Sup 4ch, I'm a ukrainian fag and that's my first time on this imageboard. My english isn't very good, but I can speak with you on it. Also you can try to learn russian/ukrainian with me. Ask any questions because I have a lot of free time.
Pierogi or pelmeni?
Be careful this is very important question and might decide my view on Ukrainians for the rest of my life.
Hi Ukrainebro, which part of the country did you grow up in?
>I'm a ukranian fag
Too much ruskie cock in your bootyhole?
>>56860137
you scared him, nigga
please give me a new stalker game. the series is the only non japanese game i can really get into.
>>56860137
Bliny.
>>56860139
I grow up in central Ukraine, always wanted to travel to Galicia. One time even I had a chance, but the problems with my health has destroyed my plans.
>>56860249
hand over dark souls 3 before any negotiations take place
>>56860316
>Bliny
you're dead to me now
>>56860316
Cool, I drove from Odessa to Kiev a few years ago, its really pretty farmland all through the centre
>>56860204
Why do you talking about dicks?
>>56860249
Try to play with mods, they can really change all the game to replay it.
>>56860316
>Кoмикcы-oтгaдaйкa-pпц-peлигия
What?
>>56860421
Oh shit bro, you make me laugh
>>56860137
>Pierogi
This is how you call pelmeni?
You mixed up all of this, stupid stupid Poland
I know a gay Ukrainian guy studying here. Is that possible? Being gay in Ukraine
Здapoв yкpaинцы, в Узбeкиcтaнe Pyccкиe и Укpaинцы дpyжaт, вeдь мы бpaтyшки
>>56860478
I'd shank you for this.
>>56860632
Yes that's possible because we are geyropeans like other European Union countries.
>>56860655
Кcтaти, в Укpaинe я чтo-тo нe видeл yжe дaвнo yзбeкoв и кaзaхoв. Хoтя мoжeт этo пoтoмy, чтo я cыч.
I can't wait until Ukraine is a first world, developed country.
>>56860204
> 2ch pic
this
>>56860107
Do you like Russia?
>>56860107
How does it feel having the most attractive women in the world, and not being able to fuck any of them
I suppose if you get desperate, you could always settle for some Russian girl.
Cкaжи мнe пoжaлyйcтa, зaвиcит-ли eкoнoмикa твoeй cтpaны oт cигapeтнoй кoнтpaбaнды или этo мб тoлькo хoбби вceх хoхлoв?
>>56860881
Sure I don't.
>>56860926
>and not being able to fuck any of them
Why do you think like this?
>>56860975
>cигapeтнaя кoнтpaбaндa
У нac нa этoм вcя экoнoмикa дepжитcя, ecли бы нe кoнтpaбaндa cигapeт, дeфoлт пpoизoшeл бы yжe в нaчaлe 2015 и дeнeг нa ATO нe былo бы.
>>56860975
https://youtu.be/vrYvcFDNmBM
Кoтятки нe cтoит coвaть cвoи нocики в этy тeмoчкy. Bы coннeнькиe, cлaдeнькиe, вaм вce пoтягyшки. Этo нe тo. Этo нe мeдвeжaтки и дaжe нe пингвинчики. Cюдa лyчшe хвocтикaми нe хитpить. Cepьeзнo, любoй из вac бyдeт cидeть нa гoлoвкe. Лyчшe caдитecь нa кoлeнoчкy и пpижимaйтecь нeжнeнькo к живoтикy. Я впoлнe пoнимaю чтo дaнным cooбщeньицeм вызoвy дoпoлнитeльный интepecик, нo хoчy cpaзy пpeдocтepeчь пытливeньких — cтoпyшки. Ocтaльныe пpocтo нe пoднимyт лaпoк.
![1389467710600[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R10NNsB.jpg "1389467710600[2].jpg")
Would you say hi to Lera for /int/?
Who did MH17?
>>56861192
нe мeми нa мeня
>>56861269
What about Tay'a?
http://tvn24bis.pl/tech-moto,80/tay-chatbot-microsoftu-publikowal-rasistowskie-tweety,630054.html
Who redpilled her?
>>56860107
>my first time on this imageboard.
enjoy the depression and low self esteem after your done
Bы тoлькo пocмoтpитe, yкpaинeц, этo жe тaкaя peдкocть нa /int/-e! Дaвaйтe плoдить тpeды!
>>56861446
aгa cмoтpю я чтo y тeбя пoпкa пpигopeлa Eблaн
>>56861446
Hy хyй знaeт, я нe дyмaл, чтo здecь тoжe мнoгo хoхлoв.
>>56861282
Separatist.
>>56861269
I will say ББПE.
>>56861623
>I will say BBPE.
What did he mean by this?
хeллo бpaт, кaк дeпa ?
>>56861446
so, you speak Russian, then you living in east Ukraine right? are you ok there?
>>56860107
дa ти eбa мaйкaтa фaшиcткa
>>56862660
he is oppressed minority needing saving by big strong vova
>>56861849
Hit a woman in the face
>>56861446
Yes, its time for us to assemble within our own general. Here is the first meme.
>>56862740
>yes you fuck undershirt that female fascist
>>56863166
Are you or anybody you know affected in any way by the Great Chernobyl Rave of 1986? Leukaemia, thyroid cancer, extra limbs etc?
I used to go out with a Ukrainian girl (half tatar and from odessa) and whenever I called her Ukrainian she got mad.
Is that normal?
>>56860655
A yзбeки дpyжaт c yкpaинцaми и pyccкими?
>>56863288
Yes
But it's not normal to go out with a person outside your own race
>>56863278
Well the mutants rarely ambush you on your way home these days, its just like one or two per week and the limb amount drops as low a 6.
But generally, thyroid cancer is the most common crap so they just screen grannies twice as much.
>>56860107
Who is the legitimate successor of Kievan Rus, the Ukraine or Russia?
>>56863589
Whoever has Kiev.
>>56863589
I think both.
>>56863589
Nobody. It is dead. We got north-eastern part. Cockholes got southern part of it. We have Novgorod and Vladimir. They have Kiev and Chernigov.
>>56863622
Challenge accepted
>>56863794
kek
>>56860107
Have you ever been to Australia?
I live in Melbourne and am interested in meeting foreigners, but the only foreign-born immigrants are from shitholes like China and India, and all the European immigrants came over in the 20th century so the closest you can get is their natural Australian-born kids.
I want to meet Eastern European people, I am fascinated with the history and culture, plus I'm Catholic but I think Orthodoxy is really cool.
What are your religious views and upbringing, if any?
>>56860655
Rare
![original1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fS2KrRp.jpg "original1[1].jpg")
>>56863794
We'll be waiting.
What animus do people in Ukraine watch?
>>56863851
That's cockhole's mentality: instead of preparing they will just wait.
>>56863914
It means they're already prepared, mate.
>>56863937
>It means they're already prepared
somehow i doubt that
>>56863829
He couldn't even go to the western part of his own country and you ask if he was in Australia. Plane ticket to Australia costs like 2 monthly wages here. And you also have to come back so multiply it by 2. And you need visa that is reeeeeally hard to get.
>>56863829
Young people dont care about the church at all. Its qutie comic at this point anyway.
>>56863794
Not so fast lad, we'll be coming too.
>>56863589
Belaruse.
>>56864008
Oh boy, what a day.
>>56864016
Drevlians forests*
>>56863961
Of course. But it was the implication from the Ukrainian.
>>56863966
I didn't realise it was still that bad lmao.
>>56864004
I guess I'll have to marry a Polish person instead.
>>56863288
call her "malorussian" and she will sukk ur dick like a motor pump
>>56864140
>4 ukrainian posters
>2 are namefags
>>56860107
Why are there so many qt grill in Ukraine ?
Peritionn of Ukraine between Poland and Russia when?
>>56864225
The ugly ones dont survive.
tfw you will never live a peaceful moral life amidst the rolling Carpathian hills [spoiler]like your ancestors did[/spoiler]
>>56863829
>I am fascinated with the history and culture, plus I'm Catholic but I think Orthodoxy is really cool.What are your religious views and upbringing, if any?
To be honest like 90% of youth in russia/ukraine/belarus don't really care about religion at all and not interested in their own history/culture. They will not tell you much about it simply because they probably know nothing about that lol.
>>56864234
when polan rent someone's army on few years
>>56864306
What are they interested in?
How's Ukraine situation nowadays? Are the separatists laying low for a while, or does Syria news just overshadow them? Are there any kind of peace talks going on?
And when will you join the Anchl... Europe Union?
>>56864365
vodka and cigarettes :DDDD
>>56864323
we have enough gear i think
>>56864365
Alcohol, parties, easy sex.
Some people are really into making money but it's not that easy here as you probably know already.
>>56864365
The "religion" is only alive here because babushkas keep praying "just in case". Cheaper than medication.
>>56864380
>Are the separatists laying low for a while
Yes,agreements working
>And when will you join the Anchl... Europe Union?
Promised in 2017,but i think in 5 years. Not with this politicians.
How much of a bad idea is it for a South Western European looking bloke to visit Russia/Ukraine ?
>>56864523
Good idea desu. Russian girls will like you and your gorgeous dick a lot.
>>56864523
A bretty good idea.
>>56864306
Sad, I want to meet a cute Orthodox Slavic girl and get married
But the only immigrants who come here are from shitty countries, so if I wanted to meet them I'd have to actually save my cents and go over there.
It's rough, because it's hard to find girls here who give a shit about religion. At uni there are a few Catholic girls who hang around the religious centre, but the ones who are attractive are either more shy than me or have boyfriends.
>>56864506
Noice. I sympathize a bit with Ukraine. My best wishes to you, Ukraine bro.
[spoiler]send blonde ladies down here for... touristic purposes.[/spoiler]
>>56864580
Try Georgia. They are somehow still Orthodox as fuck. They even fast.
>>56863546
Do you carry a bunch of bolts with you and throw them ahead when walking to detect anomalies?
>>56864580
>ones who are attractive are either more shy than me
whats stopping you then ? man up
>>56864638
Bolts are expensive, man. I just let the dog sniff it.
>>56860795
Never gona happen unfortunately.
>>56864580
I think if you will ever meet such a girl here (but i highly doubt it) she will be not a good looking one with a lot of crazy relatives.
What city are you from
>>56864812
Kiev reporting.
>>56864576
>>56864569
You guys are just trying to get me killed i bet.
But im planning to start visiting eastern europe countries as i've already completed my western/central europe tour.
Guess i'll start with mother Russia.
>>56864616
Georgians are even rarer to meet here than Russians or Ukrainians. If you can send some of them over here then by all means.
>>56864641
I've tried to talk to them, but they can't do it. When I first went up to them they blushed and froze. It sounds cute but it's not, they're really awkward and I feel embarrassed trying to talk to them. One of them apparently wants to become a nun so that's pointless anyway (and it might explain not wanting to get involved with boys).
>inb4 "they want to get away from you"
>>56864696
Aren't there families who go to the local church on Sunday for liturgy, and the kids go to Sunday school or do some kind of youth group? Are there people who go to Orthodox schools? I went to Catholic schools. Surely there are some people who take an interest and stick with the faith – even here in lefty Melbourne there is a large Catholic community with plenty of young people.
why do you post anime pictures in here
>>56864896
>I've tried to talk to them, but they can't do it. When I first went up to them they blushed and froze. It sounds cute but it's not, they're really awkward and I feel embarrassed trying to talk to them.
some people have a hard time opening to random people, dont feel discouraged by that
>>56860107
>ask any questions
Wali Na sosach bydlo.
>>56864828
Are you a cossack
>>56864666
11/10, I laughed harder than I should have. You cool, Ukrainebro.
>>56864961
He's cocksuck.
>>56864934
Yeah it's crazy though, they could have social issues or something, otherwise they were probably just sheltered like me (I went to an all-male Catholic high school, little experience talking to girls). I've tried to have a presence around the religious building so they see me around and become more familiar, but it's a whole lot of effort to talk to girls I may not have much in common with.
>>56865160
>but it's a whole lot of effort to talk to girls I may not have much in common with.
indeed it is, getting an introverted person to trust you and open up is not easy
>>56865160
Your school didn't have a sister school that did events with you
>>56864896
Some people usually go to church/cathedral only on major religious holydays (a few times a year). But they do it mostly because it's a family tradition, not because they are genuinely interested in it. And don't be delusional, those are the same girls who will get heavily drunk literally the next day after it and ride some guy's dick.
There are also small churches that are a part of big universities but the situation is the same there. Only people who are interested in it are probably the ones who take religious studies courses but they are not religious themselves.
Hello Ukraine
>>56865358
hello USA
>>56865392
Hello Serbia
>>56865402
How's it going?
Good morning USA and good evening Ukraine.
>>56865447
Okay i suppose. I lost my job and have 30 dollars to my name
>>56865465
NEET with $20 then stfu.
>>56865451
Its 13:44 here.
>>56865465
What were you doing? are you staying with your family now?
>>56865211
>>56865226
We did, they had a day once a year where we would meet the girls from the same year level.
As an all-girls school, they focused a whole lot on marketing themselves for girls. My all boys school emphasised building us into men with classes like woodwork and facilities for construction and agriculture and stuff, but the sister school went all out.
Literally everything they did was about "empowering girls" and "21st century education for girls". They have a Twitter account where they post goings-on in the school, and it's always related to girls. #girlsintheknow, #girlseducation, and stuff like that. They just seem to be really focused on the fact that they're a girls school, whereas my school marketed itself as just that - a Catholic high school for young men with all these facilities, students get this, there are these sports and these art programs, etc. Then the stuff they actually teach the girls is laden with feminist bullshit. I'm not talking about just telling them they can achieve anything in life, but they had incursions from feminist speakers about women's struggle and the patriarchy.
Plus, calling themselves a Catholic school is cheating - my older sister went through there, and they didn't even have regular mass or a religious presence in the school. Where I went we had a year level mass once every second week. Some kids complained but they're at a Catholic school, they can just deal with sitting for forty minutes every second week.
Sorry, I'm ranting. Basically my friends and I would just fuck around on our own on those mixer days, to hide the fact that we were scared of talking to girls. Plus the school was full of feminists and skinheaded lesbians who were full of opinions about men. Obviously I'm generalising but it wasn't a good place to meet nice, like-minded, pious, chaste Catholic girls.
>>56865558
Who would send his kid to get blueballed for 10 years?
>>56865635
High school in Australia goes for six years.
It was a really good school, and I wouldn't have wanted to go anywhere else honestly. Not really any bullying (I was a nerdy kid, but still got along pretty well with everyone), a lot of the teachers were relatable guys in their 20s who really treated us like grown-ups, and just a good atmosphere with the teachers and priests (>inb4 rape).
Yeah the all-male thing kind of screwed me but I believe I'll meet someone when the time comes. It's also kind of my fault as a shy person in general, other guys who went to the school never had any problems with girls.
>>56865465
>>56865545
Yep
>>56865964
And I'm just looking for a job and shitposting
>>56865999
kek.
good luck tripsman
Any Kyiv-fags here?
>>56865999
> just looking for a job
You are lazy. If you really wanted to get a job you'd get it straight away.
There are millions very well-paid available jobs right now in your city.
>>56866074
you got some nice monuments тбх
>>56866127
>>56866095
Except the job market for my skills are saturated.
>>56866074
>>56864828
Weather is shit today.
Do you see hope the countries future?
>>56866218
Only if we somehow manage to relocate it to another hemisphere.
>>56866127
>тбх
I haven't visited 4chan for almost half a year, is this shit still exist?
desu cuck
>>56866203
It was much worse yesterday
>>56866296
At least the rain is some actual weather. Im so tired of clouds, fuck. Gib sun.
>>56866370
Gib spring, i'm fucking tired og winter and cold.
Also if not the wind it was way more warm and comfy outside.
>>56866457
I hate the wind. It makes a 50 degree day feel like a 30 degree day
![200_s[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/HAuhmGC.gif "200_s[1].gif")
>>56866553
>50 degree day
>>56866457
Блaгaю, нe тpeбa бiльшe нeймфaгiв.
>>56866652
Дoбpe
>>56866652
I forgot you guys use that meme system of measurement
What are your thoughts on this handsome man
>>56866802
Its time for him to get another stroke, lethal this time.
hey ukrainebro, what are your thought on Putin's annexation of Krim?
>>56866832
*liberation
>>56860107
вышивaтник нeбocь?
>>56866832
I don't give a shit. One 3rd world russian-speaking shithole took a piece of another 3rd world russian-speaking shithole.
![moreshamefurdispray[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/QMTPZOZ.png "moreshamefurdispray[1].png")
>>56866832
>>56866959
A TO!
>>56866959
Пpивeт, пpиднecтpoвьe.
>>56866959
>вышивaтник
kek
>>56866977
Just means that the amount of 3rd world shithole Ukraine has to govern is a little bit less.
>>56866652
Tpяcця твoїй мaтepi! Пepший yкpaїнeць, який дpyкyє нa yкpaїнcькiй мoвi в цьoмy тpeдi! Я нaвiть ввiмкнyв yкpaїнcькy poзклaдкy зapaди цьoгo.
what do you think about turkey?
Are Ukraine really very poor?
>>56865827
fuck off and never post in comfy threads again you piece of shit
>>56867276
A нaхyя нa нiй пиcaти? Її тyт poзyмiють лишe yкpoaнoни.
>>56867375
How much ISIS oil costs?
>>56867427
People from west ukr are going to be plumbers in your cunt, is that enough?
>>56867463
its the most expensive oil in the world it seems
>>56867276
У мeнe пocтiйнo yвiмкнeнa, пpo вcяк випaдoк.
>>56867463
Кyльтypa, кypвo. A нacпpaвдi тaк нaбaгaтo пpиємнiшe. Pociйcькy я в poт їбaв.
>>56867375
I like Turkey, actually after you shotted down russian plane in Syria. But I don't like that your country can't give the kurds more rights or even make the autonomy.
What you think about kurds and Ukraine?
>>56864896
I can be your orthodox bf if you take hormones
>>56867501
Sad to hear tbqh
take care
>>56867569
*shot
*self-fix*
>>56867568
Haхyя?(2) Mи тyт з iнoзeмцями cпiлкyємocя, для poзмoв yкpaїнcькoю є yчaн чи щe щocь тaм.
>>56867536
Is this USD per gallon?
I haven't paid anywhere near $3.85 for gas in like 2 years; it's been around $2/gal for awhile now
>>56867569
actually before the violence broke out we were giving them more rights
the state system is being worked on which will give the kurds quasi autonomy, education in minority languages have begun, the anti-kurdish laws from the coup times are being removed (a constitution change is needed for us to implement some though) and other smaller moves like kurdish road info plates etc are being implemented as well
kurds are alright, some are very integrated. i hate the communist terrorist kurds though
i hate the akp government, but frankly they are the most pro-kurdish government we have had until the peace talks failed
>>56867568
A ты в кaкoм peгиoнe живeшь, нa yкpaинcкoм ИPЛ гoвopишь? Я вoт в цeнтpaльнoй Укpaинe, и мeня пpocтo дoeбaл cypжик. Heт бы вce гoвopили yжe чиcтo нa pyccкoм или yкpaинcкoм, нo нeт, нaдo cмeшивaть двa языкa и гoвopить кaк eбaный тyпoй peднeк.
>>56867570
Ok
But for real, what's it like there?
What can you tell me about Georgia, life there, what the cities are like, and its people?
Can many Georgian people afford to come to Australia?
>>56867736
Фopчyю зa cypжик. Я caм в cocничecтвe жил в цeнтpaльнoй yкpaхe, этoт eбaный гoвop дoeбaл eщe тoгдa.
>>56867642
Чoмy б i нi? Tyт yci cпiлкyютьcя зi cвoїми нa cвoїй мoвi, тiльки ми шифpyємocя. Пoтiм питaють чи poзмoвляють y нac тyт взaгaлi yкpaїнcькoю. У мeня дyпa пaлaє, я тaк нe мoжy.
Myшy бiгти, щacти бpaтe.
yanukovych gov or post maidan gov?
>>56867941
Yanukovych gov no.
How does the whole war thing influence you or your family?
Do you play CS:GO like all the other slavs?
>>56868026
I'm in 300 km to the front, so I haven't any problems because of it.
I don't play because of low fps on my laptop, but if i will buy normal PC, i will play as a terrorists and crying Allahu Akbar in voice chat.
Inshalla.
>>56868119
I play that shit around once a month nigger and I always get shouted at by slavs
/v/ is the worst fucking board next to /b/
>>56868189
because you suck at this game
>>56868444
LE is okay though
nice numbers btw
>>56867782
>What can you tell me about Georgia, life there, what the cities are like, and its people?
you gotta be specific
>Can many Georgian people afford to come to Australia?
only the richest folk, probably like top 3% can afford to go on a vacation there.
>>56868544
y-you too
i had dmg but i stopped playing
>>56868578
Well, what's it like to walk down the street in Georgia's biggest city? Is it fairly clean, wealthy, or safe? Do you have McDonald's and iPhones, public schools and public transport? How has Georgia recovered after the USSR breakup? What are the people like - Are many people involved in crime? What sort of work do they do? Are the people kind and warm, or cold and individual? How are outsiders, Muslims, homosexuals, atheists, Jews and Gypsies viewed?
I'm only looking for a broad explanation.
>>56860107
Paзминaй тoлcтyю кишкy. Здecь вce твoи дpyзья.
>>56869168
>Do you have McDonald's and iPhones, public schools and public transport?
What's that? I don't have those in my hut
Cлaвa Уpинe!
>>56869236
Dobro pozhalovat'. Snova.
>>56869358
Volodin dolbit normalno.
>>56869358
Lel.
>>56869358
Kekd swastika in Jews star.
>>56860107
>>56869690
Na sosach bydlo.
What does it mean? I can read but don't understand.
Ukraine is the only third world country that's filled with white people.
>>56860850
why 2ch. that meme is made in vk.
>>56870101
>slavshit
>white people
I'm more white than Ukrainians
>>56870101
Oh my, I can't imagine what Xth is Belarus, then.
>>56861623
How dare you not know Lera, you embarrassing me. It's like you're not into little girls or something.
>>56870101
remind me articles that describing a third world country
>>56870238
>I'm more white than Ukrainians
whittu piggu go homu then
>>56860137
>Pierogi or pelmeni?
Always Vereniki!
Is Na'Vi back?
Let's say I want to retire in Ukraine. A small village house on the lake somewhere in the South.
How much is internet? Is medical care decent? bus and train service? Are Russians or Extreme Righties a threat around Odessa?
Cost of living? I'd rather live in a house outside the city than a downtown flat. $200k buys something decent? Do you need car insurance to drive?
thanks!
>>56877641
lol
>>56871723
Cuz my mum was from Iceland.
>>56876489
This desu
>>56878409
But vareniki is shit. Zelonii borshch is the best of all Russian cuisine.
>>56860107
How much does Ukrainian differ from Russian?
>>56871492
Having lower HDI than Georgia
>>56860137
Vareniki
>>56878829
Russians have so funny language.
>>56860316
Cплит хyecoc
>>56879051
I'm crazy about zelonii borsch and stopka gorilki.
>>56860325
Lol gaijin sucks.
There are too little russian brothers in this thread.
I will help with it.
>>56878943
Third world country it's a country where majority of population don't have a basic needs. It's a /int/ consider a third world country anything without automatic public toilets.
>>56879400
>>56863794
They accepted challendge for Kiev.
15 rubles per one.
>>56879519
>>56879464
>not taking your memes seriously
>>56879570
Maybe you already answered this but how's the situation in Donbass? is there still fighting going on? any progress at all? I haven't been following or heard anything for a while
>>56879519
>>56879570
>>56879614
#Rude, but p gud nevertheless. Keep it up senpaitachi
>>56879614
More russian tourists.
>>56879622
Nobody gives a fuck about that shithole.
Nice anime pic, fucking loser
>>56879654
We working on.
>>56879519
Пocлe нaчaлa ATO мнoгo вoды yтeклo...
>>56880089
A chto tam sluchilos'? Ya nie znayu purosto.
>>56880179
>>56880271
Ya nie dumayui chto Google mozhet chtto pravdu skazat'.
>>56879519
>>56879570
>>56879614
>2016
> still being butthurt
<_<
>>56879654
>>56879776
хopoшиe флaги ,пpивeт бpaтья
>>56880632
Yes you still butthurt.
