What the fuck I totally forgot it was Easter until all the British and Australians reminded me
Why do Europeans and Australians get Easter off?
It's not really that big of a holiday
wait today is Easter?
>>56845220
today isn't fucking easter you dolt
>>56845183
>Why do Europeans and Australians get Easter off?
i have no idea
i'd rather work honestly
i'm sitting here in my underwear drinking beer and eating nachos
Because despite the memes, the UK is a Christian country with the state religion being Christianity and Queen Elizabeth the 2nd being the head of the Church of England and the head of the Church of Scotland
>>56845251
when?
>>56845183
Shut up and back to work goyim
*cracks whip*
Israels got some bombs to buy.
>>56845220
I think it's this Saturday
Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?
>>56845375
Sunday
>>56845183
Easter is the most important holiday in Christanity
>>56845765
American Protestants aren't Christian, they don't know that.
>>56845220
it was yesterday, you missed it!
>>56845765
I think you mean Christmas
hint: it's in the nae
>>56846185
I definitely mean Easter. If you are a Christian, you should know this. If you're not, you should still know this. Easter is THE festival for Christians. The main holiday
Litterally spring break everyone k-12 and college looks forward to is based off of easter
>>56845765
It's a meme that Australians are tying to push
>>56846356
So what some brownie died and becomes a zombie fuck you
>>56846408
Australians are trying to push Easter as the most important? I don't understand
>>56846371
I think Spring break was just for fun I didn't know easter had anything to do with it
>>56846477
Yes, Christmas is the most important, but Australians know AMericans know this and are trying to make them feel bad for thinking it is and make Americans look dumb for thinking Easter isn't that important
>>56846504
It is for fun, but it always includes easter inside of it. I just started sb today
>>56846449
Some brownie died and we get a week off while eating fancy. Work usually gets you 3 days off, some jobs even more
>>56845183
>getting the day off
HAHAHA I FUCKING WISH, I HAVE TO WORK AT A SHITTY SUPERMARKET FOR 11 HOURS
>>56846549
>Yes. Christmas is the most important
I'm telling you it isn't. Easter is. No Australian conspiracy there
These are the days most Brits get off work:
https://www.gov.uk/bank-holidays
>>56846477
They are trying to push this Americans don't celebrate Easter meme
>>56846504
How could you not know that
>>56846796
I think he is banting himself
>>56845251
Its Easter friday today you mong
>>56846796
I don't even respond to Australian posts anymore. I don't know what to respond...I'm usually speechless afterwards
>>56846700
>Easter
>Go color some fucking eggs
>BUNNIES POOP EGGS
>Go eat your chocolate kid
>"Should we go to church?" "Nahh... too lazy"
>Christmas
>BABY JESUS BABY JESUS REMEMBER BABY JESUS AND ON THAT DAY SANTA CLAUSE BROUGHT BABY JESUS THREE GIFTS OF BABY JESUS
>NOELLLLL
>Go to church
>>56846887
GMT is the only real time zone on this good earth
>>56846932
autism: the post
>>56846970
It'll be Good Friday here in 12 minutes
>>56846922
I usually find them funny but this is stupid as America is much more religious than Australia
>>56846970
Everyone know it's, coincidentally, EST
>>56846684
>earning time and a half and not dealing with any customers is bad
>>56846932
Dude...
>>56846932
>t. Muhammed Al-Merika
>>56846970
>not being the first in the world to see the new day
>>56846932
Easter is more important because that's when Jesus proved he was really the son of God by coming back from the dead, or so they tell me
>>56847045
Be patient my friend
>>56847136
There's some smaller even more irrelevant islands that are closer to the international date line than you hobbit fucking shits
>Easter is more important because that's when Jesus proved he was really the son of God by coming back from the dead, or so they tell me
>>56847215
Just to clarify, I believe none of it, just saying
>>56847164
We should just respond to American posts with an explanation. No need to "banter" them. They already have it pretty hard around these parts...
I mean, it's dumb curiosity, but it's still curiosity. Maybe they wouldn't be so bitter and self-destructive if we simply provided even brief explanations. Teach those willing to learn
>>56847164
Actually he proved he was son of god the day he was fucking born and angels were like "Mary didn't cheat on you fagot"
>Just to clarify, I believe none of it, just saying
>>56847327
autism
>>56847210
>less relevant than new zealand
yarns
>>56847287
You can't tell when some one is shit posting
>>56847299
>implying Jesus was anything more than a prick in a robe
Easter is a more important holiday for Christians. It's the day when Jesus died for our sins. He did fuck all on Christmas aside from slide out a vagina. In fact, Jesus wasn't even born on Christmas, he was born some time in the summer but they changed the day.
The reason Americans celebrate Christmas more is because it's a more marketable holiday so the Jews have brainwashed them into believing it's more important.
>>56847327
>I believe none of it
Good I was already gettin angry
also kek @ the cluelessness of the burgericans again.
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>>56847358
Mmhm
>>56847360
I'm shitposting. Sorry
>>56847465
relevance here we come
i have 5 day weekend lads
thank you based jesus
>>56847453
>it's a more marketable holiday
>easter is the codename for "Ferrero invasion"
>>56847076
You don't know what it's like here, the fucking scabs get free drinks for having a my waitrose card it's a fucking joke. You get these cheap arse scabby loners who come in every fucking day for their free drink and spend like 2 fucking hours in the place.
>>56847679
Why do you get a fifth day? We get Good Friday and Easter Monday
>>56847465
Do we own tonga and fiji?
>>56847327
>Just to clarify, I believe that god killed himself to free us of our sins (which is me masturbating to 2D).
ayyyy lmao
>>56847793
>Not beeing NEET in 2015 + 3 -2
Really?
>>56847767
>tfw proud owner of a "my John Lewis" card
>tfw get my monthly free cake + hot drink vouchers in the post every month
>tfw 99% of the time I ever visit John Lewis is to spend my voucher and slowly eat my cake and drink my coffee while reading and glancing smugly at the workers
>tfw I cannot express in a single meme image the joy this brings to my life but I'll try with this one
>>56847947
>in the post every month
I mean every quarter. I get 3 months' worth each quarter
It's good friday here
>>56847947
Honestly that I don't mind, it's only once a month. at waitrose, it's a free regular sized coffee based drink EVERY DAY. Such a bad fucking idea desu, it makes us so busy that we pretty much turn into a free coffee production line.
All of the older staff say the place has really gone down hill and you get working class scum single mums bring their fucking kids and get like 5 free coffees and their kids spill their fucking CRISPS ON THE FLOOR FUCK IT PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH AAAAAHHH
>>56847793
Isn't Good Friday a catholic thing?
>>56848110
Every day? Holy shit I had no idea. Yes that is a really bad idea I have some sympathy for you. I bet the management will stop it sooner or later.
>>56848143
Stop memeing
>>56847767
Wouldn't waitrose of all places want to avoid lower classes mingling in their store?
I was pleased when I found I could get free nespresso's at the department store in our city. It's kind of funny they even have a Barrista and fancy counter where you chose your flavour of automated coffee.
>>56848255
Not him but I don't understand the fuss about those Nespresso capsules. At one of the universities I attended they had a Nespresso machine with every colour available so I sampled all of them. They're nice enough but I don't like the consistency of the coffee, it's a bit weird
>>56848255
>>56848188
Well it got so bad that they had to change it to "making any purcahse" from the coffee shop.
So now we sell thousands of fucking 25p bananas. But it's a fucking joke because if people come in as a group they only need to make one purchase between them so you get 5 fucking chavy scum single mums come up to the till and slap their mywaitrose cards on the counter and BUY A SINGLE FUCKING BANANA BETWEEN ALL OF THEM REEEEEEE
>>56848038
It's good friday for us tomorrow
>>56845183
Fuckin' great job you filthy heathen.
>>56846684
>the day off
It's Sunday anyway. Do you Brits normally work on Sundays?
>>56846887
Today is not Easter Friday.
Easter Friday is the friday of the easter week.
Today is the friday before the easter week, aka Good Friday or Holy Friday.
>>56848466
Good friday
>>56848474
Whatever mate. Means I don't have to go to uni so I'm down with it
>>56848416
Well I know that I'm getting myself a waitrose card next time I'm in London
>>56848341
I think it depends on the machine too. The one at the department store was like 500 pounds. They're nowhere near a good barista's coffee but they're consistently decent and convenient.
>>56848416
Don't worry m8 they'll come to their senses eventually.
>>56848586
do it, so long as you have an address there's literally no reason not to
>>56848589
Fucking hope so. The final kick in the teeth is that employees aren't allowed to have a free coffee on working days.
>>56847793
Cause Easter Sunday is on the weekend, so we get "Easter Sunday observed" on Tuesday.
>>56848758
>employees aren't allowed to have a free coffee on working days.
Ultra cuck level.
>>56849224
The grocery I work at tried to do that to us since they sell high end coffee, but give out free samples to customers. Hilariously they also try to sell the coffee by the cup, but the customers would just get a small cup, fill it up and drink it while shopping and never pay for it. It tingles my autism, but what really sets me off is people eating apples and grapes sold by the pound while walking around the store. I told my boss if I have to cut filets and shit and vomit out the same spiel about beef grades every day I'm not gonna pay for coffee.
It's 1:54pm Easter Friday in New Zealand right now.
>>56849502
It's good friday you fucking retard
>>56849496
>but what really sets me off is people eating apples and grapes sold by the pound while walking around the store.
What sort of literal chimp tier area do you live in?
>>56847679
I have a 6 day weekend
>>56849539
Same thing :^)
>>56849563
Louisiana, I live in a town close to new Orleans that white people fled to when they allowed integration. The town is incredibly well off and not a bad place to live if you can afford it, but the people have such a sense of entitlement that they think they can get away with whatever they want.
>he doesnt have good friday, first eastern day, second eastern day and heaven faring day
>>56849839
We don't have really small foamy beers either
Europe will be getting Rudd of Easter holidays within the next ten years
>>56850355
*rid
>>56845765
Easter's the day that Jesus rose.
However, Christmas, while not on the day, does celebrate the day that Jesus was born. It celebrates the night that the star of Bethlehem (Jupiter) rose and God gave his king to the world.
>>56845183
Lol, five day paid weekend
