>56878269
ain't no rest for the janny
at least he's getting double-pay
>>56878105
yeah thanks lad, don't think I want to pick my own stocks yet but I'll look for funds with low charges like that S&P you mentioned.
>>56878249
you might have a sinus infection lad. I've only had one in my life but holy fuck my mucus smelled rancid while i had the infection
kpop
>x posts
irrelevant you mongs
it's done on pages
post slags until image limit then jan's hand will be forced
>>56878229
M80 we're just being careful. You're likely to be ok. If you're going with a group of m8s there's the chance of them getting fucked up instead of you
>>56877997
Munchlax or squirtle.
500 fucking posts
what the fuck
http://www.breitbart.com/podcasts/milo/
lads
>>56878253
Because a thread still exists that can be posted in.
Last post lol 500
janny's head is fried because his parents didn't want him on good friday
>>56878340
new
>>56878340
me (hannah wants) on the left
>>56878333
nice quints
>>56878304
false alarm lad ive realised i just had smelly fingers
>>56878370
wew
Every time janny deletes a thread his pay doubles.
>>56878369
m8...
I bet this thread could reach 800 before it's archived.
Prove me wrong, nignogs.
>Deadpool out
>Hardcoded Korea subs
Fug..
>not even britposting
>just endlessly whinging about the janitor
Why would we need a new thread, you're not even using this one properly
Oh Janny boy, the threads the threads keep coming
From page to page, filling the catalog
The rules have gone, standards are dying
Please come, please come and rescue us
>>56878333
fast today innit
Janice Jannyson
>>56878397
ad hominem attack
>>56878398
fuck off janny
>>56878419
Allah have mercy
reminder in jannys post saying we had to wait til page 8 he also said we had to get to 10000 postss
>>56878412
>>56878398
Alright janners
Anyone have that screenshot of Sara on twitter saying that it's bullshit that rape victims have to prove that they've raped or something?
>bbc doing an extended series on autism
going to watch that louis theroux autism one on iplayer desu
>>56878419
hips too narrow 4/10
>Leonid Slutsky
>HE DOES IT FOR RREE
>>56878412
or you could stop whinging and start britposting
desu
and i could stop whinging about you winging
etc
>>56878398
this post isn't respecting international cultures JANNY
@battlefleet lad, you seen this
>There's another important thing we'd like to announce. Currently, the Space Marines fleet is offered for free to all Early Adopters. With the support of our publisher Focus, we've decided to develop another faction that we'll unveil soon. This new faction, available in a few months, will also be offered for free to all Early Adopters - people who pre-ordered the game or purchase it during the first two months after release.
nice
>>56878416
blisteringly
>>56878447
Banned
>>56878504
weeeeeeeeeew
>the north
>>56878494
Your turn
wow that page 8 rule or whatever it is is really been enforced recently.
do NOT appreciate this lewdposting
>>56878501
Yeah lad, what do you reckon it's going to be?
It's got to be tyranids
>>56878504
i-is this real?
>>56878578
shopped
>>56878558
What's the rule?
>>56878504
I know Cara's boobies. Those aren't Cara's boobies. Pls no fakes of Cara.
What's the /brit/ record for most posts in one thread? Don't think I've ever seen 600 or above
>>56878578
No lad. Cara doesn't have Lisicki for nipples.
has cara ever got her fanny out apart from in those leaked photos?
>>56878612
Went over 1000 when 4chan broke
>>56878606
>>56878626
J-J-J-JANNYY
>>56878626
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>56878626
>this is what that dutch melt wanks off to every day
>>56878573
tau would be pretty cool too but yeah tyrannids would be best
>>56878570
literally perfect
>>56878665
Kek
>>56878615
that the fuck?
settle a bet fir me lads, is this too much arse
>>56878615
eating disorders are terrifying tb h
Poor lass
CUT
MY
LIFE
INTO
PIECES
>>56878654
nah she showers in speedos
>>56878665
i find her imperfections extremely attractive.
>>56878691
>this is what happens
Gay orgy? Kids these days are weird
>>56878670
On second thoughts I hope it's tau desu
I've also just check what races were in the original boardgame
>dark eldar
>tau
>necrons
>tyranids
http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/unibond-anti-mould-sealant-bathroom-kitchen-3-20-amazon-add-item-2419925
forgot to get alcohol
oh well
>>56878729
asdfg
Old people are more "racist" not because they grew up in a different era but because people who don't have much life left have let go of social games that keep people from stating what they really think, out of fear that it will damage their careers and friendships
>Aldi forced to change name of 'rape yellow' paint after complaints
new
>>56878796
>>56878774
went on the homepage and found something perfect for /brit/
http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/free-fast-track-airport-security-for-autistic-children-family-manchester-airport-2239881
>>56878788
Obvious troll is obvious, they're not that stupid
remember the time jan deleted all the posts so that we wouldn't hit image limit
>>56878570
>>56878623
>>56878681
sublime posts
>>56878788
I hope this person was arrested for attempted murder.
Not even banter that
>>56878819
fuck off cunt
>>56878854
i dont get it, whats so bad about adding salt to a kettle?
>>56878819
If janny doesn't delete this then he's confirmed a paki
>>56878910
Salt can kill you quite easily
This thread needs to get to 600
Make it happens lads. Fuck the pakis.
good job lads
Die
B B C
B
C
jizzum
SIX HUNDRED
Claiming the last post.
Jannnnnnnnnnnnnnnny!
Hi lads.
Gays
Queers
Poo
Fags
>>56880493
Delete
>>56875763
Rasheed
bums
and
chips
on my willy
Grime
Babymetal
>>56881158
Nonce
>>56881276
paki
>>56881348
Chinky pop is infinitely more rasheed than grime
>Asian music
You should get the chair for treason
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