mass effect btfo edition
crayon pop
Business idea: I pay for all the lads in /brit/ to come round my house and film a bukkake shoot where I'm the girl
bjork
>Gf is a waitress
>She is attractive so gets above average tips
>Some tables leave up to 10 pound a tip, quite a few five and lots and lots of odd pounds and two pounds.
>She gets this on top of her wage
>Always opens up her tip purse and buys me stuff because it's just filled with pound coins and a wad of notes
>Got a few grand just sitting in a savings account she set up last year on top of other savings and her current account
>I have less money saved than her even though I have a proper waged job
Explain this to me lads.
>If trump wins Im being deported to mexico
>>56875626
>Loses her brand name recognition
>Loses her female privilege
>Suddenly everyone calling her fucking garbo
What a surprise.
If you have a problem with muslims you can go back to /pol/ desu
Thoughts?
adele is fat bitch and her music sucks
Do you like this pic I took? I quite like it..
>>56875444
>>56875496
>>56875560
>>56875601
>>56875630
>popular muslim writes messages praising christians and christian holiday
>gets stabbed
Ahh yes, must be white Dave from down the road!
I really want to fug an English tourist girl I just met. Any advice?
>>56875675
Her tits are no where near that big
>>56875770
wasn't good in the old thread isn't good now
Literally desperate to cum inside my housemate.
>>56875708
I'm in
>>56875770
quite nice is this austria?
>>56875713
L2money management la
>>56875713
>UK
>tips
Fuck off.
new battle fleet update out
Have problems with Muslims desu
Muslims and Christians should be brothers in arms
>>56875772
>what is prejudice
this bint is a professional blogger
>>56875763
LE VAPID REGRESSIVE LEFTIST CULTURAL MARXISTS
SMUG
SHOUTY
MAN
Done absolutely fuck all today
>>56875845
UGLY
>>56875797
Just whack it in an index fuck
>>56875773
Be white, talk to her more, invite her out, have some drinks, pull her, try to get her to ask you back to hers. It's unlikely she'll go back to yours because she probably doesn't want to be shot to death or hacked with a machete in the streets.
>>56874793
You're just clutching at straws now m8. Opinion polls are opinion polls and there are many instances where they have been dead wrong. Troll harder.
>>56875845
my head on the right
>>56875845
and she's fucking disgusting
>>56875834
Bizarro Rasheed
>>56875772
yeah mate, because everyone had access to his fb didn't they
it was obviously some youts who saw a 'paki' and fancied some revenge for Brussels
just bought heroin, benzos and xanax. this easter weekend is going to be fun.
No longer enjoy browsing 4chan
Haven't enjoyed playing video games in years
Now I just spend all my free time lying in bed wishing I was dead.
>>56875772
scots aren't human
>>56875834
i've never seen a muslim in my life
are you jealous, /brit/?
Crayon pop
>>56875845
It's Cara in 8 years
>>56875770
>Barren, boring, shitty snow on a brown, boring hill
Shit picture
>tfw dick's too big
>>56875880
You're on a board with a plethora of hobbies, get a new one la
>>56875788
Mean
>>56875795
Yeah
>>56875845
fucking eyebrows
Lads just found out people browse the front page of 4chan and use it to find threads
Shocking development
>>56875878
>benzos and xanax
>>56875710
It actually says in the Quran that Christians will be killed unless they pay Jizya to muslims in order to have their lives spared.
>>56875909
no because you've obviously never travelled anywhere
>>56875705
>>56875796
Here, from page 324 of The Order of the Phoenix, to give you a typical example, are six consecutive descriptions of the way people speak. "...said Snape maliciously," "... said Harry furiously", " ... he said glumly", "... said Hermione severely", "... said Ron indignantly", " ... said Hermione loftily". Do I need to explain why that is such second-rate writing?
If I do, then that means you're one of the many adults who don't have a problem with the retreat into infantilism that your willing immersion in the Potter books represents. It doesn't make you a bad or silly person. But if you have the patience to read it without noticing how plodding it is, then you are self-evidently someone on whom the possibilities of the English language are largely lost.
This is the kind of prose that reasonably intelligent nine-year-olds consider pretty hot stuff, if they're producing it themselves; for a highly-educated woman like Rowling to knock out the same kind of material is, shall we say, somewhat disappointing.
ah yes, what excellent writing
>>56875878
Degenerate filth.
This holiday is about remembering the resurrection of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.
>>56875880
same
>>56875909
neither have I
>>56875909
What about on the news in early autumn 2001?
>>56875909
American muzzies are usually good lads though.
The EU gets most of the shitty ones.
i9m quite good at this
>If I do, then that means you're one of the many adults who don't have a problem with the retreat into infantilism that your willing immersion in the Potter books represents. It doesn't make you a bad or silly person. But if you have the patience to read it without noticing how plodding it is, then you are self-evidently someone on whom the possibilities of the English language are largely lost.
>This is the kind of prose that reasonably intelligent nine-year-olds consider pretty hot stuff, if they're producing it themselves; for a highly-educated woman like Rowling to knock out the same kind of material is, shall we say, somewhat disappointing.
That's why I'm with Irwin Mitchell.
>>56875954
lad the harry potter books are kids books aimed at kids
How are Westerners supposed to fix their falling birthrates when people can barely afford to support themselves financially
>Here, from page 324 of The Order of the Phoenix, to give you a typical example, are six consecutive descriptions of the way people speak. "...said Snape maliciously," "... said Harry furiously", " ... he said glumly", "... said Hermione severely", "... said Ron indignantly", " ... said Hermione loftily". Do I need to explain why that is such second-rate writing?
>If I do, then that means you're one of the many adults who don't have a problem with the retreat into infantilism that your willing immersion in the Potter books represents. It doesn't make you a bad or silly person. But if you have the patience to read it without noticing how plodding it is, then you are self-evidently someone on whom the possibilities of the English language are largely lost.
>This is the kind of prose that reasonably intelligent nine-year-olds consider pretty hot stuff, if they're producing it themselves; for a highly-educated woman like Rowling to knock out the same kind of material is, shall we say, somewhat disappointing.
>worshiping a dead jew on a stick
https://www.fb.com/photo.php?fbid=1631938407080992&set=a.1563711463903687.1073741828.100007945443146&type=3&theater
:(
>>56875991
>No Total War games let me play as the Irish
>>56876012
doesn't forgive shit writing
Might do a cheeky sui
>>56876017
>>56876000
why would you post these? nobody reads them
>What's happening is part of a phenomenon I wrote about a couple of years ago when I was asked to comment on Rowling. I went to the Yale University bookstore and bought and read a copy of "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." I suffered a great deal in the process. The writing was dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs." I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing.
>But when I wrote that in a newspaper, I was denounced. I was told that children would now read only J.K. Rowling, and I was asked whether that wasn't, after all, better than reading nothing at all? If Rowling was what it took to make them pick up a book, wasn't that a good thing?
>It is not. "Harry Potter" will not lead our children on to Kipling's "Just So Stories" or his "Jungle Book." It will not lead them to Thurber's "Thirteen Clocks" or Kenneth Grahame's "Wind in the Willows" or Lewis Carroll's "Alice."
>Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
ROWLING BTFO
>>56875922
What about this?
>>56875945
What a shit book
>>56875713
They tip in the UK? I never tipped once in London
>>56876036
Good 'morrow to you my dear friend. It has come to the attention of the author of this here post that you have included a link in your own post. I think your intent was that I, and others, should open that link, read the humourous content upon the other side and report back here in order to dish out (You)s relating to the aforementioned content. But you see, my friend, this is an imageboard. Each post has ample room for an attached image. And so long as that continues to be true, so long as you expect me (and multiple others) to do the legwork for you in opening a link to see the content instead of doing the work yourself by attaching an image, you will be wasting your time. Because, and let me be clear here, I do not EVER open links ITT.
here's the muslim lad who got shanked
https://www.fb.com/photo.php?fbid=1631938407080992&set=a.1563711463903687.1073741828.100007945443146&type=3&theater
this is what integration is all about
fucking devvoed lads
>>56875991
going to fire up the old total war actually good shout
>>56876068
get a better camera
going back home to Devon tomorrow. cant wait. need to leave this shitty city behind for a while.
>>56876041
it actually does, theyre intended to be easy, engaging and fun for kids to read because they are kids books
This is considered a delicacy in Yankland
>>56876068
Convert it to b&w and the contrast will make it a more interesting picture
Otherwise, it's nothing new I haven't seen before
>>56876134
looks fucking nice 2bh
>Here, FROM page 324 of The ORDER of the PHOENIX, to GIVE you a TYPICAL example, ARE SIX CONSECUTIVE descriptions of the way people SPEAK. "...said Snape maliciously," "... said Harry furiously", " ... he said glumly", "... said Hermione severely", "... said Ron indignantly", " ... said Hermione loftily". Do I NEED to EXPLAIN why that is such SECOND-RATE writing?
>If I do, THEN that MEANS you're one of the MANY adults who don't have a PROBLEM with the RETREAT into infantilism that your willing IMMERSION in the Potter books REPRESENTS. It doesn't MAKE you a BAD or silly person. But if you have the PATIENCE to read it WITHOUT noticing how PLODDING it is, then you are SELF-EVIDENTLY someone on whom the POSSIBILITIES of the English LANGUAGE are largely lost.
>THIS is the kind of PROSE that reasonably INTELLIGENT nine-year-olds CONSIDER pretty hot stuff, if they're PRODUCING it THEMSELVES; for a highly-educated WOMAN like Rowling to knock out the SAME KIND OF MATERIALl is, shall we say, somewhat DISAPPOINTING .
>ah yes, what excellent writing
>>56876139
>ever not wrapping your dick
Enjoy the baby and whatever STD she gave you.
>>56876124
books can be easy, engaging and fun without being written poorly
>>56876144
>Convert it to b&w
Lol fuck off
>>56876168
very good post
>>56876134
comfy af
who /paki/ here :DD:D:DDd
>>56876139
Do you think you need to have sex multiple times to get someone preggo lad?
>>56876134
Lose the ketchup and I'd eat it
me on the top
Might invite daft punk round my house
where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
>>56876134
delicious
at work lads
>>56876168
read it in his voice
>>56876213
Literally everyone with a British flag.
https://youtu.be/ANA8SI_KvqI
B L O W N T H E F U C K O U T
L
O
W
N
T
H
E
F
U
C
K
O
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T
Lads, what's it called when a girl is giving you head and she spreads the tip of your dick open and wiggles her tongue in it? Just wanted to know haha
Business idea: ask Scotland if they want more diversity and if they say yes send all the foreigners to Glasgow
>>56876080
Optional.
Nobody is gonna get upset if you don't but it's custom to leave a few quid
Alri leds
>>56876268
VAPID
LEFTIST
REGRESSIVE MARXISTS
>>56876266
no need for that chinky
>>56876224
I'd eat it all since I'm such a little piggy :33
just had an arsehole burning poo
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-35898971
Lads!
The Beavers!
>>56876246
doxxed
>>56876235
You still listening to LCD lad?
thought he was bald lmao
>>56876266
nice immigration rate
>>56876268
CULTURAL MARXISM
>Christianity
>>56876139
lad its only in movies and tv where people have to try for weeks for pregnancy.
Also young people are very fertile
basically you're fucked
alright who's got my kiniro mosaic BD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2wUbgAAydY
>tfw no desi gf
>>56876335
doxxed
>>56876338
Plenty of room to expand, can't say the same about you :^)
>>56876266
cool flag desu
>>56876268
>pretentious TWATS
the memes are real
>>56876301
>Muslims have single-handedly brought the world back to the Cold War in less than 5 years
#REFUGEESWELCOME
so very lonely
>>56876326
I put together a playlist for gatherings and he featured
>>56876349
>>56876393
Get a gf
as a young buck, how do i know if i'm fertile or not?
>>56876301
they hiring migrants to build the fences?
>>56876410
fuck off man
And I wish to you joy and happiness but above all this I wish you love lads.
women are gay
isis aren't muslim
Just saw Ulster outside Bangor Grammar
He walked off after he noticed me
loving this new Paul Joseph Watson gimmick
>>56876268
>pretentious twats trying to make themselves look sophisticated
people in glass houses and all that...
>>56876421
fuck off paki
>>56876427
spunk in a cup
>>56876421
Give back clay to France.
>>56876266
whats that on the corner of your flag then bruce LMAO
Basement Jaxx have never made a bad song
consistent floor fillers
>>56876427
There's really know way of knowing short of knocking up a girl or having a fertility test where they look at your sperm under a microscope.
Infertility doesn't manifest itself in any other ways.
>>56876410
>not allowed meat today
>best life
I don't bloody think so m8
>>56876421
yeah why dont i just head down the gf shop
>>56876451
agreed. The so-called "Islamic" State, or Daesh, if you will does not represent the Islamic faith
>>56876433
>>56875770
Make it B&W for a kvlt metal cover
this qt talking to her dog like its human PMSL
Have the chance to mission in Finland whilst living in a commune of 9 people.
Should I go? Quite excited by the idea, it's for 4 months.
this lass on tipping point is a right qt
So many slags walk down my road every day. Love it.
Soon they'll all be wearing tight t shirts and tiny little shorts ;))
>>56876451
>people who call themselves muslim, who carry out terrorist attacks in the name of islam, who follow the teachings of a book written by muslims are not in fact muslims
lol k
>>56876458
>>56876477
>implying I'm not a brit
>>56876490
Pick one up for me m8
>>56876505
i love watching people when they don't know they're being watched
>>56876268
fucking hell, this cunt is actually calling other people talentless hacks?????
whats his next video gonna be about, women drivers or airline food?
>>56876505
Are you sure she doesn't have a headset on?
>>56876505
rasheed
>>56876509
>mission
like a religious thing?
>>56876486
>can't go without meat for one day
spotted the weak willed pleb
@56876478
Begone with ye, we're still daddies favourite and you're just jealous
>>56876546
Yes, the idea is to help spread the ideas of Christianity.
>>56876524
>flip flop season is fast approaching
You can go back to /pol/ desu...>>56876539
>>56876546
No I work for MI6
>>56876531
Same
>>56876537
100%
>>56876539
Racist
>>56876568
kangaROO more like kangaRASHEED HAHAHAH
>>56876509
Sounds good. Imagine all the cute Finnish boys you could fug in that time.
doing a do
>>56876570
>>56876491
agreed, this is the kind of dialogue that helps
>>56876527
delete this please before a muslim reads it, it might make him feel disenfranchised and join a terrorist group
>>56876579
>>56876524
>tfw house has a perfect view of the big park where all the slags congregate in summer
>tfw set up my telescope and zoom in on sun-kissed bodies
>tfw the best wanks ever
Havent been on /brit/ for a few weeks. What inspiring memes did i miss?
the black girl i work with was all over me last night after a few drinks
i literally ran off scared
tuesday morning will be awkward
Fuck me lads
There's no footy or F1 this weekend!
ARRRROOOOOOOOOOOO!
>go back to /pol/
nice one rasheed
>>56876502
>>56876635
kafkaesque
>>56876618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRGP7d6mcpw
>>56876610
dis nigga
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet
>Contrarian polemicist.
>>56876505
dogs > people
had 4 wanks and just pissed in the sink without retracting the old foreskin, piss flew everywhere including all over my balls
What fund should I invest in lads?
>>56876614
I don't like the sound of that. I'm worried about the language barrier but I've been told lots of people speak English there.
>>56876622
Neither
if it were up to me I'd replace every racist with an immigrant tbqhwy
Fucking bigots
>>56876644
>all that noise in the background
>>56876671
s&p500
>Tfw working on good friday
Ah yes very impressive
>>56876671
apple + google
>>56876684
noise is good
>>56876640
not an argument
>>56876671
FTSE 250
>>56876671
how long till retirement?
i fucking love having money
good friday? nah its pretty average for me
>russian hateful eight has 12,000 seeders
ahh, yes
i've had WAYYYYYY too much fucking coffee
i just want to scream and run around until i die of a heart attack
this is my favourite fedora image
he's so american
>>56876725
wasnt an argument, this is tho: "FOYS (fuck off yank rasheed)"
>>56876722
Noise means you have a shitty camera and can't compose a good photo
>your pic related
>>56876236
PIGEON FUCKING PARK
>>56876758
all me
more like shite friday
>>56876671
Japan index
>>56876760
>cat poster
best yank
wonder if you're cali
r8 me lads
>>>/r9k/27394205
>>56876784
you vapid leftist cultural marxist
>>56876733
ages, haven't even started a career lmao
if walls could talk to spill the lies we'd see the world through devils eyes
Getting the daily Sargon in
>>56876746
>>56876803
epic joke lads
>>56876644
Depressing. I like it.
>>56876722
Pic related
so many brits on /pol/ are such cucks, in an attempt to not look like cucks they end up being the biggest yank knob gobblers going
>Getting the daily Sargon in
/brit/ is pretty much rekt at this point isn't it? It's basically /b/ without NSFW jpegs and gets.
In fact, it's probably worse than /b/ as they don't have the cliquey namefag cunts and redditflag bellenders
>>56876817
>switching between contrary positions meme
ah yes very impressive
>>56876813
pathetic
>Getting the daily Sargon in
>>56876869
>without
>>56876834
daily molyneux for me m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWjN48_Zx3E
Fifa Women's World Rankings
1. USA
2. Germany
3. France
4. England
5. Australia
6. Sweden
7. Japan
8. Brazil
9. North Korea
10. Canada
21. Scotland
36. Wales
62. Northern Ireland
Welcome to the cool club lads
watching the latest Paul Joseph Watson video
>yearly bonus this month
>percentage depends on meeting targets
>best ladm8 at work got 0
>hes looking for a new job
>>56876862
>When Trump greenlights the UK military coup you will hang you disgusting howling leftist.
How old are these retards?
>>56876869
you have to go back
I will range through the wilds
And the deep glen sae dreamy
And return wi' their spoils
Tae the bower o' my dearie
Will ye go
lassie
go?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKvB3g3HEPQ
so comfy
me again
>>56876335
>triple yellow line
wew
getting the daily 30 minute video of a man shouting his right wing views at me
bf's streaming rocket league
>>56876862
/pol/ is a parody now. Full of angry fags throwing around "jew", "paki", "cuck" and "lefty" insults whenever they're incapable of arguing a point.
Should scrap the IDs and the flags.
>>56876668
what's with yanks and dogs?
>>56876954
Nice cast lad
What bait are you using?
Since when did she grow decent chebs?
>>56876301
except the wall was to keep East Germans in, not stop westerners from flooding into the east.
>>56876957
that's a perfect description of these fools
>>56876957
>sargon
>right wing
lmao
>>56876371
yeah expand when whitey has to move to the desert
remember immigrants almost always settle in the cities
>>56876998
obviously enhanced
can actually tell quite easily 2bh
>>56876862
its actually quite funny. They all seem to think a revolution where everyone without their views will be hanged
>>56876935
>Can't tell when people are joking
Literal autism
I wish I was a little bit taller
>>56876998
push up bra + photoshop
>>56877019
Mate, I will disregard your insult, as you posted a beautiful exotic lassie that made my tackle tingle.
>>56876986
we've all been betrayed by our whore women. a dog will never betray you
>>56877056
you're perfect just the way you are
http://www.adidas.co.uk/madoru-2.0-shoes/AF5371.html
just purchased these in both colours
>>56876998
>women on top
Lewd
>>56875675
Ha look at her titties
>>56877049
f'off janny
me.
>>56877055
>sarcasm
>text
pick one
>>56876862
I would rather become the 51st state than remain in the EUSSR
