C-can I come over legally, Australia? P-pls? ;((((
I love u cunts as my brethren.
FULL
>>56860797
Seen you in April senpai...
>>56860787
>>56860839
bad thread you suck
1.) Are you White?
2.) Do you have any valuable skills?
3.) Are you not a poofter (including vegetarian)?
4.) Are you not a leftist?
5.) Do you hate Muzzies and Chinks?
6.) Can you spell properly (instead of in the incorrect American way)?
7.) Do you support our monarchy?
8.) Do you like our flag?
If you answered "yes" to all questions, you can come in.
Just go to britain.
Australia is Britain number 2... That's why we share their flag and put their queen on our (their) money.
>>56860883
Not everyone lives out in a rural shit hole, barry, jayden or krystal.
Whatever bogan name you have...
Harley?
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>56860883
>1.) Are you White?
Yep
>2.) Do you have any valuable skills?
Yep
>3.) Are you not a poofter (including vegetarian)?
Nah, son
>4.) Are you not a leftist?
Only left on some issues
>5.) Do you hate Muzzies and Chinks?
Nah, they've never done me any harm
>6.) Can you spell properly (instead of in the incorrect American way)?
Probably, but I won't
7.) Do you support our monarchy?
Sure, I support your redundant meme family
8.) Do you like our flag?
It's alright
>>56860883
1. Yes.
2. NEET living off parents, but preparing to go to college, or work, if not those I'll be working on my dad's plot of land learning things about construction, electricity, house stuff, etc.
3. I am not a weak faggot, and I eat anything around.
4. I'm a libertarian conservative.
5. Yes I hate mudslimes with a sincere passion and I don't like chinks either.
6. Yes I can, test me if you want.
7. I support the British monarchy and I would die for it.
8. Yes, especially the stars.
>>56860984
That wasn't the OP, I'm the OP btw.
>>56860984
kill you are self please
>>56860984
>>56860992
nbdy cares about your blogs
>>56860787
Australia is mostly empty, anybody should allowed to come. Just coz whites went there first doesn't mean they've got dibbs on all of it.
>>56861047
Fuck off cunt.
>>56861054
I'm a white American and I want Australia to remain white, so fuck off where you came from multiculti azn fgt.
>>56860883
>8.) Do you like our flag?
The top left corner is okay.
>>56861080
>South Korea
>Multiculti
>>56860984
Stay away.
>>56860992
Welcome, friend.
You can come in once you learn to appreciate the Union Jack as much as the stars - the whole flag is important.
>>56861054
Yes it does.
>>56860925
>>56860961
Thanks for your input, Wong Xing.
>>56861054
>Just coz whites went there first doesn't mean they've got dibbs on all of it.
Your mum knows all about that
>>56861091
Thank you for noticing us honoring you.
We want to be just like you are are proud that part of our DNA is British even though most of us are partly German or something.
Thank you great British master.. We will continue to honour you.
>>56860984
1. Yes
2. I'm on 4chan, what do you think?
3. I'm not either of those.
4. I am not.
5. Yes Muzzies. No chinks.
6. Sure.
7. Sure.
8. It's very nice.
I want to travel to Australia and dig many holes on their beaches to piss them off.
>>56860883
How many can I answer no to before you feed me to your "spoidahs " ?!?! Lol
>>56861130
You may not realise this but outisde of bogan circles you would be laughed at like you are an idiot.
Much the way feminists are laughed at outside of their little feminist circles.
>>56860883
>American flag
>White
>>56861130
What does the whole flag itself represent with the Union Jack and the stars combined?
Also are guns allowed for self defense?
>>56861230
It represents that british people are our masters even though most people here arent even fully british. Except for British Immigrants.
>>56861230
>What does the whole flag itself represent with the Union Jack and the stars combined?
Union Jack because British heritage obviously.
Southern cross because IDK we can see it and shit.
Big star to represent states.
You can get guns legally, but self-defence isn't a valid reason and you don't need it anyway unless you're a soft cunt.
>>56861271
>most people here arent even fully british
ethnically the majority of Australians are 100% British
>>56861314
Because 36 percent of people here identify as British.
>>56861201
Looks to me like you're a leftist cunt and therefore part of the problem. Would I be correct in the assumption that you are a leftist cunt?
You might all be drunken, racist, uncultured, sun-lotion smelling cunts with a shitty accent living in a desert hellhole of poison animals, but I give aussies some credit.
You made your way up from a bunch of lowlife convicts and created a somewhat functional, modern society. Not like some groups who say "but my great great grandfather was in slavery" etc. and use that as an excuse to act badly 200 years later. Australians show you can come from tough beginnings and get your shit together.
Much love from Britain you cork hat cunts.
>>56861321
Pfffft Ethnically most Australians are a little bit british with german, or irish, or some scandinavian mixed orn some other european mixed into them.
Even you probably unless you are a filthy british immigrant.
In which case fuck off.
>>56861346
Aww, thanks, man. It really warms my heart to see you Pommy poofs looking on at us like proud parents after they've just given their kid their first dose of ketamine.
Tell Mumsie I said hi, would ya?
>tfw i'm a wog
>>56861314
Well I'm not really good at physical fighting, ever since I got in several since 9th grade to graduation I always lost and the only one I won was against this little annoying cunt of a kid. And considering I'm a pretty big guy I don't know what I'd do if people saw through that facade.
Can you guys teach me how to fight if we ever meet IRL? Which is highly unlikely but may happen?
>>56861344
Depends on the issue.
I hate those vegan art school, liberal arts degree types.
On some issues im left on other issues I'm right.
>>56861393
>filthy british immigrant
Were you ever taught history at any point in your 10 years of schooling? Because you're a filthy British immigrant too, m8.
So YOU fuck off, we're sick of your shit.
>>56861346
Australia is only good because of the Europeans that moved here in the 30s..
All the convict DNA is why you are likely t get into a fight with a bogan down the pub if you aren't careful.
>>56861403
Most people who are of british decent are just mix.
You are not unique.
>>56861409
Just go down to your local and glass some cunt, you'll get learned right quick.
>>56861314
Do you seriously not even know why the Southern cross is on the flag?
>>56861427
I'm a german immigrant mostly you dumb cunt.
Read a history book.
>>56861476
>mfw my parents weren't born here
>mfw all my dentists are british
>mfw they said i'm more australian than all of them
>>56861483
I assume it's because we can see it and it's notable
>>56861482
I'm only 20 but once I turn 21 and can go to pubs officially I'll make sure to offend somebody indirectly and then defend myself from battery using the very glass bottle which I drunk out of.
But then I'll probably get in trouble. Oh well. The court would be on my side since I wasn't the one that battered first.
I'm guessing?
>>56861579
Does the eureka stockade ring a bell?
>>56861603
lolno. Justice system's fucked in Australia. You glass some cunt in self defense, your arse is probably ending up in prison, and the guy you glassed will get a shattered eye socket and a slap on the wrist.
>>56861448
no one was moving here in the 30s dipshit
>>56861683
Read a book you dumb mother fucker!
>>56861629
Dumb cunt, you nead to realise even Papua new guinea has that shit on it's flag...
It's just some generic bullshit.
>>56861737
No, actually, he's entirely correct. The depression of the early 1930's caused more people to leave our borders than actually come in.
Read a book, you dumb motherfucker.
>>56861660
So what you're saying is, the person with the bigger injury wins the lawsuit? That's bretty retarded, feller.
>>56861683
Please learn about our history you unpatriotic fuck or move to britain with the rest of the shit cunts.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_settlement_in_Australia
>>56861130
You dumb convict scum, Australia belongs to everyone and especially China. You are literally another province of China's. Accept your fate you racist bogun cunt.
BTW this is your new name "澳大利亚". Get used to it.
>>56861792
Such is justice, apparently. Don't ask me, I didn't write the fucking laws.
>>56861767
People leaving is just another example of why Australis heritage isn't even that british.
>Heaps of british people leaving means we have more british heritage.
Bitch plz.
>>56861827
Can't you all vote on a change in laws or is the majority made up of libtards who will always vote against such a proposal?
>>56861824
Fuck off, leave him alone, you pennypinching gook. If you wanna insult somebody, insult me. Faggot.
>>56861875
libtards, mostly.
>>56861824
Fucking stupid Korean, go back to eating rice and being bad at driving.
>>56861338
36 percent of Australians identify as English.
Including Scottish and Irish, over 55% identify as some kind of British.
Including most (though not all) of those who identify themselves just as "Australian" without specifying heritage, probably 70-80% of Australians have at least some British heritage.
>>56861344
He's been hanging around the last couple of days crying about how N.Z. didn't change their flag and saying that Australia should change the flag and become a republic.
>>56861927
Well, if you get yourself another Trump they may all leave.. Like our country apparently: 50,000 libtards plan to leave to Cuckada. I mean, I wanna leave not because of Trump (as I voted for him), but because I want to experience the Australian countryside, and also I fear if our God-Emperor is elected the world will mobilize against us starting WW3 as the Jews didn't get their preferred candidate.
>>56861992
The day that we shrug off our British heritage and become an independent state is the day that America and North Korea decide to get all buddy buddy.
It'll probably happen pretty soon, though...
>>56861992
>English.
Including Scottish and Irish
>Please cuck our country we have a tiny part of your genes!
>>56861448
They produced the worst scum of all:
>>56856623
>>56860787
Australians and Canadians are the closest cunt you will find to the USA. You should fit right in faggot.
>>56862032
>The day that we shrug off our British heritage
You mean the day we betray our ancestors.
>and become an independent state
We already are independent and have been absolutely since 1986 and primarily since 1901.
>>56862047
What does this post even mean?
>>56862024
Bruh, you voted for the man who is, quite literally, the biggest fucking idiot of modern times. If he gets in, I have absolutely zero sympathy for what happens next. I'll just sit back with a nice bowl of popcorn and watch the carnage unfold like a fist fight during a footy game or some cop beating an Abo half to death for vomiting on his patrol car.
>>56862140
Trump will be good for America, good for Australia, and good for the world.
>>56862132
You mean the day we acknowledge that most of us are only part british and stop sucking another countries dick.
>>56862132
>We already are independent and have been absolutely since 1986 and primarily since 1901
Entirely correct, sir. Let me clarify: by independent state I mean pulling an India or holding the regional equivalent of the Boston Tea Party. Something like that.
>>56862140
Well, honestly, I kind of wanted some interesting happening to occur too, which is why I voted for him. Understand, I didn't really vote for him based on political intellect.
Also he is sort of a poison repellent for faggots and libtards so I'm proud of that too.
>>56862223
I certainly wouldn't wand to be any more like India or America than we already are. Let's avoid doing anything so rash or vain.
>>56862150
You're a fool.
>>56862237
Why on Earth would you throw your vote away like that? In Australia, voting doesn't matter, we get a new PM every year regardless of who gets voted in, but in the States voting is optional with less than 50% of the country on the electoral roll. You could have made a difference.
>>56862223
Yes you suck british dick everytime you salutre your own flag...
If you want to be british go live there and stop taking away our culture.
>>56862309
>stop taking away our culture
What fucking culture? Sport?
m8, I live here, there's less culture than a fucking petri dish.
>>56862309
>taking away our culture
Destroying Australia's British heritage is taking away our culture. If you destroy our heritage, what will we have left? "Multiculturalism" and post-war American influence. Why don't you move to America, China, or Lebanon, instead of trying to turn Australia in to them, you cuck fuck?
>>56862294
Look, even if he does get elected what makes you think anything's going to change in our country? We got checks and balances that prevent the executives from doing anything. So he's probably gonna be the same as any other politician in the merry-go-round of politician circlejerk fuckery, either fucking up our country or doing nothing or both.
So honestly, I don't think it matters who I vote for, unless it's somebody like Shillary, and even Commie Sanders, lord knows he won't get anywhere with the Senate being majority conservative.
>>56862363
You do understand though that by being all
>Im british, proud to be british because im a quarter british and thats why we have a british flag.
You are no better than those white people who always talk about being aboriginal?
>>56861803
>was referring to 1830s
literally everyone will assume 1930s if you just say "30s" you fucking faggot
>>56862391
I'm actually half British, cunt, and I will ask you to respect my heritage.
>>56862369
>Destroying Australia's British heritage is taking away our culture. If you destroy our heritage, what will we have left?
>>56862439
>a criminal
>he was British anyway
The armour is snazzy and all but try harder mate.
Bit rich coming from someone who wants to sook about bogan convicts, at that.
>>56862382
You make a valid point.
Pic kinda related, just got this captcha and it rustles me. IT'S A FUCKING UTE
>>56862474
>he was British
you can come if you promise to watch our sports
oi does anyone know if maccas is open today? Serious question cause i can't be fucked cooking and i'm hungry
>>56862538
Our game shows are next to none as well! Prime Ministerial Shuffle is a particular favourite that's on once every 12 months or so.
>Choose English (UK) for captcha
>get Select all Lorry's
>Choose English (US) for captcha
>get Select all Pickup Trucks
CAN'T FUCKING WIN
>>56862549
Are you fuckin' srs m8? Of course they're open, because people like you exist and they fuckin' know it.
>>56862516
Driving cars scares me. Not so with four-wheelers though. Or dunebuggies if I ever will drive one of those.
You guys drive dunebuggies in 'Straya, aye? I wanna be like Gordon Freeman in HL2. Kek.
>>56862603
>I wanna be like Gordon Freeman in HL2
autism detected
>>56862603
Not really dune buggies per se, more like a Toyota Corolla that's full of rust and you sit on a milk crate.
>>56862474
>Ned Kelly
>British
Are you actually retarded?
>>56862603
pic related
>>56862522
>Edward "Ned" Kelly (December 1854 – 11 November 1880) was an Australian bushranger of Irish descent. He was born in the British colony of Victoria as the third of eight children to an Irish convict from County Tipperary and an Australian mother with Irish parentage.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_Kelly
>of Irish descent
British.
>born in the British colony of Victoria
British.
>to an Irish convict
British.
>Australian mother with Irish parentage
British.
>>56862474
>he was British anyway
>>56862474
When did they stop teaching you fuckbags basic Australian history?
>>56862614
Yeah I'm autistic, not heavily however. Sometimes I wish I wasn't because then I'd get more friends and maybe a qt gf.
Oh well, such is life, I suppose.
>>56862635
Sounds fun, can you get arrested for running down critters?
>>56862659
>In a manifesto letter, Kelly—denouncing the police, the Victorian Government and the British Empire—set down his own account of the events leading up to his outlawry.
He also self-identified as a Native Australian (meaning born here) above any other allegiances
>this thread
autists, the lot of you.
>>56862722
Well, considering that I was never taught a shred of history in my 12 years of compulsory edumacation, and I'm 22 now, I would say its been longer than 17 years.
>Australians are now self-hating cucks as well
Ah for fuck's sake, you guys were my exit plan
>>56862785
how the fuck were you not taught any australian history in year 7, 8, 9 or 10?
Are public schools really this awful?
Saying "australia has no culture" is like an american saying that they have no accent
>>56862769
I'm offended. Haha jk cunt.
Here's a meme for you.
>>56860883
For the record 1,2,7 and 8 are Government policy.
1,3,4,5,7 and 8 are just anon being a cunt.
>>56862848
used to be obsessed with the zodiac 2bh ever since seeing the movie in 2007
>>56862825
He's a pom
>>56860992
You failed the test. Stay in your fascist shithole.
>>56860883
>Do you have any valuable skills?
This is the question everybody asks. But if we were doctors or programmers or experienced businessmen, why the fuck would we want to leave the USA?
>>56860961
I know a guy named Harley. He goes by something else.
>>56862825
Yes, they really are that awful. Then again, I was in a school that was pretty much an experiment for the Queensland Government that is continuing to this day and has been nothing but a detriment to those that went through the curriculum there.
Can't say much about the rest of the state or the country as a whole, but my high school was a fucked up place.
>>56862755
>implying that one cannot be both a nativist and enthusiastic about the British Empire
We need to keep non-Australians out, and we need to bring back the Empire.
>>56862867
He's probably still alive today. But really old, and uncapable of killing.
I bet we'd make great friends, you, me, and the Zodiac Killer. Kek.
>>56862890
How'd I fail the test, faggot cunt? Pls enlighten me sirrah!
>>56862936
>implying it's just one person
you need to put on the tinfoil cap of enligtenment
>>56862874
Half Pom, what's your point? I was born and raised here.
>>56862862
Does the government actually ask you if you're white?
why do people think Australia becoming americanised is a new thing? It's literally been happening since the 40s. Since then Australian culture has always been a hybrid of British and American culture and even those two cultures aren't THAT fucking different if you really think about it. Fuck people just love arguing over stupid semantics, don't they.
what you SHOULD be worried about is the growing influence of chink culture. That culture is fundamentally different to all forms of western culture.
>>56862968
You're supposed to be apathetic about the monarchy and correct grammar.
Also you need to have real qualifications or you legit won't get a visa.
Also I don't like you.
>>56862986
Pretty sure it was one person, my fellow American. If you disagree please post information proving otherwise, otherwise I'm going to simply ignore your comment as hearsay.
>>56863003
>why do people think Australia becoming americanised is a new thing? It's literally been happening since the 40s.
No, it's been happening since the gold rushes when they came in droves. Same with chinks. Where do you think the dim sim and chiko roll came from?
>>56863000
Not any more.
There was a white Australia policy up until the 70s ore something, now they just discriminate against the poor. It's extremely easy to overstay a visa if you fly in but if you come by boat they'll deport you.
>>56863055
>No, it's been happening since the gold rushes when they came in droves
well yeah probably that too. But my point still stands.
>>56863075
No, it really doesn't. People don't think Australia becoming Americanised is new, it's a well known and documented fact.
Chink culture is weird, but their food is top notch.
>>56863024
>you're supposed to be apathetic about the monarchy and correct grammar
Is it bad that I support the monarchy and have correct grammar?
>real qualifications or else GTFO
I'll get some soon, don't worry.
>I don't like you.
I don't like you either. You just watch yourself, I'm a wanted man, I have the death sentence on 12 star systems.
>>56863118
Chinks assimilate very well. If they were born here especially.
>>56863153
I'm not saying they don't. I just said their culture is unusual to a westerner.
>>56863151
The monarchy is a non issue, their power is only symbolic.
Most people would call you a poofter for spelling right, and unless you're in school or writing something important then American and British english are interchangable.
>>56862722
>Ned Kelly
>historically significant
In any event, here's what my old school (a rather pricey private school, at that, rather than one of those really awful public schools a la >>56862825) taught, ordered roughly by year level:
>Dawn of civilisation (Ancient Egypt, Mesopotamia, China, etc.)
>Aboriginal shit
>WW1
>WW2
>Colonialism was bad, wah wah Aborigines
>American rebellion
>French revolution
>Russian communist revolution
>Modern Japan
>Modern China
I guess the limit of our Australian history was Aboriginal nonsense and the two wars.
If I were to design a history curriculum for schools, it would include topics such as:
>Ancient Greece
>Ancient Rome
>Early Christianity, the Schism, the fall of Rome (and briefly also the fall of Eastern Rome)
>The various waves of conquest/settlement of England and how this changed the society there
>Religious conflict in Europe, including a look at the reigns of Henry VIII, Mary I and Elizabeth I, as well as at things like the Popish plots
>English Civil War
>19th Century: Napoleon, Bismarck, U.S. Civil War, Meiji Restoration - the birth of nationalism
>The British Empire: America, Asia, Africa
>Australian settlement
>Australian in the 19th Century
>Australia in the 20th Century (apart from wartime stuff)
>WW1, WW2, Cold War
Ultimately, because Australia is such a young country, it's really difficult to learn much from the history of Australia alone. To understand our legal, political and cultural institutions, we must look at Europe, and especially Britain.
>>56863024
Fuck off you dopey cunt.
>>56863003
It's not a new thing but it's certainly something to oppose as much as possible. What's happened has happened, but being raped once doesn't mean you aren't bothered the second time.
>>56863251
>Public school is bad meme.
>>56863203
Sometimes I don't spell right, don't get me wrong, I'm still a stupid Americunt with alot of subjects, especially science and a little bit of math.
>>56863251
This man. Please run for Education Minister, you might fix a lot of our young fuck ups. It's too late for me (pub-school-fag), but you can do it if you try, bro.
>>56863203
>heya mom whats your favorite color?
>>56863362
Get the fuck out.
>>56863362
>Hi mother, what's your favourite colour?
>>56863362
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
>>56863412
You can replace this cunt >>56863362
>>56863412
It's spelt muther.
>>56863441
Kek.
>>56863356
>you might fix a lot of our young fuck ups
I'm inclined to suspect that there is an ideological motive behind not teaching us our own history or heritage. Look at what we did with Aborigines - took them out of their communities, raised them in our culture, and prevented them from learning about their own people. That's a great way to kill Aboriginal culture. What are our schools and the government-set curriculum doing? Forcing kids to learn about anything but their nation's own past and origins, except insofar as they can put a political spin on it to make it seem like something bad. Seems to me like the system is designed to kill Australian culture, and to make us more accepting of cosmopolitanism/multiculturalism/internationalism/globalism.
Anyway, as a result of that ideological climate, Bob Katter has a better chance of becoming Prime Minister than anyone with views like mine has of getting an important cabinet post.
>>56863329
Public, private, doesn't matter with the curriculum we have had. I haven't been to a public high school so I don't know how they are, but on the basis of comparing the public primary school I went to to my high school, I have to say that I wouldn't want to send my children to a public school.
>>56860961
Funk off you un Australian cunt
>>56860787
>usa
if you leave your western degeneracy behind you might be able to integrate
>>56863528
Might have just been a bad school. I went to an average primary school and a very good high school. Both public.
Is /int/ usually this racist or is this thread an isolated case?
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>56863576
>Western degeneracy
Well I'm not really degenerate myself, though I do have an addiction to computers. It seems I can't get off it because the world around me is such shit and boring.
>>56863617
/int/ is /pol/'s playground.
>>56863617
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>>56863528
Considering my experience in the public school system, wherein we were "taught" the barest of Aboriginal history in the most guilt-tripping of ways (stolen generation, it's all your fault because you're white, you pillaged the land, privilege etc), I find your statement to be agreeable as well as incredibly depressing that the betterment of our children's education is shunted to the side in favour of political ideology and "multiculturalism".
>>56863725
This desu^ I originally came from /pol/.
>>56863617
It's a Straya thread, are you new here or something?
>>56863617
australians are notorious racist everywhere. ive seen a bunch of "austraia is a racist country" "australia is at it again" threads and aussie posters denying it in denial on other non anonymous forums for years.
test
>>56860883
>8.) Do you like our flag?
>our flag
>>56863856
>australians are notorious racist
>Japanese
You are from the most xenophobic country on the planet. I'm not saying that we're not racist, but you're basically calling the kettle black.
>>56863856
>>56863907
日本とオーストラリアは仲間だ
>aussie posters denying it in denial on other non anonymous forums for years
They sound like cucks to me.
>>56863939
Bruh, the fuck are you on about?
>>56863985
Japan and Australia are good friends because both countries dislike foreigners.
Also, people who panic and deny it when accused of racism are cucks.
I didn't think it was a very complicated idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RenRILqwhJs
>>56864090
Nigga, when I have to throw Nipponese into Google Translate and it comes up with "Japan and Australia's companion", shit gets confusing. It's a little something called "lost in translation", perhaps you've heard of the concept.
Something like that can turn a very simple idea into the most complicated in the shortest amount of time possible.
>>56864131
We should do it.
Those fuckers said they wouldn't be in for Federation but would surely join later on, and then they used WW1 as an excuse to never do it. They are rightful Australian clay.
>>56864205
It would literally just be,
"Japan and Australia are companions."
I added an explanation because I thought you wanted one.
>>56860883
>I'm white
>I'm a pretty sound sleeper, does that count?
>not a poof, I eat dead animal
>I-I'm actually pretty left, just not faggot tumblr left.
>fuck muzzies, chinks don't bother me
>yes
>neutral on monarchy, I don't give a shit
>I love the flag
Am I allowed to co-Wait...
>>56864274
No, see, I understood when you gave context. Even though most of our speech is arbitrary and literally means nothing, that "are" is extremely important in getting your point across.
"Japan and Australia's companion" and "Japan and Australia are companions" are two very different, very seperate sentences and concepts. Like "Fuck me, Dad" and "Fuck me Dad", that comma means everything and completely changes the message the sentence is attempting to convey.
>>56863939
オーストラリアと日本は友達です is probably the more apt phrase.
>>56863907
you are a literal inb4. i intentionally didnt put it on my last post.
most of what you mentioned eventually comes from delusions of weebs and socially awkward anime nerds. but the topics and the arguments of australia come out of more normal people. theres a huge difference between those.
>>56863939
i never said this is my view of australia. anyway, ive seen too many butthurt aussies going apeshit over it and denying it in full force on some normal boards.
>>56861054
Says the fuckin chink
>>56864627
>you are a literal inb4. i intentionally didnt put it on my last post.
Then it's not an inb4. Learn to inb4.
>delusions of weebs and socially awkward anime nerds
Not necessarily, have you seen the way that basically your entire country has been treating ethnic Chinese and Koreans recently/for the past 100 years?
My point still stands, you're calling the kettle black. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, I'm just pointing it out.
>>56864453
I wonder if Google Translate didn't put an "is" and then contract it. There's no reason for it to have put an ownership apostrophe-s there.
>Japan and Australia are companions
>Japan and Australia is companion
Because there are no plural nouns in Japanese, it wouldn't know whether to put companions or companion. And because "companion" is singular, it chose "is" rather than "are", to match that noun. Maybe, then, it judges by the copula form (I used casual language rather than polite/more formal) that it's okay to abbreviate rather than leave all words in full, so it turned "Australia is" in to "Australia's". That would be my guess, at least.
>>56864556
そうでもないと思うよ
文法的には君の文は間違っていないけど、
「仲間」と「友達」はニュアンスが違うからね
日本国旗の意見はどうかな
>>56864627
お願いします。
>butthurt aussies going apeshit over it
What I mean is that anybody who would get butthurt or go apeshit over being called "racist" is a cuckold.
>>56864927
Perhaps rephrase it as, "The dishwasher calling the washing machine white," if you don't want to say it's a bad thing. Traditionally, black is evil and white is good, so that idiom is generally used in reference to something negative.
>>56865098
私はそのグーグル翻訳前提にあなたに同意したいです。私は今、実際に興味があります。より多くの研究が必要です。
>mfw my dad is an aussie so I got both UK and Aus passports
Already staying for a year soon, will stay forever if Brexit fails.
>>56865265
Fuck off back to Japan, slope
>>56864738
Koreans aren't chinks you nip
>>56860883
>1.) Are you White?
yes - but you are not
>2.) Do you have any valuable skills?
yes
>3.) Are you not a poofter (including vegetarian)?
yes
>4.) Are you not a leftist?
yes
>5.) Do you hate Muzzies and Chinks?
yes
>6.) Can you spell properly (instead of in the incorrect American way)?
yes
>7.) Do you support our monarchy?
NO
>8.) Do you like our flag?
yes
Fuck off I'll never go there
>>56866336
>>7.) Do you support our monarchy?
>NO
>Fuck off I'll never go there
Good.
