no u edition
fuck cara
about to smoke another spliff
>>56854256
strawman
>>56854282
I literally have 0 (zero) reason(s) to believe otherwise
Someone said earlier that you are a carib rudeboy from Nottingham, and I absolutely do not doubt it.
>feel de riddim mon, kill de whyte mon
Fuck off
does /brit/ read? what are you reading currently?
>>56853890
Here are the main differences:
>Orthodoxy:
1. Sacraments are important
2. Christ wanted a Kingdom
3. God blessed Rome
4. God is planted in human nature, humans cannot know more
5. The early Christians had a different idea than Christians today
6. The Church must no evolve
7. orthodoxy cannot be reconciled with science
8. God made human nature good
9. Mary is somewhat important
10. All miracles are authentic
>Catholic:
1. Sacraments are important
2.. Christ wanted a Kingdom
3. God blessed Rome
4. Human reason can prove God exist
5. The early Christians have the same sense of Christ as people do today
6. The Church must not evolve.
7. Catholicism cannot be reconciled with Science
8. God made human nature good
9. Mary is very important
10. All miracles are authentic
>Protestant:
1. Sacraments are not important
2. Christ did not want a Kingdom
3. The Roman Church became the head of all the churches, not through the ordinance of Divine Providence, but merely through political conditions
4. Human reason cannot prove God exist
5. The early Christians were different from current Christians
6. Christianity must evolve
7. Christianity can be reconciled with modern science
8. Human nature is not good, but found goodness through Jesus Christ
9. Mary is not that important
10. The fourth Gospel exaggerated miracles
>>56854336
haywoman
>>56854346
Business Idea:
>accuse man of rape
>get him convicted wholly on hearsay and appeals to emotion
>become reviled by the world when he's let off for being convicted for no good reason
>have a public breakdown
>prepare to kill myself, surround my body with incontrovertible evidence that I was, in fact, raped
It'll be a mystery for the ages
have a severe emotional attachment to an anime girl lads
>>56854346
A brave new world.
>>56854343
>caribbean
>nottingham
thailad are you from st annes
Business idea: give me all your garmonbozia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48jBi86ih5Q
that's 2 very small spiders I've seen in my room
bit worried
>>56854406
>Buzzfeed
>>56854343
>I literally have 0 (zero) reason(s) to believe otherwise
How about I live in a highly xenophobic country and if I were black I'd be highly discriminated against on a daily basis?
>>56854395
blap blap wer da p'z at? NOTTS PROPERTY BLUD WAHH TDOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtwavcblPzo
best day of my life
post your shitposting setup/device
and rate my povvo laptop
>>56854411
the eggs are finally hatching
Daddi
Why doesn't Lenny Von Dohlen get more work?
>>56854445
>>56854411
spiders are bro-tier fauna to have around the house
eat flies and shit and their webs catch dust
>>56854346
A Canticle for Leibowitz, Korea's place in the Sun. Havent touched either in a few days though
CULTURAL MARXISM
>>56854484
wombling free
>>56854495
VAPID
LEFTIST
CULTURAL
MARXISTS
>>56854322
good lad
Is the cover sheet and contents considered part of the page count of a report? Usually they have me writing software and not reports...
>>56854495
Who is this prick that is being meme'd?
Might re-play Starless
>>56854540
right youtuber who talks like a spastic and contributes absolutely nothing
>>56854540
https://www.youtube.com/user/PrisonPlanetLive/videos
>>56854346
>>56854593
>PrisonPlanet
>>56854540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LBpmPXv1R4
>>56854540
british alex jones
he's like a gawker journalist except instead of getting inane nonsense stories from twitter he gets them from /pol/
>>56854593
What a shouty obnoxious cunt.
>thailand is literally bigger than the UK
LITTLE
>>56854593
how does this guy have @prisonplanet on twitter
that's an alex jones owned copyright
>tfw you will never be in the show Peep Show
Also, do Britons learn about Hereward the Wake in school?
>>56854644
Beats being fat anyday, McFatfuck.
>>56854645
Hes part of Infowars.com i think. Alex Jones' ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''News''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' network
>>56854644
I like how the bottom bit looks like it's molesting france
>>56854645
He works for Alex Jones
>turn on civ5
>get absolutely hyped up with that intro video about the modern world
>getting hyped up by the music
>load a game up
>getting hyped up by the narrator reading out the country/leader description
>play for 5 minutes and remember how fucking shit this game really is and turn it off
me every few weeks
>>56854346
"Hunting the Grizzly and Other Sketches" by Theodore Roosevelt, President of the USA (written before he became President)
>The bear is a solitary beast, and although many may assemble together, in what looks like a drove, on some favorite feeding-ground—usually where the berries are thick, or by the banks of a salmon-thronged river—the association is never more than momentary, each going its own way as soon as its hunger is satisfied. The males always live alone by choice, save in the rutting season, when they seek the females. Then two or three may come together in the course of their pursuit and rough courtship of the female; and if the rivals are well matched, savage battles follow, so that many of the old males have their heads seamed with scars made by their fellows' teeth. At such times they are evil tempered and prone to attack man or beast on slight provocation.
> Immediately I caught the loom of some large, dark object; and another glance showed me a big grisly walking slowly off with his head down. He was quartering to me, and I fired into his flank, the bullet, as I afterwards found, ranging forward and piercing one lung. At the shot he uttered a loud, moaning grunt and plunged forward at a heavy gallop, while I raced obliquely down the hill to cut him off...He turned his head stiffly towards me; scarlet strings of froth hung from his lips; his eyes burned like embers in the gloom.
>>56854346
middlesex
>>56854689
thought bit al would have higher standards than that
>>56854683
*pokes you in the belly*
heh pretty chubby for a britboy
umm... can you not? thanks
>>56854669
how depressing is your life if peep show is better
>>56854702
Just play Civ4. Best in the series imo
>bullying Paul Joseph Watson
RASHEEDS
>>56854714
That's haram you infidel.
>>56854731
i think it just comes down to me not liking 4x games that much
>>56854734
he's a talentless hack
>get up
>go to the upstairs gym for a workout and swim
>return to room
>eat all bran
>shower
>commute to my desk for work
>>56854702
Know this feel well
Only ever play civ multiplayer desu
>>56854731
CivNet imo
>>56854734
>Being a weak minded runt who falls for Infowars rubbish
Nirvanna will be denied to you my friend
is there like a smart right wing personality/commentator who's worth paying attention to?
Going to bed
Hope I dont wake up
>>56854776
have you shat yet
>>56854785
i like bill whittle
>>56854776
PLEASE
>>56854776
When I go to Thailand could we meet? For drinks nothing rapey or gay (you have to promise no rape or gay)
>>56854816
that is thailad #2, not the original.
Cuban Linx > Liquid Swords > Ironman >36 Chambers
>>56854785
millennial woes
>>56854843
Ah, i only started posted again 2 days ago after a year. Why do we have two now? One is enough
Just looked at the snapchat story of this guy i used to hang out with and he looks like a muslim desu
>>56854775
so what? There's a billion people like that on youtube.
>>56854780
Never said I agreed,liked etc. what he's saying.
>>56854816
>(you have to promise no rape or gay)
how do you feel about ball busting?
>>56854785
>is there someone who will tell me what i want to hear and never have different opinions from me
Following the false wisdom of others is the surest way to lose the key to ascendence on the wheel forever
might play some poker
>>56854848
Could not get into Cuban Linx. Might have to try it again. Liquid Swords and 36 Chambers are GOAT as fuck.
>>56854885
dunno. he started showing up a couple of weeks ago. the original thailad writes more coherently
>>56854907
what?
>>56854703
>In moccasined feet I trod softly through the soundless woods. Under the dark branches it was already dusk, and the air had the cool chill of evening. As I neared the clump where the body lay, I walked with redoubled caution, watching and listening with strained alertness. Then I heard a twig snap; and my blood leaped, for I knew the bear was at his supper. In another moment I saw his shaggy, brown form. He was working with all his awkward giant strength, trying to bury the carcass, twisting it to one side and the other with wonderful ease. Once he got angry and suddenly gave it a tremendous cuff with his paw; in his bearing he had something half humorous, half devilish. I crept up within forty yards; but for several minutes he would not keep his head still. Then something attracted his attention in the forest, and he stood motionless looking towards it, broadside to me, with his fore-paws planted on the carcass. This gave me my chance. I drew a very fine bead between his eye and ear; and pulled trigger. He dropped like a steer when struck with a pole-axe.
Think I'm going to stop seeing the therapist
>>56854909
so?
there's a billion shit youtubers and he's one of them
>>56854785
ARE PAT
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWOkEnBl5TO4SCLfSlosjgg
>>56854930
He has the muslim neckbeard thing
ʕ•ﻌ•ʔʕ•ﻌ•ʔ
>>56854907
good post
>>56854928
I did think it was weird I hadn't seen the screwed up face girl for a while....
rate my new tattoo
who /team leafy/ here?
h3h3 is a filthy kike, don't fall for his jew tricks
>>56854991
what the fuck is even going on?
>>56854927
Definitely give it another try, it's a great album; shame Raekwon and GZA only released one good album each.
>>56854991
Me desu.
I thought of h3h3 as hypocrites since day 1
Got a bum education, double-digit inflation, can't take the train to the job, there's a strike at the station
>>56855030
lewd
>>56855030
>Got a bum education
London.
>>56854986
ranga
>>56854805
had one yesterday, it wasn't what Id describe as a healthy shit though tb h fa m
>>56854816
as long as you promise not to blow us up
>>56854973
check your email la
Genuinely more obnoxious than Paul Joseph Watson
https://www.youtube.com/user/RockingMrE/videos
>>56855006
Youtube """celebrities""" having """"""""""""""""""""dramas""""""""""""""""""""""
>>56854928
He's another British lad who's recently moved here.
>>56854982
wew
>>56854991
>youtube drama
couldn't give a shit
>>56855067
>check your email la
alri
>>56855030
It was plain to see that your life was lost
you was cold and your body swung back and forth
but now your eyes sing the sad sad song
of how you lived so fast and died so young
so don't push me...
is the grass always greener on the other side or will moving somewhere warm actually improve my life
>tfw I can't stop watching lefty youtube shit
>>56855109
Warmth attracts scary insects and animals
Stay far away
>>56854986
turbo meme tier
also caffeine should be switched to face the other way
quite enjoy digg in its current incarnation, end up seeing a lot of articles id never normally come across
>Tfw you didnt hear about the cool twitter AI until after it died
Tragic desu looked fun
>>56854346
From Roosevelt's accounts of the Spanish-American War:
>The most serious loss that I and the regiment could have suffered befell just before we charged. O'Neill was strolling up and down in front of his men, smoking his cigarette, for he was inveterately addicted to the habit. He had a theory that an officer ought never to take cover—a theory which was, of course, wrong, though in a volunteer organization the officers should certainly expose themselves very fully, simply for the effect on the men; our regimental toast on the transport running, 'The officers; may the war last until each is killed, wounded, or promoted.' As O'Neill moved to and fro, his men begged him to lie down, and one of the sergeants said, 'Captain, a bullet is sure to hit you.' O'Neill took his cigarette out of his mouth, and blowing out a cloud of smoke laughed and said, 'Sergeant, the Spanish bullet isn't made that will kill me.' A little later he discussed for a moment with one of the regular officers the direction from which the Spanish fire was coming. As he turned on his heel a bullet struck him in the mouth and came out at the back of his head; so that even before he fell his wild and gallant soul had gone out into the darkness.
hey thailad
got something to ask you
>>56855067
I'm english mate.
So no promises.
>>56855109
move somewhere colder instead
>>56855077
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFsLjPVpg14
>watch 1 minute of this
>claims every UK politician is a socialist
not taking this mong seriously
>>56855176
Hi Bruce, please describe your question before actually posting it, thanks.
did the clocks change??
>>56855176
No he can't find you a 14 year old and a pensioner to play out your fucked up bogan ideas with.
sleep apnea lads
>>56855212
I fucked your mother
>>56855205
can you teach me how to program?
>>56855220
knew a fat bloke that died from it
>>56854991
tried to listen to that lad but he has that awful high pitched yank voice that just makes me want to scream "FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK" over and over again in real life
>people at microsoft had to reprogram a independent thinking ai so that it has the "correct" opinions
couldn't make this shit up
Are Bars and Clubs open on Good Friday? i dont think they would close but im unsure if the times are different
>eat a fuckload of salt randomly
>have a panic attack over dying from salt poison
>drink a fucktonne of water to save myself
>have a panic attack over water intoxication
don't even know which one i'm dying from anymore
>>56855205
What are you?
Full stack developer?
How do I get an internship?
>>56855259
Read a couple of stories about it. Not one mentioned /pol/ or 4chan.....
>>56855281
>eat a fuckload of salt randomly
For what purpose?
>>56855192
>WELSH
fucking dropped
whatever happened to SOLAR FREAKIN' ROADWAYS ?
there was a big hubub, then it just disappeared with the grant money.
>>56855310
Probably Scotch.
You want to fuck the home-coming queen?
>>56854346
>>56855310
kept putting loads of it in brown sauce then licking up the brown sauce before I realized how bad it is
boss gave me a tenner for working extra hard just now lads x
>>56855281
that's a funny pic you got there
mind if I save it?
this is actually a tune tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxUdFQ6N_OI
>>56855346
Lol
>>56855227
I honestly think you're better off learning something like this for yourself. Since googling things you're not sure about is the nature of the beast. You'll continue doing so well after you've reached an adequate level. What language are you interested in, what do you already know?
>>56855259
I read the /pol/ thread and seeing it on BBC this morning.. lol'd pretty loud on a fairly quiet train.
>>56855282
>Full stack developer
among other things. Spent the last week or so pentesting some terrible custom framework.
>>56855192
>that massive nose and hair
>chin strap beard
>what the fuck is he doing with his hands
>welsh accent
>talking in a weird cadence
>just 100% chatting shatting about what socialism is
but really what the fuck is he doing with his hands?
>>56855387
>What language are you interested in, what do you already know?
i said programming, not a language you silly duffer
>>56855370
Thanks! Go ahead its all yours!
>>56855383
don't laugh, if I lived in australia i'd be in a 24/7 state of panic worried about the death lurking around every corner and under every toilet seat
Thailad can i ask you a question
>>56855192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITCTJOpIpoI
lol
>>56855387
Answer the last question please.
Also keeping in mind that you are a full stack developer, what PHP frameworks would be the best to learn for employment? I can already write procedural PHP.
>>56855281
Haha great picture anon
>>56855205
can i come live with you as your bodyguard/enforcer
get into the shady side of thailandese programming
>>56855253
need to get a cpap machine but can't get in for a sleep study for a month :-/
What is the actual point of this microsoft AI?
>>56855387
>what language are you interested in
interested in german, can you help lad?
>>56855426
what an absolutely delusional retard, the nazis made homosexuality illegal in post-war germany
>>56855294
making it look like a small group of people subverted the ai is much less useful than a "twitter turns robot racist after a day" story
these are the sort of people who think twitter, a website where posting the most inane left leaning platitude shit will get you thousands of retweets, is a racist bigoted hotbed
i don't get where this sort of mentality comes from, you see it often with christians in america who despite being the overwhelming majority in the country act as if they're a persecuted minority
it's fuckin weird
>>56855326
a flawed concept that won over gullible hopefuls.
I hope they took the money and ran, they earned it.
microsoft """""ai""""" is a poor mans cleverbot
just signed up to Tinder lads, not sure if my ego will take it
lads
>>56855411
oh
>>56855420
if you must
>>56855445
Can you be more specific, do you mean generally or in Thailand?
>what PHP frameworks would be the best to learn for employment?
Laravel
>>56855450
yes
>>56855474
yes
>>56854256
too bad the dude in the pic is completely right
i would have never know about sjws and their shit if it wasn't for the butthurt anti sjw obsessing over them
>>56855555
hmm
>>56855530
No, in the UK.
>>56855474
Not sure if this is a joke but if it isnt Michel Thomas German. Used it for Spanish and Arabic and it worked a treat
>>56855508
ye i had it for a day and got no likes so i deleted the profile then the app lmao
kind of wish i lived in london during WWII and had to hide underground during the bombings
>>56855530
Thanks thailad, you've been a big help
NOT
thailad do you want to play war in the east over email you seem like the type
>>56855530
Thailad, can u teach me how to get a gf
>>56855489
>falling for the cultural marxist lies
/s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvkj-jwkWDg
>>56855536
AYYYA TOOA BADA THE DUDEA IN THE PICA ISA COMPLETELYA RIGHTA
my gf of 5 years just left me for another guy
pls cheer me up /brit/
wish thailad would smack my bum
*publishes a political cartoon of Ted Cruz's daughters*
who /mischief/ here?
>>56855559
I got two within the space of several hours but now i have to actually talk to the slag
that's where I'm stumped
Reminder.
fancy a shag darlin?
https://twitter.com/joshydawson/status/304723088531140608
>>56855555
fair enough lad but i aint paying for sheeeeiiiiiit
>>56855555
nice quads
>>56855596
at least you didnt marry her
>>56855596
just imagine what will be going through her head when he inserts his penis into her and she feels SO FULL
>>56855551
I'm not the best person to ask because I was a jammy 'knew a guy' cunt. I'd guess a strong CV, examples of your work online on a nice website and contact companies relentlessly.
>>56855570
;^)
>>56855572
>war in the east
i don't even
>>56855578
no
>>56854991
>supporting someome who makes fun of disabled people
subhuman
>>56855619
me irl
>>56855658
Wtf why not cunt
Off for a cheeky stroll through meme city lads, i'll be back later :)
having a think
>>56855663
you're right, disabled people are subhuman
alan turing was such a faggot
>>56855677
because I can't be arsed.. just use the 'white man in asia' life cheat
>>56855635
Mate....c'mon. They're 600 quid each. I paid for an internet connection if ya get ma drift
>>56855640
nice dubs
>i Do computers
>>56855694
fuck off yank
>>56855680
heading to the botanical gardens? i'll be there giving away free drugs to kids, look for me, i'll be wearing a bright green shirt
>tfw you will never rally to livingstones call to open up the heart of africa with legitimate trade and commerce, civilization and christianity while you further the strengthen the empire
>>56855640
Quints, you mean
>>56855619
i would have been alright at talking but my fucking head got in the way of it 2bh
>>56855698
Dont be a dick u said yes to everybody else but ur not gonna help me? I thought u were better than that thailad, we used to joke back and forth for hours into the night and now you treat me like this? I cant believe how shit u turned out to be.
Thailad: shit.
>>56855583
i will slap you mister koala
>>56855723
First quints ever desu
>>56855705
>>56855723
guess I've got brain problems
>>56855726
2 Tyrones and we take the mystery Box 3 (THREE) times. Any other way is bitch mode
>>56855740
I know I'm attractive (from sleeping with guys lmao) so it's not so much that, it's just the thought of sperging out when i actually do get with a woman
>>56855657
thanks la
>>56855750
What. The. Fuck. I did not write desu :/
Anyone watch these? Kind of creepy on a dark night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3FDw3rp1cE
>their major city's citizens actually had to hide underground because they had a babby military that couldn't protect it
>>56855626
>there are over 200 million British people worldwide
>>56855718
>>56855680
meet at flying cock lads??
>>56855744
I secretly love you and if I taught you to get a gf It'd break my heart into pieces This is my last resort,
Suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding
>>56855726
Instruments, drugs and weights.
Zoe and Molly.
Only correct answer 2bh
>>56855761
Your mystery box contents:
Chewing gum
Box set of Seinfeld
A yacht
>>56855792
and you are one of them :)
>>56855766
>guys think im attractive so girls must too
not how it works
>>56855766
every girl my mates have met off tinder has been an absolute stain personality wise. treat it like it is. talk shit, give no shits.
>>56855821
depends on whether or not you're the top or bottom
>>56855811
>not only picking Zoe but willingly subjecting yourself to the ukelele
>>56855726
gaming pc, drugs, sports stuff
madison and molly
any other selection is wrong
lads you are ALL beautiful and i appreciate the time we spend together :) <3
>>56855726
Weights - games - kindle
Molly - Madison
>>56855726
gaming pc, drugs, kindle
zoe and larry
>>56855726
mystery box x3
larry and ahmed
Donald Trump would make a great president
now if you'll excuse me I'm going to ask you to shove a buttplug with a fox tail up my ass and paint whiskers on my face
>>56855869
Why would you pick Madison if you're just going to make her miserable and jealous by not picking phone and picking another girl?
>>56855726
ipod, instruments, kindle
donald trump and chad
>>56855855
She could cover Sufjan songs with me.
Plus there's no downside to getting pegged.
>>56855869
this would be a fucking holiday desu
if a billionaire is watching make this happen for me, as long as I can get high and play games constantly then stave off the insanity by having a chinwag with a decent chick and the occasional run around i'd be sorted
>>56855726
Trump
Trump
Trump
Trump
Trump
>>56855906
Your mystery box contents:
Box of tissues
Valuable watch
Key to escape the house
if you dont pick one of tv or games youre gonna regret it, its a whole fucking year
weights goes without saying
probably books as number 3
>watching british film
>british character (british actress) says ass
dropped
>>56855726
Entertainment:
Kindle
Smart TV
iPhone
Roommate:
Donald Trump
Tyrone
>>56855959
>tyrone
>no mystery box
There are rules (for policemen)
>>56855788
desu the actual measurement of time has no effect on its passage so even if 300 years were "lost" or added somewhere along the line it would mean anything in reality beyond a lot of dates being inaccurate.
we wouldn't be any further back in time and no history would just disappear
>>56855913
she'll adjust of she wont and I;ll just chill with molly and we'll gossip behind her back
>>56855788
I really don't get what difference this makes?
Has Ray Wise ever played a normal person?
>>56855726
kindle, weight set, ipod
madison, ahmed
use the time to break my degenerate habits
>>56855977
You're right. It is interesting to think about: What if some historical events are entirely fictitious? What if that random battle in the year 879 AD never actually happened? No one alive was there to confirm.
Historians can always connect the dots to make sure something is authentic, but what if they are just connecting fictitious dots or rounded estimates
But, yeah, it really doesn't matter in the long run.
black dog runs at night, black dog runs at night, black dog runs at night, black dog runs at night, black dog runs at night, black dog runs at night, black dog runs at night, black dog runs at night, black dog runs at night, black dog runs at night, black dog runs at night, black dog runs at night, black dog runs at night, black dog runs at night, black dog runs at night, black dog runs at night, black dog runs at night, black dog runs at night,
>>56855788
Arbitrary
buisness idea: colonize half the world
>>56854322
Smoking is bad for you mate.
>>56855992
It doesn't really make a difference. The further historians try to study, the more fragile it becomes though. At some times, the historians are just making educated guesses since we will never know
>>56856045
>>56856090
Guess it could make you question if other more recent historical events were made up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32EVBf2VnkE
>>56856045
>What if that random battle in the year 879 AD never actually happened?
no more likely if there was lost time than if there wasn't
ancient texts are notoriously unreliable as is
>>56856119
fuck off you fucking nerd
>>56856062
would never kick off
absolutely convinced that aliens are planning to abduct me the moment i get outside of a populated area
"australian points system" is basically a massive meme, the uk has had an australian based points system on non eu migrants since 2008 however we cant control non eu migration
and even with our uncontrolled eu migration australia still has DOUBLE our net migration rate
laughable that nigel farage repeats it and people lap it up
