>You have the lack of luck to be born in this depressive shithole called Brazil
>>56856314
I feel ya man
>>56856314
Do not be sad!
Brazil is very sunny, and full of friendly people!
Make some friends!
For the love of God stop with these threads you raging attention whore
>>56856314
Gotta take the bad with the good man. Nigs gonna big, but atleast the weathers good right?
>>56856397
Why to you feel the need to stroke your own ego like that in a meaningless virtual media?
>>56856314
I heard brazilian get much more laid then people in this shithole.
From a 26 years old virgin chink.
Lottery is my only hope
>Fifa in 2014
>Olympics in summer 2016
>most relevant place in south america atm
>beautiful weather and scenery and lush environment with cool animals and plants
cry me a fucking river
it's 10x better than living in the east coast, midwest or south like most americans
>>56856552
isn't the east coast the richest?
>>56856593
>>56856593
maybe jew york because if all the jews there, but the east coast is pretty fucking depressing because of the people there
west coast/western US is impressive and fun and full of life
>>56856314
yeah it is worse than to be born in russia
>>56856552
there is literally no place in brasil that is better living than usa. only the south (our best region) that is better than your south. but thats it
>>56856639
Well, my sister went to San Francisco some months ago for a business trip and she said it was a very nice and quiet place.
I might be taking a look myself in the future
>>56856711
i dont think so
>>56856314
>be brazilian
>get shot
>>56856719
isn't Rio Grande do Sul nearly going bankrupt or some shit?
>>56856711
maybe, but not for much
BRs can be really qt
>>56856314
If you don't like Brazil then leave it.
>>56856371
>Brazil is very sunny, and full of friendly people!
Uh... it's not.
>>56856758
s-shut up, we are the only white bastion in this country, SHUT UP NIGRO
>>56856794
yes it is, making friends here is not hard for people with basics social "skills" (or whatever this shit can be called)
>>56856719
>only the south (our best region) that is better than your south. but thats it
It's exactly the same actually. Except rednecks are wealthier than South Brazilians because everything is cheap in USA.
>>56856790
canacucks are (for some reason) almost begging for new immigrants, wonder what are their politics for brs tho
Come to Australia and teach BJJ
>>56856880
I'm not saying come here, in fact please don't. But if you really hate where you live then do something about it.
>>56856857
not really, in the american south most of the population is uneducated and have the worst hdi in the country, the exact opposite happens in our south.
is not just "MUH LOTS OF WHITIS HERE AND THERE, SAME SHIT I GUESS"
>>56856934
i'm not OP, nor want to go to canada (this place will unfortunely fall apart in some years) i was just chitchatting
>>56856939
American universities are way harder to get into and Southern Americans simply can't afford it.
Brazilian universities are diploma mills. The diploma is worth less than toilet paper.
Also only Santa Catarina is filled with snobs who think they're above everyone else. RS and Parana are filled with retards with the intelligence of a Nigerian.
>>56856921
i didnt know people gave a fuck about brazillian jiu jitsu outside brasil
>>56856840
Here in Porto Alegre, the only strangers i see talking with each other are old people. Young people never interact with strangers.
>>56857028
if you really think that the average gaucho is retarded, than you really must hate this country, because all the rest have a potato iq compared to PR and RS.
>>56857067
must be the autistic german genes, beauty and intelligence comes with a price
>>56856639
t. Californian
>>56857090
I'm from RS and all i see are ignorant backwards people or rich stuckup peole who think they're above God.
>>56857117
>Porto Alegre
>German
My friend, i have some bad news...
Germans are only in SC.
>>56856371
>Brazil is very sunny
thats a bad thing
>>56856552
>beautiful weather>beautiful weather>beautiful weather>beautiful weather
fuck you
40C everyday with 100% humity and bugs everywhere is shit theres nothing beautiful about it
fuck you again
>beautiful weather
fuck you
>>56857117
>german genes
>porto alegre
KEK
>>56857138
>ignorant backwards
oh boy, sjw detected, now i got it
>>56856639
>
>>56857168
>>56857172
when i went there, there were plenty of german people tbqfamilia
>>56857042
uh mma and ufc is pretty popular here so yeah.
>>56857212
now its haiti swj edition
e se a terra é o céu e o inferno
ao norte do tropico de cancer está o céu
ao sul está o inferno
>>56856314
I've seen that a few years ago the simpsons made a Brazil episode, the question is if it was really that offensive or maybe hit too close to home. I thought it was funny
>>56857212
You must be a swarthy mestizo.
Germans a minority in Porto Alegre. The only place they're common are in small villages. Even in small towns they're a minority.
>>56857261
>You must be a swarthy mestizo.
what are you, then?
>>56857243
sjw sim, haitiano nem tanto. a maior parte deles fica em sampa e eles tão parando de vir graças a crise.
talvez a dilma n seja tão ruim no final das contas
>>56857261
i'm a swarthy mestizo because i saw germanic people?
they are there anon, maybe not as high as in SC but they are still there
>>56857257
which one?
>>56857434
The one when Homer was kidnaped and Lisa met his friend Ronaldo.
>>56857340
Well, here in Porto Alegre, German surname is usually synonymous with being poor, since i don't go to poor areas.
I do know CEASA has plenty of Germans, it's where farmers go sell their vegetables.
>>56857467
nah, it wasnt really that offensive, the problem is that brs like to get gringos attention, so every time they'd have a chance to make a lecture about how delusional americans are about brazillian reality, they will.
but it was in some level accurate
>>56857490
>german surname is usually synonymous with being poor
wouldnt that be pardos, neguin?
>>56856314
kill yourself
So is this the new /luso/?
Why are we still talking in english?
>>56857712
good manners, when in Angloland do as the ETERNAL ANGLOS
>>56857712
because it's less nasal and slightly less disgusting
>>56857764
nah, portuguese is much more lyrical than english
>>56857172
If you don't like humidity, then come to our country m8, there's plenty of room in the upper midwest.
>>56857790
spanish is superior in basically every way, though, because it's just as "lyrical" but less nasal and doesn't bounce up and down like some weird russian dialect
>>56857841
>spanish is less nasal than portuguese
this is the most retarded thing i read so far
>>56857841
spanish sounds like shit, dirty, russian don't.
eu quero uma namorada 2d só que de verade
For fucks sake OP...
>>56857811
As if moving to USA was easy..
