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Flash and Circle edition
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Not an argument
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BEADY
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>>56856915
I can agree with this
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Can someone do a webm of Steffy boy saying "not an argument"? I would do it myself but I cba
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>>56856971
he's gone a bit off the rails as of late. he called for the use of violence against immigrants two days ago.
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Vapid leftist cultural marxists
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>>56857015
leave him alone
Lionhead studios is closing down
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>>56857015
justified
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best mate fucked my wife
not sure what to feel now
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>>56857037
Molyneux actually left lionhead in 2012 iirc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN9N3v9UsXE

according to milo nobody on /pol/ is actually anti-semitic or racist
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>>56857058
didn't he sexually assault some girls
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>>56857078
No but you were abused by your single mother.
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>can't find any good vanilla incest doujins on the panda to wank to that I haven't read already
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>>56857078
Which Molyneux are we now talking about
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*strafes*
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>>56857078
Dont we all
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>>56857063
Milo is a faggot haha
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>>56857063
Pretty naive
In that same interview he said that Trump going after freedom of the press was OK because the press didn't deserve it anymore
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>>56857130
Peter
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alan turing was a fucking faggot
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>>56857130
the guy who made Fable and now makes angry right wing rants online dummy
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>>56857063
Swear Milo said something about kids should be allowed to bully gay kids in school
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>>56857063
doesn't he suck black penis?
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watching the cuck awakens
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>>56857203
Your dad getting up for work?
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>>56857203
dumbledore eats chewbacca
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>>56856889
>thinking Autocratic egotists are unique to the right-left
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>>56857219
chuckled
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>>56857176
he also supports giving reparations to the blacks. he goes around calling people cuck whereas he's the one whose always got black dick on the mind, typical /pol/ i guess.
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>>56857219
heh
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Health is not "normal adjustment," or "cultural normality". The truly healthy person is the one who has transcended himself or herself by dispelling the lies of our character, realizing the truth of our situation, and breaking our spirit out of its conditioned prison.
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>>56857153
Libel isn't protected by freedom of the press.
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wife's son kicked me out of the house again
in mcdonalds now, go and see if I can get some food
dunno what the rest of the day I'll do, just see how it goes
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>>56857219
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God Bless Putin and Assad

May they slaughter thousands of pakis in the ancient city of Palmyra
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cat keeps yawning in my face
going to be sick
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>>56857276
wonder what happened to calvinist lad. Probably asphyxiated from his own farts. A man cannot live on baked beans alone.
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what was the blitz like lads?
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>>56857377
worse than death desu
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>>56857405
a right laugh iah

we used to play footy with unexploded bombs, and what was left of the neighbours for goalposts
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>>56857378
delete my fuck buddies pic now
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might do a move to taiwan or somewhere after uni
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Nah, that's not me
Act like a wasteman? That's not me
Sex any girl? Nah that's not me
Lips any girl? Nah that's not me
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>>56857502
didn't realise australia had a westmidlands desu
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>>56857451
>iah
Making a comeback, very impressive iah
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>>56857502
grime is so fucking shit and cringey

you can tell how much of a prick somebody is by their music taste
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Doing a jump
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i listen to 90s alternative and grunge
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>>56857063
I think he has an overly-optimistic view of /pol/ from seeing them at their most creative and having the blanks filled in third-party. /pol/ has lost most of its capability for irony.
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>>56857528
>>56857536
See me, I come from the roads
Pricks wanna try and put Skepta on hold
But no, badboy I've been one of those
Wake up call, you will get one of those
One to the eyeball, one to the nose
I don't really care about your postcode
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>>56857531
never stopped using it desu
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alri gave up after 10 minutes in
cant take abramss directing style and the whole thing feels really lifeless
the prequels were bad but at least they felt like they had spirit in them
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>>56857531
>>56857451
how would one pronounce "iah"
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>>56857567
I listen to prog metal \m/
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>>56857594
I read it as "in all honesty" in full. I do the same with "2bh" 2bh
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>>56857594
None of your beeswax you disgusting yank
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>>56857577
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>>56857633
I dont feel good about what I am, just have to live with it
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>>56857577
NW1
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>>56857591
The beginning is actually the best part of the flick tbqh. It becomes really stale and lifeless in the second half and I don't think I've ever hated the camerawork in a movie as much as I did with that one.

t. fedora
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>>56857648
you're lovely https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_ktB5Fc_8I
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getting sick of all this hate on american folks in these threads
now I know how the jews felt in the holocaust
now I know why the caged bird sings.
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Any other proud northerners here?

What a bunch of cucks those southerners are lol
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>>56857691
please be my bf
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>>56857698
Wow, I've posted a lot itt
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need a british friend
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>>56857682
i switched to the last scene and that panorama shot made me cringe he always does that kind of facebook generation cam work
ill just watch it with my sis when she comes home, no point in watching something awful as this alone
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>>56857591
what film's this you're on about?
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>>56857706
alri
londons shit bruv
bloody southerners annoyin me now innit
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>>56857730
sup Chet, let's hang
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>you will never pull off the brandon flowers look as well as dianna agron
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*does ice cube impression*
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*activates musou mode*
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>>56857755
call me hayden or kayden
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Me and my wife's sons
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TALK DOWN ON MY NAME THROW DIRT ON EM
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>>56857738
The panorama shot was so bad that I left the theatre right after it happened
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>>56857804
*bes Lu Bu*
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>>56857806
Hayden triggers me so Kayden it is.
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From day one I said I was serious
Then "Serious" hit the jackpot
People ask what music I make
Turn the volume up cuz, that's what
I don't wear no bait designer brands
I spit deep bars in my black top
You'll never see me smoking a cigarette
Cah cigarette smoker that's not me
Nah, that's not me
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why did my parents name me dakota
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>>56857829
>199
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there are loads of cringeworthy yank names

what are some british ones besides muhammad?
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>>56857808
how is that any different to this?
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>>56857828
I finished watching it 3 hours ago and I've already forgotten most of it. Which shot is this?
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downloading Slime Season 3
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>>56857860
lil matey
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>>56857865
I didn't say it was you absolute runtasaurus rex
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>>56857860
Mohammad, Mahamamd etc.
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Business idea: stay up all night because of insomnia and don't go to my lectures
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>>56857861
I am dominating this thread iah
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>>56857860
dunno if it counts as "british" but Siobhan does my tits in
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>>56857860
Jezza
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>>56857881
>pleb taking uncalled for shots at based sosa
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g'ni'
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Really don't like therapists desu
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>>56857879
Right at the end when Luke's wife's daughter hands him the lightsaber

The last shot of the movie is a weird helicopter panoramic shot that makes it look like it's from a documentary or some shit.
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Girls everywhere, girls in the club
Looking at me, tryna make a black man blush
Girls on the high street, girls on the bus
But these niggas wanna hang around us, that's sus
I don't wanna see a Stone Island, cuz
Man talk shit, I just smile and flush
I'm looking for a girl with an X factor
But I don't judge like Simon does
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Wasnt too big a fan of that new star wars desu. Most of my normie friends ate it up though
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>>56858002
Turn on your location if you're a badboy you PRICK
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>>56858002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_aT0n9FJuE

>>56858008
how does she even know what a jedi mind trick is???
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>>56858008
I enjoyed it desu
Apart from how ridiculously overpowered Ray was
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Giz a real groovin choon to boogey down to while I get ready for bed lads
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Starting to think there's a conspiracy against me
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>>56857865
>>56857865
>>56857865
>>56857865
would you get arrested in britain for a sign like this?
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>>56858061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWfsla_Uh80
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>>56858008
Yeah it was pretty bad. It really felt like a marvel movie but with a Star Wars coat of paint desu.
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>you can pay for youtube videos now

>>56858069
Yes
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>>56858028
She has femenist plot armour

>>56858039
Yeah she was the main reason i didnt like it desu
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got a scab on my scalp lads
starts bleeding when i brush my hair
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My friend thinks Japan shouldn't have immigration because it has an awesome culture
But the uk should have open borders
Bit silly isn't it
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>>56858069
probably
it counts as hate speech

our laws aren't really laws, they're just legislation that allows the police to arrest people with the 'wrong' opinions or beliefs

Anti-Trump signs are fine because he's a crazy person
Anti-Fag signs are a criminal offence because fags are our friends
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>>56858061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyzgJq9Zi0w
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>>56858134
Blame the cucks who prefer us being a monarchy instead of a constitutional republic
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goodnight, subhumans
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>>56858155
>muh youtube video explaining why we NEED a monarchy
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>>56858134
>implying they're the same
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>>56858155
The only people who want a constitutional republic are left wing cucks.
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>>56858090
Kids are going to steal their parents credit cards to buy pewdiepie videos
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>>56858175
So monarchists manage to be bigger idiots than them, well done
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>>56858174
I see.
Well, I'm convinced.
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Poetic justice watching you sock puppets
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>>56858101
>he brushes his hair
Fucking normie
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>>56857024
Why does he put emphasis on every second word
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7XJIioZEgQ

is this an argument?
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i wish somebody could tell the muzzies, "dude stop attacking us"
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>>56858101
Seborrheic Dermatitis
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>is this an argument?
Appeal to inappropriate authority
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6 am

time for a cheeky joint
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>>56858285
Vapid leftist cultural Marxism
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dont have good friday off because were fedora tippers
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>>56858367
bad friday
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>>56858340
Ad hominem
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>>56858367
do you have monday off in america?
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>>56858387
>america
>days off

Chortling
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>>56858387
americans dont get days off lad.
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There are literal 30 year olds on /cum/
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>>56858387
you dont become the leader in tech and the most powerful economic country in the world by taking days off

I haven't had a day off in 3 years
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>>56858412
Do you get Flag day off?
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>>56858427
i do as a neet. yes
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Interesting development
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I'm like a chimpanzee, in a tree, jumping up and down, warning other chimpanzees when I see a big cat coming through the woods... I'm the weirdo? Because I'm sitting in a tree going OOH OOH OOH AAH AAH AAH
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>erbs
erbs... seriously? erbs?
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Doing a spook
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hYxMreI6BOU
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Reading up on that microsoft AI and how they shut her down because they didn't like her opinions.

Pretty sure this is how every cyberpunk dystopian novel I've ever read has started
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I don't wanna hurt nobody I just wanna party
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>>56858643
She was hijacked by trolls. Her rhetoric wasn't appealing at all towards anyone outside of the 4chan meme loop
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>>56858567
What are they French now?

Based Mitchell
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why don't they just ban terrorism? simple
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wifey like sega i don't play that bitch
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Feeling ill lads. Bit annoying as I was going to ride back to see my family today
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>>56858555
He looks and sounds like Bull Hicks desu
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>>56858768
From where to where??
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>>56858802
>implying Bill Hicks didn't fake his own death
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>>56858811
Why does those that matter you creepy rapist cunt
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http://time.com/4271687/brussels-tweet-arrest-london-mealy-mouthed/
>Be United Kingdomian
>Get arrested
Explain this.
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>>56858852
The authorities probably had him killed of
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>>56858855
Because I need to stalk and rap........shut up cunt
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>>56858871
>wants us to explain stuff
>won't explain Drumpf
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i've been putting more effort into keeping my bum clean lately and i've discovered that wetting the paper before commencing the wipe does a really good job. this has lad me to believe that baby wipes could be a potentially healthy investment but i was looking up prices and baby wipes are $6 for a pack of 30. $6 is a lot of money just to wipe your bum. i'm not convinced this is a solid investment. anyone have other ideas?
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>>56858908
Why would I need to explain something that is objectively right?
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>>56858811
It's about a one hour ride
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>>56858923
True.
Carry on, America.
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Feeling down lads
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gotta leave for my date in 20 minutes lads

absolutely bricking it i hat4e these pre date sweats haha
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>>56858909
don't use baby wipes
they don't break up in the pipes and clog the sewers
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>>56858970
you'll be alright lad
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>>56858643
RIP
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>>56858970
what's her name lad?
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>>56859025
tbone
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>>56858942
You keep saying ride...what's the vehicle?
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>>56859086
Suzuki SV650S

I probably could do it but I feel all weak and I'll probably not be alert enough and crash
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>>56859037
is it Tarquin
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r8
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>Bank Holiday
>Wake up at 6.30 anyway
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>>56859114
Why don't you have a car
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>>56859187
Because I like bikes

I'll get a car in a few months. I only really want cars that are too expensive for me or a good classic car though.
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>>56859270
>good classic car

Anything in mind?
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Posh people keep talking to me in the hostel. Why don't they fuck off, i don't care about their 2 homes in France.
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>>56859309
t. rich cunt in his holiday home in indonesia
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>>56859369
Poor cunt living on about 4.5 (four point five) quidlings a day
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>>56859301
I'm probably going to get rinsed for my choice of 'good' car now, but I like Mercedes SLs with the pagoda top (too expensive). Triumph TR6 (too expensive again), triumph stag. Only cars really in my budget are MG B's, Triumph Spitfire's (too small I think) and potentially a Ford Capri.
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Not gonna lie lads I'm aching from laughing at that bot Microsoft set up that had to be shut down because it kept saying the Holocaust didn't happen and being racist kek
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>>56859411
Why you in Indonesia

What's your job

>>56859440
I'd be worried that they'd all break down
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>>56859501
He's obviously travelling mongo
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>>56859501
Travelling after being in Aus for a couple of years.
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>>56859455
I lol'd pretty hard too..

For some reason MS thought making it open source would be a good idea, so naturally /pol/ are now trying to build their own.
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fell asleep with my clothes and shoes on, curtains open and an old /brit/ from last night on the laptop

NEED a wank
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>>56859571
>so naturally /pol/ are now trying to build their own
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>>56858980
hmm yes i didn't consider this. baby wipes are definitely not happening then
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>>56859501
I'm not too fussed desu, gives me an opportunity to learn how to fix cars and I will have my bike as alternative transport anyway.
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>>56859571
>What do you think of Turkey
>It's the bomb


kek
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>>56859571
Do you know any books I should go through for learning powershell thailad?
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>>56859538
>>56859559
Travelling to a Muslim country as a westerner sounds like a sure-fire way to get blown up imo tbf
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>>56859628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f-BcKEfUKM
>>56859644
>books
sorry m8, can't help you.
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>>56859559
Have you got a degree or anything to fall back on?

How old are you?

I'm 21 and been working for half a year in a grad job straight outta uni but feel I should go travelling.

How much did you save?
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>adam nonceson
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good night lads
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>>56859672
>4chan account
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>>56859727
lel
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>>56859657
Lol what?
I was in jordan for 6 months and received nothing but love.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-35893123
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>>56859769
b-but islam is peaceful!
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need to lose my virginity to an escort
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>>56859676
Well depends where you want to travel and what you want out of it.

If you decide somewhere check out /trv/, they have lots of info but there are a lot of Works at: Lifetime Traveller types there

I'm late 20s, no degree but a bit of varied experience
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>>56859769
bit racist of the BBC to report the news like that..
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pls say good night to me :\
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Looks like Cruz is done, Trump set him up for a hard fall
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>>56859816
Good night x
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>>56859803
Cheers lad.

Sounds great and all and really interesting but I just wonder what happens when you get to about 35 and come home or just want to get a proper job / buy a house/ start saving in your pension.

Just seems like you're fucked
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>>56859816
end yourself taig
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>>56859828
ty :3
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>>56859837
Lol okay. This is definitely still the 60s.
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>>56859657

being a westerner sounds like a sure-fire way to get blown up imo tbf
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>>56859845
i WILL NOT conform to ur backwards and medieval sectarianism
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>>56859866
Why? Muslim are way more likely to die at the hand of Islamic terrorists
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>>56859759
Gotta stay on your toes lad

>>56859769
>'moderate' muslims sympathising with jihadists when westerners aren't looking

Surely this cannot be?!

>Salman Taseer had angered some people in Pakistan by calling for reform of the country's blasphemy laws

Ahh yes very progressive
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>>56859863
I wasn't personally attacking you lad, I just meant people in general.

I'm not saying I know or whatever but house prices are fast outgrowing wages, in the 60s you could come back and buy one for four tmies your wage, now it's 8.

You need to pay at least 35 years into National Insurance Contributions to get a state pension at the max etc.


Sounds amazing, I just worry what happens when youw ant to come back and live normally, that's all. It must be hard (and a bit shit if all your m8s have houses and good jobs etc)
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preparing to do a run around naked
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>>56856935
Mosley did nothing wrong.
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>tfw parents are working class runts that didn't go to college or university
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>>56859903
>your m8s have houses and good jobs etc
Yeah that's not likely lol

I know what you're saying, but it's not like I've just be travelling, I've been working too so I have gained experiences related to work, language and stuff. Plus my job in the UK will take me back within 5 years of when I left (not a great job in general but something to do whilst I find a 'proper' job)
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held a girls hand yesterday
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>>56859956
>Dad failed and didn't even get a qualification the equivalent of a GCSE
>He now earns 70k and he can barely spell

And people say the baby boomer getting a job easy line is a myth.
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>>56859956

>tfw parents have STEM PhDs and you have a shitty humanities masters
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>>56859968
Fair enough, makes much more sense if you've at least got something to come back to.

Just one last question because you seem to be uber experienced with it.

What age did you start and do you reckon 5k is enough to live like a peasant and get some good travel in around Asia?
>>
>>56859956
>he fell for the university meme

Working class jobs now pay more and are in greater demand, because pampered millennial shits don't want to dirty their hands. Should have thought of that before choosing sociology.
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https://twitter.com/hashtag/CruzSexScandal
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I heard this was /usa/
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>>56860055
who told you that?
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>>56859994
I left the UK 2.5 years ago when I was 25 and will be out of the UK (unless I find something to do outside) for probably another couple of years.

If you go slow and cheap you will live well on 5k for ages. Look into helpx, work for food and accommodation "teaching" english living with the locals.
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>>56860075
I made the decision
>>
willies
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>>56860102
USA USA USA USA USA USA
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>>56860093
Top lad

Good luck
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>>56860093
And the slower you travel the cheaper it is, if you want to visit 7 could tries in 6 months you're going to spend a lot of money. If you visit 2 countries in 6 months and really get to know the places and people you'll spend waaaay less
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>>56860119
Yeah man enjoy the NEETbux whilst they last
>>
>>56860129
don't you miss having your own bed to lay in?
>>
>>56860117
Greatest ally. I'm glad you are being honest and not tsundere.
>>
Going to apply for a job that really suits me today desu.

>tfw my CV is shit
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>>56860172
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>>56860164
Nah it doesn't bother me
>>
Love a bit of Tory anti-encryption propaganda first thing in the morning.
>>
stephen fry... shouldn't he be named stephen chip?
>>
I swear to god is 6 music play that shitty Underworld song again I'm going to kick off. Sounds like a Superhans/jez production.
>>
>>56860186
I have no CV and literally nothing to put on it desu
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>>56860214
You're coming Thailand yeah?

Let me know when you get to BKK la
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>>56860230
Literally?

All I have is mediocre education, my current job and a few shitty student jobs.

Hope I don't end up trapped in low-end roles forever desu.
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>>56860223
his name is stephen nonce
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Excuse me, can you guys please be quiet? Karen is trying to sleep.
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>>56860287
Didn't realise you were a weeb/nonce 2bh.
>>
>no prem this weekend due to international friendlies

When will they stop these meme games?
>>
>>56860312
don't the S.K. govt realise that it's a strategic vulnerability to have a large proportion of the country's military-aged men become effeminate, pasty cucks?

DPRK needs to send the tanks in and stamp out this degeneracy.
>>
>>56860312
You can tell everyone in the row in front of the loud, annoying group is really not happy about the situation. They're forcing smiles but inwardly they're not happy.
>>
>>56860327
premier league is the ultimate meme desu
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Can't wait for England to drag out a terribly boring game against Germany, lose 1 or 2 nil and the commentators say we looked promising.

Errytime
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>>56860287
But Chitoge has lots of energy and wants to play football
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New Richard Ashcroft song is actually p. decent lmao.
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>>56860355
Yeah it's usually pretty shit but this year has been great. I'd much rather see it play out than watch Engurrrland squeeze out a 0-0 draw.
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>>56860346
average koreans seem to be camera shy la
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just cleaned my place. toilet and everything. feeling VERY tidy
>>
>register an account with a local university to apply for a job
>every email they send me with an update contains my account details including plaintext password

Pretty embarrassing 2bh. It's a rustlers uni as well; thought they would be at least semi-aware about these things.
>>
i wear black on the outside because black is how i feel on the inside
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dunno why i'm awake desu
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> tfw today i learned that i might actually be attractive to grills
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Gonna have a drive for a mcdonalds breakfast lads, what should I order?

Thinking a sausage and egg mcmuffin meal (no cheese) and an orange juice
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>>56860451
Aware about what
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>>56860521
Is it because you sleep during siesta?
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>>56860538
go to a burger van you twat
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>>56860546
no i'm not a fucking spic
>>
>>56860546
pretty sure he's some autistic /brit/ on holiday with his family
>>
>>56860538
Don't forget the Hi-C oramge
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>>56860569
>autistic
delete this
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>Easter Rising

Absolutely embarrassing
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>>56860539
Storing (and sending out) passwords as plaintext.
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it's raining REALLY hard outside
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>>56860551
madridlad, sup
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>>56860600
sorry la just taking a piss haha
>>
>Brother lived in a shitty flat in the UK doing his average grad job and his gf cheated on him and left
>Spent a year crying an acting like a child at home and got fired
>Luckily got a job in the Middle East tax free with loads of nice beaches and pools etc
>Goes on constantly about how depressing the UK is and how much better his life is and how 'he' helped himself make it despite needing my parents and crying for months on end at 29

Annoying cunt
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>>56860599
you a nerd?
>>
Really fancy downloading Star Wars but it seems risky given it's just out.

>hurrr use VPN use ur own VPS with OpenVPN behind 7 chinese proxies on Usenet private tracker via your own Tor node on a TAILS dedicated computer durrr
Yeah ok pal I just want to watch movies.
>>
>>56860615
Sounds like he had a breakdown lad, lets hope it doesn't run in the family.
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>>56860642
you a nerd?
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>>56860599
Go on...
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>>56860615
What does he do in the middle east? TEFL?
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>>56860642
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cold out sixth time dis week can i get some food
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>>56860642
Just watch Demolition Man, my dude

https://kat.cr/demolition-man-1993-1080p-5-1-brrip-x264-judas-t7629063.html
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>>56860666
Bomb maker
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>>56860615
sounds like you're jelous of your self-made brother
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http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/depression-affects-the-body-as-well-as-the-mind-study-finds-a6925791.html

When will you bigots accept that depression is an actual mental and physical disease that deserves to be taken serious
>>
>>56860653
He's just whiny

>>56860666
No, he's an actual teacher.

>>56860691
Kek. This is honestly what he's like.

He goes on about how great everything is in the family gruop chat but nobody responds anymore because it's less family chatting and just him triyng to blog/brag about his life.

When you suggest he should ask how others are he calls everybody 'jealous'
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>>56860615
Your brother is a fully blown pleb if he rates the UAE/Qatar
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>>56860720
>family gruop chat
howling
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>>56860714
i was depressed in 2015 i know it's real 2bh
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>>56860720
>he's an actual teacher

Same thing innit.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6rW2GpQLQE

[Fire_emoji][Fire_emoji][100_emoji]
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>qt in the sandwich shop started a conversation with me
>mfw, even if i was a bit shy
still not going back tho
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@56860771

Fuck you, you got me excited.
>>
►56860771
Thanks for the free shit, sucker
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I bought some stuff from amazon.co.uk and I got a HelloFresh voucher. Code is J6449A605. It's £20 off from two boxes. Go to HelloFresh.co.uk/20off2. I'm not British so I can't use it.
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>>56860826
>hmmm what shall I cook this week?
>Oh that's right, I have no choice, and i'm paying through the nose for the privilege! Thanks Hello Fresh!
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>>56860826
Are things really so expensive in cuckland that you have to buy from UK stores?
>>
VERY excited to have a night in lads hehehe
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>>56860769
>I haven't spoken to anyone other than my family for at least a few months

hahaha
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>>56860826
>It's £20 off from two boxes

I'm sure it is. When you sign up for 12 months on an inescapable contract worth £200.
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>>56860871
> tfw had the day off work and study
> go for a nice stroll through meme city
> make home made pasta
> now getting absolutely snogged on red wine
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>>56860893
>tfw cool and breezy in meme city
>tfw gonna stay in and watch tv
>tfw got a ginger ale chilling in the freezer
:)
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>>56860893
>getting absolutely snogged on red wine
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Do Brits have a word for "savage"?
My friend studied in Straya and said they use "feral" instead, but now even that has gotten stale to me
>>
Doing a truly hurrendous poo at work lads
>>
dad said we would spend today spring cleaning but i stayed up all night and am about to go to sleep :p x
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Paul > George > Ringo > John.
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>>56860931
Savage/Brutal.
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>>56860959
Literal madman

(And shit son)
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>>56860931
>a yank using australia phrasing
>>
Put some uneaten chips in the fridge last night, is it possible to make them tasty again? They're soggy, if I microwave them they'll stay soggy I think. Fry them?
>>
>>56861011
Taqiyya
>>
>>56861011
Ringo moves up a spot for doing Thomas the Tank Engine
>>
>>56861031
low temp in the oven
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>>56861032

>John Lennon being sublime

Only good thing you did was yesterday or something like that cheesy line.

>Paul being sublime

My dog got three legs but he can't run.

Lennon on suicide watch.
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>>56861028
Blow it out your ass
>>
>>56861077
POINTER, I'M GETTING CHILLS AGAIN
>>
>>56861077

My name is Duke Nukem. Eat shit and die. I like this guy.
>>
>>56861031
Potato anything goes to shit once refrigerated.

Slight exception for mash I guess.

Chips & Roasties for sure though.
>>
>>56861051
cheers bruce I'll give it a go
>>
>>56861108
>roasties
>>
got some tea reading some articles listening to some of the indie music I used to listen to when I was younger waiting for the Sopranos S05 and S06 to download hbu?
>>
>>56861108
>roasties
>>
>>56861177

>Tea

Based

>Indie Music

Not based.

>Sopranos

Based.

I'm having a coffee, listening to McCartney's RAM ( Dear Boy playing now ) and playing games.
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>>56861077
>yank steals his banter from an old 4chan comic hoping nobody would notice
>>
>>56861196
>turk

not based, fuck off
>>
>>56861108
Your mum gave me her roastie last night.
>>
>>56861154
>>56861183
>>>/r9k/


Off ye fook
>>
>everyone else here has a day off
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>>56861206
>duke nukem
>4chan
you daft prick
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>>56861206
Blow it out your ass
>>
>>56861212

This is not cool. I didn't say a bad thing to you.
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>>56861228
> found hot as shit thai twink porn last night
>>
>>56861196
Good lad, I usually have coffee in the morning too but I've run out and can't be bothered to go to the shop because I'm ill.

I'm listening to The Kooks atm, it's a nice sunny day here and the music is fitting.

What games are you playing
>>
>>56861228
>every one else has today and sunday, probably monday too
>meanwhile I'm working every night from now until Saturday after this

Nahhh, fuck this shit.
>>
>>56861234
Everyone knows 4chan created Duke Nukem, give it up Australia.
>>
>A Top ISIS commander has confirmed that ISIS are close to surrendering today.

>"They keep lighting up their buildings to look like flags, honestly it's got us scared"
>>
>>56861258
Link

Love asians desu
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>>56861258
>>
>>56861260

Nice. I go with tea but I felt like having coffee. I play fm now. With Valencia. Explosive wing backs and a good youth squad. My perfect team.
>>
>>56861228
Ladyboys have to join the army?
>>
>>56861275
>no source
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>>56861258
>>56861277
found the gays lads.
>>
>>56861303
well if you wanna be a man then follow the same rules i guess
>>
>>56861302
>Want to play FIFA but my Xbox has red rings

I might buy a PS4.
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>>56861309
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>>56861323
Ladyboys want to be women tho
>>
>>56861228
*applies to the Thai army*
>>
Keke
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Need a 40 year old Thai milf gf.
>>
>>56861303
Yeah, recent year's it's been a lottery process, they're included the same as any other male gendered person.
>>56861350
They can't legally change their gender here.
>>
>Mcdonald's breakfast (literally the only nice thing from Mcdonalds
>Brit posting
>Radio 4
>Going for a drink with the lads later
>>
>made 4 threads across 3 boards
>a grand total of 0 replies
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVv72uM2R1A
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KOREAN CELEBRITY PROSTITUTES REVEALED LADS

1. Lee Ha Rin
2. Choi Jina
3. Lee Min Ji
4. Choi Eun Young
>>
Listening to Mecca's solo albums made me feel like I miss Beatles.

I would dl these albums again

>Sgt. Pepper's
>White Album
>Magical Mystery Tour
>Abbey Road
>Revolver
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>>56861365
>that
>milf gf
>milf
>gf
>m
>g
>>
>>56861369
I thought Thailand was at the forefront of lgbt rights considering there's so many of them.
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>>56861381
>>
>>56861373
sounds alree
I would be going out for a drink later too but I'm too fkn ill so I'm just gonna read and watch tv

Moving into a really shit studio flat next month lads. Can't wait. I'd rather live in a shit studio flat alone than share a nice fully detached house in the countryside like I do at the moment.
>>
in love with a vlogger, never had these feels before. like getting sick in the stomach
>>
were ibra and adriano as impressive together at inter milan as they were in my FM save?

i barely had to do anything
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>>56861404
She is a woman though.
>>
>>56861398
>Mecca
don't bomb me lol
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>>56861397
>G.NA
>prostitute

Just going to book my air tickets now t͏bh
>>
>>56861420
far from it..

gays can't marry, there's no 'hug box' laws protecting their feelings.

Socially people are just far more chill about these things.
>>
i be drrippin

too much water on my face
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>>56861435
>She is a woman though.
>>
>ISIS in Sinai

I was not aware of this

>>56861447
>thailad hates gays

Thought you were better than this baka
>>
>>56861447
where are we going to get married then? :(
>>
>>56861381
I'm not even right wing but why do all these kinds of people have to be such a walking stereotype and look exactly like you'd expect.

Also

>Protect MUH NHS
>Yeah sure let's let everybody use it :)
>>
>>56861465
>everyone from Thailand is a ladybody

haha yeah dude xD epic am i right bro? sick burn bro u sure got him with that one haha. mind if i cap it and reup to 9GAG? Gotta get those meme points u know what i mean bro haha yea u know it bro.
>>
>>56861444
She's in jail
>>
>>56861495
I don't hate gays at all m8, what gave you that impression?

If I did I'd certainly be in the wrong country.
>>56861496
Vietnam
>>
>>56861429
Ahhh good lad.

I want to move out too but at the same time I'm just tight with my money and would much rather save and just stock up ISAs then go travelling

>>56861431
>Tfw bought a 16 year old wonder kid for one mil
>He's just turned 17
>Third top scorer in the league
>worth 5 mil now
>Cannot be stopped
>>
>>56861447
How will I get a ladyboy wife if gays can't marry :(
>>
>>56861515
prisoners can't get conjugal visits la?
>>
>>56861509
It's not that, it's just she literally looks like she has a penis
>>
>>56861533
Yeah I don't live at home though, moved out when I was 17, I'm just in a professional share with people from work
t. wageslave
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