How do I get a Japanese girlfriend?
I just want to cuddle with a qt ;_;
Go to Japan?
Stop being an asshole to literally every nationality on /int/.
Get a million dollars.
buy a pillowcase
>>56852876
Then what?
Girls are girls, no matter where you go.
Listen, Asians are NOT docile and/or submissive like you think, but you won't listen, no one does so find out the hard way you fucking cocksucker.
Cya
>>56852876
this. aussie's have no excuse, they're like right there to the south of japan
>>56852918
They are so qt
;_; ;_; ;_; ;_;
>>56852836
Yerrow Fevel again?
>>56852978
>>56853018
NO CHINESE GIRLS
>>56852978
Once you get to know one you will know how stupid they are.
>>56852836
>Japanese
>qt
>>56853055
Why would you want a woman that is smarter than you?
You want a woman with cultured refinement, but one who is not more intelligent than you. One who will be submissive in the relationship, but still have enough intelligence to take initiative and to engage in decent conversation with. She must also be a total "qt" if you will, cuddly but not slutty. Cute, but not voluptuous, it is these aspects of femininity which I find to be of the utmost desirability.
>>56853598
When I said stupid I meant annoying.
>>56853638
Their squeaky voices are cute tho
>>56852836
tell me about it
I want to lick a girl's naked feet
Lads, I need help, please
>>56854270
I hear they're doing great things in mental institutions these days...
>>56854270
Go watch anime and pickup tropes from them. Use that to your advantage in romances with a qt jp.
Don't be Australian, be nordic.
Simple, fucking grow up and turn gay
t. Milo
>>56853598
So you want a unicorn?
Does a woman being more intelligent then you fucking scare you? What are you a fucking straight out of the tents Arab?
Ask one out to dinner.
Be polite and interesting
Impress her by holding the door open and paying the bill if possible (Japanese men never do these things and the women incorrectly believe white men are all supposed to be gentlemen)
Do not try to engage in physical contact like kissing and hugging
Don't embarrass her with compliments like telling her she's pretty
On the second or third date if all goes well ask her out by saying 'tsukiatte kudasai' and if she says yes you're good and can now treat it like a normal relationship.
This is how it went for me anyway but it's not always easy. The Japanese are not very good at expressing their feelings and it can be hard work to bridge the cultural divide.
>>56855943
I like being in control, I think I might be autistic, but I'm certainly not an Arab.
>>56855988
Are you ready for a miracle?
>>56855972
this, family
>>56853598
》Dont want a smart woman
Absolutely disgusting shit tier taste
>>56852836
You don't because even stupid nips have bigger dicks than you
>>56853055
All women are stupid.
>>56856342
You didn't read what I wrote properly. I want an intelligent woman, just one who is not as smart as me
>>56856668
>provide actual advice
>op is too busy memeing at poortugal
die alone you australian fuck
>>56855932
Cheer up m8, at least we live in first world countries.
>>56855972
>>56856725
I forgot to thank you, did this actually work for you, do you have a Japanese girlfriend?
fucking weabboo disgrace to australia
>>56856762
yes lad
>>56856869
is she a qt? Take me through this relationship
>>56856668
j read it. Nothing gross about liking inferior blondes for example. When it comes to intelligence that taste just feels gross. For me realistically attractiveness always goes up with intelligence. Would happily date a genius.
>>56855988
Undateable scum detected. Japs, like all girls, want a dude who cares about them, not act like a developmentally delayed autismo. Sorry mate, but your going to have to accept reality before you try dating girls, let alone japs
>>56856883
Met in bar and spoke about Japanese history
Asked her out for dinner and got sushi 3 days later
Arranged second date for next week
She acted very weird and wouldn't even say hello at parties so I thought I was friend zoned
Took her to the park and got lunch on 2nd date. Asked her out at the end, said yes
Took her back to my place and fucked 2 days later
Still going strong and moving in together in September
Pros: Qt, loving, submissive, great cook, likes watching vidya, cuddly
Cons: Reserved in public, works way too fucking hard at her job, English isn't perfect, takes forever to text as a result
People telling you they're not submissive and not at all like anime/Asian stereotypes are full of shit. People telling you they're easy and will slobber on your cock for being white are also full of shit. The truth lis in the middle and you can get a Jap qt easily if you're not a weirdo.
>>56852836
my dâ—¯ck is BingBing, god
>>56857225
thanks for the wonderful insight, japan
>>56857180
>People telling you they're not submissive and not at all like anime/Asian stereotypes are full of shit. People telling you they're easy and will slobber on your cock for being white are also full of shit. The truth lis in the middle and you can get a Jap qt easily if you're not a weirdo.
So basically what you are saying is that they are real life, normal people. I'm glad at least one anon on this site understands
>>56857287
They're not normal in the sense you have to be more careful about romantic gestures and physical contact prior to making your relationship official. The opposite is true with Western girls.
Other than that they're normal.
>>56857346
This sounds pretty good desu, I'm really not a fan of publicly showing signs of intimacy but I like to cuddle and stuff when I'm at home. Looks like you have a great relationship, all the best
>>56856418
Not all of them. Finding a smart woman would be like finding a jew who doesn't love money, but they do exist.
>>56857180
>Took her back to my place and fucked 2 days later
What a fucking slut.
>>56852836
Just hire Korean comfort woman, we're arr look same and there are full of Koreans in Australia.
>>56852876
I'm here, now what?
>>56860897
Suit up. Get buttblasted drunk on sake. Then go grope the nearest school girl.
>>56860937
this
>>56852836
find an international student or working holiday girl
>>56852836
bump
triggers faggot janitor
>>56852836
ahaha yellow fever kill yourself
>>56866674
Yeah, I have yellow fever I guess. The worst part is that my family have caught on. I've only had three girlfriends, all have been Asian. FUCKING KILL ME
>>56866650
yeah, this desu
>>56852836
Change your name to Jimmy Recard
>>56867412
I've only had three girlfriends
>>56867725
>forgetting to greentext
>>56867725
This isn't /r9k/, they all broke up with me as well. Usually because I was very emotionally distant and struggled with both physical interaction and social situations
>>56867412
>I've only had three girlfriends, all have been Asian. FUCKING KILL ME
>>56867412
What a fucking beta loser
>>56867829
I'm not really a robot, I just pussied out at every chance I had or they ended it before it got serious
>>56867897
>women like me on the surface
>once we get to know each other a bit better and we start to get serious they bail
I'm dating a Japanese studying here
She messaged me on IP, then asked for my whatsapp and bam just like that.
>tfw her family is rich af
>>56867977
One was actually preparing for traveling for a year, the other chose her Chad Thundercuck ex that then proceeded to beating her a few days later.
If anything you could probably accuse me of being a bit boring and without interesting hobbies.
I have no idea how to meet girls. I'm not a huge sperg in social situations either, I just don't have a way to meet people.
>>56868070
Bam, you just betrayed your own race! This is no better than Swedecucks loving Jamal's dick
>>56857180
I fucking hate you normie scum
>>56868165
>Sat on a coach last night at some party
>I have no clue how to start conversations with women and people in general
>I just sit there drinking while everyone else has fun
>A few people sit down next to me and I try to start small talk, but I'm so fucking autistic
>I just text a friend from overseas I've never even met
>Alcohol doesn't make me fun to be around, it just has a real depressing effect on me
>I left early and walked home, stopping and sitting on a bench and looking at the stars for a bit
Why do I have to be the way I am?
I wish I could just find one girl who I could spend the rest of my life with, each of us as socially fucked as each other. We'd have each others backs and we'd be like two pees in a pod, but I guess this life just wasn't meant for stuff like that
>>56868400
Wish I still had a way to get invited to parties, everyone I know stopped going to those after turning 20.
>>56868539
What are they doing then?
>>56868539
maybe you should go to an university
>>56868400
Feeling better yet my special snowflake?
>>56868246
>>56868070
IP?
>>56869577
Interpals I think. Once made a fake account posing as a Korean fucboi, you won't believe how many replies from european girls I got.
>>56869241
Thank you for contributing to white genocide
>>56870588
By /int/ standards I'm not white
>>56870728
By /int/ standards nobody is.
>>56870728
Mediterranean?
>>56858873
Now I don't believe you.
>>56852836
Have fun becoming an ATM machine for the rest of your life.
>>56871297
Better than being an ATM machine and not even getting to use your woman.
